Chapter 9
Hey thanks for all the reviews. Anyways before I'm starting this story I have a piece of good and bad news. The good news is that I can now update much more frequently. The bad news is that the reason I could do this was because I fell down two flights of (stone) stairs, which resulted in a broken leg and a broken arm. I am typing this chapter in the hospital on my laptop, since I'm bored out of my mind.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Evangelion...
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As soon as Unit-01 and 02 reached the cage, a red fireball was seen going towards the purple giant. Once Asuka reached the plug she tore open the plug (literally) and pulled out her prize. Once the grabbed the unhappy looking Shinji (probably one of the greatest understatement ever) she dragged him to god knows where. The two Evas sweatdropped and sighed.
"Those kids make me feel old", grumbled Kyoko.
"I'm worring more about Shinji right now", said Yui with a worried voice, "I'm afraid to think what would happen to poor Shinji."
"Hmmm, maybe Asuka will have him tied to his bed an-", Kyoko's hentai thoughts were interrupted by a wack in the head by a angry looking Eva/mother.
"Quit having perverted thoughts about my son", said Yui while glaring at Kyoko.
"Hehe...", this was all Kyoko said while backing away from the over-protective mother.
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Meanwhile in the geo-front there were nine very distressed Evas. It seemed that evertime they dial a random number to make a prank call they always contact a computerized voice telling them to press a number.
"Okay, guys lets try this again," said Kaji. He typed a random telephone number again and listened.
"Welcome to NERV", said a computer voice. Immediately a vein started throbbing on all the mass production Evas' head. "If you want to file a complaint press 1," the Evas' eyes are twitching (even though they have none) ," If you have sighted something suspicious like an angel press-" before the voice finished the Eva crushed the phone with a irrate look on it. Gone is the evil smily look, it is now replaced by an evil angry twitchy one.
"Grrrr, this is soo annoying", growled one of them, the others nodded in approval. Needless to say, they have to find something to vent their anger.
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They scene is now switched to a dark room. The only thing you can now see are several figures shrouded in the darkness.
"What recommendations do you give us number 5," said a cold voice.
"I recommend to hear all your suggestions first, before putting forward mine," said a familiar voice.
"Okay it seemed our senario has failed badly and instead it made us waste a lot of time," said the original voice. The other figures nodds in approval.
"I prepose we switch to plan B," said Number 7
"Under these circumstances I will have to agree," sighed Number 6, as the others nodded again.
"Umm, can we turn on the damn lights?" asked a voice.
"Okay, its started to piss me off anyways." As the lights flick on you can see the Eva Series sitting around a rectangular table (a very big one of course), with a jug of beer next to all of them.
"The dark room thing may look scary, but its annoying and retarded too", sighed Kaji.
"Can't agree more, anyways lets get started with plan B," said Eva 8, the other nodded and leave to get the proper 'equipment'.
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In the room where the real SEELE are, all the old men started sneezing.
"Damnit, there must be a cold draft or something in here, Keel do we have to use your basement?" said the dude with the long nose.
"In Japanese culture they believe that if you sneeze, someone is talking behind your back," replied Keel.
"I don't care about Japanese culture, all I care is finishing what we started," said a French looking dude. The others sat in silence, as a rattling noise is heard.
"A9," said another voice.
"Bingo!" shouted Keel.
'Damn!' , thought everyone in the same time.
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Asuka reached her apartment in record time, while hauling a lifeless looking Shinji. (I'll get to what Shinji got for his birthday in the next chapter)
"Oi, Shinji", said Asuka, as she shoke Shinji like a broken toy. "You better remember the bet right?" Shinji nodded as more colour disappeared from his face. As Asuka started grinning evily, from thinking of all the possibilities, Shinji cowered in a dark corner where he could hide from a very evil Asuka. When Asuka noticed Shinji she walked up to his shaking form.
Shinji felt something on top of him so he looked up. His frightened blue eyes, meet Asuka's lighter ones as she towered over him.
'Hmmm, Shinji looks quite cute when he does that', thought Asuka with a sly smile. Leaning forward Asuka was reaching out to pull Shinji up. However Shinji thought Asuka was reaching out to harm him so he dogded and ran away. Unfortunatly Asuka crashed into the wall face first. When she stood up while holding her head, she saw Shinji running towards the door.
"Almost...almost", said Shinji as he ran towards the door. Suddenly his world went black as he fell on the floor. When he woke up he saw Asuka sitting on him with a angry look on her face. Shinji squirmed as one of Asuka's fingers hit his sides. Asuka noticed this reaction and her angry face turned into a sly evil one.
"Say, Shinji, are you ticklish?" asked Asuka in a inocent voice.
"Ummm, no?" lied Shinji.
"Wrong answer baka", said Asuka as she procceded to tickle him. Watching Shinji squirm, giggle and beg for mercy only made Asuka's smile larger. 'Aww, he looks SO cute when he does that', thought Asuka as she tickled him in the belly.
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Meanwhile Kyoko, Unit-00 and Yui were writing something on a giant piece of paper. Beside them were stacks of videos almost as tall as themselves.
"Will this be enough?" asked Kyoko.
"More than enough, Kyoko and we are going to finish quicker than we thought," reported Yui.
"Our senario will not fail..." mumbled Unit-00. Yui and Kyoko sweatdropped.
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In the apartment Shinji managed to break Asuka's grip. He was now running around trying evade a persistent Asuka, who is trying to tickle him to death.
"Asuka, please stop", yelled Shinji as he was caught again by the crazy demon. Asuka just grinned as she repeated the torture that she did 5 minutes ago. Suddenly Shinji went lifeless. Auska thinking that she killed Shinji is now in a state on panic.
"Oh shit, oh shit", yelled Asuka in a very distressed voice. When Asuka calmed down she decided to check his pulse. Asuka sighed in relief as she found out that he is just out cold. Watching his peaceful breathing rythms she decided to carry the sleeping boy into his bed room. As she watched Shinji from the doorway she made up her mind in something. Taking off her nueral connectors, she plocked down onto Shinji's bed beside his serene figure. Asuka kissed him and said, " Goodnight Shinji-Kun."
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So what do you think of this chapter? I have to stop since my right arm is starting to hurt (I broke my left you see) Hate it, like it? Please review.
Hey thanks for all the reviews. Anyways before I'm starting this story I have a piece of good and bad news. The good news is that I can now update much more frequently. The bad news is that the reason I could do this was because I fell down two flights of (stone) stairs, which resulted in a broken leg and a broken arm. I am typing this chapter in the hospital on my laptop, since I'm bored out of my mind.
~~~~~
Disclaimer: I don't own Evangelion...
~~~~~
As soon as Unit-01 and 02 reached the cage, a red fireball was seen going towards the purple giant. Once Asuka reached the plug she tore open the plug (literally) and pulled out her prize. Once the grabbed the unhappy looking Shinji (probably one of the greatest understatement ever) she dragged him to god knows where. The two Evas sweatdropped and sighed.
"Those kids make me feel old", grumbled Kyoko.
"I'm worring more about Shinji right now", said Yui with a worried voice, "I'm afraid to think what would happen to poor Shinji."
"Hmmm, maybe Asuka will have him tied to his bed an-", Kyoko's hentai thoughts were interrupted by a wack in the head by a angry looking Eva/mother.
"Quit having perverted thoughts about my son", said Yui while glaring at Kyoko.
"Hehe...", this was all Kyoko said while backing away from the over-protective mother.
~~~~~
Meanwhile in the geo-front there were nine very distressed Evas. It seemed that evertime they dial a random number to make a prank call they always contact a computerized voice telling them to press a number.
"Okay, guys lets try this again," said Kaji. He typed a random telephone number again and listened.
"Welcome to NERV", said a computer voice. Immediately a vein started throbbing on all the mass production Evas' head. "If you want to file a complaint press 1," the Evas' eyes are twitching (even though they have none) ," If you have sighted something suspicious like an angel press-" before the voice finished the Eva crushed the phone with a irrate look on it. Gone is the evil smily look, it is now replaced by an evil angry twitchy one.
"Grrrr, this is soo annoying", growled one of them, the others nodded in approval. Needless to say, they have to find something to vent their anger.
~~~~~
They scene is now switched to a dark room. The only thing you can now see are several figures shrouded in the darkness.
"What recommendations do you give us number 5," said a cold voice.
"I recommend to hear all your suggestions first, before putting forward mine," said a familiar voice.
"Okay it seemed our senario has failed badly and instead it made us waste a lot of time," said the original voice. The other figures nodds in approval.
"I prepose we switch to plan B," said Number 7
"Under these circumstances I will have to agree," sighed Number 6, as the others nodded again.
"Umm, can we turn on the damn lights?" asked a voice.
"Okay, its started to piss me off anyways." As the lights flick on you can see the Eva Series sitting around a rectangular table (a very big one of course), with a jug of beer next to all of them.
"The dark room thing may look scary, but its annoying and retarded too", sighed Kaji.
"Can't agree more, anyways lets get started with plan B," said Eva 8, the other nodded and leave to get the proper 'equipment'.
~~~~~
In the room where the real SEELE are, all the old men started sneezing.
"Damnit, there must be a cold draft or something in here, Keel do we have to use your basement?" said the dude with the long nose.
"In Japanese culture they believe that if you sneeze, someone is talking behind your back," replied Keel.
"I don't care about Japanese culture, all I care is finishing what we started," said a French looking dude. The others sat in silence, as a rattling noise is heard.
"A9," said another voice.
"Bingo!" shouted Keel.
'Damn!' , thought everyone in the same time.
~~~~~
Asuka reached her apartment in record time, while hauling a lifeless looking Shinji. (I'll get to what Shinji got for his birthday in the next chapter)
"Oi, Shinji", said Asuka, as she shoke Shinji like a broken toy. "You better remember the bet right?" Shinji nodded as more colour disappeared from his face. As Asuka started grinning evily, from thinking of all the possibilities, Shinji cowered in a dark corner where he could hide from a very evil Asuka. When Asuka noticed Shinji she walked up to his shaking form.
Shinji felt something on top of him so he looked up. His frightened blue eyes, meet Asuka's lighter ones as she towered over him.
'Hmmm, Shinji looks quite cute when he does that', thought Asuka with a sly smile. Leaning forward Asuka was reaching out to pull Shinji up. However Shinji thought Asuka was reaching out to harm him so he dogded and ran away. Unfortunatly Asuka crashed into the wall face first. When she stood up while holding her head, she saw Shinji running towards the door.
"Almost...almost", said Shinji as he ran towards the door. Suddenly his world went black as he fell on the floor. When he woke up he saw Asuka sitting on him with a angry look on her face. Shinji squirmed as one of Asuka's fingers hit his sides. Asuka noticed this reaction and her angry face turned into a sly evil one.
"Say, Shinji, are you ticklish?" asked Asuka in a inocent voice.
"Ummm, no?" lied Shinji.
"Wrong answer baka", said Asuka as she procceded to tickle him. Watching Shinji squirm, giggle and beg for mercy only made Asuka's smile larger. 'Aww, he looks SO cute when he does that', thought Asuka as she tickled him in the belly.
~~~~~
Meanwhile Kyoko, Unit-00 and Yui were writing something on a giant piece of paper. Beside them were stacks of videos almost as tall as themselves.
"Will this be enough?" asked Kyoko.
"More than enough, Kyoko and we are going to finish quicker than we thought," reported Yui.
"Our senario will not fail..." mumbled Unit-00. Yui and Kyoko sweatdropped.
~~~~~
In the apartment Shinji managed to break Asuka's grip. He was now running around trying evade a persistent Asuka, who is trying to tickle him to death.
"Asuka, please stop", yelled Shinji as he was caught again by the crazy demon. Asuka just grinned as she repeated the torture that she did 5 minutes ago. Suddenly Shinji went lifeless. Auska thinking that she killed Shinji is now in a state on panic.
"Oh shit, oh shit", yelled Asuka in a very distressed voice. When Asuka calmed down she decided to check his pulse. Asuka sighed in relief as she found out that he is just out cold. Watching his peaceful breathing rythms she decided to carry the sleeping boy into his bed room. As she watched Shinji from the doorway she made up her mind in something. Taking off her nueral connectors, she plocked down onto Shinji's bed beside his serene figure. Asuka kissed him and said, " Goodnight Shinji-Kun."
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So what do you think of this chapter? I have to stop since my right arm is starting to hurt (I broke my left you see) Hate it, like it? Please review.
