Chapter 4

Disclaimer: I don't own the Matrix.

Before we get on with the story, I'm gonna tell a joke.

One day, a 4 year old and a 5 year old were talking.

5 year old: I think it's about time we start to curse.

4 year old: Yeah!

5: Ok, When we go down for breakfest I'll say h*ll and you say A$$

4: Ok.

The boys go down for breakfest.

Mom: Okay boys, what would you like for breakfest?

5: Aww h*ll mom. I think I'll have cheerios.

Mom: YOUNG MAN! GO TO YOUR ROOM! What would you like?

4: Well, I don't know. But you can bet your A$$ it's not cheerios!

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Neo and Trinity are in the elevator and Trinity is proceeding to Arm the bomb.

Trinity: Now do I hit the red button or the blue button.

Neo stops the elevator and lifts up the roof thingy.

Neo: Will you hurry up!

Trinity: Why are you telling me to go faster? Is it because you want my leather-clad

body pressed up against your naked one?

Neo: No. I'm no pervert!

Trinity: I WANT YOU NEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neo: What?

Trinity: Nothing. Nothing at all.

Trinity finally arms the bomb nd they do that thing were they go up the rope on the

elevator.

*On the roof.*

Helicopter Person: We are being attacked. I repeat; being attacked.

Suddenly, a bar appears out of no where and Neo does a provacitive dance. As you

imagine, everyone falls over dead.

Agent Idiotic then steps out of the helicopter.

Trinity: Neo! Watch our!

*Agent Idiotic shoots at Neo and he does the bullet-time thingy-ma-whopper.

Agent Idiotic: Only elf.

Neo: *cough*human*cough*

Agent Idiotic: Oh right. Only human.

Trinity: Dodge this.

She shoots him and he does the electricity thingy-ma-whopper.

Neo: Thanks Biatch.

Trinity: How did you do that?

Neo: What?

Trinity: The bullet-time thingy-ma-whopper.

Neo: I don't know. Can you fly that helicopter over there?

Trinity:*On cellphone* Tank, I need a pilot program for a B23489276948625978638576

helicopter.

Tank: Comin' right up.

Trinity's eyes flutter and she has a massive orgasm.

Trinity: Let's go.

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This chapter is dedicated to my evil army of mutated white rabbits. Until next-time.

This chapter was finished at exactly 5:29 PM 2/3/2004.