~I haven't updated in a long time! So I'm going to try and finish this story up.~
After everyone has gotten out of the matrix Tank is about to unplug Morphues.
Neo :You can't unplug him!
Trinity: Neo is right!
Tank: We have to. But before we do I have to give him one last kiss!
He gives Morphues a long smooch.
Everyone: Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apoc, Switch, Mouse, and Dozer all fall over dead.
Trinity: You killed them all Tank.
Tank: Well sorry! I can't help it that I love Morphues!
Neo: Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tank: I'm sorry Morphues.
Neo: Wait! You can't kill him. I have the sudden urge to risk my life to save him!
Trinity: So do I! Load us up Tank.
*Construct*
Tank: What do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns, and a diet Dr. Pepper.
Trinity: I'll take a Coke. Neo. What's with the thong?
Neo: You like? I picked it out myself!
*Goverment Lobby*
Neo walks in and puts the bag in the Detector thing. Then he walks
through the metal detector.
metal detector: BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guard:Please remove all metallic items you are carrying.
Neo: It's probaly the metal plate in my head. But I'm going to kill you all anyway.
He then proceeds to kill them all with a very wrong dance.
Trinity walks in.
Trinity: They're all dead! You said you'd leave me one!
Neo: Sorry.
All the swat guys come running out.
Swat guy: FREEZE!!
Neo opens the bag and pulls out a banjo. He then proceeds to kill everyone with
the banjo. He then breaks it over a swat guy's head.
Neo: Uh-Oh.
He then rips his thong off.
Swat Guys: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Our eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo and Trinity walk into the elevator.
~ This chapter is dedicated to:
evilgamefreak2000 for reviewing it even though I haden't updated it for over
2 months!
Eddie Wachowski's Chick for actually reviewing it!
and Kralia for thinking that it is deadly serious, even though it's not.
And I am going to send my evil amy of mutated white rabbits to
Zaknafein47. Run like your life depends on it. Whick it does!!!!!
Mwuhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
After everyone has gotten out of the matrix Tank is about to unplug Morphues.
Neo :You can't unplug him!
Trinity: Neo is right!
Tank: We have to. But before we do I have to give him one last kiss!
He gives Morphues a long smooch.
Everyone: Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apoc, Switch, Mouse, and Dozer all fall over dead.
Trinity: You killed them all Tank.
Tank: Well sorry! I can't help it that I love Morphues!
Neo: Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tank: I'm sorry Morphues.
Neo: Wait! You can't kill him. I have the sudden urge to risk my life to save him!
Trinity: So do I! Load us up Tank.
*Construct*
Tank: What do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns, and a diet Dr. Pepper.
Trinity: I'll take a Coke. Neo. What's with the thong?
Neo: You like? I picked it out myself!
*Goverment Lobby*
Neo walks in and puts the bag in the Detector thing. Then he walks
through the metal detector.
metal detector: BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guard:Please remove all metallic items you are carrying.
Neo: It's probaly the metal plate in my head. But I'm going to kill you all anyway.
He then proceeds to kill them all with a very wrong dance.
Trinity walks in.
Trinity: They're all dead! You said you'd leave me one!
Neo: Sorry.
All the swat guys come running out.
Swat guy: FREEZE!!
Neo opens the bag and pulls out a banjo. He then proceeds to kill everyone with
the banjo. He then breaks it over a swat guy's head.
Neo: Uh-Oh.
He then rips his thong off.
Swat Guys: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Our eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo and Trinity walk into the elevator.
~ This chapter is dedicated to:
evilgamefreak2000 for reviewing it even though I haden't updated it for over
2 months!
Eddie Wachowski's Chick for actually reviewing it!
and Kralia for thinking that it is deadly serious, even though it's not.
And I am going to send my evil amy of mutated white rabbits to
Zaknafein47. Run like your life depends on it. Whick it does!!!!!
Mwuhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
