Chapter 12

Hey, there. As you know, Alexandra broke her arm and leg, so she is in the hospital having them reconstructed. First that I would like to say is that the operation was a success and the doctor said she should be out in five weeks (I think). During that time she will have to spend at least one week resting, that's where I come in. As Alexandra told you in the last chapter my name is Henry. I will write the next few chapters until she can write again. Lets hope my writing is up to scratch. Now to reply to a reviews... . Da Mazoku Puchuu(), I don't exactly no what you mean by laggy ok, but I have my own assuptions... anyways thanks for pointing out the MAGI and the AT field thing. To reply to that AT field thing Da Mazoku Puchuu(), she/I know all humans have At fields, but you don't see a human going through an angel AT field do you? AT fields have different strengths (as seen on the episode where Unit-01 attacks Kaoru), so what she must have meant was that Shinji's/Shana's AT field is stronger then normal. Now to Alpha Draconis 1, I'm sorry that this story is getting too confusing, but as I have read the plot that Alexandra gave me, everything should be sorted out in the end.

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Disclaimer: Do I look like Gainax? No, I'm not Gainax, which means I don't own Evangelion

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Several figures stalked through the silent night. They moved carefully throughout the city. Grabbing a red object they proceeded to their plan. A loud hissing was heard, but on top of that, muffled laughter was heard.

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Misato was sleeping quietly in her office. This was her only real break in months. Everysince Yui started speaking, the commander got A LOT nicer. Sure he is still that crazy retard, but a lot has changed. One example could be that the commander actually smiles, not that evil smirk, but a real one and most importantly a better fasion sense. Misato couldn't help, but laugh when she remembered what happened the other day. Apperently Gendo was working late in his office the previous night, so he slept in his private quarters. The next day he came to the bridge...wearing pink pajamas and fluffy slippers. Being the commander he blamed it was Yui who made him do it, even though Yui denied that fact.

As Misato crept closer to dream land, Ritsuko came through the door. "Misato, the Eva-Series have returned", she said.

"Like I care", shouted Misato, who still haven't gotten over of the shock about Kaji's revelation.

"Oh, I thought you would like to kiss your man when he comes back home, like what they do in those pre-impact movies'', teased Ritsuko.

''Oh Shut up'', Ritsyko! You are sick you know, I mean I am human and he is a 100 meter bio-mechanical machine of doom'', retorted Misato. Ritsuko smiled, teasing Misato was one of her favourite hobby.

"Anyways besides that I have something you may want to look at'', said Ritsuko. Grudgingly Misato got off her seat. "Oh by the way, Shinji's cure for that...condition, will be completed in two days", informed the blond.

"That's good'', sighed the major.

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"Come on!" screamed the red-head as she dragged Shana to school.

"Asuka! Can you quit dragging me! People are giving us funny looks you know", Shana shouted back.

"As long as we arrive to school on time I don't care if a freakin angel is giving me a funny look, she-baka'', grummbled Asuka

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A sneeze was heard in Mikiko's home a siver figure sneezed. 'Hmm, thats very odd, I seem to sneeze a lot lately, maybe I should eat my vegetables like Mikiko suggested", he thought. He shrugged, resuming what he was doing. 'To be or not to be that is the question', the angel thought again as he read through Shakespeare. Sighing the infant angel hoped for the return of his friend. 'I wonder what school is like'.

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Misato was face to face with the Evas...well more like face to feet. "What did you do this time'', said Misato in a bussiness like voice.

"Why Misato, I thought you trusted us? How come every time something goes wrong you look at us?" said Kaji in an innocent voice. Misato glared. The Evas shaking in fear starting walking backwards, before breaking into a run.

"What did they do this time?" asked Misato over the com.

"They painted the town red", said Ritsuko over the com.

"I know, what did they do?''

"Misato, they literally painted it red", said the voice.

"What!"

"And you should see this", the scientist said. Later a photo was printed out in a slot under the com. In the photo It shows a building. In fact it was the only building in the fortress city that was not completely covered in red paint. On a closer in spection there was writing on it. It says," All hail Misato, the queen of hangovers". At once Misato crashed the photo and proceeded towards the Eva-Series's cage.

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Shana and Asuka arrived in the classroom just before the bell rang. Just as though it was on cue the old windbag stepped in. "Before the second impact bells don't ring that loud", said the old man. No one heard that since his power of boredom was so strong, once he opened his mouth the class was already doing anything to relieve themselves from the boredom. (who did you think made the eighth angel slept so long?) Shana noticed that some people were staring at her. 'Great', she thought,'More attention, just what I need. I guess the details of that fight must have went around the school'. Opening her bad she took out her laptop which she received for her birthday.

~*~Flashback~*~

Shinji/Shana was estatic as he opened his presents. Rei gave him a $500 shopping spree voucher(I'm not sure how much is $500 in yen). Rei said she gave him the present since he is always wearing the same thing. Beaming Asuka gave him a MP3 player with a set of songs he could listen to as well as a pretty red hand made card that said 'Happy birthday Baka. I love you. Then finally a combined present from Misato, Ritsuko, Gendo and Yui. They gave him a black laptop with a leather carring bag, on the laptop was a NERV logo. On the outside it seemed like a normal laptop, but later Ritsuko explained that it was far from it.

"Laptop these days are so obsolete so we took the liberty to upgrade this laptop, which your father bought and upgraded it with help from you mother, Misato and I. We upgraded it to a 40GH proccessor, 200GB of hardrive, a special NERV video card with 1000MB of virtual memory, 500 ram, wireless LAN and a 5 MB/sec wireless internet", explained the blond. Shinji's mouth was basically hanging open after Ritsuko explained everything to him.

~*~Back to reality~*~

Shana opened it and was simply amazed at the laptops speed. Shrugging she went to a private chatroom.

~*~Chatroom~*~

Angel entered the chatroom.

RedWarrior: Shana I hope your name doesn't have a double meaning...

Angel:what do you mean?

Sportspro:yea? what do you mean?

RedWarrior:...

Hacker:...

Frost:...

Angel:...oh! I get it! hehe sorry...

*Angel changed her name to BlueSky*

RedWarrior:much better

*RedGuardian entered the chatroom*

Hacker:who are you?

RedGuardian:ask Asuka she should now

Asuka suddenly looked extremely distressed

RedGuardian:so hows your day pumpkin?

Hacker:pumpkin?

Sportspro:pumpkin?

A blushing Asuka looked towards the two stooges desks. The two of them were having a field day trying not to burst out laughing.

RedWarrior: Hey! Will you stop embarrassing me?

RedGuardian: Aww...I thought you liked it?

RedWarrior: Grrrr

*RedWarrior left the chat room*

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Luckily for Asuka, her mother didn't have enough chance to embarress her because at that moment the bell rang. 'Saved by the bell', thought Asuka.

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After reading the Romeo and Juliet, the young angel got bored. After wondering around the apartment he was starting to go crazy from boredom. It was then a ball of shining light appeared in front of him. The shining ball was about the size of a human adult. Squinting he could see two figures in the ball. When the ball stopped shining there were two figures standing in front of him, a male and a female one. Recognising who they were the angel rushed up to hug them. The tall female with silvery hair smiled gracefully as she looked at her son with her red eyes. The tan skinned, fairly musclular man did they same thing, as he reached and hugged him. "Hello son, we came here to visit and to check up on you", said Zureul as he patted his son on the back.

"So, hows things?''asked Sachiel.

''Boring, I want to go to school, just like a normal child... say how did you guys make yourself look human?'' asked the little 4 foot angel.

''Well, all you have to do is to manipulate your AT field a little, and the good part is that you don't also look human, but feel it'', said Sachiel. To prove her point she extended her arm, the angel(Any suggestion for a name here for, cause I don't wanna call it 'the angel' through the whole fic) touched it and whistled.

"Cool! How did you do it?'' said the overly excited silver angel.

"Okay, it is very simple. Close your eyes and concentrate on your AT field. Then concentrated on looking like a human. Got it?'' said the father.

"Yep!'' was the reply. Immediatly he closed his eyes and began to concentrated. His parent observed him with curious eyes, making sure nothing happens to their child. In a blinding flash of light, the proccess was complete. Estatically, the angel checked that everything went right. 'Arms...check! Legs...check! A head...check!' Happy of his success he jumped up and down. Zureul was right now laughing lightly as Sachiel was smiling.

"Son, don't you feel a little...cold?" asked Zureul the angel of might. Stopping he thought about what his father said. Blushing he relised what he meant. Running into Mikiko's room he got dressed before returning.

"My, you are quite a lady killer'', teased his mother. This made him blush harder. The angel had red eyes just like all his reletives. His silverish gold hair was like Kaoru's except a little shorter, he also have palish skin, but not enough to make him an albino like Rei. Judging from his looks he was around 11 years old.

"You look almost like your cousin Sandalphon. Last time she was on Earth was she was talking to an old man, in a human form. I don't know what they were talking about but the next day she slept too long and got herself killed... (think about what I said earlier in this chapter)"

*Moment of silence*

Zureul sighed. "Your mother always says something random-" this conversation was stopped when Sachiel smack him on the head. Zureul tries to look offended, which wasn't too convincing causing everyone to laugh.

Ruffling his son's hair, Zureul said, " Got to go, we have work to do.''

"Thanks dad and mum!" said the angel before they disappeared the same way the appeared. 'Wait till Mikiko sees me', thought the angel happily.

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"Damnit, all the angels are dead, so why do we have to keep having these sync-tests'', moaned Asuka as she walked towards Eva-02.

"Dunno, at least we will be ready. Anyways SELEE might try another attack, so it pays to be ready'', said Shana.

"I suppose'', said Asuka as she entered Eva-02 'Pay back time' she thought.

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As Shana activated the Eva no sound welcomed her, instead it was replaced by an spooky silence. ''Mum, you there?'' said Shana. This time a sobbing sound was heard. ''Mum, are you ok?''

''I'm so sorry'', sobbed what sounded like Yui's voice.

"Why are you sorry? You did nothing wrong'', said Shana.

''Well I made you a girl which means Asuka can't love you anymore. Also your genes got contaminated with the Eva's genes'', sobbed Yui.

"Mum, you did nothing wrong, anyways Dr Ritsuko said she would have a cure in around two days and being to regenerate is more of a blessing'', explained Shana with a sad look. There was silence. When the silence almost became unbearable Yui finally spoke.

"You are right. I guess I was just being stupid", said Yui. For some reason the entry plug became more comforatable and warm. Shana could almost feel that her mother was smiling. "By the way, you look great as a girl", teased Yui. Shana blushed.

"Mother!"

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In the control room Ritsuko and Misato smiled as Shana's sync ratio soared to 90%. However Asuka was having a worse time as her ratio dropped several percent. "Should we ask her what's going on in there?" asked Misato.

"Patience", said Ritsuko in a StarWars Jedi sort of voice. This made Misato pout.

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"Why did you ttry to embarress me?" shouted Asuka in the entry plug.

"Sorry dear. I was bored", said Kyoko.

"That's no excuse. Promise me you will never do that again mother", demanded the girl.

"I promise... Pumpkin. Anyways can you please ask the commander to make an activity day or something, cause everyone is getting really bored", requested Kyoko.

"Sure thing"

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Ritsuko smiled even broader as Asuka's sync score suddenly jumped to 90% matching Shinji's score. "Hey Ritsuko, do you mind if I leave for a while I have some...err...unfinished bussiness".

"Sure".

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Rei was sitting quietly in her Eva thinking to her self. All this was interrupted by Eva-00 who said,"So..."

"So, what?" asked Rei quietly.

"So...err...hows school", said Eva-00 who was trying to start a conversation. To her suprise Rei suddenly talked...a lot.

"Iwassittingunderatreeeatingmylunchquietlyuntilthesetwogirlscamealong,Idon'treallyknowthembuttheyseemtokno-wmeandtheywereaskingmeaboutmyhairandmyeyes..."

'Note to myself, never EVER do that again', thought Eva-00 who was starting to get an Eva size headache.

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In another part of NERV nine figures were pressed against the wall. In front of them was a extremely small figure...well at least to them. However even though the figure was less than a hundredth of the nine white shaking figures, it seemed to be doing one hell of a job scaring the shit out of them. For its size she could certainatly shout hard. So hard in fact that in three seconds all the paint was ripped off their armor and right now Kaji was sure that his S^2 core was starting to crack. "Misato calm down ou had too much to drink", said Kaji who was feebly defusing this situation.

"I only drank two cans", shouted Misato.

'Yea, two Eva sized beer that is', thought Kaji.

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"...so commander Ikari we wanted something, like a special activity day to pass the boredom and hopfully rise some moral among the staff", explained Ritsuko. Beside her were the Eva pilots. Misato came in during the middle of the meeting with what seemed like white paint on her jacket.

"Permission accepted. Oh by the way you guys call me Gendo from now on and Shinji you can call me dad alright?" said Gendo.

'Holy shit he changed that much', thought everyone in the room except Gendo.

"I have an idea for that day", said Gendo. Everybody shuddered, but Gendo didn't seem to notice. "I thought of the idea when I was playing mine sweeper on my laptop when I was bored. Lets have a LAN party". Everyone was staring at him as if he had grown an extra head.

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"Guess what?" shouted Yui to her companions.

"What?" said the red and blue Evas at the same time.

"Check this out", replied Yui as she pulled out a mat.

"What the hell is that?"

"Ever heard of DanceDanceRevolution?" said Yui.

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Sooo how was it? Sorry I have to stop here, but Alex just woke up and she has been glaring at me for the last two minutes while repeating 'better not stuff this fic up'. So, did I stuff this fic up? Either way please respond by reviewing.