I shall annihilate all flamers. My feet are warm enough. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Oh no, that'll be too long! I have to get back to Earth!" I said, holding my face in my hands.

"You're from the same game as Ness?" Link asked.

"Nah, it's just another planet called Earth," I answered, taking my face off my palms. I walked slowly out of the room, looking for the sleeping parts. On the way, I saw a normal-looking human.

"Hey, who are you?" I asked.

"I am Phoodooman."

"Hey! Aren't you an author on FanFiction.net?"

"Yeh, I was playing Nintendo Gamecube, and I got really hungry. So I went to the kitchen to make a sandwich, and ate it."

"That's exactly what happened to me!"

"Yeh, so I guess that you know the rest of the story."

"Ah-ha! So, can I play a training match with you?"

"Yeh, sure. I want to see someone's advantages," Phoodooman said, leading me to an arena area.

"Ok, Phoodoo, how bout Corneria?"

"Sounds great!" Phoodoo said.

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"Ok, watch this!" said Phoodoo, pulling out a staff.

"Heh heh," I said.

"Yeh, and watch this UP-B move!" he said, suddenly sticking his staff in the ground, and flying upwards.

"My UP-B move is basically the same!" I said.

"Haha, then what about ACROSS-B?" he said, throwing his staff towards the fin of the ship, and returning to Phoodoo.

"Wow, a boomerang!"

"Yeh, how about your ACROSS-B?"

"Watch this," I said, jabbing a pencil into the ship hanger.

"Hey, that's great. Does it work like a smash move?"

"Yep. And what about your B move?"

"Ok, then watch this!" he demanded. His staff suddenly turned 90 degrees, and it shot a fireball from the end of the stick.

"Yep, kinda nice. How about mine?" I said. A pile of papers appeared in front of me, and after I said "Jump!", the papers started blowing in front of me.

"Hmmmm... it seems that your special moves are based on writing. How about your last one?" he asked, tapping his chin.

"Ok, get another player down here, and I will show you how this works," I said. A clone of Phoodoo came down from the sky, and I went up to it, and thought DOWN-B. Just then, the clone went all dizzy. I thought ACROSS-B, and the clone went flying!

"Wow, I'll show you mine!" Phoodoo said. He stuck his staff into the ground and suddenly, a firewall appeared in front of him.

"Cool, let's get some sleep. According to my watch, it's already 11:20!

"Good idea. Let's get some sleep."

6 months later...

I stabbed my pencil into Ganondorf. He went flying off the stage, and I had won that stock match. I walked out the door, and saw Phoodooman there.

"Hey man, how's it going?" I asked.

"Oh all fine... ever since I defeated Roy the 2nd time, I've became more confident."

"Yeh, and the easiest doesn't seem to be Jigglypuff... when my brother and I used to play, he would always do that annoying B move! Now she's got the habbit of doing that..." I said, slapping my forehead.

"Heh heh, my hardest is Marth. I'm not very good against speedy characters."

"Me too... hey, noticed it's only one month from now till the new Super Smash Brothers is released?" I said, looking at my watch.

"Uh-huh."

"Well, I'm going back to my room. C'ya!"

"Bye!"

I went back to my room and sighed. I could not see my family until the new game comes out. I could only talk to them. I lifted up the phone speaker.

*Please dial 1 if you're in section A. If you're in B, dial 2. If you're in C, dial 3,* said the auto-thingy. I dialed 3. *If your in Room 1, press one. And excetra.* I pressed 3. *You are Zornor. Forwarding phone to Earth... If you want your phone to be forwarded to the location pernamently, press 1. To ignore, press 2.* I dialed 1. I dialed my phone number. I managed to get onto my brother, and told him to buy the new Super Smash Brothers. He said ok, and hung up. A month later... I walked into the announcement hall. Master Hand was one the stage, along with some charecters from different games.

"Settle down, people. And Pokemon. Super Smash Brothers-" started Master Hand. I was hearing heartbeats in my head, waiting for the last word of the title..."-Use Map Settings!"

The whole assembly, except for the people on stage, were all like this: (O__O).

"I demand you stop stealing from our game!" said an SCV, coming into the room, and going out again. (A/N BTW, SCVs are from Starcraft.)

"Hang on a minute, this is the wrong palm card! I demand getting the real palm card!" said Master Hand, waving his fingers in a angry gesture.

"I got them on the card for you!" said Mario, snickering in laughter.

"O.o Ok..." I said. It was over 7 months since I said that last.

"And the real part is... Battle Deluxe!" announced Master Hand. "And what I was also going to say, is that it's being released today, in one minute! To be precise... (O_O) (gesturing with fingers) IN TEN SECONDS!!"

The audience started counting down... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... RELEASED!!

(((What will happen? Find out, on the next episode. Thanks to Crayola for letting me advertise on their crayons.((()

A/N I couldn't submit this for a week, since FanFiction.net locked my account for a while, for the Simpsons Bloopers thing. I can't blame them of course, it was breaking a rule anyway.