Chapter 11

Well I'm writing this chapter since I remembered that my operation is tomorrow. I wouldn't be able to write/type for a while after the operation, so I writing this chapter now. Also thanks to ssj-kabuto who told me that the soul in Unit-00 was actually Ritsukos mother. Oh and before I forget THANKS HEAPS for all those reviewers, it has made my experience in the hospital much more bearable (I think I know why Shinji hates that ceiling so much now).

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Disclaimer:...damn I can't think of a good flashy disclaimer...oh well, I don't own Evangelion

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It was far from peaceful in Misato's apartment. Even though the movie was a good laugh, Asuka still never got over her...um...moment. While Asuka was in the verge of going beserk, Shinji went to his room to change from his costume. 'Damnit how did they get all those videos', thought Asuka,' And I'm so bored right now too...I GOT IT!'.

Remembering that Shinji was still her unwilling slave, she decided to have some fun. "Oh, Shinji", cooed Asuka in a girlish voice. In his room Shinji, suddenly turned pale. 'I don't wanna die', thought Shinji. Asuka slammed open his door to reveal a cowering figure in a dark corner. Reaching out and grabbing her prey she dragged him into her room. "NOOOO!" cried Shinji before Asuka's doors snapped shut.

Meanwhile Misato was in the dinning table observing the two. 'Poor kid', she thought before getting herself pissed on beer.

~~~Asuka's Room~~~

Dragging Shinji she threw him on a chair. Running around her room she found what she was looking for. Asuka placed on the table a long rope (Shinji:*gulp*) and a large red box. "Let's play makeup!" yelled Asuka.

"Oh god! No! Please", shouted Shinji as he tried to run. Before he even left his chair he was slammed back into it.

"Ok Shinji, by a good boy or I'll have to tie you up", Asuka said while pointing at the rope. Despite this Shinji still tried to escape. "The hard way then I see", sighed Asuka, and so she procceeded to tie him up.

"NOOOOOOO!" shouted the boy. After Asuka was done she stepped back, deciding what to do with him. Finally she opened her box of make up.

"You are going to look so cute!" Shinji sighed in defeat as he awaited his fate.

~~~Morning~~~

Misato recovered from her drinking spree and decided to check on her 'children', after all she is their gaurdian. Opening the door, her eyes poped open in suprise. She ran into her room and came back into Asuka's room.

Asuka was sprawled over her bed in her halloween costume, snoring lightly. But this wasn't what Misato was going after. Her target was the figure gagged and tied to the chair.

Shinji was awake, but he was unable to do anything, since his mouth was gagged. Misato rised an eyebrow in suprise. Unlike normal teens playing makeup when their 'victims', who usually ends up messed up and looking downright stupid, Asuka did a good job. Looking even more carefully at Shinji, Misato noticed that he looked quite good as a girl.

Shinji's face was covered lightly in makeup, his hair has been combed and the hair at the side of his head has been braided, with a little bow on his head. When Misato looked down she noticed that Asuka also 'installed' fake breasts into Shinji.

Raising her camera she took a picture of a distraught Shinji and ran away laughing.

~~~5 minutes later~~~

Asuka slowly woke herself up. Unfortunatly she forgot she was wearing her armor that she was wearing at Halloween, as she rolled of her bed. After the crash, swearing and screaming Asuka finally sorted herself out. Noticing Shinji on the chair, she smiled wickedly as she moved towards him.

"Aww, you look cute as a girl", cooed Asuka," Good thing for you that we have a sync test today." Shinji fought hard to control his blush. "Anyways I'll let you go now." After Asuka finished untying him, Shinji ran straight towards Misato's room.

~~~Misato's room~~~

Misato was emailing the photo to NERV as Shinji busted in. "Nooo!" cried Shinji as the computer said ,"Transfer complete."

Shinji is now literally breaking up on the ground. "Oh come on Shinji, cheer up. I know, why don't we go to the sync test now and if we are lucky we might be able to erase the picture before anyone sees it." Shinji suddenly stood up and ran towards the door. "Come on Asuka, lets go", ordered Misato.

'The things I do for Shinji', thought Asuka as she left.

~~~Eva cage~~~

After Halloween, things were pretty normal in the Eva cage. The Eva Series disappeared, so things are even duller. The only thing from keeping everyone from getting bored to daeth was watching reruns of 'Gendo's moments' from yesterday's film. No matter how hard Gendo tries to destroy those tapes, even more pops up.

Suddenly Yui found a new file that was sent to NERV at the morning. Shrugging Yui opened the file. Looking at the picture Yui rised her eyebrow(mentally, since Evas have no eye brows). She ran off to her friends cage and moments after that a loud roaring laughter was heard.

~~~Outside of NERV~~~

Picking through the wreckage of Misato's car Asuka and a slightly edgy Shinji walked towards NERV. Stopping by the gates as they swiped their cards, they looked around. Asuka and Shinji saw a funny looking advertisment.

"NERV condoms, when you need to screw an angel bad...".

Shinji reacted by blushing and Asuka said something that sounded like,"Hentais..."

Racing into NERV central Shinji hoped to erase the file before anyone sees it. Luck was not on his side however. Once he ran in he saw the photo in a frame which reads ," Picture of the week". Shinji groaned as several female staff giggled when they walked past him.

~~~Dat control room thingy~~~

"Okay Shinji, Asuka, Rei, before you go ahead to do the sync test I want you to try this new drug I developed", said Ritsuko.

"So you are doping us now?" said Asuka with her hands on her hips.

"No, this is not exactly a drug like steroids or things like that. This drug makes you think more like your Eva, so your sync ratio should be higher", replied the blond scientist.

"Yea, yea whatever. Lets get this over with so I can have some fun back in the apartment", said Asuka, winked at Shinji. Shinji gulped at this comment. Ritsuko decided it would be better for her sanity if she ignore that comment.

"Ok guys...and girls lets go", ordered Misato.

~~~Eva-00~~~

"Do you feel any abnormalities?" inquired the doctor.

"No, madam", said the mono-tone albino.

"Okay then. You are doing good your sync score have risen to 75%", informed Ritsuko.

~~~Eva-01~~~

"How are you feeling Shinji?"

"Sup doc", said Yui.

"Grrr, Yui we are doing a test", said Ritsuko with a edge on her voice.

"Okay then how do you feel?"

"I feel a headache and I'm all groggy", whined Shinji.

"Its alright. Those feelings were predicted Shinji don't worry." Shinji nodded.

~~~Eva-02~~~

"So-"

"I'm fine, as always", boasted Asuka, rudely interrupting Ritsuko.

~~~Dat control room thingy~~~

"Okay we can stop the tests now", ordered Ritsuko. Ritsuko was writing something down of a board when a distressed voice came over the radio. "Dr Akagi! Unit-01's entry plug is not ejecting!" shouted a tech.

"A reation is happening in Unit-01's plug!" yelled Maya.

"Yui what's happening?" shouted Ritsuko over the microphone.

"I don't know, I can't control it", shouted Yui.

"Reactions have stopped. Enry plug is ejecting. Pilot life signs confirmed." Everyone in the control room started breathing again.

"What about the other pilots?" asked the doctor.

"Everything is normal with them an-...holy shit! Dr Akagi please come to Eva-01's cage quick!" Ritsuko took off with haste. Following her were Misato and Maya.

~~~Eva-01's cage~~~

Running towards the entry plug, various members of the tech team moved away from the frantic women. As they peered into the entry plug they gasped. Shortly after they arrived Gendo was also by the plug. When he saw the figure he too turned pale.

"Is..is it Yui?" asked Gendo.

"No, I'm still in the Eva", informed Yui.

"Than who is that", Misato pointed at the female figure.

"I think that's Shinji", replied the Eva. Everyone turned pale and Misato fainted.

~~~Hospital room~~~

Blue eyes fluttered open as Shinji opened her eyes. "Familiar ceilings", muttered Shinji. Then she stopped. 'Is it just me or did my voice sound different', she thought. Shinji looked at his side and noticed Asuka sitting on a chair by his bed snoring lightly. 'Is she waiting for me to wake up?', Shinji thought. As he reached out his hands to prod her, he noticed her hands were slimer. 'I must have been here for a long time, for me to get that thin'. He then proceeded back to prodding her. As Asuka woke up, she looked at Shinji and immediatly hugged her. But then she stepped back, looking afraid. "Is there a problem Asuka?" Asuka frowned.

"Geez, even though you changed you are still a baka", the red head fumed. "Look", instructed Asuka as she turned the mirror in the room around so it caught Shinji's reaction. Shinji was speechless as she saw her reflection. Shinji scrambled out of her bed to get a better look.

In the mirror there was a midium height female. She looked like Yui and Maya at the same time. Like Yui a bit of hair hung low in between her blue eyes. But unlike Yui the hair on her side of her head did not cover the side of her face, instead it goes around her ear and down to her shoulders.

Still in shock Shinji poked at her 'assets' to make sure they were real. This seemed to make Asuka angry. "Hey quit perving yourself baka!" As Shinji looked back at Asuka, the door slammed open to reveal a worried looking Misato.

"Shinji!" said Misato before she wrapped her in a bear hug, luckily before her air supply ran out she released him.

After gasping for air Shinji looked up. "Misato, will I ever be alright?" asked Misato. Misato fidgited a little and put on a slight smile.

"Don't worry Ritsuko said she would have a cure soon", Misato replied. "Come on lets get back and get some rest, you have school you know." Shinji groaned. "Don't worry, I have a cover story for you and put you in as a new student. Your school name is Shana Akiri (If you notice hard enough her sirname is Ikari rearranged)."

~~~Back in Misato's apartement~~~

Once they got back Misato promptly walked to the fridge. Misato smiled as she heard the words "makeup", from Asuka again.

~~~In the demon's...err...I mean Asuka's room~~~

Shinji or should I say Shana was sitting in Asuka's room. She was nervous so she fidgited every few seconds, you couldn't blame her because of the last time she was in here wasn't all that nice. Asuka later entered carring that unholy red box. While placing the box down Asuka said," Ok, lets make a deal. I will lay off that slave bet thing for now. But as soon as you are back to normal, you are MY baka, again. Deal?" Shana nodded. "Good, now that we are sorted, lets make you pretty for tomorrow." Shana sweatdropped.

~~~In school~~~

"Okay class", said the impossibly old teacher," We have a new student today, her name is Shana Akiri." Once he finished talking Shana/Shinji walked in. Boys' eyes suddenly dropped from their sockets as they saw the shy figure. Rei who knew what happened, but never saw her was also observing her.

"Um...My name is Shana Akiri and its a pleasure to meet you."

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Should I stop here? Should I be a meanie? Nah, let keep going...I better get good reviews for this though.

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As if she was on autopilot, Shana sat where she would have normally sat. No one argued about her choise since all they boys were drooling over her and the girls were glaring at her. Not wanting to attract more attention she opened the laptop and went on a chat program.

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Akiri: Hi

Hacker: Yo

SportsPro: Hey

RedWarrior: Sup

Akiri: Guess what the teacher fell asleep on his own second impact leture

They all looked around the laptop and sure enough, the old man's boredom backfired.

Hacker: hey Akiri, you are only here for one day, how did you know that our teacher rants about the second impact?

Shana started panicing, but Asuka manage to save her hide.

RedWarrior: because stooge, she lives with me

Hacker: does that mean that Shana is an Eva pilot?

RedWarrior: yep

Hacker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SportsPro: hey speaking of Eva, where is Shinji?

RedWarrior: geez you are dumber than you look. Shinji is attending special training.

Hacker: lucky him...

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The bell rang right then waking the teacher. "Err..lunchtime already? Wow time is fast...before the second impact time seems to..." No one was there to hear him ranting.

~~~Under a tree~~~

"So Shana what do you think of Tyoko-3 so far?" asked Hikari.

"Its nice and its sunny too, I like that", said Shana with a smile on her face. Hikari smiled back.

"Damn we have a reps meeting now, it was nice to talk with you", said Hikari as she walked away. 'I can see why Touji has a crush on her now, she ain't half bad.' Relaxing against the tree she sighed.

"Hey there pretty", came an oily voice from behind her. Looking back she noticed a big muscular boy. His name was Derak, he was well known for tying to sleep with as many girls as possible. Shana tried to back away as he walked towards her. Shaking in fear she tried to move back, but he grabbed her arm. "Let go!" screamed Shana. Suddenly a crack was heard. Derak fell down revealing a angry red-head behind him. "Lets go", said Asuka as she tugged her away. They didn't get far until another crack was heard. This time it was Asuka who fell down.

"Stupid bitch", said Derak wiping blood from his mouth. Shana went next to Asuka to make sure she was alright.

"You are in big trouble mister", yelled the form rep.

"Fuck off", said Derak as he shoved her into the ground. Touji, witnessing the event stepped up.

"When you punch her, you deal with me", growled Touji, who was a head shorter than him. 'Touji, no', thought Shana.

"Oh, look a Romeo", said Derak and punched him in the face. Touji dodged but when he was about to punch back a kick got him in the gut. Touji was down spitting out blood. A wave of anger washed through Shana. As Derak's hands reached towards her body, she grabbed it and twisted. A sickening crunch was heard.

"Fucking bitch", Derak screamed. Unkown to Shana her eyes went red, just like Rei's. Derak punched her shoulder, dislocating it. Ignoring the pain, she grabbed his throat and in an amazing feat of strength chunked him into a wall. Needless to say Derak was down for the count. Still feeling angry, her shoulder shined and her shoulder regenerated. Moments later she collapsed.

~~~Hospital~~~

"So you are saying that Shinji turned into a girl, because the drug not only made him think like an Eva, but became the same sex as one?" said a blurry female voice.

"I'm afraid this is so", said what seemed like Dr Akagi.

"What about that fight? The only thing I've seen thats come close to it is an Eva going beserk", asked Misato.

"The test proved that some of the genes from Eva-01 transferred to Shinji", anwsered Ritsuko.

"Can this be fixed?"

"I can fix everything, except for the genes."

"But will he be normal?"

"Yes he would be, except for the fact that he could summon an AT field and regeneration", said the doctor.

'Oh god, Yui is gonna kill us".

"What about the other pilots?" asked Misato.

"Nothing out of the ordinary", replied Ritsuko. It was then Misato noticed that Shana was awake and immediatly hugged her. Ritsuko just left the room.

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Well, that's all for me now. And from this point on there will be a proper adventure plot, not a bunch of random stuff, but I assure you, the randomness lives on! I got my friend Henry to write while I'm having the operation and while I'm healing (go to my bio to read more on that). Anywayz see ya, and wish me luck :)