Chapter 10

Yay! Even more reviews. Anyways I'm still in hospital, waiting for the operation to fix my knee. As you know yesterday was Halloween and I'm typing this in midnight (you have no idea how scary it is in a dark hospital in Halloween). Anyways earlier this day a lot of interesting things happened. One of this is that my doctor came in wearing that Scream mask (you don't know what more funny, the fact that an old doctor wearing it, or the doctor trying to speak in it). Anyways without further interruptions lets begin the story.

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Disclaimer: This the author...I'm not the creator...will the real creator please stand up...please stand up...(its part of a slim shady song)

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Asuka snuggled up to the comfortable warmth. Asuka's eyes fluttered open. Seeing Shinji on the same bed as her, she almost jumped out of bed and proceeded to shutdown his manhood forever. Before she did that, she also remembered the other day's events. That memory brought a smile on her smooth angelic face. Grining again, she wrapped her arms around Shinji, waiting for his reaction when he wakes up.

Shinji woke up very slowly. His body was so tired and aching from yesterday's ordeal, it toke an effort even to open his eye lids. When he did though he blushed a bright red. Her face was so near he could smell her sweet breath. What really made him blush was the fact that Asuka's arms were wrapped around his body, hold him very close to her's. Even though his body was protesting against the action, Shinji carefully unwrapped himself from Asuka's clutches. 'Good, one arm is removed', thought Shinji. As Shinji proceeded to the other arm which is wrapped around his waist, a smile appeared on the red-head's lips. 'Wait a second, something is wrong', thought Shinji. Then several seconds later Shinji relises what's going on,' Shit!', he thought. At the same time Asuka whispers,"Gottya."

The red-headed German instantly wraps her other arm on Shinji, and started kissing the wide-eyed Shinji.

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"It is Halloween today right?" asked Yui.

"Yep", said a grinning Kyoko," I guess we will need costumes."

"The same applies to 'them' ", replied Yui.

"Lets get cracking", said all the Evas together.

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After the 'attack' on Shinji, the 'victim' walked out slowly towards the bathroom. 'I look wasted', thought Shinji as he viewed himself on the mirror. As he fixed himself up he heard screaming from his room. Shinji immediatly ran into his room and saw a distressed Asuka in her school uniform. "We are late baka." Asuka promptly ran out of the apartment dragging Shinji with him with a dust cloud behind them.

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The students of the school has seen many things. But never something like this. As some students were walking into the school, many of them noticed the ground shaking and rumbling. Looking back they can see a dust cloud getting nearer...and nearer...and nearer. Suddenly Asuka appears in front of them out of now where as though she teleported. Although she seemed reletivly fine, Shinji did not fare as well, since his face is all white and he could barly stand up.

'What on earth', thought Asuka as she looked around. Around her all staring in her direction were students of the high school. Although everything seemed normal enough, one thing is wrong. Looking at everyone around her, she noticed that everyone was wearing a costume. Piecing these bits of information together she relised what was going on. "Shit its Halloween!" roared Asuka. Not wanting to miss out, she ran back towards the apartment, dragging Shinji who almost finished from getting over the trauma. 'Why me...'

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Asuka raced into the apartment to find a suitable costume. She raced into her room trying to something suitable to wear. Finding nothing she slumped onto her bed. It was then that she noticed a box with a note on it. Asuka carefully walked towards the box, as though it is a bomb. Tearing the note from the box she read the letter.

All it said was," For today." Opening the box she found a costume to her taste. Asuka smiled.

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Meanwhile in Shinji's room a simular event is happening. When Shinji open the box however he was not as happy at it as Asuka. After sighing and some grumbling he relised he had no choice but to put it on.

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"Is the parcel in place", said Kyoko.

"Yep, can't wait to see my Shinji, he is going to look so cool in it", said Unit-01 with stares in her eyes.

After sweatdropping the Evas went back to making their own costumes.

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Asuka marvelled herself on the mirror. She was dressed in armor plating, which made her look like a cross between a armored knight and a ninja. The armor pads on her shoulder were red with black outlines, the breastplate was also red, but it has a pattern of a dragon on it. Part of her leg was bear but she was wearing a boot which goes up to her knees. Her arm was also bear, except for the gauntlet she was wearing. A red cape was only attached to make it look even better. Smiling to herself she went out of her room. 'Shinji is going to have a maajor nose bleed', she thought happily.

Going outside she almost died in shock. Asuka is now face to face to none less than the commander himself. Little sweat bullets appeared on her forehead. "Commander?" asked Asuka," Why are you here?"

The commander stiffened a little and in a meek voice he said," I ain't the commander, Asuka. It is me Shinji."

(Yea, yea I know the commander thing has been done hundreds of time, but I can't resist that a Gendo look alike is going to school). Asuka almost died of shock. To prove it Shinji took off his glasses to show his kind blue eyes. Asuka nodded to confirm the fact. As soon as Shinji reattached the glasses his kind exterior melted amd transformed instantly to the cold one that is also used by the commander.

Look at her watch Asuka's eyes poped out. "We are late!" Once again she grabbed the unfortunate Shinji and ran straight to school. (Just imagine Gendo being dragged at around mach 2 by Asuka and he is boucing along the pavement like a ragdoll)

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After finishing their costumes, the three Evas (this gives a BIG new meaning to name 'Three Stooges') proceeded back to the room with the video tapes. Now instead of one big huge stack, there are now a few smaller ones. Most of them have names of it like 'Shinji' or 'Asuka' and 'Gendo'.

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As Asuka and Shinji raced through the door and sat on their seats just as the bell rang. The teacher came in with no costume on. When he looked up for roll call he immediatly fainted. Feeling many stares at his back Shinji looked backwards. It was then that Shinji felt many stares at his back. Looking backwards he noticed that many people in the backrow, including a person dressed as Godzilla and King Kong, lost control of their bowels. Looking to his side he noticed Rei, who has a little Hello Kitty bow on her blue head (I got the Hello Kitty idea from another fic), which makes her look silly, was also staring at him.

When the teacher woke up he said in a stuttering voice," Well Commander Ikari, it is a pleasure for you to be here."

Sighing Shinji took off his shades again and said," Its me Shinji." Suddenly the whole room except for Asuka and Rei roared ,"WHAT!" After sweatdropping Shinji subconciously did the 'Gendo Pose'. Everyone suddenly noticed that the room got a whole lot darker.

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Without knowing Shinji remained like that untill lunchtime. When the bell rang many people were still transfixed at Shinji. After several minutes they got over their shock and left the room or at least get as far as the commander look a like as possible.

Meanwhile on the other side of the room Touji summoned all his courage and moved towards Shinji along with Kensuke. Shinji remained impassive as Touji, Kensuka and Asuka stood around him.

"Shinji can I talk to you?" asked Touji/Goku look a like.

"Proceed", said Shinji in a voice that made everyone shudder.

"Are you okay?" asked Kensuke/GI Joe.

"Yes, of course"

"Cut it out Baka!" shouted Asuka, who is now looking as though she is going to rip him up a new one with her gauntlet. Remembering about his glasses she promtly ripped them off his face.

"Hey!" yelled Shinji. "Give it back", he is now trying to grab his shades, but Asuka wouldn't have him have it. Shinji gave up and pouted.

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Asuka kicked open the door to the apartment and roughly shoved Shinji inside. "God, Shinji I can't believe you sometimes."

"What did I do?" said Shinji who was still wearing that Gendo costume with no shades.

"What did you do! You acted like your crazy father!" shouted Asuka.

"I wasn't!"

"Too bad you are still my slave from that bet, so shut up!" ordered Asuka with a content smile on her face.

Shinji looked confused and sighed.

It was then a beautiful looking Misato poped out from her room.

"Hi, guys! We have orders to go tot he geo-front today, Yui, Kyoko and Unit-00 wants to show us something", said Misato with a smile on her face," So how do I look?" Misato turned around to show off her body-hugging red dress.

"You look good", said Asuka and Shinji at the same time. Asuka glared at Shinji and instantly gave him a head lock and ruffled his hair. Misato was laughing hard at the scene that is unfolding before her. As she regains the use of her lungs she said," Come on kids lets go."

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"TREE...MAN...WATCH OUT...HOLY SHIT THAT AIN'T NO ROAD!!!" shouted a very scared metal clad red-head and a near fainting commander look a like. The tryres screeched as Misato toke them off Mach 5 and parked into a parking lot...knocking out five cars in the proccces.

"I swear some people can't drive", said a disgrantled looking Misato as she opened the door (actually the door kind of fell of the frame entirely). As Misato walked towards the geo-front the two children decided that it was safe to leave the car.

"I swear that if we somehow manage to fit the angels in there, while Misato is driving it would have saved us a whole lot of trouble", growled Asuka.

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Meanwhile in Mikuko's home her angel companion sneezed. 'That's odd I don't catch colds', he thought.

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In the geo-front there were a lot of seats. Thinking there was some sort of a movie Asuka dragged Shinji into the front row. While they were walking/dragging there many people gave them strange looks. It was nothing compared to what happened when Asuka bumped into someone. Looking up Asuka was about to beat the offender senseless. Looking up she almost died of shock again. Looking at them was the TRUE commander of NERV. Gulping she stepped backwards. Now Gendo has a full view of his son dressed as him. Gendo stared at Shinji and he stared back. Suddenly Gendo gave a warm smile and patted Shinji on the back. "I knew you had it in you son." Then he walked away. Ignoring the comment Asuka resumed dragging Shinji. Once again they were interrupted. Looking up again (WAY up this time) they screamed in horror.

"MUTANT ANGEL", screamed both kids at once. In front of them was Sachiel...with Eva-01's head.

"Kids calm down, its me", Asuka and Shinji looked up, relising who she was, Asuka almost died of laughter.

"Haha very funny...wait till you see Kyoko", said Yui. This successfully shuts up Asuka. Emerging from the trees was Shamshel with Eva-02's head instead of the core.

"This is the last time I'll let you make the costume Yui", muttered Kyoko. it was then Unit-00 popped out. She was more like a gaint diamond with two legs than an Eva. Shinji, Asuka, Yui and Kyoko suddenly erupted into laughter.

"I wouldn't laugh if I were you", said a slightly irate Unit-00.

"What are you going to do? Roll on us?" mocked both Yui and Kyoko.

"No, but just like the angel that I've dressed up as, this one can also fire a high power positron beam", said Unit-00. Everyone fell silent.

"Err, Okay...you kids should get a seat", said Yui. Shini and Asuka gladly ran up and grabbed a seat.

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Before the movie started the three Evas came up. Once the NERV staff saw the 'machines of mass destruction' they bursted into laughter. They were silenced when Unit-00 fired a high powered beam and created a 50 meter radius crater in the geo-front.

"We Evas decided to make a treat for Halloween", said Yui and they left the platform. Once they left the stage a large 40 storey screen appeared.

"5,4,3,2,1...Three Evas Present...NERV'S Funniest Home Videos." Everyone especially Gendo paled when they read those words.

"Shinji"

'Oh, shit', thought Shinji. He looked to his side and saw Asuka staring at him grinning.

~~~On the screen~~~

A 7 year old Shinji appeared on the screen (several female staff went 'awww') he was dressed in a superman costume. Apperently it was also Halloween at that time. Shinji climbed up the cupboard, which was located on top of some stairs. Shinji was preparing to jump (remember kids superman costumes do NOT make you fly). Gendo walked under the cupboard when he jumped. As he looked back Gendo got knocked down the stairs by a flying Shinji. Even though the camera did not record the incident, because of the angle of the camera, a thumping sound was heard.

~~~Back to reality~~~

This time the screen reads," Asuka".

~~~On the screen~~~

A giggly 8 year old Asuka was walking down the stairs. She was holding a coke can and had a strange smile on her face. Needless to say, Asuka was wasted on cola. She was walking down a flight of stairs when she tripped and rolled down the stairs. Once she reached the ground she got up instantly as though nothing happened. Hiccupping she went in a direction and ran into a wall. She turned around and ran into another wall . Going crazy she ran into every wall of the house at least ten times. It was then that she fell on the ground with swirly eyes. Of course she still had that smile on her.

~~~Back to reality~~~

After a loud assortment of German curses were heard, the word,' Rei', came up.

~~~On the Screen~~~

On the screen there was a cute 8 year old Rei staring into the camera...still staring...still staring...still staring...still staring...still staring...still staring...still staring...still staring...still staring...

~~~~~5 minutes later

Some of the audience were getting restless. A snoring sound was heard. Everyone tried to find where the sound was coming from. 5 minutes later, everyone found out it was coming from the speakers.

~~~Back to the screen~~~

Rei is still looking into the camera, except that a little puddle of drool was under her chin. This was followed by a 'thud' as Rei fell off her seat.

~~~Back to reality~~~

Everyone was silent as the name,' Gendo', popped up.

~~~On the screen~~~

Gendo was in a high school shop class. He was in a group making what looked like a wooden plane. As he reached out for his hammer he knocked over a bottle of glue and the lid came off and fell under the table. As he tried to retrieve the lid his head touched the table. Panicing that his head is now stuck on the table he swinged his arms around frantically. He smacked the bottle of glue which fell on the floor... at least not before impacting on his seat, spilling some glue. Known to the fact he sat of his chair. Now his head was stuck on the table and his ass was stuck on the stool. Moving his hand to help get the stool of his ass, one of his hands got stuck on his ass, because of the glue. Before the mini-movie ended, Gendo had his head stuck on the table, his ass stuck on a stool and one of his hands stuck on his ass.

~~~Back to reality~~~

Gendo sighed,' At least I can now relax, I can now watch the rest without worry'. This thought was short lived as the words, 'More on Gendo', appeared.

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So how was it? I really need some rest now so I'm ending this one here. PLZ review