The New Smasher... chapter two.

"Well, well. It's a new person. Some fool that wants to join the Smashers team," said Master Hand, folding his fingers.

"Yes sir, I am a fool," I said sarcasticly.

"Very well, you have to defeat five wire-frame fighters. If you defeat them all, you will join the team. Otherwise, you will be dejected, and you will not be able to join for a year," explained Master Hand.

"Alright- hey, what the-" I mumbled, being transported through another dimension gate. Now this was wierd! Finnaly, I managed to make it to Battlefield.

"Zornor: Multiman Melee on stage Battlefield. 3, 2, 1, go!" said a speaker. Suddenly, three female wire-frames and two male ones appeared in white light. I stood ground in a fighting pose. They all started to come towards me. I thought "ACROSS-A BIG." I automaticlly forced a powerful punch into two wireframes.

"Easy!" I said, thinking UP-B. I sorta upper-cutted the nearest one. Then I thought DOWN-B and stunned the remaining two. While the defenseless wireframes were trying to get concious, I thought "ACROSS-B" and they both went flying off. Suddenly, I was through a teleport again.

"Great smashing, Zornor," said Link, who was watching before.

"Hey Link. Did I make it in then?" I asked.

"Nope, that's just the tryout. You might make it, if you defeat another smasher. And that comes very soon."

"Oh... right," I said, wiping my forehead.

"Hey, are you hungry?"

"Nah, I ate in my home-town. But, if your leading me to the cafeteria, sure, I'm kinda thirsty."

"Ok," he agreed, leading me to the cafe. When we got there, it looked like the one in the Simpsons, except cleaner. And there was better food, too. I examined the food. There were mushrooms, bottles of milk, sandwiches, tropical fruits, lots of stuff from Nintendo games.

"Hmmmm... maybe a few mushrooms... a bit of pineapple and a bottle of milk."

"It's a good idea to pick food from your game. But, you don't have to. It gives you more energy in the game."

"I never noticed anything different when I was playing the game outside the world."

"You're from the outside world?! How did you get those powers then?" asked Link, staring in surprise.

"Well, I started writing at... hmmm... about 21st of December 2002. And, I guess I never thought B-UP or anything in my life... unless it only occours in this game."

"Well, no wonder. It only happens to us too, but we're always in a game, so there," replied Link with a wink.

"Yeh... hey, how about we sit next to Mario?"

"Sure."

"Hey Mario! Remember me interviewing you?" I called out, drawing his attention.

"Oh yeah, when Bowser's forces attacked for studio?" he laughed.

"And you were wishing you could upper-cut him like a boxer... but you can't do that, you star in children's games!"

"Heh-heh... yeh."

"So... your next match is tommorow... no worries :-)" said Link. "Usually I get there late."

"Ok, do I return to the real world?" I asked.

"Nope... not until the holidays. By the way, the SSB scientists have to clone your DNA for the next SSB game. I reckon they should call it "Team Tackle ^_^" suggested Link.

"Nah, that sounds unco-ordinated. I can't thnk of anything, but that stills sounds unco," I said, chewing on a bit of pineapple.

"How about... Free for All? It's simple, and it fits in."

"Hmmm... how about Use Map Settings ^_^" I said, thinking of Starcraft.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? was the expresion on their faces.

"Oh... ummm... it's another game." I said, putting some mushrooms in my mouth.

"Oh yeah... right..." said Mario and Link, eating their food again. There was a small amount of silence, when Link said, "Sooo, do you want to train for the new game? It shouldn't be long... maybe several months..."

"(((((((((((((((((((((O___O)))))))))))))))))))) Ruh-r-r-r-ruh-really?" I said, staring in full surprise at Link. My mood was 75% surprise and 25% worried.

"Hmmmmmm... I'll tell you in the next chapter... can you hold the suspense?" said Link, because I whispered it in his ear to say so.

Anyway, thanks for reading this fic, and good luck to crappy reviewers. Coz I'll flame you back.