Thanks for all the reviews. Thankfully Alex haven't put me out of action yet, so I should still be able to type a few more chapter out. Oh for those who are wondering about how she build that plastic model netherless a master grade with one hand, all she said was, "Never under estimate the female mind..."

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Disclaimer: please see chapter one

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Fuyutsyki was sitting in a church quietly. He didn't really believe in god, but he just needed somewhere to think quietly. Suddenly Satan appeared in front of everyone. People immediatly identified the unholy incarnate and ran for their lives screaming. All except an old aging man. Satan who was not used to being ignored decided to speak to the man.

"Do you know who I am?" growled the mighty being.

"Sure do," was the cool reply from the sub-commander.

"Why are you not scared of me?" asked the price of darkness.

"Been working for your brother for ten years.

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Meanwhile in NERV things were not faring any better. In one corner a sleep deprived female Shinji with an ability to generate an AT field was walking with murder in her eyes. In another corner was Rei writing a list on possible whys to 'teminate' a certain major. In a far corner the Evas... better not go there.

However they all met in the gaming area after the bell rang. Knowing the drill Shana walked into the room/booth/box. Once again everything was replaced and in front of her was a VERY comfortable looking seat, steering wheel. Forgetting about everything she placed herself on the seat and quickly fell asleep... at least untill Ritsuko's voice came through the com. In a fit of rage she crushed the com with one hand. Moments later she relised what she did, 'Whooops!'

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Misato confident of her driving ability was seated in her seat waiting for the game to start. 'Piece of cake... mmmmm cake, especialy cake with beer,' thought Misato as she drooled.

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Yui was doing some last minute 'adjustments' before the competion starts. 'It appears that all those countless hours playing games is going to pay off...' Yui thought to herself before she hooked herself up to the the interface.

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Micheal was hanging upside down from a tree dispite Mikiko's protests.

"Micheal you should get down here before you get hurt," warned the child.

"Don't worry Miki I'll be careful," said Micheal. Mikiko's face went red when Micheal said her nickname.

"She's right you know," said a female voice behind Micheal. Micheal's eyes widened in suprised and lost his balance. Thud. The sound of an angel falling out of a tree. Micheal hastily dusted his shirt and smiled at his mother making the scene even more funny in a cute way.

"Hi mum," said the overjoyed angel.

'Mother?' thought Mikiko. In a few seconds she added two and two together and another thud was heard.

"She took it better than I thought," said Sachiel as both angels peered at the fainted girl.

"Well you better get your girlfriend back home," said Sachiel. Sachiel winked at her son and disappeared. The messege was then proccessed by Micheal's brain.

"Mum!" shouted the angel as he blushed furiously.

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Misato and Kaji was in the lead head to head as both cars travelled at an insane speed. Behind them was a red car and a blue one. Asuka and Rei were going all out, not too far from the leaders. The very last person however was Shana. Poor Shana was sleeping while driving at the same time. Every time she yawned the car swerves a little. It was safe to say that the only traffic law she was breaking was driving way too slow.

Yui's purple sports car soon caught up to Gendo's black SUV, which has a big engine sticking out of it. The outline of the front grills of Yui's car was red giving it the same look as Eva-01's mouth.

'Action time,' thought the Eva/mother/scientist/Dance Dance Revolution champion. The car started glowing and opened up revealing giant air intake and a huge rocket booster (like da one in MIB). The hyped up purple sports car accelarated leaving behind smoke, a trail of fire and a stunned Gendo with his mouth hanging open (just try and picture Gendo with his mouth hanging open in shock).

'I hate it when she does that,' thought the NERV commander.

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"Isn't Yui cheating?" Maya asked.

"Nope. Yui was playing this game a while back and unlocked this car. All she did was loading her profile on the machine, so technically she isn't cheating," explained Ristuko. Maya just blinked and went back to work, trying not to think about big purple Evas driving cars.

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Yui's car barrelled down the road at high speed quickly catching up to Kaji and MIsato's location. Misato was trying to ram Kaji of the road and Kaji was doing the same thing. Suddenly just when Misato and Kaji were just about to ram each other Yui's car got wedged in between. The result was three cars, one with a hyper booster locked together (kinda like in StarWars Episode I were Anikin got stuck with that alien guy). It was then that they relised the road was getting narrower and narrower, until the cars couldn't move. All three players' efforts to get themselves unjammed were in vain. Looking at the rear view mirror Misato relised that Asuka and Rei were also getting closer.

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Shana was driving in the amazing speed of 20km/h (I'm being sarcastic here). She was so sleepy that she didn't really give a shit about Asuka's car catching on fire, because of Yui's car and Gendo's upside down SUV trapping Rei's car in between Asuka's car. She just swerved to the right and took a detor, which went around the whole auto-mobile massacer. Everyone shared the same thought as Shinji took the detor. 'Why didn't I think of that?'

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Half a painfully boring hour later Shana was within fifty meters from the finishing line. Everyone's hope however crashed, burned, chopped up and nuked as a computerized voice said ,"Last lap."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Mikiko and Micheal were having dinner and even though Micheal only have been on Earth for a few days, he has so far learned that some vegetables were not meant for consumption. However Mikiko who cared about his health was quite keen at trying to shove them down his throat. Micheal started sweating nervously as his AT field started cracking as a crazy girl with brown hair and grren eyes tried every single way to shove the green poison in his mouth. Suddenly a loud howling was heard. "Did you hear that?" asked the angel. Mikiko, who noticed the angel's lapse in concentration got her chance and a spoon full of vegetables was down his throat before you can say, "Angels wearing pink tutus."

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Zeruel and his friends were all laughing as they see his son getting the 'vege torture' from a TV like device. In the background you see the female angels sweatdropping as they witness how stupid angels can get. Meanwhile Israfel was dumping all the beer cans and pizza boxes into Leliel's shadow. "Hey! Israfel quit shoving rubbish down me!"

"Sorry dude, but you know heaven is a litter free zone, so we got to improvise," was the reply from the angel of music.

"Bad idea Israfel. Remember what happened when Leliel caught diarrihea?" asked Shamshiel. Israfel suddenly stopped and tried stuffing the rubbish under the carpet instead.

"Hey! Iroul wanna see who can take over MicroSoft the fastest?" challenged Bardiel (in his virus form of course).

"Bring it on!"

Meanwhile in the corner Liliel, Almisael and Ramiel were discussing about which one of them is the strongest flying shape.

"Sandalphon, don't try and drink any beer, you're too young," warned Sachiel. Sandalphon pouted.

"But I'm older than Micheal," whined the angel in a girlish voice.

"That's not much of an argument you know," said Sachiel while shaking a finger/claw.

"Hmpf!"

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Needless to say Shana won the race quiet easily. Shana then procceded out of the box and limped sleepily towards the Eva cage. Ignoring the Evas playing twister she got on Eva-01's head and fell asleep. Unknown to all Yui sighed sadly as she watched her son/daughter sleeping happily with a little puddle of drool.

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This is all so far. I'm REALLY sorry about the update, but I had the exams and Shana was busy writing the other fics.

OMAKE:

Misato was given the day off today, so she did what she did everyday she had the day off... drink herself sensless. As she continued taking thirty years off her life the angel alarmed blarred on. 'Meh, can't be stuffed.'

TV Presenter:

"We have a report of a possible Godzilla entering Tokyo-3, but some peole are saying that Godzilla is not that ugly!"

Outside:

All the buildings went undeground in the familiar fashion as the 'angel' appeared. The 'angel' resembled Godzilla, because it looked like a dinosaur, but the resemblance stopped there. The purple and green monstrosity, known as Barny the dinosaur stopped as Eva-01 came up by the catapault. Once Eva-01 was released she pointed a finger at Barny.

"There is only enough room for one giant purple and green monster," shouted Eva-01. Barny took a fighting stance as he heard the challenge. Eva-01 took a giant spoonful of vegetable and rushed Barny.

"Vege torture!" shouted Eva-01 as she shoved the green stuff down Barny's throat. Barny exploded leaving a massive crater and in the middle was Eva-01 posing a victoy sign.

Popeye never saw this coming! (Okay I couldn't think of a better catch phrase so don't kill me!)