Tommy-"What should we do with him?"

Biker Dude-"I dunno. His friends looked pissed though."

Sora-"Damn right we are! Let Riku go!"

Riku-"Yeah let me go!"

Tommy and the Biker Dude looked at each other and laughed.

Tommy-"Damn these kids are stupid! Your little friend has pissed us off, and he's gotta pay for it."

Riku-"Can't I just get off with a warning?"

Biker Dude-"Ha! You wish kid. We don't give 'warnings'. We kick ass!"

Riku-"Just make this one exception. Come on. For me?"

Biker Chick in backround-"The kids got a point he is new. And he's never pissed us off before. Just let him off this once."

Biker Dude-"No one asked you bitch!"

Biker Chick-"Fine! I'm sorry I ever got that tattoo with 'I love Billy' on it!"

Biker Dude (well Billy now)-"Then go get it removed stupidass!"

Biker Chick-"I would if surgery didn't cost so damn much!"

Billy-"Dammit Lisa you're too f***in' cheap! I don't know why I married you!"

Lisa-"You got me pregnant!"

Billy-"Oh yeah the high school thing. ANYWAY back to the kid! What are we gonna do about him?"

Lisa-"Just-"

Billy-"Dammit bitch haven't you shut up by now?"

Lisa-"Hmph."

Billy-"As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interupted, we have to do something about this goddamn kid!"

Riku-"Come on just let me go!"

Tommy-"How many times do we have to tell you kid? NO we will NOT let you go! So give up already! If you start giving us ideas you can get out sooner."

Sora-"Alright I'm starting to get really pissed off now!"

Kairi-"Uh oh now you're in for it."

Sora pulled out his shotgun and drank a shot of tequila.

Sora-"Let Riku go or else I'll shoot! All of you bastards will be dead! And your bitches!"

Kairi-"Hey! We prefer to be called bitches not belong to somebody else!"

Sora-"-_- jeez women. Fine I'll kill all you bastards and the bitches!"

Kairi-"Thank you."

Sora-"Whatever. Can I shoot the gun now? Pretty please?"

Kairi-"Only if they don't let Riku go how many times do I have to tell you!"

Sora-"You've only said it once."

Kairi-"That's besides the point!"

Sora-"Actually it's not. You're the one who said 'how many times do I have to tell you!'"

Kairi-"Dammit what does this have to do with anything?"

Sora-"I don't know you started it."

Meanwhile, Tommy was holding a gun to Riku's head.

Riku-"Hey stop fighting and help me here!"

Tommy-"God you two just shut up already!"

Kairi-"Hmph."

Kairi walked over and sat down on top of the bar. She was immidietly surrounded by guys.

Biker #1-"Hey babe whatcha up to tonight?"

Kairi-"Hey back off meaty!"

Biker #1-"Why you little..."

Biker #2-"Relax she's just a kid."

Biker #1-"No she's not she's 20!"

Biker #2-"She's 14. Didn't you read chapter 2?"

Biker 1 scans a piece of paper.

Biker #1-"Oh yeah. You bitch why didn't you say so?!"

The two bikers walk away.

Riku-"You know there's still the little matter of the gun at my head here!"

Sora-"Oh yeah."

Sora aims his gun at Tommy's head.

Billy-"You know there's 30 other people here with guns lil boy."

Kairi-"No I was counting when I was bored. There's only 15 of you."

Billy-"Do you really have to degrade us?"

Kairi-"Yeah it's part of my job."

Billy-"Then you're fired!"

Kairi-"Well I never!"

Billy-"You just have!"

Kairi-"Well you don't have to be so mean about it."

Billy-"Yeah I do I'm a biker. It's my job."

Kairi-"Then you're fired!"

Tommy-"Both of you shut the f*** up! We still have to deal with the damn kid Bill!"

Bill formerly Billy-"Oh yeah. I'll deal with you later."

He shakes his fist at Kairi and walks back over to Riku. Then he and Tommy notice something's wrong.

Tommy-"Hey the damn boys escaped!"

Kairi-"Damn right they did! And you were stupid enough to listen to me rant while they escaped!"

Bill-"Damn you little girl!"

Kairi stuck out her toungue and ran like hell out the door.

Tommy-"F***ing kids!"