The Matrix Spoof.

*Starts off where Neo goes to see the Oracle.*

(Spoon boy is bending a rubber chicken with his mind)

Spoon boy: Do not try to bend the chicken. That is impossible. Only try to realize the truth.

Neo: Which is?

Spoon boy: There is no chicken.

Neo: That's stupid! *imitating spoon boy* There is no chicken.

Lady: She will see you now.

Oracle: Hello Neo. Oh, Don't worry about the lightbulb.

Neo: What lightbulb?

Oracle:The one you just broke.

Neo: I didn't break anything.

Oracle: I'm the Oracle god dammit. Don't tell me I am wrong.

Neo: But I didn't break it.

Oracle:GET OUT!!

Neo:Fine!

*Neo leaves*

Morphues: What she said to you keep to yourself. OK?

Neo: OK.

Morphues: So what did she say?

*Neo Stares at him*

*Cut to Neo, Trinity, and Morphues getting out of the car.*

*Everyone starts heading up the stairs. Neo sees a clown honk his nose. He turns around then looks back. He sees the clown honk his nose again.*

Neo: Whoa! Dejavu.

Trinity: What?

Neo: I just had Dejavu.

Trinity;That means a glitch in the system.

Everyone: Oh No!

*Mouse is in another room looking at the Girl in the read dress. His cell phone rings.*

Tank: Get out of there. It's a trap

Mouse: Oh shit.

Mouse pulls out a bazooka*

Mouse: bring it on!!!!!!!!!

*He shoots the bazooka at the cops. Then he catches up with the other people.*

Morphues: Lets hurry.

~That's the end of the first chapter. I let mouse live because he was my favorite character.~