I decided to write a final chapter which would be like a closing, "to-be-continued" type of thing. Although I don't know what kind of atmosphere Right Thurr is gonna set...but hey, if they play it at all my school dances, it's an awesome song!
A woman in a grey suit walks out. She has black hair pulled back in a bun, which is held in place by a chopstick. Under the stupd jacket, she's wearing a white blouse, and a grey skirt. Her eyes are closed. She looks up and opens her eyes. Then she tears off the stupid suit and resumes her normal clothes.
Rose-"Surprise! Bet you didn't expect this, did you? Not so long after I ended the story!"
She sighed.
Rose-"It's been over 3 months since I first started this fanfic. It doesn't seem like a long time, but this story is like a child to me. I've been inspired by some cool authors, but most especially my friend/favorite ff.net author, Evilmini86! I just hope he doesn't kill me for throwing him in here..."
Evilmini walks out and pounds me on the head.
Evilmini-"Whaddya mean, throw me in?? I'm an important element of your writing career!"
(Okay, so he doesn't really act like that. I just needed to throw in some element of comedy.)
Rose-"Okaaay...anyway, let's bring out our lovely cast of characters! All our dear friends! Except for Kairi."
Everyone walks out. Just 'cause I feel like wasting space, I'm gonna list each and every one that had a part in this story. Kinda like a graduation thing. I'll even give 'em awards! Golden shiny things in the shape of a papou fruit that say "I survived this goddamn story!"
Sora!
Riku!
Kairi!
Tidus!
Wakka!
Selphie!
Tommy Vercetti!
Bill!
All those miscelaneous bikers!
The teenagers that offered to be extras and make out on the beach!
Other Sora!
Other Riku!
Other Kairi!
The Mystical Narratoring Voice! (MNV)
Ashley!
Anastasia!
Lucied! (How is a wolf supposed to carry a trophy...)
Harry Potter!
Legolas!
Yuffie!
The dimension police!
That blonde guy Eric!
Rose-"And of course, myself! I had to travel with them forever...Oh, and I'm sorry about the screw-up at the end of the last chapter with the asterisks! It was supposed to spell out "THE", but I guess ff.net screwed it up..."
Sora-"Wow, small cast of characters."
Riku-"Ya know, I was expecting more."
Rose-"You're right, I forgot a few people."
Angel Gabriel!
God!
The kid who killed the leader of society!
The lady at the counter!
The rioters!
The guards!
The demon who caused the fire!
Sora's shadow!
The waitress at the pizza shack!
The power hungry judge!
Police guy 1!
Police guy 2!
Rose-"I don't care about anyone else dammit! I'm outta trophies! Besides, 67 is a lot! And don't bother counting, I just came up with random numbers for the rioters, guards, teenagers, and the bikers.) And now, we have interviews with some of the people from other dimensions! Well, they'll just put in a few words."
The scene changes from a stage to a small room with a stool and a black screen behind it. Harry Potter is sitting in the stool.
Harry-"It was...awful. That weird light popped up, and at first I just thought it was Draco Malfoy again, but then it spoke and ruined my concentration. I lost the match...and Hermione broke up with me!"
He bursts into sobs, and the scene switches over to Ashley, Anastasia, and Lucied on the floor of a different room.
Ashley-"Well, it was really interesting meeting the MVN. I got to wake up from that damn coma I was stuck in."
Anastasia-"Yeah, she was very polite. Assuming it's a girl."
Lucied howled in agreement.
Once again, the scene switched to Legolas.
Legolas-"It was stupid. We would have won the damn battle anyway. It didn't help that that stupid light had to interfere. Look at this scar I got from her interference!"
He pulled up his shirt, showing a huge line across his chest. All the girls screamed when he did so, and he looked puzzled.
Legolas-"Always knew I was the hottest elf here."
It switched back to the stage again.
Rose-"Well, they didn't seem very happy about our narrating voice bothering them..."
MNV-"*sniff* I feel so hated..."
Riku-"You're still a cute light."
Kairi-"*smack* We have children!"
Riku-"Oh, don't try to tell me that you don't go around lookinig at other men! What about last night when you were watching Titanic? We know you only watched it because of Leonardo Dicaprio!"
Kairi-"It's a chick flick! Every girl loves it!"
Riku-"Surrre..."
Rose-"Enough of the married couple fighting! MNV only has 15 minutes left then she's back to school."
Yuffie-"I had such a small part..."
Demon-"I wasn't even in it! I was just mentioned a bunch!"
Rose-"Oops my bad. I meant to like...put you in a chapter, but never got around to it."
Demon-"Damn you!"
Rose-"Anyway, we've wasted time. BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!!!!!!! Ok I just wasted a bunch of time. But I'm sick of typing for now. So that's our goodbye party. But you'll see us back again! Well, you have already. But anyway, see ya!
A woman in a grey suit walks out. She has black hair pulled back in a bun, which is held in place by a chopstick. Under the stupd jacket, she's wearing a white blouse, and a grey skirt. Her eyes are closed. She looks up and opens her eyes. Then she tears off the stupid suit and resumes her normal clothes.
Rose-"Surprise! Bet you didn't expect this, did you? Not so long after I ended the story!"
She sighed.
Rose-"It's been over 3 months since I first started this fanfic. It doesn't seem like a long time, but this story is like a child to me. I've been inspired by some cool authors, but most especially my friend/favorite ff.net author, Evilmini86! I just hope he doesn't kill me for throwing him in here..."
Evilmini walks out and pounds me on the head.
Evilmini-"Whaddya mean, throw me in?? I'm an important element of your writing career!"
(Okay, so he doesn't really act like that. I just needed to throw in some element of comedy.)
Rose-"Okaaay...anyway, let's bring out our lovely cast of characters! All our dear friends! Except for Kairi."
Everyone walks out. Just 'cause I feel like wasting space, I'm gonna list each and every one that had a part in this story. Kinda like a graduation thing. I'll even give 'em awards! Golden shiny things in the shape of a papou fruit that say "I survived this goddamn story!"
Sora!
Riku!
Kairi!
Tidus!
Wakka!
Selphie!
Tommy Vercetti!
Bill!
All those miscelaneous bikers!
The teenagers that offered to be extras and make out on the beach!
Other Sora!
Other Riku!
Other Kairi!
The Mystical Narratoring Voice! (MNV)
Ashley!
Anastasia!
Lucied! (How is a wolf supposed to carry a trophy...)
Harry Potter!
Legolas!
Yuffie!
The dimension police!
That blonde guy Eric!
Rose-"And of course, myself! I had to travel with them forever...Oh, and I'm sorry about the screw-up at the end of the last chapter with the asterisks! It was supposed to spell out "THE", but I guess ff.net screwed it up..."
Sora-"Wow, small cast of characters."
Riku-"Ya know, I was expecting more."
Rose-"You're right, I forgot a few people."
Angel Gabriel!
God!
The kid who killed the leader of society!
The lady at the counter!
The rioters!
The guards!
The demon who caused the fire!
Sora's shadow!
The waitress at the pizza shack!
The power hungry judge!
Police guy 1!
Police guy 2!
Rose-"I don't care about anyone else dammit! I'm outta trophies! Besides, 67 is a lot! And don't bother counting, I just came up with random numbers for the rioters, guards, teenagers, and the bikers.) And now, we have interviews with some of the people from other dimensions! Well, they'll just put in a few words."
The scene changes from a stage to a small room with a stool and a black screen behind it. Harry Potter is sitting in the stool.
Harry-"It was...awful. That weird light popped up, and at first I just thought it was Draco Malfoy again, but then it spoke and ruined my concentration. I lost the match...and Hermione broke up with me!"
He bursts into sobs, and the scene switches over to Ashley, Anastasia, and Lucied on the floor of a different room.
Ashley-"Well, it was really interesting meeting the MVN. I got to wake up from that damn coma I was stuck in."
Anastasia-"Yeah, she was very polite. Assuming it's a girl."
Lucied howled in agreement.
Once again, the scene switched to Legolas.
Legolas-"It was stupid. We would have won the damn battle anyway. It didn't help that that stupid light had to interfere. Look at this scar I got from her interference!"
He pulled up his shirt, showing a huge line across his chest. All the girls screamed when he did so, and he looked puzzled.
Legolas-"Always knew I was the hottest elf here."
It switched back to the stage again.
Rose-"Well, they didn't seem very happy about our narrating voice bothering them..."
MNV-"*sniff* I feel so hated..."
Riku-"You're still a cute light."
Kairi-"*smack* We have children!"
Riku-"Oh, don't try to tell me that you don't go around lookinig at other men! What about last night when you were watching Titanic? We know you only watched it because of Leonardo Dicaprio!"
Kairi-"It's a chick flick! Every girl loves it!"
Riku-"Surrre..."
Rose-"Enough of the married couple fighting! MNV only has 15 minutes left then she's back to school."
Yuffie-"I had such a small part..."
Demon-"I wasn't even in it! I was just mentioned a bunch!"
Rose-"Oops my bad. I meant to like...put you in a chapter, but never got around to it."
Demon-"Damn you!"
Rose-"Anyway, we've wasted time. BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!!!!!!! Ok I just wasted a bunch of time. But I'm sick of typing for now. So that's our goodbye party. But you'll see us back again! Well, you have already. But anyway, see ya!
