Rose and Riku are about to go on their date. But they still have to decide where they're gonna go.

Rose-"So whatcha wanna do?"

Riku-"Let's go start a riot!"

Rose-"Cool! Ok. Violence...hehehe."

Riku-"So we're are the weapons?"

Rose creates a dark blue light around Riku. It fades a second later.

Rose-"There you now have...umm...demonic powers. Yeah. You can summon fire and ice and stuff."

Riku-"That wasn't very descriptive."

Rose-"Whatever."

They run out into the middle of the beach where all the stupid couples are making out.

Riku, whispering-"Should we join in?"

Rose, giggling-"Oh Riku you're so bad."

(Just for the record I never ever giggle in real life.)

Riku jumps out of the bushes (don't ask me where they came from) and kicked one guy in the head.

Guy-"What the hell was that for?"

Riku, shrugging-"I was bored."

With that, Riku punched him in the gut. Summoning a blade of ice to crash down on the guy next to him, he gave a battle cry.

Riku-"SHIKON NO TAMA!"

(For those of you who recognized that phrase, I obviously don't own Inuyasha either. And I'm not sure I got the phrase right. I used that out of pure randomness.)

A huge crack appears in the earth from the impact of the ice shard, and one of the guys falls into hell.

Rose-"Goodee more victims!"

Riku puts a shard of ice around his fist and punches one of the guys in the gut. A huge bloody hole appears and the guy gasps for breath. He says a few final words to his girlfriend.

Guy-"Remember me...in the best way possible...I cheated on you last Friday..."

Girl-"YOU WHAT?!"

But the guy had just died.

Girl-"Well I guess I'm better off without him."

Rose-"Don't worry you'll be seeing him soon in hell."

Girl-"NOOOOOOOOOOO! I don't wanna go where that jerk is!"

But Rose had already summoned a circle of fire around her. Closing in around the girl, it stopped about an inch away from her.

Rose-"Any final words?"

Girl-"BITCH!"

Rose-"Works for me."

The fire closes in and I'll leave you to imagine the rest in your strange minds.

Riku-"That's one couple dead. The rest of them have been driven insane by the violence and are killing people. Rose and Riku sleep peacefully on the beach.

The next morning...

Rose awakens, yawning.

Rose-"Riku...Riku...Riku...RIKU WAKE UP YOU LAZY BASTARD!"

Riku is startled and sits bolt upright.

Riku-"Where's the holy messanger!? Oh...it was a dream...Oops."

Rose-"Let's go see how much damage those acne-covered teenagers did last night."

They walk out to the streets. It's like Resident Evil (which I don't own either). There are bloody, burned corpses lying everywhere with shocked expressions on their faces. The cars have their tops torn off and there's signs of fire on the buildings. Rubble is lying everywhere on the streets, and everything is sitting around in a quiet trance. Screams of girls echo all around the silent streets.

Rose-"Wow teenagers can do a lot."

Riku-"Yep."