Hi again! *gives kitsunedemon a plate of chocolate chip cookies* I told you! Anyway, time to show you what happens when you try to send the devil to juvie!\
Sora-"Who's idea was it to kill them anyway? I just wanted to hurt 'em..."
Riku-"I blame...I blame...I blame that demon."
Kairi-"But Riku...it's your fault."
Rose-"Silence mortal!"
Kairi-"Hmph."
While talking, Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Rose are marching in a line. Off to the lunch line. Poor kids. Having to put up with that horrible food. It's people like us that cause them to go there. Actually, it's people like them, but whatever. Let's just say it's society's fault. You can blame anything on society! But I've gone off topic.
Riku, looking at the menu-"Beans, beans, chicken surprise, and turpentine coffee. Oh look they're serving snake again...Oh how my heart leaps."
Rose-"Aww don't worry honey everything'll be ok soon. It's only a two week sentence and we've been here for...a day. But I'm sure it'll get better...oh what the f*** am I saying it's gonna be horrible! We'll never get out of here 'cause we're gonna keep killing these freaks. Dammit I blame society!"
Sora-"You can blame everything on society."
Riku-"I knew there was an upside to it."
Rose-"But it did get us thrown in here."
Riku-"Whatever at least we're not in here as long as some of the other freaks. I...'overheard' this one kid saying he was gonna be stuck here for a year..."
Rose-"If we got landed in here for two weeks just for killing some guy, you gotta wonder what he did..."
The guy walks by, and answers her question.
Kid-"I killed the leader of society."
Riku-"Cool."
He keeps walking. They go to get their food. Sora gets to the counter.
Lady-"That'll be 1000 yen."
Sora-"You're charging me?! In juvie?! For yen?!"
Lady-"Yep."
Sora-"But...but...but...but I don't have any yen! I only have munny..."
Lady-"Fine whatever! What's money in equivilant to yen?"
Sora counts on his fingers. He screams.
Sora-"But I flunked math!"
Rose-"Here! You can use this money when you go to hell, you fucking bitch!"
Lady-"Kids are rude these days..."
Rose-"Damn right!"
They walk on to see what they got.
Riku-"Great...the chicken surprise is plastic, the snake is beaver, and the coffee is hot chocolate."
Rose-"So much for wishful thinking that this place isn't all bad..."
They dump their meal in the trash and go out to break rocks.
Kairi-"I thought this kind of labor was for actual prisoners!"
Rose-"You wish..."
Riku-"I'm tired."
Sora-"We just started!"
Riku-"So? What's your point? This is hard work!"
Rose-"AISHITERURIKUNASHAZAMA!"
Sora-"What the hell was that?"
Riku-"Whatever it was, it had the words 'love' and my name in it!"
Suddenly, the rocks disappear.
Rose-"The rocks disappeared for you, Riku my love."
Riku-"Aww thanks baby."
She hugs him. Kairi rolls her eyes, and Sora slinks to the side.
Rose-"Time to bust outta here..."
Later that night...
Rose-"YOU ALL SUCK! YOU COULDN'T KILL A LLAMA IF IT WAS ASLEEP AND ITS LEGS WERE CUT OFF!"
All the people start coming to kill her, and they end up fighting each other. It had something to do with shoving each other and stuff. The guards come to break it up, and leave the doors open. Riku, Rose, Sora, and Kairi walk out.
Rose-"That was easy."
Kairi, screaming at the author-"Why do you always put me last, huh?"
Rosy appears for a sec.
Rosy-"'Cause you look enough like a slut to be kept back."
She disappears before Kairi tries to hurt her.
Kairi-"Damn you!"
So how didja like that? Never put the Devil in juvie, kids!
Sora-"Who's idea was it to kill them anyway? I just wanted to hurt 'em..."
Riku-"I blame...I blame...I blame that demon."
Kairi-"But Riku...it's your fault."
Rose-"Silence mortal!"
Kairi-"Hmph."
While talking, Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Rose are marching in a line. Off to the lunch line. Poor kids. Having to put up with that horrible food. It's people like us that cause them to go there. Actually, it's people like them, but whatever. Let's just say it's society's fault. You can blame anything on society! But I've gone off topic.
Riku, looking at the menu-"Beans, beans, chicken surprise, and turpentine coffee. Oh look they're serving snake again...Oh how my heart leaps."
Rose-"Aww don't worry honey everything'll be ok soon. It's only a two week sentence and we've been here for...a day. But I'm sure it'll get better...oh what the f*** am I saying it's gonna be horrible! We'll never get out of here 'cause we're gonna keep killing these freaks. Dammit I blame society!"
Sora-"You can blame everything on society."
Riku-"I knew there was an upside to it."
Rose-"But it did get us thrown in here."
Riku-"Whatever at least we're not in here as long as some of the other freaks. I...'overheard' this one kid saying he was gonna be stuck here for a year..."
Rose-"If we got landed in here for two weeks just for killing some guy, you gotta wonder what he did..."
The guy walks by, and answers her question.
Kid-"I killed the leader of society."
Riku-"Cool."
He keeps walking. They go to get their food. Sora gets to the counter.
Lady-"That'll be 1000 yen."
Sora-"You're charging me?! In juvie?! For yen?!"
Lady-"Yep."
Sora-"But...but...but...but I don't have any yen! I only have munny..."
Lady-"Fine whatever! What's money in equivilant to yen?"
Sora counts on his fingers. He screams.
Sora-"But I flunked math!"
Rose-"Here! You can use this money when you go to hell, you fucking bitch!"
Lady-"Kids are rude these days..."
Rose-"Damn right!"
They walk on to see what they got.
Riku-"Great...the chicken surprise is plastic, the snake is beaver, and the coffee is hot chocolate."
Rose-"So much for wishful thinking that this place isn't all bad..."
They dump their meal in the trash and go out to break rocks.
Kairi-"I thought this kind of labor was for actual prisoners!"
Rose-"You wish..."
Riku-"I'm tired."
Sora-"We just started!"
Riku-"So? What's your point? This is hard work!"
Rose-"AISHITERURIKUNASHAZAMA!"
Sora-"What the hell was that?"
Riku-"Whatever it was, it had the words 'love' and my name in it!"
Suddenly, the rocks disappear.
Rose-"The rocks disappeared for you, Riku my love."
Riku-"Aww thanks baby."
She hugs him. Kairi rolls her eyes, and Sora slinks to the side.
Rose-"Time to bust outta here..."
Later that night...
Rose-"YOU ALL SUCK! YOU COULDN'T KILL A LLAMA IF IT WAS ASLEEP AND ITS LEGS WERE CUT OFF!"
All the people start coming to kill her, and they end up fighting each other. It had something to do with shoving each other and stuff. The guards come to break it up, and leave the doors open. Riku, Rose, Sora, and Kairi walk out.
Rose-"That was easy."
Kairi, screaming at the author-"Why do you always put me last, huh?"
Rosy appears for a sec.
Rosy-"'Cause you look enough like a slut to be kept back."
She disappears before Kairi tries to hurt her.
Kairi-"Damn you!"
So how didja like that? Never put the Devil in juvie, kids!
