Hihi it's Rosie! I'm sick...so I'm gonna probably kinda screw up on this chapter. Anywayz...

Rose-"How did a bunch of teenagers do all this though?"

Riku-"Who said it was the teenagers...look!"

Riku is pointing to one of the charred bodies nearby. It looks just like one of the teenagers they had annoyed last night.

Rose-"I really don't think zombies did this..."

Riku finally clicks something into place.

Riku-"Sora! Kairi! Oh no!"

Running to the club as fast as he can, he trips over a few dead people. Not the greatest thing to wake up to, but he's not gonna realize that til later. After knocking at least 20 different remains out of their burial places, getting zapped by lightning courtesy of God, and breaking down a few buildings, he finally reaches the burnt skeleton of that club where he pissed off so many. Finding one of Sora's giant shoes, he drops to his knees and screams, holding it to the sky.

Riku-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly, while he's screaming enough to kill an opera singer, a shadow comes out from under one of the few walls that was left over.

Shadow-"Riku really! Shut up already!"

Riku-"Sora is that you?!"

Sora, coming out of the shadows, covers his ears.

Sora-"Yes it's me. I think you killed the few windows that were left in this horrible dead place."

Riku-"But how...your shoe..."

Sora-"Speaking of which, I'll be taking that now."

Sora pulls on his shoe, and plops on the ground.

Riku-"To speak of unimportant matters, why did Squaresoft decide to make your feet so damn big anyway?"

(Before I speak what I believe is the truth, I don't work at the company. If I did, there would be a Kingdom Hearts 3 out by now.)

Sora-"I think the designers believed it was easier to make feet bigger and out of proportion. They have a point. Have you ever tried to draw a foot? Impossible."

Riku-"You have a point there...anyway where's Kairi?"

Another figure comes out of the boards.

Kairi-"I'm right here you idiot. Sora, you just gave Squaresoft's biggest secret away! Dumbass!"

Sora-"Oops. Faku!"

Riku-"Sora when did you learn Japanese?"

Sora-"I didn't. The author found it on a website just now and decided to import it in, not telling the poor uninformed freaks what it meant."

Riku-"Oh. What happened to the damn bikers who wanted to kill me then?"

Kairi-"They ran like hell as soon as the fire came."

Riku-"What fire?"

Rose-"Yeah what the hell are you talking about?"

Kairi-"Didn't you hear? Or were you two too 'busy'?"

Riku-"Kairi there's time to be jeolous later. Now what happened?"

Kairi-"There was a huge wall of fire that swept over the land last night. I think the demon controlling it was calling it the Blaze of Disaster."

(I'm going to make many references to my favorite video games probably. Chrono Cross, Wild Arms, etc.)

Rose-"I remember him. He was my star student in demon school. He created something called the Blaze of Disaster and was talking about using it to destroy the world. But that's not the point of this story, and the author knows it! So why did she put it in here?! ONI...DISAPPEAR...THINGY!"

Sora-"Great spell. I'm completely sure it'll work. I have ABSOLUTE confidence within you."

Rose-"Shut up it's the author's fault not mine. She couldn't think of a better spell, so blame her."

Sora-"No way I saw what happened to Riku the last time he blamed something on her."

Rose-"Whatever. Anyway, everything should be back to it's normal hellish state by tomorrow morning. Meanwhile, let's just...I don't know do something until it's time to sleep and then the city is repaired."

Riku-"Whatever."