Now, it's the one you've been waiting for... (for a 10 days at the most ^_^) CHAPTER 6!!!

I'm adding a few characters in... because everyone- oh, I'll tell you in the story.

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"Are you okay man!" I asked DarkMagnus (later on, Dark).

He just groaned, and weakly pointed at something behind me.

I reluctantly moved to the side, to find a Sonic clone close to punching me in the head.

"Suck on this, you... bushpig!" I said.

Now he got really offended, and somersaulted right in front of me. I would've said right under me if I hadn't kicked him right into a wall. Fortunately he became unconscious.

By now, Dark was up, and he looked like he'd never been knocked out by what I saw.

Besides all of those basic moves, his first major move was something like Roy's explosion attack... except it had a bigger radius and more powerful! He had stunned a number of enemies... most of the clones had been destroyed now.

Because they saw him as a large threat, the clone army headed towards Dark. The fastest one, another Sonic clone, was intercepted by Dark running with his sword out and hitting him on the head, concluding his short streak of consciousness.

Then a renegade goomba jumped over him, but was too slow for an Up B move. This did not stun the opponent, but he was weakly lying on the ground. So Dark just kicked him away O.o .

Then a Crash Bandicoot clone came up to him... and did his, umm, ooga-booga dance! But Dark countered this with... Counter.

So then Crash Bandicoot was still alive, but then Dark uh...

Author Zornor: ::to self:: I ran out of B moves!

Well, he just grabbed Crash and punched him in the gut, an injury he definitely deserves. So then Dark kicks him away.

Sly came along to help. Then, something weird happened. To a renegade Bowser clone, they, in synchronisation, punched him in the gut, kicked him in the face then threw them into oblivion!

Well... that was weird. But I haven't seen weird yet. Another author appeared from the sky!

Except this wasn't a human... but I could tell it was an author somehow.

"Erm... I like tuna!" said Jordiscy, also staring at the reptilian author.

"Why am I here?" said the author in a rough voice.

Master Hand walked out from the door and said: "Because you have been chosen to fight in our league, the SSB league!"

Author Zornor: ::to audience:: Whatever.

"Hmph, doesn't sound very good."

"Prepare for lots of fighting... tonnes," encouraged Master Hand.

Sorry, I forgot to mention that all of the enemies have gone away.

"Fine, I will introduce myself. My name is Balsk, a Draconian. I was a former soldier," said the author.

"Ok, Balsk, let's see you fight. Looking at your extreme strength, you will be fighting 25 fighting wire frames," demanded Master Hand.

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Balsk appeared on the stage, along with 5 fighting wire frames (FWFs).

His first move was raking in a couple of FWFs and then headbutting them off the stage. Then 4 more opponents came to him. But they were no challenge to Balsk. He grabbed them with his bronze wings and threw them upwards.

The score then was 6/25. 5 opponents were facing him now. Balsk took little damage, swiping them off stage because they were annoying him.

11/25... he just lay down and yawned when a male FWF smash punched him. Balsk just kicked it.

12/25... Balsk found another 3 trying to hurt him. He just uppercutted them individually.

15/25... all of the wire frames were whimpering at the side of the stage. Balsk tackled them, but not all of them fell off. So then he moves a few feet away, then suddenly blue flames came from his claws and made them all fall off!

22/25... only 1 brave FWF walked to him, but Balsk just smashed his claw into the ground and then the FWF went flying off the stage from a shockwave.

23/25... the remaining 2 wire-frames just jumped above Balsk. But, just to get out of the Battlefield, Balsk suddenly flew upwards really fast and hit them off the top of the stage.

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"Hmph... that was very easy!" said Balsk, walking away.

"Hang on! Hang on!" said Master Hand.

"Why should I?" shouted Balsk, still going.

"Because... you will be a really popular Smasher if you do join!" pleaded Master Hand.

"Oh, I think I will ::cough:: ::cough:: join your ::cough:: ::cough:: very good league!" said Balsk sarcastically.

"Smashers, stop him!" ordered Master Hand.

I lead the group and stood in front of Balsk.

"Look, there's no way you're going to get back to your homeworld, so just stay here, or get smashed into oblivion!" I said sternly.

There was a short pause before he replied by doing his Down B move.

"Aah!"

Everyone was caught by Master Hand.

"Smashers, stun that pest!" ordered Master Hand.

So we all did our most powerful moves. I stabbed him with a pencil, Slywolf and DarkMagnus did their 'One-Shot' move. Jordiscy did her Weed Punch. But no avail, Balsk just fell asleep.

"I-a got an idea-a!" said Mario. "*FLUDD*!!!"

Suddenly FLUDD (Super Mario Sunshine) appeared and automatically appeared in front of Mario.

"What do you want, Mario?" said FLUDD in his robot voice.

"Remember that thing you did in Zorrodude84's story?" I asked.

"???!" was all FLUDD was like.

"Oh I remember, that was FAG!" I recalled.

"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??! O.o o.O" was what everyone was like.

"::sigh:: It's a story on FanFiction.net," I finally said.

"Oh."

Suddenly, FAG appeared! (sorry Zorrodude84!)

FAG: WHY THE HELL AM I HERE?

"FAG, this isn't in script form! And there's no speaking in caps either!" I said.

"How restrictive..." said FAG, finally changing.

"Remember what you did to Petey Piranha?" I asked.

"Yes... what time?" he said.

"The 2nd time!" I said.

"Oh... not again!" said FAG.

"Go in his mouth!" I said. "Link should offer you a bomb!"

"Who's 'he'?"

"Balsk over there," I said, pointing to the reptilian creature.

"Oh."

So Link put a bomb into his squirt thingys, and then FAG equipped the Rocket Nozzle and then sped off!

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Will FAG be able to put the bomb into Balsk's mouth? Find out, on the next episode of Dragon-

Author Zornor: I only liked the Buu saga of Dragon Ball Z! ::pulls out shotgun and kills narrator:: As he was saying, will FAG be able to put the bomb into Balsk's mouth? Find out, on the next episode of ::ahem:: The New Smasher!

Also, for a note, Slywolf is right. Please don't overflood my reviews! I'll add the others later!