All the morons went out to find something to do to pass the time.
Riku-"Let's roast marshmellows on one of the burning corpses!"
Rose-"Riku, I love you, I really do, but sometimes...you're just...too stupid."
Riku, sniffing-"You think I'm stupid?"
Rose hugged him.
Rose-"Of course not. I'm just saying sometimes you say...not the smartest things."
Riku-"Oh ok then."
Riku hugs her and lifts her off the ground. She screams and Kairi rolls her eyes at Sora. Sora and Kairi back away slowly.
Riku-"Where you guys goin'?"
Sora-"We'll just leave you two alone..."
Rose-"No no no it's ok. Please, don't mind us."
Kairi-"Ok. *she coughs*slut*coughs again*"
Rose-"Excuse me?! I'll kick yo ass!"
Kairi-"You wanna piece of me?!"
Rose-"Bring it on bitch!"
Kairi-"You've just been trying to steal Riku ever since you came in your flashy firey entrance!"
Kairi socks her in the gut, and she flies up in the air.
Rose-"Whaddya mean steal!? Gimme a break, whydoncha! You weren't even dating Riku!"
Spin kicking Kairi in the face and flying up higher with her devilish black wings, she stared down.
Kairi-"That's not the point!"
Kairi jumped to try to get her, but to no avail. Rose flew up higher, dodging the blows easily.
Rose-"Just give up he loves me not you!"
Kairi-"How do you know!?"
Riku-"Umm...this is flattering and all...but babe, didn't you say something when the author was asleep about that if we're still awake by sunset then the blaze will consume us because it's undoing its damage?"
Rose-"Oh damn you're right...and it's almost sunset...crap!"
They all lay down and go to sleep. The next morning, Kairi wakes Rose up roughly.
Kairi-"Wake up bitch. It's time we finished our fight."
Rose-"What the hell it's 6 am..."
Kairi-"So? Meet me at the beach in 10 minutes."
Rose-"Fine...sheesh."
10 minutes later...
Rose walks on the beach with Sora and Riku behind her. Kairi is standing there looking pissed.
Kairi-"Ok bitch you're in for it!"
Rose-"Kairi just chill. Riku chose me over you. That's that. And anyone can see why. I'm much better looking."
Kairi-"WHAT!? Anyone can see I'm better then you! You look like a first class hooker!"
Rose-"That's it!"
Getting out her black glitter dust of evil, she sprinkled it on Kairi.
Rose-"Oh evil spirits of wherever the hell we are, mayhap this maiden forever be cursed with the ability to charm only those with no hearts!"
Sora-"What kind of spell was that?"
Rose-"The best one the author could come up with. And it's besides the point that I'm supposed to be the author's representive, considering she named me after her and is acting like she would if she got transported here."
Riku-"Wow."
A bolt of lightning flashes, and a girl who looks very much like Rose appears.
Girl-"Hey it's me!"
Kairi-"Who the hell are you?"
Girl-"I'm the author! Rose! But call me Rosy 'cause otherwise I'm gonna get really confused."
Rose-"Sure why not...So what new fanfiction are ya workin' on now? Even if that means abandoning us for a while..."
Rosy-"I'm gonna start writin' an Inuyasha fic about Kagome and Miroku falling in love and Sango and Inuyasha falling in love! Sounds twisted but oh well."
Rose-"Yes...yes it does sound twisted...anyway our esteemed readers can keep an eye out for that one...So why are you here?"
Rosy-"To tell you and Kairi not to fight. You'll just end up killing eachother anyway. There is a time to confront eachother in battle, but it isn't now. Don't kill eachother yet."
Kairi-"But you're the one making us do this."
Rosy-"Well I'm also being the prophet of the future. And I don't care that I'm writing this it's the voices in my head. So there."
Rose-"Umm...yeah...sure...whatever you say...right..."
Rosy-"Well I have to go now! Otherwise the spirits are gonna kill me! Bye!"
She disappears in a flash of light. Rose, Sora, Riku, and Kairi stare at each other.
Rose-"The prophet said we can't kill each other. Even if we decide to fight she'll make us stop...Hmph. And I was gonna kick your ass too...Well come on Riku."
Her and Riku walk off. Kairi screams for them to wait, but they don't pay attention.
Riku-"Let's roast marshmellows on one of the burning corpses!"
Rose-"Riku, I love you, I really do, but sometimes...you're just...too stupid."
Riku, sniffing-"You think I'm stupid?"
Rose hugged him.
Rose-"Of course not. I'm just saying sometimes you say...not the smartest things."
Riku-"Oh ok then."
Riku hugs her and lifts her off the ground. She screams and Kairi rolls her eyes at Sora. Sora and Kairi back away slowly.
Riku-"Where you guys goin'?"
Sora-"We'll just leave you two alone..."
Rose-"No no no it's ok. Please, don't mind us."
Kairi-"Ok. *she coughs*slut*coughs again*"
Rose-"Excuse me?! I'll kick yo ass!"
Kairi-"You wanna piece of me?!"
Rose-"Bring it on bitch!"
Kairi-"You've just been trying to steal Riku ever since you came in your flashy firey entrance!"
Kairi socks her in the gut, and she flies up in the air.
Rose-"Whaddya mean steal!? Gimme a break, whydoncha! You weren't even dating Riku!"
Spin kicking Kairi in the face and flying up higher with her devilish black wings, she stared down.
Kairi-"That's not the point!"
Kairi jumped to try to get her, but to no avail. Rose flew up higher, dodging the blows easily.
Rose-"Just give up he loves me not you!"
Kairi-"How do you know!?"
Riku-"Umm...this is flattering and all...but babe, didn't you say something when the author was asleep about that if we're still awake by sunset then the blaze will consume us because it's undoing its damage?"
Rose-"Oh damn you're right...and it's almost sunset...crap!"
They all lay down and go to sleep. The next morning, Kairi wakes Rose up roughly.
Kairi-"Wake up bitch. It's time we finished our fight."
Rose-"What the hell it's 6 am..."
Kairi-"So? Meet me at the beach in 10 minutes."
Rose-"Fine...sheesh."
10 minutes later...
Rose walks on the beach with Sora and Riku behind her. Kairi is standing there looking pissed.
Kairi-"Ok bitch you're in for it!"
Rose-"Kairi just chill. Riku chose me over you. That's that. And anyone can see why. I'm much better looking."
Kairi-"WHAT!? Anyone can see I'm better then you! You look like a first class hooker!"
Rose-"That's it!"
Getting out her black glitter dust of evil, she sprinkled it on Kairi.
Rose-"Oh evil spirits of wherever the hell we are, mayhap this maiden forever be cursed with the ability to charm only those with no hearts!"
Sora-"What kind of spell was that?"
Rose-"The best one the author could come up with. And it's besides the point that I'm supposed to be the author's representive, considering she named me after her and is acting like she would if she got transported here."
Riku-"Wow."
A bolt of lightning flashes, and a girl who looks very much like Rose appears.
Girl-"Hey it's me!"
Kairi-"Who the hell are you?"
Girl-"I'm the author! Rose! But call me Rosy 'cause otherwise I'm gonna get really confused."
Rose-"Sure why not...So what new fanfiction are ya workin' on now? Even if that means abandoning us for a while..."
Rosy-"I'm gonna start writin' an Inuyasha fic about Kagome and Miroku falling in love and Sango and Inuyasha falling in love! Sounds twisted but oh well."
Rose-"Yes...yes it does sound twisted...anyway our esteemed readers can keep an eye out for that one...So why are you here?"
Rosy-"To tell you and Kairi not to fight. You'll just end up killing eachother anyway. There is a time to confront eachother in battle, but it isn't now. Don't kill eachother yet."
Kairi-"But you're the one making us do this."
Rosy-"Well I'm also being the prophet of the future. And I don't care that I'm writing this it's the voices in my head. So there."
Rose-"Umm...yeah...sure...whatever you say...right..."
Rosy-"Well I have to go now! Otherwise the spirits are gonna kill me! Bye!"
She disappears in a flash of light. Rose, Sora, Riku, and Kairi stare at each other.
Rose-"The prophet said we can't kill each other. Even if we decide to fight she'll make us stop...Hmph. And I was gonna kick your ass too...Well come on Riku."
Her and Riku walk off. Kairi screams for them to wait, but they don't pay attention.
