Chapter 14

Wohoo! Thanks for all the reviews which says I don't suck. Anyways I'm sitting right next to Alexandra right now writing this. Those who thinks that I should be out more and not spending so much with her this is my answer, I have been in the hospital before and it ain't fun and since she is a very good friend of mine I decided to keep her company. Anyways writing this is quite fun. Oh and for those people/person who says that we planned for Alexandra getting injured is... WTF?! Ok, I did not push her down the stairs, understand? And I ain't lying...geez, I don't know where you got that idea, and its definiatly NOT planned.

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Disclaimer: Look at chapter 1 ok?

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Loud footsteps were heard in the Eva cage. Although the crowd has lessened some what there were still people watching (you don't see dancing Evas everyday you know). So far both Eva-00 and Eva-02 have the same scores and this game was a tie breaker. If they don't get the winner after this song there will be no winner since they basically used every single song and music in human history. As the music draws to an end both Evas did they final dance step, stood up and yelled ,"Hey, Mararena!"

The two large figures of the Evas move closer to the screen to view their scores. They both facefaulted as the letters on the screen said 'Tie'.

"Stupid machine", yelled Kyoko as she kicked it. However the impact did no damage but left a little dent on Eva-02's foot gear. "Owww", said Kyko with a tear coming from one of her eye.

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Asuka was looking around for Shana, and so far she had no luck. Asuka have searched the changing rooms, NERV command center, Eva cage (she didn't exactly went in there, since a whole lot of rummbling was going on in there) and the gaming area. Growling she decided to get a cup of water. What she saw next completly made her furious. 'I have been running around NERV trying to find that little cheat, but she was here the whole freakin time!' Asuka fumed to herself. As she approached Shana some of the NERV personal who saw her decided to leave the area, since they have seen her temper, but some still hung around wanting to see the out come of the most reason onslaught. Asuka was towering over Shana as she was readying for her assault. For some reason Shana was oblivios to the fact that there was a very angry demon towering above her. As the minutes past by Asuka's anger grow. Some of her hair on her head curled upwards making them look like horns. Finally she snapped. Reaching out quickly she grabbed Shana by the collar and slammed her onto the table.

Still no reaction.

Leaning closer she noticed that Shana was still not moving. Asuka was getting worried that she may have knocked Shana out. Moving closer she decided to check her pulse. It was then that she heard a soft snroing coming from Asuka. Everyone sweatdropped.

Asuka thought of a way to wake Shana up. Wrapping her hands around her, she proceeded to tickle her. Shana woke up with a gasp and giggle. Asuka was just about to say something, but Ritsuko's voice interrupted them on the com. "Will all participants of the LAN tornament please return to the gaming area.

'Pay back time', thought Asuka

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Shana was walking to the gaming area and she was also silently thanking. When she was entering the gaming area she caught sight of her father, the all powerful commander of NERV. Gendo was walking towards his gaming box while smirking. Upon closer inspection Shana saw a that he was holding a piece of paper. The only thing she saw was the word 'Senario' before he entered his box. 'Be afraid, be Very afraid' Shana thought to herself.

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Here are Gendo's, Misato's, Yui's, Shana's, Rei's, Asuka's and Kaji's gaming stradegies:

Asuka: Must beat Shana, worry about the rest later.

Shana: Must fend of Asuka, worry about the rest later.

Kaji: I better not get shot in the head again...

Rei: Remain unnoticed then move in for the kill.

Gendo: The 'senario' will not fail...

Yui: Who cares about winning? I'm just here to screw up Gendo's senario... again.

Misato: Stradegy? What stradegy?

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"Ok guys, let the games begin", said Ritsuko before the game started. Shana noticed that the virtual visor and gloves were gone and they were replaced by a large screen (like da one in the command room except smaller) a mouse and a Keyboard. As the screen whirled into life Shana got to work.

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'I get Shana first, then I'll take care of the rest later', gloated Asuka in her mind as two armored warriors and a tank rolled out from their factory/barrack. 'Excellent'.

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Gendo was content, so far everything was going along with the 'senario'.

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The bell started ringing which means one thing... lunchtime! Micheal couldn't understand why the students ran out with such happy expressions. 'Maybe they are hungry', thought Micheal. As he sat under a large oak tree, a figure with shoulder length brown hair and bright green eyes sat next to him.

"Enjoying your first day of human life?" said Mikiko with a smile on her face.

"Of course. By the way how come no one listens to the teacher talking?" asked Micheal as he picked away a pickle from his sandwich.

"You actually lasted over five minutes listening to that windbag! Wow", exclaimed Mikiko as she took a bite from her sandwich.

"And why did the class give me funny looks when the teacher introduced me?" asked Micheal.

Mikiko started blushing and said ," Well the girls thought you were cute and I guess the guys tried to kill to with glares".

"Do you think I am cute?" asked Micheal in a mischievous voice with a little smirk. Mikiko started blushing and concentrated on the patch of grass as though it was the most interesting thing in the world. 'Teasing her is fun' thought Micheal happily.

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Things were definatly going wild. All of the competitors were beaten except obviously the main characters. Asuka was having an all out war with Shinji and Shinji fended them of effectively, but there doesn't seem that her amry was ruducing by size in fact it was to the opposite. In the end Shinji and Asuka joined forces even though it was a free for all.

Misato however was having a time of her life. She was creating more chaos than everyone put to gather... with only six units. The only time Mistao almost lost was when Gendo somehow managed to lead all players in the game towards Misato's base. This ended however when Gendo got knocked out of the competition when Yui did a re-run of 'Rise of The Machines' and nuked him 1129 times before sending a huge army of robots to finish him of. Gendo's last comment on the com was "Bugger..."

For some odd reason got Yui disconnected after Gendo was defeated...

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A image of Eva-00 was imbedded in the Eva cage. Apperently Eva-02 and Eva-00 were playing hopscotch near the connection wire and .... you get the idea. Anyways it resulted in a mad Yui.

"The nice ones always goes crazy first", commented Eva-02 to Eva-00 as she bandaged Eva-00 up.

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In the lab where Ritsuko was working in she completed whatever she was working on. She drained LCL out of a chamber and in the chamber was a pink cat. "Finally, I have made the perfect cat!" shouted Ritsuko in triumph. As she reached foward to grab the furry wonder an orange hexagonal field appeared and stopped Ritsuko's hands. 'Crap'.

The pink furry cat like being managed to corner Ritsuko in a corner where it started puffing up. 'I'm gonna die' thought Ritsuko. The pink cat puffed up even more and sudenly did a gigantic fart and took a huge crap right on the floor. Then it collapsed and died. O_O

(I don't really know why I added this scene in here...)

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Meanwhile in the gaming area Kaji was knocked out of the competition by Misato. His last unit was killed in point blank range by one of Misato's infantry. Upon closer inspection it looked as though the infantry shot kaji's spy in the head. 'Not again!' thought the eternally unshaven man.

Now only Shana, Misato, Asuka and Rei remained in the game. Due to desperate circumstances Rei and Misato formed an alliance against Shana and Asuka's vast army. Right now Shana and Asuka's combined might was laing seige to one of Rei's secondary bases (imagine LoTR: Two Towers with guns). Rei and Mistato's forces was barely keeping them of and it was then that Misato drew back and attacked Rei's main base. Needless to say Rei didn't last very long.



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Five minutes later a very happy looking Misato emerged from the room, following her were Asuka, Shana and a very peeved Rei. 'Must add Misato to the 'to kill' list,' thought Rei.

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Meanwhile in the commanders' office two men were having a conversation.

"The report says that ever since the 'Picture of the Week' thing was put up, staff moral have increased. Especially when embarressing pictures of your son was put up," reported the sub-commander. There was silence. Then one word shattered it.

"Interesting..."

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In the Eva cage more evil things were being cooked up. Eva-01 managed somehow to find a giant desk and placed it in her cage. Afterwards she asked Ritsuko to see her. Stepping in the ultra dark room, Ritsuko was dumbstruck, one moment she was in NERV and after crossing a door she arrived in what seemed like Gendo's office x 2000 bigger. Lights turned on to reveal Eva-01 seated on a giant table on a giant chair in the 'Yui pose' (Yui's version of the Gendo Pose (tm), where she has both arms crossed and resting on the table).

"Ritsuko is Shana's test tomorrow?" asked Yui.

"Yes, Yui. What the heck did you do to this place?"

"Irrelevent," said Yui. Yui pressed a button and a stack of paper appeared in front of the docter. Ristuko reached out to the paper and read it and raised an eyebrow.

"You sure you want to do this," asked Ristuko.

"Yes, I was going to do it to him at April's fools around a decade ago, but... I have complications. Don't worry docter I'm sure nothing will go wrong, after all I am the person who made the Evangelions," said Yui. Ritsuko's eyebrow was raised even higher.

"Look, I asked you to do this because you are good in this subject, plus I was told that you have an... interest in this field. I am not forcing you to accept it."

"Don't worry Yui I accept," said the blond before stepping out.

'He is going to look SO cute,' chirped Yui in her mind.

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Shana was trying to get some sleep. Everytime she falls asleep something happens. For example, Asuka yelling, Rei asking her to get some 'intelligence' on Misato for god knows what reason or a perverted tech asking her out. Grumbling she walked towards the Eva cages.

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Entering the Eva cages she saw a most disturbing scene. Eva-00, 02 and the paintless Eva-series were sitting in a circle. On Eva-00's hands was a giant guitar. "Koom-by-ah, my lord, koom-by-ah, koom-by-ah, my-lord, koom-by-ah..."

Shana decided to ignore this disturbing scene and went ahead to find her mother.

Moments later a content Shana was sleeping on the huge head of Eva-01. Although this made a weird scene, Shana couldn't care less. This was all destroyed as the bells ring for the next round of the LAN competition.

"That's it!" growled Shana as she went beserk and ran off, her blue eyes bloodshot from lack of sleep.

"Maybe that's genetic," Yui mused to herself.

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So how do you like it? Will Shana ever get some sleep? Will Rei carry out her revenge? What is Gendo planning? Where does Yui find all these things? Will Eva-02 and 00 ever find something (sensible) to do? What colour will the Eva-Series be painted in? All this will be answered in the next chapter.

PS This is probably the last chapter I'm going to write, but I might just pop in and out now and then. Anyways I gave Alex a master grade model kit of a MS-07 Gouf Custom for Christmas, but apprently she's already opened it... I don't know how she can build it with only one hand...