*Gives Kei=Hao=Asakura cookies*So much for getting chapter 16 up on the same days as 14 and 15...anyway, here ya go! And once again: Disclaimer-I don't own any of this crap. Except myself and the storyline. Or at least most of it. Just not the part in Kingdom Hearts land. The characters, they belong to the company. So don't blame me!

Kairi's sittin' on the beach talkin' to herself. Or you can call it her concience.

Kairi-"I don't think either Sora or Riku love me."

Kairi Concience-"One of 'em's got to."

Kairi-"They don't. Riku's addicted to that creepy devil girl and Sora...I don't think Sora's walking the straight path through the woods."

KC-"You and your creepy comparisons/metaphors/whatever those things are."

Kairi-"Excuse me for trying to make my speech interesting."

KC-"Well stop."

Kairi-"God fine. ANYWAY, I want Riku to like me..."

KC-"Then dye your hair some creepy color. Do something different. God knows that boy is weird."

Kairi-"Hmm..."

As she thinks, we'll go back to Riku and Sora.

Riku's thinking to himself.

Riku-'I can never tell Rose about this, never, never, never.'

Riku's other side of his brain-'Sure you can. Just tell her "Hey, I'm gay."'

Riku-'No! I can't! Besides, I'm not gay, I'm bi.'

(Time out for a sec. I'm only making Riku and Sora gay because my friend made me. She kept going 'What the hell is wrong with you, make them gay!' So that's why I'm doing this...)

ROSOHB-'Come on. How bad can it be?'

Riku-'Fine...'

He walks out of the club to the pizza place. Walking in and seeing Rose from where she fell. He went over to her.

Rose-"Hey Riku."

Riku-"Uh, hi. Listen, I have something important to tell you."

Rose-"Ok...sure what is it?"

Riku-"Let's go outside..."

Rose-"Alright..."

In an alleyway next to the pizza place, Riku is having a lil trouble.

Riku-"Ok...this isn't easy..."

Rose-"Just say it dammit."

Riku-"Fine. I'M GAY! G-A-Y! NOT STRAIGHT LOVES GUYS DOESN'T FIND GIRLS SEXY! I AM GAY! Well, bi, but...AND I LOVE SORA!"

He runs off as fast as he can, with Rose staring after him.

Rose-"So that was the vibe I was feeling...Oh well. I'll go to Cloud."

She disappears in a warp to FF land. And since this would be a proper time, let's go check on the other world, the one where the stuff in Kingdom Hearts took place.

In an alternate universe...

*Sci-fi music*

Carnage is wreaking in space. Chunks of meteors are flying around. A young teenage boy with blue hair's body is sitting in space. Hey, wait a second.

Mystical Narrating Voice-"Hey, what the hell are you doing here?! Wrong game!"

Teenager, Ashley to Wild Arms 2 fans-"Umm, I'm supposed to be here. I just killed some boss at the end of Disc 1 and now I'm sitting here waiting for that chick and the wolf to guide me home."

MNV-"Are you sure this is the right space? I'm looking for Kingdom Hearts land that those kids came from and ended up on that beach place."

Ashley-"Oh yeah, that's 3 doors down. Wrong dimension door."

MNV-"Oh, thanks. Hope that girl and wolf find you soon."

Ashley-"Thanks. Here they come now. I have to be dead again."

A girl and a wolf walk up.

Anastasia (girl)-"Hey, who are you?"

(By the way, the voice appears as a ball of light.)

MNV-"I'm here from the wrong dimension. Now I have to go."

Lucied (wolf)-"Hoowwwwwwwwwwwwl!"

Anastasia-"Shut up Lucied! Anyway, see ya around."

MNV-"Bye!"

The Voice leaves that dimension and ends up in another one. This time she's in a huge field with a bunch of kids on brooms and a bunch of metal balls flying around. Then a whistle sounds. One of the kids flies down and talks to her.

Kid (Harry Potter)-"Hey, what are you doing here, you're interrupting the match!"

MNV-"I'm trying to find the right dimension!"

Harry-"Which one are you looking for?! We have to get back to the match!"

MNV-"Kingdom Hearts, the one where those kids who used to live there who got transported to that beach place lived."

Harry-"Next door. Now leave!"

MNV-"God, fine, kids these days."

A blue warp opens and the light floats in it. Harry loses the match. This time, she's in the middle of a huge battle field. A blonde archer with pointy ears rushes past her. He does a doubletake upon seeing the light and runs over to her.

Elf (Legolas, obviously)-"What the hell are you doing here?! This is the battle of Helm's Deep! You can't interrupt! We could lose!"

MNV-"Excuse me, I'm just trying to get to the damn Kingdom Hearts dimension where those stupid kids I'm keeping track of used to live!"

Legolas-"10 dimensions over! Damn! Now get outta here!"

MNV-"I hope you lose! And I swear if I don't get it this time..."

She disappears in a yellow warp and Legolas's side wins the battle. This time the light is in a city covered in wreakage. There's a bunch of little black shadows with antennaes running around. The light sees a ninja girl hiding under a table. Floating over to it, the ninja (Yuffie) motions for the light to come over.

MNV-"What happened?"

Yuffie-"The keyblade master never showed up and the Heartless took over everything."

MNV-"That all?"

Yuffie-"And this is the last world remaining."

MNV-"Oh well, you're on your own. Bye!"

Yuffie-"NOOOO!"

The light is in the dimension lobby. Then two bigger lights with a smaller light in the middle show up.

Smaller light-"Dimension police. We hear you've disrupted 3 other dimensions and screwed up the natural order."

MNV-"But I was just trying to-"

SL-"No buts."

MNV-"I had to check on-"

SL-"None of that either."

MNV-"I wanted to check on the Kingdom Hearts world where those kids I'm looking after came from!"

SL-"Well you didn't have enough training if it took you 4 tries to get the world you wanted. How many times do you have to stop for directions?!"

MNV-"Umm..."

SL-"You're going back to training school!"

MNV-"NO!"

The two bigger lights grab her and drag her off towards the academy.