~I haven't updated in a long time! So I'm going to try and finish this story up.~

After everyone has gotten out of the matrix Tank is about to unplug Morphues.

Neo :You can't unplug him!

Trinity: Neo is right!

Tank: We have to. But before we do I have to give him one last kiss!

He gives Morphues a long smooch.

Everyone: Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apoc, Switch, Mouse, and Dozer all fall over dead.

Trinity: You killed them all Tank.

Tank: Well sorry! I can't help it that I love Morphues!

Neo: Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tank: I'm sorry Morphues.

Neo: Wait! You can't kill him. I have the sudden urge to risk my life to save him!

Trinity: So do I! Load us up Tank.

*Construct*

Tank: What do you need? Besides a miracle.

Neo: Guns. Lots of guns, and a diet Dr. Pepper.

Trinity: I'll take a Coke. Neo. What's with the thong?

Neo: You like? I picked it out myself!

*Goverment Lobby*

Neo walks in and puts the bag in the Detector thing. Then he walks

through the metal detector.

metal detector: BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guard:Please remove all metallic items you are carrying.

Neo: It's probaly the metal plate in my head. But I'm going to kill you all anyway.

He then proceeds to kill them all with a very wrong dance.

Trinity walks in.

Trinity: They're all dead! You said you'd leave me one!

Neo: Sorry.

All the swat guys come running out.

Swat guy: FREEZE!!

Neo opens the bag and pulls out a banjo. He then proceeds to kill everyone with

the banjo. He then breaks it over a swat guy's head.

Neo: Uh-Oh.

He then rips his thong off.

Swat Guys: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Our eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neo and Trinity walk into the elevator.

~ This chapter is dedicated to:

evilgamefreak2000 for reviewing it even though I haden't updated it for over

2 months!

Eddie Wachowski's Chick for actually reviewing it!

and Kralia for thinking that it is deadly serious, even though it's not.

And I am going to send my evil amy of mutated white rabbits to

Zaknafein47. Run like your life depends on it. Whick it does!!!!!

Mwuhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!