Sora and Riku were running like hell away from the club that Tommy took them to.

Riku-"Cool we escaped! Now to run like hell somewhere else so those bikers and that other guy don't kill us."

Sora-"What?! We have to get revenge on those bastards! I mean, they did keep us captive for a while. So that wasted our time. And the ghosts of our parents are probably going to come back and haunt/hurt/kill us sometime soon. I say we get our revenge while we can and not worry about anything else for now."

Riku-"Uh, right. But one problem. I don't have a weapon! And neither does Kairi."

Sora-"Oh damn Kairi! Something horrible could have happened to her! Or worse, something horrible might happen to us if we don't go find her."

Riku-"F*** my face could be ruined! Kairi can punch hard! And if she screws up my face, I'll never get a girl! I'll never have little clones of me running around as my slaves!"

Sora-"You mean kids?"

Riku-"Or you could put it that way yes."

Sora-"Whatever let's just find Kairi."

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Meanwhile, Kairi's running after Sora and Riku. They're about 50 feet ahead of her, and she's screaming her ass off, but they don't seem to hear her.

Kairi-"Hey dumbasses! Wait for me!"

Suddenly, they turn around and start running towards her. She screams at them to stop, but they smack right into her.

Kairi-"Happy now? Thanks a lot morons!"

Riku-"Oh...Hi Kairi..."

Kairi-"Thanks a lot it's your fault I was stuck there for an extra 10 minutes!"

Kairi slaps Riku with all her strength.

Riku, rubbing his face-"OWW! What was that for?! Sora didn't help either!"

Sora-"Oh thanks a lot Riku."

Kairi tries to slap Sora, but he ducks.

Kairi-"Damn you Sora! So anyway, what now?"

Sora-We gotta get revenge on that...guy...and that...biker guy."

Kairi-"Damn right! I think one of them was looking up my skirt as I was running out."

Riku-"What happened to you Kairi? You used to be a sweet gentle girl who spent her free time picking cherries."

Kairi-"Times change. Besides it was apples not cherries. I'm allergic to cherries you idiot!"

Riku-"Oh yeah. I kinda forgot. Remember that pie I gave you right before we went into the club thingy?"

Kairi-"Yeah...What about it?"

Riku-"It was cherry."

Kairi-"You idiot! I can die if I eat cherries!"

Riku-"Oops. Umm...Sora made it!"

Kairi-"SORA!"

Sora-"Umm...My mom made it!"

Kairi-"Oh well she's dead. Why did she make you a pie if you drove her crazy?"

Sora-"Cause I drove her crazy even more."

Kairi-"Oh. That explains it. How did you drive her so crazy anyway?"

Sora-"By yelling 'Dad is gay!' and shooting the islanders."

Kairi-"That would be enough to drive anybody crazy."

Riku-"Damn right. It drove me crazy for years."

Sora-"Please don't hurt me Riku."

Riku-"Don't worry. Just don't kill anyone here...Yet."

Sora-"But I wanna shoot the gun!"

Kairi-"Sora, no! I already told you, not yet!"

Sora-"Aww...fine."

Kairi-"Good boy."

Riku-"Anyway we have to get revenge on these bastards!"

Sora-"You're tellin' me! Now let's charge in there and shoot 'em all!"

Kairi-"Fine. We'll shoot 'em. But me and Riku need weapons first!"

Sora-"Oh yeah. Umm...There's a weapon shop over there!"

Kairi-"We're broke you idiot!"

Sora aims his gun and shoots about 20 people on the street. Then he goes and takes their money.

Riku-"Sora you just commited murder! Cool!"

Sora-"Ok now we have about 2000 of...whatever this money is. That should be enough."

Walking into the shop, Sora bought a couple of shotguns and threw one to Riku and to Kairi.

Kairi-"Thanks Sora."

Sora-"Don't thank me, thank those poor bastards outside."

He nodded into the direction of the corpses outside.

Riku-"Oh ok thank you dead people!"

Sora-"Riku you're an idiot. This is why those bikers wanted to kill you."

Riku-"Whatever! Let's kick some ass."