Melissa: Allo, y'all! Sorry it took me a while to update, but there was the computer being a butt munch and then the homework and…
Keesho: What she's trying to say is that she was being a lazy bum, but is now updating, so you guys can't kill her.
Melissa: Well, I wouldn't have put it that way…
Miyu: I would have.
Melissa: Oh, and another reason I wasn't updating is because I was working on later chappys of my other fic. GOMEN NE, MINNA! Don't hurt me!
Miyu: HURT HER!!!
Melissa: Meanie! Uh, disclaimer?
Disclaimer: If I can't buy myself a new computer, then why would I own YYH or anything else of importance? I'd probably sell it, since I'm so poor. (sobs)
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Chappyter 4: Can't we all just get along?
A couple of weeks later, Yusuke took Keesho to a very large forest.
"Whoa, where are we?" Keesho asked, feeling overwhelmed by the sheer size of the forest before her.
"This is the forest that surrounds Genkai's training grounds," Yusuke answered, also absorbed by the forest's massiveness.
"Oh, I see!" Keesho exclaimed with joy.
After a couple of seconds, she realized that she didn't really know and turned back to Yusuke.
"Who's Genkai?" she asked.
Yusuke sweat dropped and let out a sigh. "She's my sensei."
"Will I get to meet her?"
"No," he answered bluntly.
"How come?"
A glassy and far away look spread across the tantei's face as he thought of his reply. "She's been dead for three years."
Keesho shrank back, noticing that she had jumped into another situation. She really had to work on being more tactful. "Oh… Gomen nasai, Yusuke-kun."
"It's okay," he said as he turned back to the forest. "All you have to do is make it out of the forest alive by sunset."
She raised an eyebrow as if to say 'you're gonna make me do that kind of crap?'. That was Keesho for you, ever the cynic.
"Lemme guess, there's a ton of youkai in there that would love to kill me, ne?"
Yusuke chuckled. "Yep. Let's go!"
The two ran into the forest, Keesho leading the way. Yusuke was only there incase she needed to be saved.
As she ran, annoyance blared in Keesho's eyes. Being an archer, she didn't see how this would help hone her skills at all.
*Kami, I hate this,* Keesho thought. *It's so stupid! Why in Hell am I doing this when I'm an archer? An ARCHER!! *
She let out frustrated growls as more thoughts filled her head, each one angering her more than the last. *And all we've been doing lately is training. Grr… It's so boring-*
"Keesho, watch out!"
"Huh? AAAH!!"
Yusuke had pushed Keesho out of the way of a demon's attack. But mind you, he did NOT mean to land on top of her by any circumstances.
"ITAI!!" Keesho yelled at the shonen in front of her. "Yusuke, get off, hentai!"
She shoved him off gruffly and stood up. Turning her head upward, she sent an almost-lethal glare at her attacker.
"Damned demon. Spirit arrow!"
As she cried out the attack, a green bow and arrow made of reiki appeared in her hands. Letting the arrow go, it flew freely and pierced the demon's heart. It fell about ten stories and hit the ground with a thump. It's landing area was marked by a pool of it's own crimson blood.
Yusuke stood up and brushed himself off. "Keesho, pay more attention! Stop daydreaming and grow up already!"
Keesho stuck her tongue out in rebellion. "Gimme a break! We've been training for weeks. You're a slave driver, you know that?!"
"You're so immature!"
"You're insufferable!"
"YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!!!"
The two turned their backs to each other and let their intensified anger brew inside them silently.
*Kami, he's such a jerk!* Keesho yelled mentally. After exhaling sharply, she turned her head slowly. *But he does have a nice butt…*
Yusuke let out an overly dramatic sigh as he crossed his arms. *How can someone so cute be so… GRR!!!* (A/n: Gomen, couldn't think of a better word. ^^;;;)
"You owe me big time, Urameshi."
Yusuke whipped around angrily. "And why is that?!"
She also turned to face him. "Because you almost got me killed!"
"Me?! You're the one daydreaming!"
"You're the one who brought me here!"
Yusuke grunted in aggravation. *Dammit, I hate it when she's right. Damned smart people.*
With a scowl, he asked, "What do I have to do?"
Keesho grinned jovially. "Glad you see it my way. Let's get Hiei and Kurama, they can help you out."
Yusuke sneered haughtily. "You do realize that they've been in the trees above us the entire time, don't you?"
"They were?" Keesho look up to see a redhead and a black-haired youkai above her. "Oh…" she said as she sweat dropped.
Keesho's next action slightly scared Yusuke. Why? Because Keesho was smirking. And not just an ordinary smirk. This was the smirk of a girl who had a mischievous idea in her head.
As she inhaled deeply, Yusuke realized this was the time to cover his ears.
"HIEI!! KURAMA!! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!!!!!!!" she yelled, ending with a giggle. *I love being loud…*
Kurama and Hiei fell out of the trees, landing with a hollow thud. Why it was hollow, no one was really quite sure. They just knew it was hollow and left it at that.
Hiei was now the second person to yell at Keesho for her odd antics. "Baka, that's the second time you've made me fall twenty or more feet."
Keesho grinned victoriously. Making Hiei mad at her was her third accomplishment of the day. The first two were making Yusuke mad and then getting him to do her bidding. "That's why you shouldn't climb so high, Hiei-kun."
Hiei's left eye twitched. "Kun?!"
She rolled her eyes. "Calm down, Hiei. You're so weird."
"Is there something we can help you with, Takanaga-san?" Kurama asked.
Keesho threw her hands at her sides in annoyance. "Oh, Kurama, for the last time, call me Keesho!"
"Gomen, Taka-" he stopped and sweat dropped before continuing. "Keesho."
"Anyway, you three are coming with me!" she squealed as she dragged them out of the forest.
*~*~ Somewhere in that really big forest (A/n: No, they're not lost, minna! I'm not that mean! =P)
Keesho was daydreaming-again. *Hiei's such a weird little goth. And Kurama's so polite…*
A light bulb appeared over her head. *Of course!*
Keesho turned to the two in question with a cheesy grin on her face, scaring them. "Sooo… Kurama, Hiei, are you guys single?"
"What did you say, onna?!" Hiei inquired, anger hinting in his voice. He didn't care if Koenma said to protect her. Anymore of her crap would drive him insane!
*I really irritate him, don't I?* Keesho thought. If only she knew that she was nearly driving him to insanity. "Don't worry, Hiei, I'm not interested in you. I just wanna know if you guys have girls," she stated, waving him off as she spoke.
"No, we don't," Kurama answered, slightly blushing. The red tint accentuated his crimson hair perfectly.
"Great!" Keesho exclaimed, letting out a little squeal. She pulled out a cell phone and punched in some buttons.
"Kanu! Kitane! Sup? How are my KO's doing?" she asked into the miniature phone. "Baka, who do you think this is? It's me, Keesho. Anyway, I've found a couple of bishonen that might be to your liking. Well, duh! Of course we're gonna meet there; we always do! Ja mata!"
Keesho folded (A/n: It's a flip phone) her phone and gave the guys a knowing nod. They just stared at her blatantly and sweat dropped slightly. And then they kept walking.
*~*~ Later
The four stepped in front of a massive, multi-sectioned building. It towered several feet above them, making them crane their necks to read the sign.
"Ta da! I now present to you the Ryoari Mall!" beckoned Keesho.
The guys weren't impressed. "What do you expect us to do here?"
She arched a sarcastic eyebrow at them. "Silly, you guys are taking me shopping!" She listed about twenty some odd stores that they would hit, making the guys pout.
"How are you gonna carry all of the bags?"
Keesho grinned smugly, once again scaring the boys out of their wits. "Isn't it obvious? You're gonna carry them!"
The guys sweat dropped again as Keesho pranced into her beloved hang out. The guys sighed as they plodded behind her, wanting to be anywhere but there at that moment.
After several shopping splurges and a trip to Yusuke's car to drop off the bags, the gang made their way to the mall's arcade. They soon heard an annoying, stupid voice call, "Urameshi!"
An ugly, red-haired guy with a gigantic head ran up to them. "Who's the chick? She's cute."
Hiei crossed his arms and let out one of his signature 'hn's'. "Keesho, the name of the oaf in front of you is Kuwabara Kazuma, or as I like to call him, Kuwabaka."
Keesho took a good look at the giant before her. "He certainly looks stupid enough to be called Kuwabaka," she sneered.
"He's another member of the tantei team," explained Kurama, being that he's the brain of the group.
"Keesho-chan!"
Keesho whirled around to see two girls running up to her. One was clad in black, black, and ebony, or in other words, black. But despite her outfit, she looked friendly. The other was cheerful and smiling, decked in a pink blouse and a pair of blue jeans.
"Kanu-chan! Kitane-chan! Konnichiwa!" Keesho greeted them with warm hugs and smiles. "The TKO's have been reunited once again!"
"Uh, intro onegai?" Yusuke asked.
"Oh!" Keesho gasped, completely forgetting the four boys. "Sorry about that, Yusuke. This is Shimokita Kanu and Akairi Kitane, we go to school together."
"What did you mean by TKO?" Kurama asked, still feeling a little overwhelmed.
Keesho turned to both Kitane and Kanu, and nodded at both. With that signal, they started an odd routine complete with punches and kicks and biting.
"Now, we're three knock outs that start with K," they chanted. "And three KO's in one round is a TKO. So there we go, we're the TKO's!"
The guys just gaped at their strange performance, with the exception of Kuwabara, who was drooling like an idiotic pervert.
Kanu socked him out of the mall. "Disgusting chauvinistic pig." (A/n: Yay Kanu!)
Kitane and Keesho clapped, and then realized that their buddy had already moved on. Kanu was having a bizarre conversation with Hiei.
"Nice headband."
"Arigatou."
"You're short."
"So are you."
"Hn."
The rest just stared in what could be described as amusement, or even interest. It was hard to say.
"Katana shop?" Kanu asked Hiei.
Hiei gave an agreeing nod and they started to walk off. "Ja minna,"
Keesho rolled her eyes. "You're welcome, Kanu-chan!"
Kanu kept walking. However, she did wave her hand over her shoulder, signaling that she was thankful in some way.
When Keesho turned around, she noticed that Kitane was glomping Kurama gleefully. "I pick this one!" she squealed.
Keesho clasped her hands in joy. "Congrats, Kurama. You have been selected by the hyperful Kitane. Have fun!"
Kurama gave her an 'I'm gonna get you for this' type of look. *At least she's cute,* he thought.
"Lemme guess, K-chan," Kitane spoke from Kurama's shoulders. "The black-haired bishie over there is yours, right? He seems like your type," she observed, pointing to Yusuke.
Keesho and Yusuke looked at each other, and then snapped their heads back to Kitane in complete synchronism. "EEW!!"
"What are you, crazy?!" Yusuke yelled at Kitane.
"Don't talk like that to Kitane-chan," Keesho scolded. "Besides, she is crazy."
Yusuke just shook his head. "Let's go."
The four walked inside and the two shojo immediately headed towards a Dance Dance Revolution machine. Thirty seconds later, they were in the middle of a dance off to Keesho's favorite song, "Dynamite Rave."
"A's baby!" they cheered as they finished the song's several jumps. "We kick ass!"
When the two girls turned around, they found Yusuke staring gluttonously south of their neck. He hadn't even noticed that the song had ended.
"Will you do the honors?" Keesho asked Kitane.
"No, you go ahead," Kitane declined. "He's your bishie."
Kitane scowled, and then suggested, "Why don't we both?"
On the count of three, they both kicked Yusuke where it hurts most. Keesho stormed away, and Kitane dragged her new fox along.
Later on, Keesho and Yusuke had gotten into a "Capcom vs. SNK" fight. (A/n: The millennium version of that game kicks ass! ^.~)
"I'm kicking your ass!" Yusuke bragged.
"Puhleese!" Keesho retorted. "Look at your life bar!"
After more button pushing and joystick jerking, Keesho jumped up and gave a shrill squeak. She started flashing v-signs toward anyone who was looking, making Yusuke sulk.
"Hah!" she stuck out her tongue. "Your Ken didn't stand a chance against my Yuri!"
"Whatever," Yusuke muttered as they walked out. Keesho skipped ahead and he found himself somewhat hypnotized by the way her hips swayed. Before he knew what was going on, he asked, "Hey, Keesho, you wanna go see a movie with me?"
Keesho stopped in her tracks and walked back to him. "Did you just ask me out?"
Yusuke's eyes widened as he felt his forehead for any signs of fever. "Yeah, I think I just did."
Keesho started cracking up. She was laughing so hard that she had to clutch her stomach for support. "What kind of a pick up line was that? You must be a real babe-magnet, Yusuke."
Yusuke frowned slightly, turning away to hide his embarrassed face. "Keiko would've fallen for it," he muttered.
Hearing that, Keesho stopped her laughing instantly. *He needs someone, doesn't he?* Tilting her head, she raised her blue eyes to him sympathetically. "Yusuke?"
"Never mind," he ordered. "C'mon, let's go."
"Matte, Yusuke," Keesho called out to him. He stopped walking and turned around as if to say, "Yeah, what?"
Keesho smiled a gentle and sweet smile. "Let's go see that movie."
*~*~ After the movie
Keesho charged out of the theater, arms locked with Yusuke. "Ha! That movie was so not scary!"
Yusuke snorted. "Then why were you clutching my arm when the body fell out of the closet?" he smirked.
"Shut up," Keesho commanded him.
They got into Yusuke's green BMW 740 IL and buckled their seatbelts, like all people should. How Yusuke got a BMW, no one is really quite sure. Some people think it was a gift from Koenma, but once again, no one knows.
"So where are we going?" Keesho asked as she reclined against the plush seat.
"My apartment," Yusuke said with a grin.
Keesho's mouth hung in awe of Yusuke's impudence. "You HENTAI!!! I am not gonna-"
"No, you idiot!" Yusuke interrupted. "We're going there to train. All of the clutter around the living room is perfect for obstacle training."
Keesho slumped in her seat. *Oh great. If he's not thinking about bishojo, then he's thinking about combat boots. Why me?!*
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Melissa: Kami, that's a long chappy!
Miyu: It certainly took you long enough to type.
Melissa: So sue me.
Keesho: Why does Yusuke have to stare at my boobs?
Melissa: Cuz he's a perv. Why else?
Keesho: …
Melissa: Here's the hair clips! (Throws hair clips) Oh, sorry about your eye!
A girl and her muses-
Melissa: OMG, how did you know he would say that?!
Miyu: Baka, telepathy, remember?
Melissa: True. Oh, and why did you delete Fate's messed up again? I wanted to read the next chappy, dammit! (Rants about wanting to read it and all that good stuff)
Miyu: (shakes head) *Why must she rant?*
Keesho: Hey, Benji, do the thing-a-ma-bob that AA usually does for me.
Benji: (remember our buttler? Lol) Thankies for reviewing! ^_^
MoonFieldRabbit-
Melissa: Hiya, Terrie-chan! So, when are you gonna update Eternity's a long time?
Miyu: When she feels like it.
Melissa: (face faults) Uh yeah… Um, I know they're called breasts. I just did that for the effect! ^^
Miyu: Baka AA.
Melissa: Shut up! And how can you not like Kuno, no?
Keesho: I believe I am quoting Kojiro when I say, "Kuno's an idiot."
Melissa: How dare you bash my bishie! I oughta take away your Yusuke plushie for that!
Keesho: (clutches plushie protectively) MINE!!
Melissa: o.O Uh, okies then… Thankies for reviewing! ^_^
Kojiro-kun-
Miyu: Can I do seppuku to Kojiro? Please?
Melissa: Sure!
Keesho: You'll get rid of a reviewer.
Melissa: Oh. Well then, do it to Kojiru.
Miyu: YAY!! (Kills Kojiro and steals his shikon shard) BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Melissa: Thankies for reviewing! ^_^
Melissa: Reviewer get a leaf because lots are falling from the tree outside.
Miyu: You are such a cheapskate.
Melissa: So? Review onegai and have a nice day! ^_^V Ja minna!
