Sora-"Great Riku's scored a date with the Devil."
Riku-"Jeolous?"
Sora-"Yeah right she wasn't all that hot."
A column of ice surrounds Sora, then breaks.
Sora-"Oww. I think I got frostbite. Fine fine I'll stop."
Kairi-"Damn you Riku. From now on we're not speaking!"
Riku-"Don't be so-"
Tommy-"Umm, kids? Work out your personal life later. Right now you're supposed to be trying to kill us."
Riku-"Oh yeah. Hands up! And not about what the Devil said in the last chapter!"
Biker in backround-"Fine we'll go against our beliefs just because you're making us. God."
Riku-"You mean Devil! And yes we're making you go against your rightful will! Now everybody stop whining about that!"
Biker-"Sure whatever."
All the people in the room reluctulently raise their hands. Just then the bathroom door opens and Sora comes out.
Sora-"I'm back. What did I miss?"
Riku-"When did you sneak away to the bathroom?"
Sora-"When you were fighting with the biker. Speaking of sneaking away, where's Kairi?"
The other bathroom door opens and Kairi walks out.
Riku-"When did she sneak away to the bathroom?!"
Kairi-"Hello SORA. I snuck away right after you did. And I'm not speaking to Riku."
Riku-"Come on lighten up! It's just a-"
Kairi-"Sora, tell Riku that it's more than just a date. He's the one who asked in the first place."
Riku-"I was just-"
Kairi-"Ah ba ba! Shut up!"
Riku-"Fine."
Sora-"Everybody give us your weapons!"
Tommy-"We have more weapons and people than you. Why should we listen to you? After all, we could waste you here and now. We're just playing along with your little games."
Riku aims and kills one of the other guys in the room.
Tommy-"You little bastard! I oughta kill your girlfriend here!"
Rose appears again.
Rose-"Nobody can kill me! I'm all-powerful!"
Riku-"Wow you're my girlfriend?"
Rose-"Not if you don't want me to be..."
Riku-"No I didn't mean it like that!"
Rose-"Ok then. That's what I thought. Now who was talking about killing me?"
Riku points to Tommy.
Riku-"Him him him!"
Tommy-"Shut the fuck up!"
Rose-"No need for such vile language. You're mouth needs to be washed out!"
She reaches forward and rips out his tongue. Then she throws it into a washing machine and puts it back in his mouth.
Tommy-"Oh look roses...and other pretty flowers...Lalalalalala."
Bill-"What the hell have you done to him?!"
Rose-"I washed his fucking mouth out with soap. What do you think?"
Bill-"Now he's turned into a goddamn prep!"
(And for those of you who don't know me (i.e. everyone) I have a thing against preps and cheerleaders. No offense to you all who might be reading this I do have some friends who are cheerleaders!)
Rose-"Exactly. More of a reason for me to kill him."
Tommy, wearing flowers in his hair-"Come on brothers. Let's all be happy and increase the peace."
Rose, rotfl-"Now he's a hippy."
(Yes I probably watch too much tv.)
Bill-"Change him back you fucking bitch!"
Rose-"Watch it do you wanna be a hippy too?"
Bill-"I already had a phase of that 10 years ago in the 70s. Don't make me go through that crap again."
Rose-"Hmph. Too bad you're becoming a hippy anyway!"
Bill-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo! NOT FLOWERS AND PEACE!"
A black light surrounds him. A few seconds later, it disintigrates in a white flash. Bill is standing there wearing a peace sign medallion and holding a boquet of flowers.
(I have nothing against hippies. My brother raised me thinking this. And the Simpsons. Which I don't own either, or I would be taking a money shower instead of typing this.)
Bill-"Peace and love my brothers!"
Biker-"What the hell did you do?!"
Rose-"Who might you be?"
Biker-"I'm Mad Dog!"
Rose-"Well then...er...Mad Dog. I simply surrounded him in a calming light that I stole from God a little while ago and now he thinks he's in the 70's."
Mad Dog-"Great now he's gonna go rebel with flowers...again..."
Rose-"Right then. Unfortunately it doesn't last forever, so it'll wear off soon. But it's fun watching them for now."
Tommy-"Dude! Let's go put flowers in the cops' guns!"
Bill-"Dude! Totally!"
Just then the spell wears off. Tommy and Bill are surrounded in a black light again and emerge looking like their old, violent selves."
Tommy-"What the hell just happened...I feel like I was back in the 70's! Oh well my psychiatrist can help figure that out on Monday. Now, about these damn kids!"
Riku-"Haven't you given up yet? We have the devil on our side!"
Tommy-"Evil can always be defeated with a cross!"
He pulls out a cross made of silver and held it up at Rose.
Rose-"Umm...is this supposed to be doing anything?"
Tommy sighs and puts the cross away.
Tommy-"I have to stop watching those old vampire movies."
Rose-"Yeah you do. Anyway I'm sick of this and it's almost sunset. So let's RUN!"
Riku-"Yeah!"
Rose, Riku, Sora, and Kairi sprint out the door.
Tommy-"Goddamn kids!"
Riku-"Jeolous?"
Sora-"Yeah right she wasn't all that hot."
A column of ice surrounds Sora, then breaks.
Sora-"Oww. I think I got frostbite. Fine fine I'll stop."
Kairi-"Damn you Riku. From now on we're not speaking!"
Riku-"Don't be so-"
Tommy-"Umm, kids? Work out your personal life later. Right now you're supposed to be trying to kill us."
Riku-"Oh yeah. Hands up! And not about what the Devil said in the last chapter!"
Biker in backround-"Fine we'll go against our beliefs just because you're making us. God."
Riku-"You mean Devil! And yes we're making you go against your rightful will! Now everybody stop whining about that!"
Biker-"Sure whatever."
All the people in the room reluctulently raise their hands. Just then the bathroom door opens and Sora comes out.
Sora-"I'm back. What did I miss?"
Riku-"When did you sneak away to the bathroom?"
Sora-"When you were fighting with the biker. Speaking of sneaking away, where's Kairi?"
The other bathroom door opens and Kairi walks out.
Riku-"When did she sneak away to the bathroom?!"
Kairi-"Hello SORA. I snuck away right after you did. And I'm not speaking to Riku."
Riku-"Come on lighten up! It's just a-"
Kairi-"Sora, tell Riku that it's more than just a date. He's the one who asked in the first place."
Riku-"I was just-"
Kairi-"Ah ba ba! Shut up!"
Riku-"Fine."
Sora-"Everybody give us your weapons!"
Tommy-"We have more weapons and people than you. Why should we listen to you? After all, we could waste you here and now. We're just playing along with your little games."
Riku aims and kills one of the other guys in the room.
Tommy-"You little bastard! I oughta kill your girlfriend here!"
Rose appears again.
Rose-"Nobody can kill me! I'm all-powerful!"
Riku-"Wow you're my girlfriend?"
Rose-"Not if you don't want me to be..."
Riku-"No I didn't mean it like that!"
Rose-"Ok then. That's what I thought. Now who was talking about killing me?"
Riku points to Tommy.
Riku-"Him him him!"
Tommy-"Shut the fuck up!"
Rose-"No need for such vile language. You're mouth needs to be washed out!"
She reaches forward and rips out his tongue. Then she throws it into a washing machine and puts it back in his mouth.
Tommy-"Oh look roses...and other pretty flowers...Lalalalalala."
Bill-"What the hell have you done to him?!"
Rose-"I washed his fucking mouth out with soap. What do you think?"
Bill-"Now he's turned into a goddamn prep!"
(And for those of you who don't know me (i.e. everyone) I have a thing against preps and cheerleaders. No offense to you all who might be reading this I do have some friends who are cheerleaders!)
Rose-"Exactly. More of a reason for me to kill him."
Tommy, wearing flowers in his hair-"Come on brothers. Let's all be happy and increase the peace."
Rose, rotfl-"Now he's a hippy."
(Yes I probably watch too much tv.)
Bill-"Change him back you fucking bitch!"
Rose-"Watch it do you wanna be a hippy too?"
Bill-"I already had a phase of that 10 years ago in the 70s. Don't make me go through that crap again."
Rose-"Hmph. Too bad you're becoming a hippy anyway!"
Bill-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo! NOT FLOWERS AND PEACE!"
A black light surrounds him. A few seconds later, it disintigrates in a white flash. Bill is standing there wearing a peace sign medallion and holding a boquet of flowers.
(I have nothing against hippies. My brother raised me thinking this. And the Simpsons. Which I don't own either, or I would be taking a money shower instead of typing this.)
Bill-"Peace and love my brothers!"
Biker-"What the hell did you do?!"
Rose-"Who might you be?"
Biker-"I'm Mad Dog!"
Rose-"Well then...er...Mad Dog. I simply surrounded him in a calming light that I stole from God a little while ago and now he thinks he's in the 70's."
Mad Dog-"Great now he's gonna go rebel with flowers...again..."
Rose-"Right then. Unfortunately it doesn't last forever, so it'll wear off soon. But it's fun watching them for now."
Tommy-"Dude! Let's go put flowers in the cops' guns!"
Bill-"Dude! Totally!"
Just then the spell wears off. Tommy and Bill are surrounded in a black light again and emerge looking like their old, violent selves."
Tommy-"What the hell just happened...I feel like I was back in the 70's! Oh well my psychiatrist can help figure that out on Monday. Now, about these damn kids!"
Riku-"Haven't you given up yet? We have the devil on our side!"
Tommy-"Evil can always be defeated with a cross!"
He pulls out a cross made of silver and held it up at Rose.
Rose-"Umm...is this supposed to be doing anything?"
Tommy sighs and puts the cross away.
Tommy-"I have to stop watching those old vampire movies."
Rose-"Yeah you do. Anyway I'm sick of this and it's almost sunset. So let's RUN!"
Riku-"Yeah!"
Rose, Riku, Sora, and Kairi sprint out the door.
Tommy-"Goddamn kids!"
