Guys, you'll see why Balsk is just sleeping. Soon... it will manage into
this chapter. He's *not* a super-beast!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FAG flew over to Balsk. Balsk just yawned again. FAG tried to fly in, but Balsk just crushed FAG when he attempted to go in.
Author Zornor: Crap!! ::grabs another copy of FAG and gives to Zorrodude:: There! Phew!
"There's no hope!" said Mario. "I'll see what I can do with *FLUDD*!!!"
So FLUDD appeared.
Mario tried squirting Balsk. For some reason, little bits of transparent shell came off Balsk. He started laughing. It was actually *tickling him*!!!
"Now's our chance!" yelled Phoodooman.
"Huh?" said Balsk.
Everyone got Balsk unconscious. It took everyone to carry him to Master Hand.
"Good work, Smashers. As a reward, there will be 3 new authors coming soon," said Master Hand in a calm voice.
"Yay!"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Umm, where am I?" asked Balsk, who had just woken up.
"You're in the SSB hospital. It only holds a few patients," said Master Hand.
"Oh great, I'm in the sissy hospital," mumbled Balsk.
"Not really. We've extracted a liquid from your system, enabling your shell growth."
"What!"
"It's so you aren't the winner of every match. It would be extremely unfair if you had that liquid."
"Oh... stupid glove!" Balsk shouted.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Don't think so, Phoodoo!" I taunted.
I stunned him. Then I jabbed my pencil into him.
"GAME!!" the announcer yelled.
"Nice one there, Zornor!" said Phoodoo.
"Oh, it was nothing!" I said, poking my tongue out.
"Bumhead!" He playfully punched me.
"Zornor to Final Destination!" said the speakers.
"Got to go!" I said to Phoodoo, making my way to Final Destination.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"BWAH HAH HAH- ::cough sneeze:: oh, maybe I shouldn't fight with a cold!" said Master Hand, versing me on Final Destination.
I ran to him, but he was quicker. He lay on the ground, palm-down, and he dragged his hand across the stage.
"Woah!" I said in surprise, but not in awe. I jumped before he reached me. I got my pencil out and started stabbing him with it.
Master Hand took damage, but didn't react. He finally made a move by doing his drill move.
As usual, I wasn't fast enough for it. I felt lots of pain before flying to the other end of the stage. I did my B move, and he was hit hard by stacks of papers.
Looking at the damage meter above his head, he was almost about to retreat.
So I ran up to him, but too late to see him shape into a gun, face downwards and bombard the stage with exploding bullets.
I jumped, did a mid-air jump and then did my Up-B move, which hit him and made him retreat.
I was teleported out of the stage, and then more authors appeared.
"Here are the authors Master Hand promised!!" I celebrated!
"Huh?" said a female author.
"Where are we?" said a male.
"We're in insane land!" said the female author.
The other three reacted like the other two.
"Well, I'm Mal!" said Author 1.
"I'm Miana," said Author 4.
"My name's Mage," said Author 5, trying to find a toilet.
"People call me Siphon!" exclaimed Author 2.
"And I'm Ashley," said Author 3.
"We're... all... insane! Yeh, insane!" yelled Mal.
"No, you're the only insane one!" said Jordiscy, entering to see what the commotion was all about.
"I agree," said Mage.
"Shouldn't we see their moves?"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
All of the authors, except for Balsk, were granted permission to the stage. It was just an enlarged bedroom, for all the authors. Say a rat entered, right? Well, we'd by as tall as them. You can imagine, you'd have to jump as high as you can to get to the bed's mattress.
We started a vote for whose moves first. We reluctantly all voted for Mal, being to insane person she is.
"*MY B MOVE IS COOL*!!!" she yelled. *REALLY* loud.
She unsheathed a sword from her black armour, and then struck Jordiscy with it.
"That wasn't very nice!" said Jordiscy, slapping Mal.
"Neither was that!" said Mal, sheathing her sword and slapping her back.
"Cat fight!!" yelled Phoodoo.
"Now it's a fox fight," said Ashley, going between Mal and Jordiscy. She did her - B move. A flaming ball appeared. It engulfed all of the three authors and then 2 of them were burnt: Jordiscy and Mal.
"O.o o.O" was the expression on our faces then.
"Let's eat burnt sausages!" said Mal dizzily.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
That proves that Balsk is not a super beast! ***BEEP***ing hell, wait for the conclusion of it!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FAG flew over to Balsk. Balsk just yawned again. FAG tried to fly in, but Balsk just crushed FAG when he attempted to go in.
Author Zornor: Crap!! ::grabs another copy of FAG and gives to Zorrodude:: There! Phew!
"There's no hope!" said Mario. "I'll see what I can do with *FLUDD*!!!"
So FLUDD appeared.
Mario tried squirting Balsk. For some reason, little bits of transparent shell came off Balsk. He started laughing. It was actually *tickling him*!!!
"Now's our chance!" yelled Phoodooman.
"Huh?" said Balsk.
Everyone got Balsk unconscious. It took everyone to carry him to Master Hand.
"Good work, Smashers. As a reward, there will be 3 new authors coming soon," said Master Hand in a calm voice.
"Yay!"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Umm, where am I?" asked Balsk, who had just woken up.
"You're in the SSB hospital. It only holds a few patients," said Master Hand.
"Oh great, I'm in the sissy hospital," mumbled Balsk.
"Not really. We've extracted a liquid from your system, enabling your shell growth."
"What!"
"It's so you aren't the winner of every match. It would be extremely unfair if you had that liquid."
"Oh... stupid glove!" Balsk shouted.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Don't think so, Phoodoo!" I taunted.
I stunned him. Then I jabbed my pencil into him.
"GAME!!" the announcer yelled.
"Nice one there, Zornor!" said Phoodoo.
"Oh, it was nothing!" I said, poking my tongue out.
"Bumhead!" He playfully punched me.
"Zornor to Final Destination!" said the speakers.
"Got to go!" I said to Phoodoo, making my way to Final Destination.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"BWAH HAH HAH- ::cough sneeze:: oh, maybe I shouldn't fight with a cold!" said Master Hand, versing me on Final Destination.
I ran to him, but he was quicker. He lay on the ground, palm-down, and he dragged his hand across the stage.
"Woah!" I said in surprise, but not in awe. I jumped before he reached me. I got my pencil out and started stabbing him with it.
Master Hand took damage, but didn't react. He finally made a move by doing his drill move.
As usual, I wasn't fast enough for it. I felt lots of pain before flying to the other end of the stage. I did my B move, and he was hit hard by stacks of papers.
Looking at the damage meter above his head, he was almost about to retreat.
So I ran up to him, but too late to see him shape into a gun, face downwards and bombard the stage with exploding bullets.
I jumped, did a mid-air jump and then did my Up-B move, which hit him and made him retreat.
I was teleported out of the stage, and then more authors appeared.
"Here are the authors Master Hand promised!!" I celebrated!
"Huh?" said a female author.
"Where are we?" said a male.
"We're in insane land!" said the female author.
The other three reacted like the other two.
"Well, I'm Mal!" said Author 1.
"I'm Miana," said Author 4.
"My name's Mage," said Author 5, trying to find a toilet.
"People call me Siphon!" exclaimed Author 2.
"And I'm Ashley," said Author 3.
"We're... all... insane! Yeh, insane!" yelled Mal.
"No, you're the only insane one!" said Jordiscy, entering to see what the commotion was all about.
"I agree," said Mage.
"Shouldn't we see their moves?"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
All of the authors, except for Balsk, were granted permission to the stage. It was just an enlarged bedroom, for all the authors. Say a rat entered, right? Well, we'd by as tall as them. You can imagine, you'd have to jump as high as you can to get to the bed's mattress.
We started a vote for whose moves first. We reluctantly all voted for Mal, being to insane person she is.
"*MY B MOVE IS COOL*!!!" she yelled. *REALLY* loud.
She unsheathed a sword from her black armour, and then struck Jordiscy with it.
"That wasn't very nice!" said Jordiscy, slapping Mal.
"Neither was that!" said Mal, sheathing her sword and slapping her back.
"Cat fight!!" yelled Phoodoo.
"Now it's a fox fight," said Ashley, going between Mal and Jordiscy. She did her - B move. A flaming ball appeared. It engulfed all of the three authors and then 2 of them were burnt: Jordiscy and Mal.
"O.o o.O" was the expression on our faces then.
"Let's eat burnt sausages!" said Mal dizzily.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
That proves that Balsk is not a super beast! ***BEEP***ing hell, wait for the conclusion of it!
