Sora and Riku were running like hell away from the club that Tommy took them to.
Riku-"Cool we escaped! Now to run like hell somewhere else so those bikers and that other guy don't kill us."
Sora-"What?! We have to get revenge on those bastards! I mean, they did keep us captive for a while. So that wasted our time. And the ghosts of our parents are probably going to come back and haunt/hurt/kill us sometime soon. I say we get our revenge while we can and not worry about anything else for now."
Riku-"Uh, right. But one problem. I don't have a weapon! And neither does Kairi."
Sora-"Oh damn Kairi! Something horrible could have happened to her! Or worse, something horrible might happen to us if we don't go find her."
Riku-"F*** my face could be ruined! Kairi can punch hard! And if she screws up my face, I'll never get a girl! I'll never have little clones of me running around as my slaves!"
Sora-"You mean kids?"
Riku-"Or you could put it that way yes."
Sora-"Whatever let's just find Kairi."
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Meanwhile, Kairi's running after Sora and Riku. They're about 50 feet ahead of her, and she's screaming her ass off, but they don't seem to hear her.
Kairi-"Hey dumbasses! Wait for me!"
Suddenly, they turn around and start running towards her. She screams at them to stop, but they smack right into her.
Kairi-"Happy now? Thanks a lot morons!"
Riku-"Oh...Hi Kairi..."
Kairi-"Thanks a lot it's your fault I was stuck there for an extra 10 minutes!"
Kairi slaps Riku with all her strength.
Riku, rubbing his face-"OWW! What was that for?! Sora didn't help either!"
Sora-"Oh thanks a lot Riku."
Kairi tries to slap Sora, but he ducks.
Kairi-"Damn you Sora! So anyway, what now?"
Sora-We gotta get revenge on that...guy...and that...biker guy."
Kairi-"Damn right! I think one of them was looking up my skirt as I was running out."
Riku-"What happened to you Kairi? You used to be a sweet gentle girl who spent her free time picking cherries."
Kairi-"Times change. Besides it was apples not cherries. I'm allergic to cherries you idiot!"
Riku-"Oh yeah. I kinda forgot. Remember that pie I gave you right before we went into the club thingy?"
Kairi-"Yeah...What about it?"
Riku-"It was cherry."
Kairi-"You idiot! I can die if I eat cherries!"
Riku-"Oops. Umm...Sora made it!"
Kairi-"SORA!"
Sora-"Umm...My mom made it!"
Kairi-"Oh well she's dead. Why did she make you a pie if you drove her crazy?"
Sora-"Cause I drove her crazy even more."
Kairi-"Oh. That explains it. How did you drive her so crazy anyway?"
Sora-"By yelling 'Dad is gay!' and shooting the islanders."
Kairi-"That would be enough to drive anybody crazy."
Riku-"Damn right. It drove me crazy for years."
Sora-"Please don't hurt me Riku."
Riku-"Don't worry. Just don't kill anyone here...Yet."
Sora-"But I wanna shoot the gun!"
Kairi-"Sora, no! I already told you, not yet!"
Sora-"Aww...fine."
Kairi-"Good boy."
Riku-"Anyway we have to get revenge on these bastards!"
Sora-"You're tellin' me! Now let's charge in there and shoot 'em all!"
Kairi-"Fine. We'll shoot 'em. But me and Riku need weapons first!"
Sora-"Oh yeah. Umm...There's a weapon shop over there!"
Kairi-"We're broke you idiot!"
Sora aims his gun and shoots about 20 people on the street. Then he goes and takes their money.
Riku-"Sora you just commited murder! Cool!"
Sora-"Ok now we have about 2000 of...whatever this money is. That should be enough."
Walking into the shop, Sora bought a couple of shotguns and threw one to Riku and to Kairi.
Kairi-"Thanks Sora."
Sora-"Don't thank me, thank those poor bastards outside."
He nodded into the direction of the corpses outside.
Riku-"Oh ok thank you dead people!"
Sora-"Riku you're an idiot. This is why those bikers wanted to kill you."
Riku-"Whatever! Let's kick some ass."
Riku-"Cool we escaped! Now to run like hell somewhere else so those bikers and that other guy don't kill us."
Sora-"What?! We have to get revenge on those bastards! I mean, they did keep us captive for a while. So that wasted our time. And the ghosts of our parents are probably going to come back and haunt/hurt/kill us sometime soon. I say we get our revenge while we can and not worry about anything else for now."
Riku-"Uh, right. But one problem. I don't have a weapon! And neither does Kairi."
Sora-"Oh damn Kairi! Something horrible could have happened to her! Or worse, something horrible might happen to us if we don't go find her."
Riku-"F*** my face could be ruined! Kairi can punch hard! And if she screws up my face, I'll never get a girl! I'll never have little clones of me running around as my slaves!"
Sora-"You mean kids?"
Riku-"Or you could put it that way yes."
Sora-"Whatever let's just find Kairi."
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Meanwhile, Kairi's running after Sora and Riku. They're about 50 feet ahead of her, and she's screaming her ass off, but they don't seem to hear her.
Kairi-"Hey dumbasses! Wait for me!"
Suddenly, they turn around and start running towards her. She screams at them to stop, but they smack right into her.
Kairi-"Happy now? Thanks a lot morons!"
Riku-"Oh...Hi Kairi..."
Kairi-"Thanks a lot it's your fault I was stuck there for an extra 10 minutes!"
Kairi slaps Riku with all her strength.
Riku, rubbing his face-"OWW! What was that for?! Sora didn't help either!"
Sora-"Oh thanks a lot Riku."
Kairi tries to slap Sora, but he ducks.
Kairi-"Damn you Sora! So anyway, what now?"
Sora-We gotta get revenge on that...guy...and that...biker guy."
Kairi-"Damn right! I think one of them was looking up my skirt as I was running out."
Riku-"What happened to you Kairi? You used to be a sweet gentle girl who spent her free time picking cherries."
Kairi-"Times change. Besides it was apples not cherries. I'm allergic to cherries you idiot!"
Riku-"Oh yeah. I kinda forgot. Remember that pie I gave you right before we went into the club thingy?"
Kairi-"Yeah...What about it?"
Riku-"It was cherry."
Kairi-"You idiot! I can die if I eat cherries!"
Riku-"Oops. Umm...Sora made it!"
Kairi-"SORA!"
Sora-"Umm...My mom made it!"
Kairi-"Oh well she's dead. Why did she make you a pie if you drove her crazy?"
Sora-"Cause I drove her crazy even more."
Kairi-"Oh. That explains it. How did you drive her so crazy anyway?"
Sora-"By yelling 'Dad is gay!' and shooting the islanders."
Kairi-"That would be enough to drive anybody crazy."
Riku-"Damn right. It drove me crazy for years."
Sora-"Please don't hurt me Riku."
Riku-"Don't worry. Just don't kill anyone here...Yet."
Sora-"But I wanna shoot the gun!"
Kairi-"Sora, no! I already told you, not yet!"
Sora-"Aww...fine."
Kairi-"Good boy."
Riku-"Anyway we have to get revenge on these bastards!"
Sora-"You're tellin' me! Now let's charge in there and shoot 'em all!"
Kairi-"Fine. We'll shoot 'em. But me and Riku need weapons first!"
Sora-"Oh yeah. Umm...There's a weapon shop over there!"
Kairi-"We're broke you idiot!"
Sora aims his gun and shoots about 20 people on the street. Then he goes and takes their money.
Riku-"Sora you just commited murder! Cool!"
Sora-"Ok now we have about 2000 of...whatever this money is. That should be enough."
Walking into the shop, Sora bought a couple of shotguns and threw one to Riku and to Kairi.
Kairi-"Thanks Sora."
Sora-"Don't thank me, thank those poor bastards outside."
He nodded into the direction of the corpses outside.
Riku-"Oh ok thank you dead people!"
Sora-"Riku you're an idiot. This is why those bikers wanted to kill you."
Riku-"Whatever! Let's kick some ass."
