Ok I've been a lazy ass and I haven't been updating but I've decided to write more. Plus I've been on vacation lately so...yeah. I still haven't decided whether I'm going to make the rewrite a seperate story or not, but I probably will. And at the urging of my friend (she hit me a few times), I've planned a surprise for this chapter. So READ! You've probably been expecting it, but oh well. And for those of you reading, REVIEW! I like the feedback of my readers and the story could change on their comments! So REVIEW dammit! Hehe...I'll just start the fic now...

Disclaimer that I should probably make-I'm going to feature a certain group in this chapter that I shouldn't take the risk of saying the name of...but I'll call them the Town People. That should give you enough clues, not to mention the way I make refrences to them in the chapter.

After the events of the future selves, the group walks along the airstrip and talks about the encounter.

Riku-"I say when we know we're gonna die soon anyway we should do a bunch of bad stuff to hurt ourselves just to spite them."

Sora-"But don't what they do affect us too?"

Riku-"Only when we get to the point in time when they actually did the stuff. But since technically when we do stuff it'll have already happened and it'll probably kill us anyway, we can annoy them."

Kairi-"...Nice plan. But remember, there's also the billions of other versions of us that will get affected too."

Riku-"What's your point?"

Kairi-"When the past versions get our screw-ups done to them, they could do the same thing to spite us."

Riku-"As I said, we'll probably be dead anyway."

Sora-"Stupid parallel universes..."

Rose-"I feel so left out."

Kairi-"You're the one with demonic powers. How d'you think we feel?"

Rose-"True enough. I'm going for pizza to ponder all this. Maybe I'll have a talk with God on why the hell he created all these damn parallel universes."

She goes off to some random pizza place.

Kairi-"I'm gonna go sit on the beach and hope the water takes me away from here..."

She walks off in the other direction.

Riku-"Did they leave us alone deliberately?"

Sora shrugs.

Sora-"So...wanna go to the sauna?"

Riku-"What the hell!?"

Sora-"Let's pretend I never said that..."

Riku-"Please."

Sora-"How 'bout the night club?"

Riku-"It's the middle of the day."

Sora-"So? They have singing guys that freak dance with the air."

Riku-"And you want to watch this...why?"

Sora-"Umm...it's something to do, isn't it?"

Riku-"Er...right...sure..."

Sora-"Great!"

He grabs Riku's arm and practically drags him to the club thing. When they get inside, hot lights beam down on them and steam fills the room. The Town People are, like Sora said, freak dancing with the empty air up on the stage, singing some stupid song.

Riku, whispering to Sora-"They're gay, aren't they..."

But Sora's already shakin' his butt to the music. Riku shakes his head, and wishes he hadn't come. Or did he?

Riku's Concious (cant spell it), straight side (RCSS)-'Of course you want to leave.'

Riku's Concious, gay side (RCGS)-'No you don't...go out there and dance to the music...Dance with Sora...'

RCSS-'No don't listen to him! Go to the pizza place with your girlfriend!'

RCGS-'No dammit! Go dance with Sora! You know you want to...'

Against his better judgement, Riku starts to walk towards Sora.

RCSS-'No no no! Leave now!'

Riku pauses for a second.

RCGS-'Move your ass over there, soldier!'

He continues to walk towards Sora, in a strange trance.

RCGS-'That's right...nice and slow now...'

RCSS-'Noooooooo!'

RCGS-'Oh shut up!'

(Let's assume they were an angel and a devil on his shoulders.)

RCGS runs over and stabs his devil stick thing through RCSS's gut.

RCSS-'Nooooooo-[gurgling sounds, then silence]'

RCGS-'Yes...now go over to Sora...'

Riku continues walking over there. He's behind Sora, then pauses.

RCGS-'Wrap your arms around his waist, do I have to spell it out for you?'

Riku nods slowly. He puts his arms slowly around Sora's waist.

RCGS-'I give up. You're on your own.'

Riku shrugs. Sora looks behind him, and sees Riku.

Sora-"Ri...Riku?"

Riku nods. (So much for intelligence.)

Sora-"Oh Riku, I've always dreamed of this day. Hold me!"

Riku-"But I am..."

Sora-"Oh whatever."

They dance for the rest of the night.