Ok guys, heres chapter five. Secret characters will appear throughout the
story... they're just authors later wanting to join!
Here's messages to the people so far...
Slywolf - Nice stuff! Uh, I checked the appearance... pretty cool... right... whatever.
DarkMagnus - Next time please write a longer review?
Jordiscy - Well... you don't see many female fighters in the game, do you? ^_^ Try to get that train back, will you? O.o
Oh yeah... to all of you, press enter twice to make a paragraph in your reviews :P and STOP USING 'rnrn'!! I don't even know what it means, unless I'm supposed to look at the review in the actual site! (Get on with that dang thing, Microsoft (((O_O))) )
::few seconds later:: (nice action thing Jordiscy!! :P O.o)
Well, yeah... I noticed that Hotmail doesn't put spaces between their received e-mails. But it's really cool other than that... enough blabbering, let's get on with the story, guys!
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One day there was an insane person... he was called Zornor! (real name Jack, but use Zornor!!)
He was playing SSBM, which is great.
Then he got a sandwich, which is great.
Then he was sucked into the SSBM world, which is great.
Then he lots of Nintendo characters and authors on FF.net, which is great.
And now he can't spell characters so he has to use Microsoft Word, which is great.
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"YEH!!! AWESOME!!! SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BATTLE DELUXE IS *OUT*!!!" I celebrated, along with lot's of Nintendo characters.
But then something weird happened. More authors appeared onto the stage!
Everyone froze, as they looked at the new guests.
"Wh-where am I?" said a female person.
"This is strange..." said someone who looked like Captain Falcon... sort of.
"Uh... ok... O.o" said someone else who looked like Marth.
"...who are they?" asked Mario.
"I think they're authors on FanFiction.net," I suggested, getting out of the trance.
"More writers?" sighed Luigi.
"Uh, yeh! We're all authors! I'm Jordiscy..." said the girl.
"...I'm DarkMagnus..." said the Marth-esque.
"...and I'm Slywolf!" said the Captain Falcon mimic.
"Hey, I saw that in the script!!" said Slywolf.
Author Zornor: Well, sorry!!! ::continues writing something else::
I looked at myself... um... which is almost impossible without a mirror! (Or something else slightly reflective.)
"So... what do you guys want to do while you're here?" I asked them.
"I ate a sandwich before I got here!" they all said.
"***BEEP***ing hell, why does everyone need to eat a sandwich around here?" demanded Phoodooman, finally showing some sign of presence.
"I dunno, Phoodoo, but lucky my twin put on the censor!" I said, referring to Author Zornor.
Author Zornor: Don't involve me in my own story!
"Ok, well, anyway, let's see if you have any moves, you guys!" I requested.
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"Master Hand, if I may ask, we need 5 people on one stage!"
"With 5 people on 1 stage, the arena could be destroyed! *I FORBID IT*!!
"Ahh, screw you!! I said. "Come here, guys!"
The rest of the authors came through the door reluctantly.
"Ok, if you can't stop being a stupid ***BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP***-chy di- ***BEEP***, I'll put your thumb in a blender!" I threatened.
Author Zornor: Good lord, the 'beeps' don't last that long! Stop using big phrases!
So Master Hand lead us to the new arena, the Original Mario Brothers thingy.
"Ok, now that you're all here, there's only one condition: you all get no more than 5 stock!" said Master Hand.
"Oh, well that's good enough!" said Jordiscy.
"I suppose so..." said Slywolf.
"Well... uh, have fun!" murmured Master Hand.
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"Let's see your moves first, Jordiscy!" Phoodooman requested.
"Sure!"
The elven author raised her hands into the air. Her hands glowed green, but then she brought them down and thorns came from her hands at high speeds. They were just about to hit DarkMagnus, but fortunately he moved before they made contact with his body.
"That's the -B move," said Jordiscy.
"What about all the others?" DarkMagnus said, in relief that he wasn't struck by the thorns.
"Here they all are!" said Jordiscy.
For the Up B move, she jumped, swang her sword somehow vertically in a 360 and then landed again.
"Ok..." I said with a O.O .
So Jordiscy showed off her B move, just a powerful punch, placing the person into a temporary weed. Being 'oh I don't wanna volunteer for that', I had to volunteer to take the pain of punches and thorny weeds. (and no, they are *NOT* horny!)
So, anyway, she did her Down B move, which is very powerful. Again, I had to 'volunteer', and... well... here's what happens. She rolls under the persons feet, then pinches them on the shoulder, making them unconscious, like my move.
"Well, that's all for Jordiscy!" SlyWolf said.
"How about your moves?" said DarkMagnus.
!!!CRASH!!! The sirens went off, and as if a shockwave hit us, we were racing out the exit and went straight to where the sound came from.
"I hate it when I get interrupted..." mumbled SlyWolf
We saw Koopa Troopas and other various creatures with hands putting up plastic, yellow ribbons saying 'Do not come through - Safety Force'.
"What's this all about?" I asked Bowser.
"Non-Nintendo characters are invading the building. All Smashers are to get to positions!" asked Master Hand, thinking I was asking him.
So I was told where to go, and I went there... protecting the back door with Dark Magnus. It was the most pathetic position, but at least I had some company.
"So, umm, do you think that someone will actually come in here?" asked DarkMagnus.
"Very unlikely..." I mumbled.
But that chance seemed to get higher as Pacman came into sight.
"(((((((O_O))))))) Uh... hi Pacman!" I said.
But the only thing Pacman replied with was an attempt to hit DarkMagnus, on the other side of the door.
Well, you've seen-
Author Zornor: *READ*!!!
... ... ... ... ...Well, you've read DarkMagnus escape Jordiscy's thorn blow, but even a pat ball like Pacman exceeded the speed of those buggers.
So, you can tell that DarkMagnus was tackled by Pacman.
"Stop humping me, you idiot!" said DarkMagnus.
But Pacman just continued to stomp on DarkMagnus.
"Alright, that's it you yellow ***BEEP***, it's time to die!!" said DarkMagnus. Continually doing A moves, he beat the heck out of Pacman. Suddenly, like a popped beachball, Pacman was lying flat on the ground.
I picked up Pacman and threw him quite far compared to how far I usually throw.
"Nice throw," said DarkMagnus.
"Why thank you O.o" I said.
Suddenly I could somehow hear Master Hand.
"Zornor? DarkMagnus?" said the voice of Master Hand.
"Yes?" We both said, knowing not to question at a time like this.
"We need urgent help at the front gate..."
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So there I was, fighting these enemies, most I'd never seen before.
I got to see DarkMagnus's and Slywolf's moves in this occasion.
Against an alien from 'Space Invaders', Slywolf dodged one of his pixilated beams and then threw daggers at the alien. The alien didn't die, but saw the last seconds of it's streak of consciousness when Slywolf took off his sunglasses and glared at the creature. The creature seemed to get electrified, then fell to the ground.
He performed his other moves on a rebelled Koopa Troopa. Slywolf dodged it's attack by leaping and then being surrounded by an aura that reassembled a wolf. Then suddenly the Koopa Troopa suddenly moved slowly towards Slywolf. Suddenly, as if weakly hypnotised, it bent it's neck back and smashed it's head on it's shell. This made it stunned.
When I turned to see DarkMagnus... would you believe it, he was out! I stunned a few creatures before getting over to Magnus.
Author Zornor: ::in author's note:: One question... can I call you Magnus, Dark Magnus?
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Ah shit... it's about time I have to get off the computer -_-.
Thanks for reading, and please join soon ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ O.o .
Here's messages to the people so far...
Slywolf - Nice stuff! Uh, I checked the appearance... pretty cool... right... whatever.
DarkMagnus - Next time please write a longer review?
Jordiscy - Well... you don't see many female fighters in the game, do you? ^_^ Try to get that train back, will you? O.o
Oh yeah... to all of you, press enter twice to make a paragraph in your reviews :P and STOP USING 'rnrn'!! I don't even know what it means, unless I'm supposed to look at the review in the actual site! (Get on with that dang thing, Microsoft (((O_O))) )
::few seconds later:: (nice action thing Jordiscy!! :P O.o)
Well, yeah... I noticed that Hotmail doesn't put spaces between their received e-mails. But it's really cool other than that... enough blabbering, let's get on with the story, guys!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
One day there was an insane person... he was called Zornor! (real name Jack, but use Zornor!!)
He was playing SSBM, which is great.
Then he got a sandwich, which is great.
Then he was sucked into the SSBM world, which is great.
Then he lots of Nintendo characters and authors on FF.net, which is great.
And now he can't spell characters so he has to use Microsoft Word, which is great.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"YEH!!! AWESOME!!! SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BATTLE DELUXE IS *OUT*!!!" I celebrated, along with lot's of Nintendo characters.
But then something weird happened. More authors appeared onto the stage!
Everyone froze, as they looked at the new guests.
"Wh-where am I?" said a female person.
"This is strange..." said someone who looked like Captain Falcon... sort of.
"Uh... ok... O.o" said someone else who looked like Marth.
"...who are they?" asked Mario.
"I think they're authors on FanFiction.net," I suggested, getting out of the trance.
"More writers?" sighed Luigi.
"Uh, yeh! We're all authors! I'm Jordiscy..." said the girl.
"...I'm DarkMagnus..." said the Marth-esque.
"...and I'm Slywolf!" said the Captain Falcon mimic.
"Hey, I saw that in the script!!" said Slywolf.
Author Zornor: Well, sorry!!! ::continues writing something else::
I looked at myself... um... which is almost impossible without a mirror! (Or something else slightly reflective.)
"So... what do you guys want to do while you're here?" I asked them.
"I ate a sandwich before I got here!" they all said.
"***BEEP***ing hell, why does everyone need to eat a sandwich around here?" demanded Phoodooman, finally showing some sign of presence.
"I dunno, Phoodoo, but lucky my twin put on the censor!" I said, referring to Author Zornor.
Author Zornor: Don't involve me in my own story!
"Ok, well, anyway, let's see if you have any moves, you guys!" I requested.
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"Master Hand, if I may ask, we need 5 people on one stage!"
"With 5 people on 1 stage, the arena could be destroyed! *I FORBID IT*!!
"Ahh, screw you!! I said. "Come here, guys!"
The rest of the authors came through the door reluctantly.
"Ok, if you can't stop being a stupid ***BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP***-chy di- ***BEEP***, I'll put your thumb in a blender!" I threatened.
Author Zornor: Good lord, the 'beeps' don't last that long! Stop using big phrases!
So Master Hand lead us to the new arena, the Original Mario Brothers thingy.
"Ok, now that you're all here, there's only one condition: you all get no more than 5 stock!" said Master Hand.
"Oh, well that's good enough!" said Jordiscy.
"I suppose so..." said Slywolf.
"Well... uh, have fun!" murmured Master Hand.
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"Let's see your moves first, Jordiscy!" Phoodooman requested.
"Sure!"
The elven author raised her hands into the air. Her hands glowed green, but then she brought them down and thorns came from her hands at high speeds. They were just about to hit DarkMagnus, but fortunately he moved before they made contact with his body.
"That's the -B move," said Jordiscy.
"What about all the others?" DarkMagnus said, in relief that he wasn't struck by the thorns.
"Here they all are!" said Jordiscy.
For the Up B move, she jumped, swang her sword somehow vertically in a 360 and then landed again.
"Ok..." I said with a O.O .
So Jordiscy showed off her B move, just a powerful punch, placing the person into a temporary weed. Being 'oh I don't wanna volunteer for that', I had to volunteer to take the pain of punches and thorny weeds. (and no, they are *NOT* horny!)
So, anyway, she did her Down B move, which is very powerful. Again, I had to 'volunteer', and... well... here's what happens. She rolls under the persons feet, then pinches them on the shoulder, making them unconscious, like my move.
"Well, that's all for Jordiscy!" SlyWolf said.
"How about your moves?" said DarkMagnus.
!!!CRASH!!! The sirens went off, and as if a shockwave hit us, we were racing out the exit and went straight to where the sound came from.
"I hate it when I get interrupted..." mumbled SlyWolf
We saw Koopa Troopas and other various creatures with hands putting up plastic, yellow ribbons saying 'Do not come through - Safety Force'.
"What's this all about?" I asked Bowser.
"Non-Nintendo characters are invading the building. All Smashers are to get to positions!" asked Master Hand, thinking I was asking him.
So I was told where to go, and I went there... protecting the back door with Dark Magnus. It was the most pathetic position, but at least I had some company.
"So, umm, do you think that someone will actually come in here?" asked DarkMagnus.
"Very unlikely..." I mumbled.
But that chance seemed to get higher as Pacman came into sight.
"(((((((O_O))))))) Uh... hi Pacman!" I said.
But the only thing Pacman replied with was an attempt to hit DarkMagnus, on the other side of the door.
Well, you've seen-
Author Zornor: *READ*!!!
... ... ... ... ...Well, you've read DarkMagnus escape Jordiscy's thorn blow, but even a pat ball like Pacman exceeded the speed of those buggers.
So, you can tell that DarkMagnus was tackled by Pacman.
"Stop humping me, you idiot!" said DarkMagnus.
But Pacman just continued to stomp on DarkMagnus.
"Alright, that's it you yellow ***BEEP***, it's time to die!!" said DarkMagnus. Continually doing A moves, he beat the heck out of Pacman. Suddenly, like a popped beachball, Pacman was lying flat on the ground.
I picked up Pacman and threw him quite far compared to how far I usually throw.
"Nice throw," said DarkMagnus.
"Why thank you O.o" I said.
Suddenly I could somehow hear Master Hand.
"Zornor? DarkMagnus?" said the voice of Master Hand.
"Yes?" We both said, knowing not to question at a time like this.
"We need urgent help at the front gate..."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
So there I was, fighting these enemies, most I'd never seen before.
I got to see DarkMagnus's and Slywolf's moves in this occasion.
Against an alien from 'Space Invaders', Slywolf dodged one of his pixilated beams and then threw daggers at the alien. The alien didn't die, but saw the last seconds of it's streak of consciousness when Slywolf took off his sunglasses and glared at the creature. The creature seemed to get electrified, then fell to the ground.
He performed his other moves on a rebelled Koopa Troopa. Slywolf dodged it's attack by leaping and then being surrounded by an aura that reassembled a wolf. Then suddenly the Koopa Troopa suddenly moved slowly towards Slywolf. Suddenly, as if weakly hypnotised, it bent it's neck back and smashed it's head on it's shell. This made it stunned.
When I turned to see DarkMagnus... would you believe it, he was out! I stunned a few creatures before getting over to Magnus.
Author Zornor: ::in author's note:: One question... can I call you Magnus, Dark Magnus?
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Ah shit... it's about time I have to get off the computer -_-.
Thanks for reading, and please join soon ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ O.o .
