I decided it should be the UNSC M*A*S*H unit. Yeah. Fellow Mash and Halo fans uinite! Fweeee! I even put the MASH theme song in the beginning I'm taking random characters and putting them. In random places. Sorta. Master chief/John = Hawkeye, Jenkins = Radar, Chips Dubbo = BJ, Kelly (FoR) = Margaret (However it's spelled), Captain Keyes = Potter Sam = Klinger, CPO Mendez (running out of ideas): Father McKinley

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~THEME:

Through early morning fog I see Visions of the things to be

The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see

That suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please I try to find a way to make

all our little joys relate

without that ever-present hate

but now I know that it's too late, and

Suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please

The game of life is hard to play

I'm gonna lose it anyway

The losing card I'll someday lay

So this is all I have to say

Suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please The only way to win is cheat

And lay it down before I'm beat

and to another give my seat

for that's the only painless feat

Suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skins

It doesn't hurt when it begins

But as it works its way on in

The pain grows stronger watch it grin

Suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please A brave man once requested me

To answer questions that are key

"Is it to be or not to be?"

And I replied, "Oh why ask me?"

Suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

And I can take or leave it if I please

And you can do the same thing if you please

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Master chief was lazily slumped in a lawn chair with a dry martini. Kelly immediately began pestering him about 'the military' Chief groaned. He turned his head towards the sun. A Hawaiian-style blue shirt and shorts. His usual summer attire. Jenkins watched Kelly pointlessly before being called in by potter. John yawned as Kelly left. Sam plopped down in the seat next to John. "Look at you, so young, and attractive." Sam said.
"Would you like fries with that Sam?"
"Well SORRY! Just trying to help!" He said walking off in the sluttiest dress possible.
Chips now took the seat "Bad day Chief?"
"Yeah."
"Hm."

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That's all for you. I must sleep now! O-o Review some of my other HALO stories. They feel lonely XD.