Sora, Riku, and Kairi walk down the street back towards the club thingy. What a bunch of idiots. They're gonna get wasted. Raise your hands if you agree!
Riku raises his hand.
Sora-"Riku what the hell are you doing?"
Riku-"But...the author said to raise your hand if you think we're gonna get wasted in there...so..."
Sora-"You idiot you're supposed to be on our side! You're not supposed to be voting for our death!"
Riku-"But...but..."
Kairi-"But nothing! Now put your hand down before I make you!"
Riku-"Fine."
Pouting, Riku reluctulently put his hand down.
Riku-"Now that you've made me go against my rightful beliefs, are you happy now?"
Kairi & Sora-"Very."
Riku-"Hmph."
Kicking open the door of the club, Sora, Riku, and Kairi ran in with their shotguns raised.
Sora-"This is a raid! Well, it's a massacre, but whatever!"
Kairi-"That's right mofos! Stick 'em up or else!"
Looking bewildered, most of the bikers just raised their hands in accordance to what I said earlier.
Kairi-"No you dumbasses! As in put your hands up like the cops yell when there's a bank robbery!"
Random Biker-"But...you are gonna get wasted in here...you're telling me to go against my rightful belief?"
Sora-"Riku I think you brainwashed some of these people."
Kairi-"Dammit yes I'm telling you to go against you're rightful beliefs! Now put you're hands up and not according to what the idiot author said at the beginning of the chapter!"
A little demon walked in and stabbed Kairi in the ass with it's little pointy stick thing. Then it dissapears into a rush of flames.
Kairi-"Alright alright sheesh. I was just saying."
Rose herself appears in all her glory.
Kairi-"Hey I thought the devil was supposed to be a guy."
Rose-"Well too bad! The Devil's a girl! And how dare you question my authority! And not capitilize Devil!"
Kairi-"So you're telling me to go against my rightful beliefs that the devil is unimportant and a guy?"
Rose burns Riku with a pillar of flames.
Rose-"How many of these freaks have you brainwashed?!"
Riku-"Beats me. Probably about 20 of 'em."
Rose-"Grr, you...Anyway, yes you demented freak I'm telling you to go against your rightful beliefs and say that the Devil is allmighty and a girl. Now stop acting like your dumbass friend!"
Kairi-"Fine. Be that way."
Rose-"I will. Now say it!"
Kairi-"Fine. The Devil is girl and she is allmighty. Happy now?"
Rose-"Quite."
Riku-"Hey babe you're hot. Wanna go out after I finish wasting these guys?"
Rose-"Oooooooh Riku you're so cute! I hereby grant this boy with the power of flames! But are you sure you want to date the lady and mistress of Hell?"
Riku-"Yep."
Rose-"Well alright..."
Kairi-"WHAT?!"
Rose-"Silence human! Do you object to the Devil dating this mortal?"
Kairi-"Well umm..."
Riku-"Yeah Kairi leave me alone! I'm trying to score...er I mean become friends with our new friend here!"
Rose-"If you object to me dating this boy, then I'll take away your ability to love!"
Kairi-"I thought you were the Devil not Cupid."
Rose-"Aphrodite's my sister. Love is the most evil thing next to Hell."
Kairi-"Oh."
Rose-"Now Riku do you want me to appear as lady and mistress of Hell or Ice Princess?"
Riku-"Oh it's so hard to choose!"
Rose-"I'll give you time to think. Now I have to go. I've interfered enough for now. Time to get back to hell and let you get back to killing these bikers. Cya later."
Riku-"Bye."
Riku raises his hand.
Sora-"Riku what the hell are you doing?"
Riku-"But...the author said to raise your hand if you think we're gonna get wasted in there...so..."
Sora-"You idiot you're supposed to be on our side! You're not supposed to be voting for our death!"
Riku-"But...but..."
Kairi-"But nothing! Now put your hand down before I make you!"
Riku-"Fine."
Pouting, Riku reluctulently put his hand down.
Riku-"Now that you've made me go against my rightful beliefs, are you happy now?"
Kairi & Sora-"Very."
Riku-"Hmph."
Kicking open the door of the club, Sora, Riku, and Kairi ran in with their shotguns raised.
Sora-"This is a raid! Well, it's a massacre, but whatever!"
Kairi-"That's right mofos! Stick 'em up or else!"
Looking bewildered, most of the bikers just raised their hands in accordance to what I said earlier.
Kairi-"No you dumbasses! As in put your hands up like the cops yell when there's a bank robbery!"
Random Biker-"But...you are gonna get wasted in here...you're telling me to go against my rightful belief?"
Sora-"Riku I think you brainwashed some of these people."
Kairi-"Dammit yes I'm telling you to go against you're rightful beliefs! Now put you're hands up and not according to what the idiot author said at the beginning of the chapter!"
A little demon walked in and stabbed Kairi in the ass with it's little pointy stick thing. Then it dissapears into a rush of flames.
Kairi-"Alright alright sheesh. I was just saying."
Rose herself appears in all her glory.
Kairi-"Hey I thought the devil was supposed to be a guy."
Rose-"Well too bad! The Devil's a girl! And how dare you question my authority! And not capitilize Devil!"
Kairi-"So you're telling me to go against my rightful beliefs that the devil is unimportant and a guy?"
Rose burns Riku with a pillar of flames.
Rose-"How many of these freaks have you brainwashed?!"
Riku-"Beats me. Probably about 20 of 'em."
Rose-"Grr, you...Anyway, yes you demented freak I'm telling you to go against your rightful beliefs and say that the Devil is allmighty and a girl. Now stop acting like your dumbass friend!"
Kairi-"Fine. Be that way."
Rose-"I will. Now say it!"
Kairi-"Fine. The Devil is girl and she is allmighty. Happy now?"
Rose-"Quite."
Riku-"Hey babe you're hot. Wanna go out after I finish wasting these guys?"
Rose-"Oooooooh Riku you're so cute! I hereby grant this boy with the power of flames! But are you sure you want to date the lady and mistress of Hell?"
Riku-"Yep."
Rose-"Well alright..."
Kairi-"WHAT?!"
Rose-"Silence human! Do you object to the Devil dating this mortal?"
Kairi-"Well umm..."
Riku-"Yeah Kairi leave me alone! I'm trying to score...er I mean become friends with our new friend here!"
Rose-"If you object to me dating this boy, then I'll take away your ability to love!"
Kairi-"I thought you were the Devil not Cupid."
Rose-"Aphrodite's my sister. Love is the most evil thing next to Hell."
Kairi-"Oh."
Rose-"Now Riku do you want me to appear as lady and mistress of Hell or Ice Princess?"
Riku-"Oh it's so hard to choose!"
Rose-"I'll give you time to think. Now I have to go. I've interfered enough for now. Time to get back to hell and let you get back to killing these bikers. Cya later."
Riku-"Bye."
