I decided it should be the UNSC M*A*S*H unit. Yeah. Fellow Mash
and Halo fans uinite! Fweeee! I even put the MASH theme song in the
beginning I'm taking random characters and putting them. In random places.
Sorta. Master chief/John = Hawkeye, Jenkins = Radar, Chips Dubbo = BJ,
Kelly (FoR) = Margaret (However it's spelled), Captain Keyes = Potter Sam
= Klinger, CPO Mendez (running out of ideas): Father McKinley
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~THEME:
Through early morning fog I see Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger watch it grin
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
"Is it to be or not to be?"
And I replied, "Oh why ask me?"
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
And you can do the same thing if you please
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Master chief was lazily slumped in a lawn chair with a dry martini. Kelly immediately began pestering him about 'the military' Chief groaned. He turned his head towards the sun. A Hawaiian-style blue shirt and shorts. His usual summer attire. Jenkins watched Kelly pointlessly before being called in by potter. John yawned as Kelly left. Sam plopped down in the seat next to John. "Look at you, so young, and attractive." Sam said.
"Would you like fries with that Sam?"
"Well SORRY! Just trying to help!" He said walking off in the sluttiest dress possible.
Chips now took the seat "Bad day Chief?"
"Yeah."
"Hm."
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That's all for you. I must sleep now! O-o Review some of my other HALO stories. They feel lonely XD.
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~THEME:
Through early morning fog I see Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger watch it grin
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
"Is it to be or not to be?"
And I replied, "Oh why ask me?"
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
And you can do the same thing if you please
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Master chief was lazily slumped in a lawn chair with a dry martini. Kelly immediately began pestering him about 'the military' Chief groaned. He turned his head towards the sun. A Hawaiian-style blue shirt and shorts. His usual summer attire. Jenkins watched Kelly pointlessly before being called in by potter. John yawned as Kelly left. Sam plopped down in the seat next to John. "Look at you, so young, and attractive." Sam said.
"Would you like fries with that Sam?"
"Well SORRY! Just trying to help!" He said walking off in the sluttiest dress possible.
Chips now took the seat "Bad day Chief?"
"Yeah."
"Hm."
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That's all for you. I must sleep now! O-o Review some of my other HALO stories. They feel lonely XD.
