Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I don't own the Matrix.
Before we get on with the story, I'm gonna tell a joke.
One day, a 4 year old and a 5 year old were talking.
5 year old: I think it's about time we start to curse.
4 year old: Yeah!
5: Ok, When we go down for breakfest I'll say h*ll and you say A$$
4: Ok.
The boys go down for breakfest.
Mom: Okay boys, what would you like for breakfest?
5: Aww h*ll mom. I think I'll have cheerios.
Mom: YOUNG MAN! GO TO YOUR ROOM! What would you like?
4: Well, I don't know. But you can bet your A$$ it's not cheerios!
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Neo and Trinity are in the elevator and Trinity is proceeding to Arm the bomb.
Trinity: Now do I hit the red button or the blue button.
Neo stops the elevator and lifts up the roof thingy.
Neo: Will you hurry up!
Trinity: Why are you telling me to go faster? Is it because you want my leather-clad
body pressed up against your naked one?
Neo: No. I'm no pervert!
Trinity: I WANT YOU NEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: What?
Trinity: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Trinity finally arms the bomb nd they do that thing were they go up the rope on the
elevator.
*On the roof.*
Helicopter Person: We are being attacked. I repeat; being attacked.
Suddenly, a bar appears out of no where and Neo does a provacitive dance. As you
imagine, everyone falls over dead.
Agent Idiotic then steps out of the helicopter.
Trinity: Neo! Watch our!
*Agent Idiotic shoots at Neo and he does the bullet-time thingy-ma-whopper.
Agent Idiotic: Only elf.
Neo: *cough*human*cough*
Agent Idiotic: Oh right. Only human.
Trinity: Dodge this.
She shoots him and he does the electricity thingy-ma-whopper.
Neo: Thanks Biatch.
Trinity: How did you do that?
Neo: What?
Trinity: The bullet-time thingy-ma-whopper.
Neo: I don't know. Can you fly that helicopter over there?
Trinity:*On cellphone* Tank, I need a pilot program for a B23489276948625978638576
helicopter.
Tank: Comin' right up.
Trinity's eyes flutter and she has a massive orgasm.
Trinity: Let's go.
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This chapter is dedicated to my evil army of mutated white rabbits. Until next-time.
This chapter was finished at exactly 5:29 PM 2/3/2004.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Matrix.
Before we get on with the story, I'm gonna tell a joke.
One day, a 4 year old and a 5 year old were talking.
5 year old: I think it's about time we start to curse.
4 year old: Yeah!
5: Ok, When we go down for breakfest I'll say h*ll and you say A$$
4: Ok.
The boys go down for breakfest.
Mom: Okay boys, what would you like for breakfest?
5: Aww h*ll mom. I think I'll have cheerios.
Mom: YOUNG MAN! GO TO YOUR ROOM! What would you like?
4: Well, I don't know. But you can bet your A$$ it's not cheerios!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neo and Trinity are in the elevator and Trinity is proceeding to Arm the bomb.
Trinity: Now do I hit the red button or the blue button.
Neo stops the elevator and lifts up the roof thingy.
Neo: Will you hurry up!
Trinity: Why are you telling me to go faster? Is it because you want my leather-clad
body pressed up against your naked one?
Neo: No. I'm no pervert!
Trinity: I WANT YOU NEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: What?
Trinity: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Trinity finally arms the bomb nd they do that thing were they go up the rope on the
elevator.
*On the roof.*
Helicopter Person: We are being attacked. I repeat; being attacked.
Suddenly, a bar appears out of no where and Neo does a provacitive dance. As you
imagine, everyone falls over dead.
Agent Idiotic then steps out of the helicopter.
Trinity: Neo! Watch our!
*Agent Idiotic shoots at Neo and he does the bullet-time thingy-ma-whopper.
Agent Idiotic: Only elf.
Neo: *cough*human*cough*
Agent Idiotic: Oh right. Only human.
Trinity: Dodge this.
She shoots him and he does the electricity thingy-ma-whopper.
Neo: Thanks Biatch.
Trinity: How did you do that?
Neo: What?
Trinity: The bullet-time thingy-ma-whopper.
Neo: I don't know. Can you fly that helicopter over there?
Trinity:*On cellphone* Tank, I need a pilot program for a B23489276948625978638576
helicopter.
Tank: Comin' right up.
Trinity's eyes flutter and she has a massive orgasm.
Trinity: Let's go.
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This chapter is dedicated to my evil army of mutated white rabbits. Until next-time.
This chapter was finished at exactly 5:29 PM 2/3/2004.
