Chapter 7

Thanks for all your reviews. As always they are greatly appreciated. I have two items of news I would like to address. First is that there is a rumour going on that Evangelion is going to be a live action film, from the help from Weta Workshops(the lads who did LoTR). Its supposed to be played in New Zealand (thats where I live!). If anyone know anything more about that please contact me(if you want information you can contact me). Secondly a freaky thing has been going on. I went to a Evangelion quiz and it came out that my personaliy was like Gendo! Amazed I did it again and it came out Shinji. Later I found out it always came out either Shinji or Gendo (I was sticking to the truth in the quiz). I tried another quiz in the web and it was the same and I tried another four times before I gave up. Freaky..... . Anyways that is all irrelevent and I would go on with the fic....

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disclaimer: du (read the last chapter if you dun get what I'm going here)

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Shinji woke up and automatically started his way to the kitchen. He yawned, because he spent the whole night thinking about Asuka(not perveted ones!). When he opened the door he rubbed his eyes am I still dreaming? There sitting on the table was a sober (shock!) Misato. Misato caught sight of Shinji and told him to sit. "Hey there Shinji. Good day we're having eh?"

"Err, yea anyways I need to make breakfast, before I'm late to school."

"Um Shinji, Asuka is making the breakfast so don't worry about that, as for the the school thing..." Misato pointed at the calander which says clearly 'Saturday'.

"Oh," was the anwser. Something was in his mind, but Shinji doesn't know what it was. Then Shinji thought about what Misato said to him...."ASUKA IS COOKING!!"

~~~~~~Kitchen (at least what's left of it)

The kitchen, which Shinji cleaned after dinner the day before was no more. Shinji came in quietly and observed the surrounding. The red-headed cook didn't notice him for a few reasons. 1). A high amount of swearing 2). Multiple pots bubbling and making wierd noises. Shinji looked up and saw what looked like a pancake or a waffle stuck on the ceiling.

"Um, Asuka?" said Shinji.

Asuka basically jumped out of her skin from the shock. After catching her breath she glared at him.

"Don't scare me like that baka!" yelled Asuka.

Asuka glared at him. Shinji points at the ceiling and said,"Care to explain?"

Asuka pouts and replies," Hey! I'm just trying to be nice for your birthday!"

"My birthday?" said Shinji.

"Wait, please don't tell me you forgot. Geez! I won't be shocked if I see light bending around that dense head of yours!"

This time it was Shinji's turn to pout.

"Awww, you look so cute when you do that," teased Asuka. Shinji replied by blushing. Asuka kissed Shinji on the cheek and said," Get your cute ass to the living room. Breakfast will be done soon."

A blushing Shinji left the disaster area and headed to the living room where Misato was. Asuka resumes cooking with a grin on her face.

~~~~~~Living room

Misato was sitting on the couch watching T.V. Shinji sat beside her.

"Misato why didn't you tell me about the birthday?"

"Well, I thought you would forget, so we wanted to suprise you, so after eating breakfast we are going to the geo-front"

~~~~~~10 minutes later in the dining room

Shinji was staring at his food, and his breakfast was staring back, literally. Even Asuka and Misato didn't touch it. The stuff seemed so poisonous and unedible(spelling?) they could probably kill an agle with it.

"Well, I"m stuffed let's go,"said Misato nervously as her meal started moving. She ran towards the doorway and pulled her shoes on. "Come on!" urged Misato.

"Wait!" yelled Asuka running off. Shinji who isn't seem to fond of spending any time alone with Asuka's creations followed Asuka.

Once the dust cleared Pen-Pen was left alone and forgotten. He looked at the meal Asuka cooked for him. The meal has already crept out of Pen Pen's bowl and started killing Shinji's breakfast. After the shrieking died down it procceded to eat it.

"Wark!"

~~~~~~Geo-front

Misato's car screeched to a halt in front of a bannar saying 'Welcome to Shinji's birthday party".

"Okay guys when the tyre smoke clears, you can pick your way through the wreckage and go ahead first,"said Misato. Shinji and Asuka wasted no time getting well away from the car. The couple than raced through the bannar. They could see nothing, but already they could hear laughter and music.

After running for another minute they finally reached the party. There was a huge bench filled with food, for all the people. Shinji looked around and saw Unit-01 doing various poses for Kentsuke (spelling?). Shinji and Asuka caught up to them.

"Hey Ken."

"Oh, hi Shinji, happy birthday," said the military maniac with a happy grin.

"Hello my little sweet pumpkin," said Yui loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Mum!" said Shinji blushing.

Asuka stepped into the conversation. "Mrs Ikari, do you know where my mom is?" asked Asuka.

"Oh, your mum is over there having a staring contest with Unit-00," she points towards the woods.

"Thanks Mrs Ikari," said Asuka before she ran off dragging Shinji with her.

'Such a sweet child' thought Yui.

~~~~~~Somewhere in the party...

Asuka found her mother, who was staring at Unit-00 intently.

"I will prove four eyes are better than one big one," growled Kyoko unaware of Asuka watching her.

"In your dreams four eyes," retorted Unit-00 who was staring into Unit-02's eyes...well at least one of them.

Shinji and Asuka was sweatdropping. Around the two Evas where nine white Evas who all looks the same. All some them were yelling,"GO GO GO!" as though they were in a football match.

After five minutes Unit-00 lost and Kyoko started doing a victory dance. The white Evas moved away. As they were moving they caught sight of Shinji and Asuka and to their horror procceded to move towards them. "Hi there," said one of them, whose voice sounds strangly familiar," I suppose you are the birthday boy Shinji?"

Shinji nodded. The nine evas gave a big grin, to them it was a friendly gesture, but to Shinji and Asuka it looked quite scary.

"Happy birthday," said all of them at the same time.

Just then Misato poped out from the woods, which separate them from the main party. The Eva who spoke looked at Misato and said in his strangly familiar voice," Hey there my purple angle."

Misato gave him a funny look.

"Aww, did you forget about me already? You just shot me less then a year ago."

Misato paled and fainted.

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Well this is the end for now. I'm sorry about the short chapter, but I'm having a minor writer's block, so please feel free to send any ideas to me. By the way I'm writing this on my friend's computer, since mine broke down and the hard drive needs to be re-formated. If the directors of the movie are somehow reading this I WANNA BE IN THE MOVIE. Dude I sound pathetic.... Anywayz please review.