Chapter 6
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NERV was in shambles. If someone dropped an N^2 mine it would still look better than this. All over the place were various NERV personals. It looked more like an aftermath of a battle more than a party gone wrong. All over the place were techs(some still wearing foam fingers), scientsists and mechanics spralled all over the place moaning and vomiting. One personal was even lying on a overhead light over 100 meters up(dun roll over!!).
Even the Evas were in bad shape. The cage was badly damaged after Eva-01 drank too much beer and went berserk. Kyoko was on top of Unit-00 after a wrestling match. However the real damage was done by the Eva series who joined the party 5 minutes after it started. Apperantly they attempted break-dancing and they showed why break-dancing is called 'break'-dancing.
Gendo was already knocked out before the party ended, because he drank too much beer and forgot who he was. Judging by his clothing he thought he was a famous rap-singer, so...well...he rapped...horribly and a bottle flew into his head(bad songs can make people do that). As for the bridge bunnies, sub-commander and Ritsuko(spelling?)well...lets say they've seen better days.
However they did win 100,000,000 in America's Funniest Video.
~~~~~~Days later
"Hey does this colour make me look fat?" asked Yui. "No," said Gendo for the 3827292 time. "Really cause I prefer pink," said Yui. 'A pink Eva eh? I can see what will come from that,' thought Gendo.
~~~~~Gendo's Mind
A black Angel was approaching Tyoko-3. It was indestructable. It demolished all the Evas with one energy beam. It was walking slowly towards the Geo-front. "Launch Eva!" A door opened and a large pink Unit-01 came out from it. The angel looked and blinkes,"You got to be kidding....." mutters the angel. The angel died a slow painful death.....it laughed to death. (a/n: all angels except for the one I added was left, by the way)
~~~~~Reality
"No dear it looks fine on you," said Gendo. "Really?" "Really." "Really?" "Really." "Really?" "Really." And so it continues.
~~~~~1 day later
"OH MY GOD," yelled Yui. "SHINJI'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!"
~~~~~Meanwhile in America
"Whos Shinji?" The other man shruggs.
~~~~~In an apartment
A little girl was sleeping. She seems to be hugging a teddy bear, if you can see properly it ain't fluffy and cute. It was an angel. Even though it looked a lot like its mother Sachiel(spelling?) it was slightly different. It was silver with a diamond shaped S^2 core. Protecting the core was not the bone in Sachiel's case, it was gold spikes with light blue on it. Its back and elbow has its father's ribbon blades. Although it could be sharp it doesn't want to hurt his friend so he left it soft and rubbery. When he walks the ribbon blades makes it look as though it is wearing a robe. A rustle woke him up. He is hearing something coming from the living room. It carefully reached the door of the bedroom without waking the child. When he opened the door he saw people with black clothing searching the house. Although he was only on Earth for three days he knew what they were doing.
It chittered, the robbers turned to it at once. "What the hell is that?" said robber#1. "Dun know," lets kill it before it wakes the rest of the people up," said robber#2. They pulled out a pistol with a silencer on it and took aimed.
When they pulled the trigger the bullet rebounded off a hexagon field. Right now the robbers were saying all sorts of colourful language, which woke the house up. The child opened the door and saw what was going on. The mother came out as well. When the mother saw what was going on she yelled,"Don't shoot her!" One of the robbers took aim at the mother, but before he fired a sharp ribbon like blade shredded the gun. "WTF!" yelled the robber. His partner and took aim again, but this time at the angel. "NOOOO!" yelled the girl. The gun fired, before the bullet reached its target, the ribbons on the back of the angel folded, creating a cloak which protected it.
The angel counter-attacked by using its beam weapon. A croos shaped fire suddenly erupted on each of the robber's clothing. They ran off in fear.
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Short chapter. , I know. Like I said before this story does have a plot, so the stuff about the angel is not some randomly inserted writing. I hoped you enjoyed this and PLZ don't forget to review.
Wow!! Thanks for all your reviews! I really enjoy reading them, and I also really appreciate it.
~~~~
Disclaimer: d (a/n: in the next few chapters you'll know why there is only one letter here)
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NERV was in shambles. If someone dropped an N^2 mine it would still look better than this. All over the place were various NERV personals. It looked more like an aftermath of a battle more than a party gone wrong. All over the place were techs(some still wearing foam fingers), scientsists and mechanics spralled all over the place moaning and vomiting. One personal was even lying on a overhead light over 100 meters up(dun roll over!!).
Even the Evas were in bad shape. The cage was badly damaged after Eva-01 drank too much beer and went berserk. Kyoko was on top of Unit-00 after a wrestling match. However the real damage was done by the Eva series who joined the party 5 minutes after it started. Apperantly they attempted break-dancing and they showed why break-dancing is called 'break'-dancing.
Gendo was already knocked out before the party ended, because he drank too much beer and forgot who he was. Judging by his clothing he thought he was a famous rap-singer, so...well...he rapped...horribly and a bottle flew into his head(bad songs can make people do that). As for the bridge bunnies, sub-commander and Ritsuko(spelling?)well...lets say they've seen better days.
However they did win 100,000,000 in America's Funniest Video.
~~~~~~Days later
"Hey does this colour make me look fat?" asked Yui. "No," said Gendo for the 3827292 time. "Really cause I prefer pink," said Yui. 'A pink Eva eh? I can see what will come from that,' thought Gendo.
~~~~~Gendo's Mind
A black Angel was approaching Tyoko-3. It was indestructable. It demolished all the Evas with one energy beam. It was walking slowly towards the Geo-front. "Launch Eva!" A door opened and a large pink Unit-01 came out from it. The angel looked and blinkes,"You got to be kidding....." mutters the angel. The angel died a slow painful death.....it laughed to death. (a/n: all angels except for the one I added was left, by the way)
~~~~~Reality
"No dear it looks fine on you," said Gendo. "Really?" "Really." "Really?" "Really." "Really?" "Really." And so it continues.
~~~~~1 day later
"OH MY GOD," yelled Yui. "SHINJI'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!"
~~~~~Meanwhile in America
"Whos Shinji?" The other man shruggs.
~~~~~In an apartment
A little girl was sleeping. She seems to be hugging a teddy bear, if you can see properly it ain't fluffy and cute. It was an angel. Even though it looked a lot like its mother Sachiel(spelling?) it was slightly different. It was silver with a diamond shaped S^2 core. Protecting the core was not the bone in Sachiel's case, it was gold spikes with light blue on it. Its back and elbow has its father's ribbon blades. Although it could be sharp it doesn't want to hurt his friend so he left it soft and rubbery. When he walks the ribbon blades makes it look as though it is wearing a robe. A rustle woke him up. He is hearing something coming from the living room. It carefully reached the door of the bedroom without waking the child. When he opened the door he saw people with black clothing searching the house. Although he was only on Earth for three days he knew what they were doing.
It chittered, the robbers turned to it at once. "What the hell is that?" said robber#1. "Dun know," lets kill it before it wakes the rest of the people up," said robber#2. They pulled out a pistol with a silencer on it and took aimed.
When they pulled the trigger the bullet rebounded off a hexagon field. Right now the robbers were saying all sorts of colourful language, which woke the house up. The child opened the door and saw what was going on. The mother came out as well. When the mother saw what was going on she yelled,"Don't shoot her!" One of the robbers took aim at the mother, but before he fired a sharp ribbon like blade shredded the gun. "WTF!" yelled the robber. His partner and took aim again, but this time at the angel. "NOOOO!" yelled the girl. The gun fired, before the bullet reached its target, the ribbons on the back of the angel folded, creating a cloak which protected it.
The angel counter-attacked by using its beam weapon. A croos shaped fire suddenly erupted on each of the robber's clothing. They ran off in fear.
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Short chapter. , I know. Like I said before this story does have a plot, so the stuff about the angel is not some randomly inserted writing. I hoped you enjoyed this and PLZ don't forget to review.
