Ok I put chapter 14 up today and I'll try to get this one up and maybe even 16! Doubt it though...Anyway, I can't think of an intro except Happy 2 days after Turkey Day! Yay!
Meanwhile...
Rose-"GIMME MY GODDAMN SAUSAGE PIZZA BITCH!"
Waitress-"God hold on you don't have to be so pushy."
Rose-"Isn't it against Pizza Shack rules to be chewing gum while you work?"
Waitress-"Isn't it against state laws for a kid to have a credit card?"
Rose-"As a public servent, you're supposed to be kind, nice, and courteous."
Waitress-"I'm a teenager, cut me a break."
Rose-"Then lay off and bring me my damn pizza."
Waitress-"Kids shouldn't talk like that."
Rose-"Teenagers shouldn't be calling kids who'll be teenagers on January 4th kids when it's November 29th."
Waitress-"If that made any sense..."
Rose-"I want my damn pizza!"
Waitress-"God, god, fine, here."
Rose-"You had it the whole time? That's it, no tip for you!"
The waitress flips her off and walks away. Rose scarfs down the pizza. Then she sits back and has a talk with God.
In Heaven...
Rose wanders around up to the gate.
Rose-"Hey! Lemme in! And where's the usual guy who's here?!"
Angel Gabriel-"Sick. And you're the Devil, you can't come in."
Rose-"I needa ask God some importent questions!"
AG-"So? Run 'em by me."
Rose-"Get the f*** outta the way!"
AG-"Good people don't say words like that."
Rose-"Isn't there supposed to be some Love Thy Neighbor thing? I'm close enough to your neighbor, so lemme in!"
AG-"No!"
Suddenly there's a huge crash, and God his self appears at the gates.
God-"What's going on here?"
Rose-"He won't let me in to talk to you!"
God-"Gabriel, she's my neice! Let her in!"
AG-"How is the devil your neice!?"
God-"Lucifer was my wife's sister's husband's sister's husband's brother's wife's brother. She's the child of Lucifer."
AG-"So? Lucifer never had a kid."
God-"He had a one-night-stand with a demon and the kid here killed him."
AG-"Ok this is confusing now..."
Rose-"Uncle, kick him out he's being mean!"
AG-"She's a brat isn't she..."
Rose-"You think I like being related to the powers above? I'm supposed to be totally evil, do you know what this would do to my reputation if people found out?"
AG-"Brat..."
God-"Anyway, what did you need to ask me?"
Rose-"Two things. One, why did you make so many alternate universes?"
God-"That was my brother's work...and I can't undo it. So too bad if it annoys you. What else?"
Rose-"I've been getting strange vibes from Riku lately..."
God-"Lemme check my crystal ball thingy..."
He closes his eyes and rubs his head.
God-"I'd watch out for him...I'm not saying anything else."
Rose-"Real helpful..."
God laughs.
God-"Now begone with you!"
Rose jumps off a cloud.
Rose-"Bye! Stay outta my kingdom!"
God-"I wouldn't wanna go near it!
Rose-"Then screw youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
God-"Stay away from my kingdom from now on!"
Rose-"Gladly!"
Meanwhile...
Rose-"GIMME MY GODDAMN SAUSAGE PIZZA BITCH!"
Waitress-"God hold on you don't have to be so pushy."
Rose-"Isn't it against Pizza Shack rules to be chewing gum while you work?"
Waitress-"Isn't it against state laws for a kid to have a credit card?"
Rose-"As a public servent, you're supposed to be kind, nice, and courteous."
Waitress-"I'm a teenager, cut me a break."
Rose-"Then lay off and bring me my damn pizza."
Waitress-"Kids shouldn't talk like that."
Rose-"Teenagers shouldn't be calling kids who'll be teenagers on January 4th kids when it's November 29th."
Waitress-"If that made any sense..."
Rose-"I want my damn pizza!"
Waitress-"God, god, fine, here."
Rose-"You had it the whole time? That's it, no tip for you!"
The waitress flips her off and walks away. Rose scarfs down the pizza. Then she sits back and has a talk with God.
In Heaven...
Rose wanders around up to the gate.
Rose-"Hey! Lemme in! And where's the usual guy who's here?!"
Angel Gabriel-"Sick. And you're the Devil, you can't come in."
Rose-"I needa ask God some importent questions!"
AG-"So? Run 'em by me."
Rose-"Get the f*** outta the way!"
AG-"Good people don't say words like that."
Rose-"Isn't there supposed to be some Love Thy Neighbor thing? I'm close enough to your neighbor, so lemme in!"
AG-"No!"
Suddenly there's a huge crash, and God his self appears at the gates.
God-"What's going on here?"
Rose-"He won't let me in to talk to you!"
God-"Gabriel, she's my neice! Let her in!"
AG-"How is the devil your neice!?"
God-"Lucifer was my wife's sister's husband's sister's husband's brother's wife's brother. She's the child of Lucifer."
AG-"So? Lucifer never had a kid."
God-"He had a one-night-stand with a demon and the kid here killed him."
AG-"Ok this is confusing now..."
Rose-"Uncle, kick him out he's being mean!"
AG-"She's a brat isn't she..."
Rose-"You think I like being related to the powers above? I'm supposed to be totally evil, do you know what this would do to my reputation if people found out?"
AG-"Brat..."
God-"Anyway, what did you need to ask me?"
Rose-"Two things. One, why did you make so many alternate universes?"
God-"That was my brother's work...and I can't undo it. So too bad if it annoys you. What else?"
Rose-"I've been getting strange vibes from Riku lately..."
God-"Lemme check my crystal ball thingy..."
He closes his eyes and rubs his head.
God-"I'd watch out for him...I'm not saying anything else."
Rose-"Real helpful..."
God laughs.
God-"Now begone with you!"
Rose jumps off a cloud.
Rose-"Bye! Stay outta my kingdom!"
God-"I wouldn't wanna go near it!
Rose-"Then screw youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
God-"Stay away from my kingdom from now on!"
Rose-"Gladly!"
