I appreciate all your reviews (this sounds REALLY old, but I'm running out of ways to say thanks). Anyways I'm now going to answer some of your reviews. Okay Wolf Runner I know that Popeye thing was lame, but catch phrases are really hard to think of, especially about vegetables and two purple and green engines of doom. Why sleep on top of Eva1? Well this is my answer. #1 Its preety wide so I doubt you can roll of it (not trying to that is). #2 Anyone who tries and wake her up will be promptly faced with the wrath of Yui. #3 She was desperate. To Da Mazoku Puchuu: what the hell is the 'pimp hand'? Yes, Hououza, Shinji should be back in this chapter. And the angels will come back once again Dark-Titan, but in a way you might not expect ;). Anyways I have decided to cancel the last competition (the suprise one), but if you guys really want it, I will give it to you.

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Disclaimer: look... you don't get it do you? Look at chapter one or I'll send Alphones to hunt you down! *plastic model falls on the ground*...oops. (Alphones is the name I gave to my model, since I don't like the original name, which was Gouf or something...)

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"Soooo, Shana got your prize yet?" asked Asuka as inocent as possible... a little too innocent.

"No Asuka, so quit asking me. Doc said it should be in my mailbox tomorrow," said Shana as she turned away from Asuka in the car hoping to catch some 'z's. This was short lived as Misato opened the door and popped in.

"Hey kids put on your seatbelt, cause there's hardly anyone on the road tonight and I wanna go over two hundred." Shana and Asuka's facefaulted in horror and suddenly tried to take of their seatbelts and run from the four wheeled coffin. However Misato pressed a putton and all the door became locked. "YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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Rei Ayanami, the blue haired enigma was walking down the road with a list on her hand tittled, 'Ways to kill Katsuragi.' She read through all the possible ways to kill the back-stabbing major and crossed out the ones that won't work.

'Hmmm, food poisoning? Nah! Her cooking was already listed as level nine bio-hazards in forty eight countrys.' As Rei crossed out the next one, Rei procceded onwards to read the next option, 'Bombing? Nope! If she survived the second impact and Eva-03's activation not to mention that N2 mine, I doubt a little TNT would do anything.' This option was crossed out. 'Car accident-' Her thoughts were interrupted when a loud engine from a certain blue car came barralling down the road, safely over two hundred kilometres per hour. A faint "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo," was heard from the car, but only for a moment, because of the car's high speed. Rei blinked and stood still for a second before crossing out the option.

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Misato's car reached its destination in a record time, while breaking all the traffic laws and a few rules of physics. Leaving the wreakage of the car Asuka and Shana supported each other up to the apartment. Misato who was unaware of the condition of her charges skipped merrily to the elevator. 'That was SO cool, got to do it more often,' noted the major in her mind.

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Asuka and Shana finally got into their apartment and sat down on the chairs while trying not to throw up. "Like I've said before. If we manage to fit the angels in Misato's car while she's driving, everything would be a lot more simple," said Asuka as she got up to get a glass of water to clear her dizziness. Shana's face suddenly turned greener if possible and ran into the bathroom to throw up... while poor Pen Pen was in there taking a bath.

"Waaaaaaaarraaaaaaaaah! Ah I feel sick... oh sorry Pen Pen, didn't see you."

"Wark," was the reply of the undignant (and smelly) penguin.

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Yui was just finishing to some 'alterations' to tomorrow's experiment to change Shinji back. Eva-02 and 00 came into her cage holding a mat. "Hey Yui, want to play twister?" asked the red giant.

"Sorry Kyoko, got work to do," replied Yui. Eva-02 looked over Eva-01's shoulder to see what she was writing. Two minutes later roaring laughter erupted from the Eva cages.

"Curiousity killed the cat, Kyoko," said Eva-00. There was silence for three whole seconds before laughter once again filled the cages. (if you are REALLY bright, you might know what will happen)

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"Tomorrow will be your last day to be a girl right?" asked Asuka in her too sweet voice again.

'If she keeps that sweet voice thing up, I'm going to need an insulin injection,' thought Shana darkly as she tried (without success) to get some sleep. "Yea, hopfully," replied Shana as she tried to catch some sleep by ignoring the red-head. Just then a truly wicked grin appeared on Asuka's face.

'Oh crap I don't want to die,' was the thought that ran through Shana's head at that moment.

Asuka grinned a truly evil grin and grabbed hold of Shana's wrist before she could escape. "Lets make that day count," was all Asuka said while dragging (an unwilling) Shana into her room.

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Dr Akagi was walking into Eva-01's lair to pick up the 'alterations' for Shana/Shinji's procedure for tomorrow. Looking into the room was the full sized figure of Eva-01 standing in all her glory in the middle of the cage. Walking a little closer, but not too close, Dr Akagi said, "Yui I'm here to pick up the modifications." Looking up, Ritsu noticed that the Eva didn't even moved an inch. After a long five minutes Ritsuko wearily walked up to the Eva and prodded it with her pen. Unexpectedly the pen went through the eva, creating a hole in the Eva feet. Terrified, Ritsuko watched as Eva-01 literally deflated and ended up like a pile of rubber on the ground. Walking closer to examine it she saw the words, '1/1 scale decoy'. Ritsuko exhaled a sigh of relief, since she would now wouldn't have to explain what happened to Eva-01 and most importantly Yui to Gendo. 'But where is she?' thought the fake blonde. As if someone heard her, a note floated down in front of her. 'Gone out to get some parts for the experiment, you should receive the modifications.' Rising an eye brow she looked around and sure enough no paper was insight. A faint whistling noise was heard by the doctor as she finished to look around the room. Concentrating on the sound she relised that it was getting louder and louder. Looking up the horrified scientist only had enough time to proccess the information before a huge stack of writing fell onto her.

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Touji and Kensuke were sitting around a desk chatting to each other as any other day before school. They discussed matters that they usually chat about, school, Eva, teasing Shinji (if he is there) and most importantly girls. "Hey Kensuke, you know that Shana girl she is a real babe eh?" said Touji as he went over dramatic with his hands.

"She sure is, I recon she is way better that that hellspawn, physically and mentally," added Kensuke. "But I'm not sure about something. Haven't you relised she looked WAY too much like Shinji and Rei?" said Kensuke in a hushed voice.

"You are right! that is weird... speaking of Shinji have you heard of him lately? I'm growing concerned that Asuka might have done him in." Both boys bowed their head for a moment of silence as if he was really killed.

"Well anyways, remember those photos of Asuka I sold?" Touji nodded, he remembered Kensuke raised enough money to buy a new camera.

"Yea what about it?" said Touji in a hushed voice, so other people won't hear, mainly Hikari aka class rep. To answer his question Kensuke brought a even newer (and from the looks of it more expensive) camera.

"I got even more money, selling her picture," said Kensuke with a happy grin. Rumaging in his bag once more he brought out his (slightly) older camera and chucked it at Touji, who caught it easily with one hand. "You can have mine, since you helped out last time." Touji smiled at his friend confused at whether he is gratified or offended.

The door suddenly snapped open revealing Asuka and a VERY stunning Shana. Shana's hair was combed and pinned to make it look a little more organised, but ran along the lines of Yui's original hairstyle. Light make up was used on her face, along with eye liners making her blue eyes stand out even more. Asuka stood behind Shana with her hands on her hips proudly as she looked around the classroom's respones at her latest handywork. All the male student were drooling at an impossible rate, while their mind was liquified to a state simular to LCL. 'Yep perverted as usual,' thought Asuka. Walking into the room Shana caught sight of Kensuke and the new camera along with his (slightly) older one. Shana knew very well how he made the money to buy such an expensive piece of equipment and judging from the look in his eyes, Shana knew very well how he raised enough money to buy his newer (and more expensive) replacement. Narrowing her eyes she went up to Asuka and Hikari.

"Ok Asuka and Hikari, listen up..."

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Slayer: you know the plan right?

Enforcer: sure do! I can't belief Kensuke and Touji will stoop so low

Red Warrior: I told you they were perverts! But nooooooooo! everyone thought I was lying!

Slayer: ^_^;

Enforcer: ^_^;

After Hikari's last comment on the chat room the bell rang signaling the start of lunch time. Most student moved out of the room, however Kensuke and Touji stayed in their, 'sniper's nest' as Kensuke dubbed it. Strangly enough Asuka, Hikari and Shana stayed with them. Even stranger still Hikari approached the 'idiot duo' with a jar in her hand. "Want a cookie?" asked Hikari in such a way that both males almost fainted.

Touji was just about to put his hand in the jar when Kensuke intercepted it. "How do we know that the devil didn't put something in there?" asked Kensuke who narrowed his eyes.

Hikari pretended to look hurt and said, "I thought you trusted me." Hikari now looked so sad and heartbroken that Touji (who has a HUGE crush on her) had to put his hand in.

"Holy shit Touji what are you doing?" shouted Kensuke. Asuka saw what happened in the side lines and moved in for the kill. "Did anything bite you? Is there acid? Snake?" asked the four eyed otaku. Touji shook his head. However when Touji procceded to take his hands out, he found out much to his dismay, that he can't.

" Try releasing the cookie stooge," sneering Asuka. Touji shook the jar at her in anger. Just then Asuka moved her hand and the jar impacted on Touji's face.

"What did you do that for?!" shouted the jock. Seeing that the object of his affection there, he managed to control his anger.

"Couldn't help it stooge," said Asuka while shrugging. After thirty seconds later as Touji still unsuccessfully tried to take off the offending object, Asuka spoke up, "Hey is that small writing I see on the jar?" while pointing at the jar. Being a little thick, Touji moved the jar closer to his head and Asuka once again slammed it into his skull. Unable to take anymore of this Touji walked angrily towards Asuka, who stood at the same spot calmly. Touji stopped however when Hikari gave him a disapproving look. "Does this smell like chocolate to you?" Unable to resist the urge of food, especially the sweet taste of chocolate, Touji moved the jar once again in front of his face (you can see Kensuke smaking his head at his friend's stupidity in the background). A loud 'smack!' was heard throughout the corridors.

"Quit doing that!" shouted the angry jock who now has the shape of the jar imprinted into his face.

"Get smarter" shouted the red-head.

"Gotcha!" exclaimed Shana as she took out the photos covertly from Kensuke's bag.

"Care to explain?" said Asuka and Shana as they tapped their foot on the ground.

"And I also have it on video too,'' said Hikari who appeared out of nowhere with a cam corder.

(their punishment will be revealed next chapter ;))

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Asuka, Misato and Rei cautiously entered Shinji's (yes he's back now and check out what I have in stall for him;)) room. Miasto, having seen his 'alterations' couldn't belief her eyes at first, but after hearing Yui's side of the arguement, she also found it quiet amusing. Asuka and Rei has already seen him already off course and even though they found it weird and twisted at first, they also found it quite funny, especially now that Shinji is back to being Asuka's slave for a week. Shinji;s mumbling interrupted their thoughts and the three females rushed to Shinji's side. "Where am I?" asked Shinji in a weak and hoarse voice.

"You are in the recovery room Shinji," answered Misato. "Look Shinji, something has happened. You want the good news first or the bad news first?"

"Good," said Shinji who was too tired to worry about the bad news.

Misato walked out the door and moments later she brought in Shana who was stepping into the room shyly. "It seemed that when you were being changed back, another body formed in the entry plug. Ristuko haven't made any statements yet." Shinji looked at his double with unblicking eyes, while Shana was nervous, because of Shinji's gaze.

"So how did father take it?" asked Shinji.

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Only five minutes after the test, Gendo entered the Pribnow Box. "How did it go?" asked Gendo in his normal flat voice. Looking around Gendo could feel that the technicians and scientists were quite amused, but being Gendo he ignored it.

"Go to the cages and see for youself," was the curt reply from the blonde. Gendo turned on his heels and walked towards the Eva's cage. A few moments later a loud suprised shout was heard soon followed by the sound of a body hitting the floor.

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"I believed that the last words Gendo heard before fainting was, 'congratulations, you have a a healthy baby girl' from Yui," said Misato with an amused expression on her face. "Plus I got it on tape," added Misato with a wink. Shinji smiled at Misato, Shinji was looking forward to seeing the tape. Looking back to Shana he noticed that she too has a small smile on her face.

"I guess you're my sister, right?" asked Shinji. Shana nodded. Shinji smiled, "Welcome to the family." Shana smiled a large bright smile. "So, what is the bad news?" asked Shinji who now was facing Misato.

"Well-" Shinji found his bed uncomfortable, because something was crushed on his back and when he pulled it...

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR," shouted Shinji loud enough for the whole city to hear.

"Maybe you should just lookin the mirror. It will probably explain things better," said Misato. Shinji stood up tenderly and walked up towards the mirror. In the mirror was #1 a shocked Shinji #2 a feline like tail #3 a pair of cute cat ears. Shock was an understatement as Shinji observed his 'alterations'. Unfortunatly Ritsuko chose to enter room at this moment...

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Yay! Me done! Sorry about the long update, but I'm going to make it up to you by writing a Christmas special! Just a normal note is that the only changes were only a pair of cat ears and a cat tail NOTHING more! No super powers (except AT field and regeration thanks to Eva-01), just imagine Shinji with cat ears on his head (cat ears ain't that hard, because of the neural connectors...) and a tail! Anyways please review.