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Everyone, please hear this......... that I can't handle more than 50,000,000 reviews at once, so can you please just wait until chapter 10? Thanx! ^_^
If no-one understands why Balsk had a shell, that's the cause of him being as strong as a super-beast, until that regeneration liquid was extracted from him.
On with the story...
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"No, burnt sausages taste funny!" said a mysterious voice.
"Huh?" Everyone spun around to see who this person was.
"I am Ultimate Kirbmaster," said a ten year old boy, from where that voice came from.
"Wow, nice name for a ten year old!! I'm almost rolling on the floor laughing my ***BEEP*** off!!" giggled Mal.
"Oh, shutup!" sighed Ultimate Kirbmaster.
But Mal just kept laughing her-
Author Zornor: We can't beep in narration, so just *DON'T* read it!
-off!
"Stop doing that!" yelled U. Kirb.
He was so angry he felt himself powering up a Kamehameha attack!
Author Zornor: ::to audience:: I don't like Dragon Ball Z much... *BUT DRAGON BALL WAS JUST AWESOME*!!!!
"Ka... me... ha... me... HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" yelled U. Kirb.
"Uh-oh..." said Mal. But before she could roll to the side, the energy of the Kamehameha wave hit her, and she went flying out the door of the bedroom!!
Fortunately, *AND* unfortunately, she came back onto the stage.
"Great, why did she have to come back?" said U. Kirb.
"Uh, welcome to the SSBM world!" I said, with tonnes of testy pops.
"I already know where I am," said the boy.
"Huh?"
"I may look 10 years old, but, as a matter of fact, I'm actually millenials old!" explained U. Kirb.
"Oh great," murmured Mal. "I bet he has tonnes more DBZ moves where that came from!"
"Only a few," replied U. Kirb.
"Oh... I see," said Jordiscy.
"Hello, I'm still here!" said Siphon.
"...we should see everyone else's moves."
Because Siphon brought up the subject again, we got to see his moves. The cyborg brought out a light-sabre thingy. It looked like one of those sword things in Gundam Wing.
Author Zornor: Well, bacon tastes nice, doesn't it?
O.o . Anyway, yeh. He brought out his sword thingy, then a beam shot out somewhere at the tip of it, and it went right out the window!
"Great move," said Phoodooman.
"I agree," said Mage.
"Right... whatever... how about my next move?" said Siphon.
He held his sabre above his head, and flames boosted him up-wards (imagine that in SSB, lol!)
"YAY!!!" yelled Mal, and deliberately fell off the bed, and fell unconcious. Then she came back up, which is great.
Suddenly, Siphon's cyborg arm turned into a claw. It slashed, and hit Miana.
"I'm *not* supposed to be the silent type, Author Zornor!!" demanded Miana.
Author Zornor: How did you know I was here? -_-.
"Anyway, this is my move!"
"You have more than one move. Go figure, Sherlock!" said U. Kirb.
"Jeez, you'd think that if he's millenials old he wouldn't say all that crap!" said Phoodooman.
U. Kirb didn't react to that.
Siphon's cyborg arm transformed into a laser, and he shot it towards Ashley.
"*OW*!! That wasn't very nice!" yelled Ashley in pain.
After a short amount of time, the laser wore away, before Siphon's hand was back in it's normal state.
"I'm hungry, you guys. Let's get something to eat!" I said.
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They all followed... and the cafeteria was majorly upgraded!!
There was tonnes more food, it looked better, and stuff.
"Ok, did it just get magicly upgraded for SSBBD?" Jordiscy said, with her jaw almost literally on the ground.
So we got stuff to eat.
We actually found Balsk in there somewhere. He was eating this big chunk of meat. Knowing him, it was probably raw.
"Let's not sit with him, his strong even without his shell," I said.
"That's wise," said U. Kirb.
We sat at the table that was furthest away from Balsk, which already had Roy, Captain Falcon and Luigi on it.
"Hi authors!" said Luigi.
"Uh, do you hate Balsk?" I said.
"Well... I admire his strength..." said Kirby, who was squashed under U. Kirb.
"Uh, sorry Kirby," said U. Kirb, standing up and looking at the flattened Kirby. So Kirby just sat on the only other vacent space.
"No wonder that was comfortable!" joked U. Kirb. Most of us laughed, except for Mage.
"Jeez, if you don't have a sense of humor, stick with Balsk!" said Siphon, staring at Mage.
Mage did go to Balsk's table after that.
Young Link came and sat with us.
"Wow, never thought I'd see another ten-year-old other than Ness!" said Young Link.
"Actually, he's kinda strange," said Miana. "He's thousands of years old!"
"Oooo, I'd hate to see him in his real form!" said Luigi.
"Yep... you'd hate it," I said. Half of us laughed hard, the others giggled a little.
After a short moment of eating, Balsk stood up and yelled something.
"No way! That's just crazy! They'd kill us!" Balsk yelled.
After a while, he noticed everyone was staring at him. Slightly embaressed, he sat down.
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"That was strange. Do you think he's up to something?" Bowser said.
"I dunno," I replied.
"Oh, yay," said Pikachu through his translator.
"It sounded like he was building a plot," said Slywolf.
"Where the heck have you been?" I asked.
"Uh, just been hanging out with DarkMagnus."
"Oh I see."
"No one else is allowed to hang out with us, according to him. But I really disagree with that," he said.
Suddenly, the crazy little rodent, Pichu, came flying around.
"Doesn't that hurt Pichu?" I asked.
"Only on a stage area!" he said.
"Oh. Since your small Pichu, can you somehow spy on Balsk and Mage?" I asked.
"Uh... only if you have lots of that food Brock cooks!" he said.
"Alright, I'll try and get some of that."
I went the the training session, and got 'lots of that food Brock cooks'.
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"I've returned! Bwah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!" he laughed.
"O.O How did a small mouse like you laugh for that long!!" I asked.
"Since I have a translator, I can record 'hah hah hah hah' and play it back all over again!" he answered.
"`~` I see..." I said. "Anyway, what did they say?"
"They were talking about something... I managed to get a tape recorder, but the tape got screwed on the way back, but some of it you can still listen to!" he replied.
He pressed the play button...
"Balsk, we might... ... ...destroy Master... ... ... ... rule over the... ... ...authors."
"Good idea, Mage. We... ... ...in 10.... Got it? ... days."
"Man, we need to stop them!" I said.
All that time, Balsk was behind me.
"Little spies! If you want to join our little performance, just come and say so!" he said.
"((O.O)) Performance?" I was holding laughter so powerful. "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom!"
I went to my room.
Even from the room furthest from mine, the assembly hall, all the way on the stage you could clearly hear me laughing my heart out.
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"That's it! I've had it with Zornor!" he said.
"Please! Don't hurt him! I don't like revenge!" pleaded Pichu.
"I'm going to duel him!" said Balsk.
Author Zornor: Wait for Khellendros to say so!
"Fine..." mumbled Balsk.
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So... yeh. That's chapter 8. Khellendros, should Balsk duel the Zornor in the story? Or, will he ignore him? Your choice. Oh, by the way, the shell was the reason why you thought Balsk was an uber-draconian.
Everyone, please hear this......... that I can't handle more than 50,000,000 reviews at once, so can you please just wait until chapter 10? Thanx! ^_^
If no-one understands why Balsk had a shell, that's the cause of him being as strong as a super-beast, until that regeneration liquid was extracted from him.
On with the story...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"No, burnt sausages taste funny!" said a mysterious voice.
"Huh?" Everyone spun around to see who this person was.
"I am Ultimate Kirbmaster," said a ten year old boy, from where that voice came from.
"Wow, nice name for a ten year old!! I'm almost rolling on the floor laughing my ***BEEP*** off!!" giggled Mal.
"Oh, shutup!" sighed Ultimate Kirbmaster.
But Mal just kept laughing her-
Author Zornor: We can't beep in narration, so just *DON'T* read it!
-off!
"Stop doing that!" yelled U. Kirb.
He was so angry he felt himself powering up a Kamehameha attack!
Author Zornor: ::to audience:: I don't like Dragon Ball Z much... *BUT DRAGON BALL WAS JUST AWESOME*!!!!
"Ka... me... ha... me... HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" yelled U. Kirb.
"Uh-oh..." said Mal. But before she could roll to the side, the energy of the Kamehameha wave hit her, and she went flying out the door of the bedroom!!
Fortunately, *AND* unfortunately, she came back onto the stage.
"Great, why did she have to come back?" said U. Kirb.
"Uh, welcome to the SSBM world!" I said, with tonnes of testy pops.
"I already know where I am," said the boy.
"Huh?"
"I may look 10 years old, but, as a matter of fact, I'm actually millenials old!" explained U. Kirb.
"Oh great," murmured Mal. "I bet he has tonnes more DBZ moves where that came from!"
"Only a few," replied U. Kirb.
"Oh... I see," said Jordiscy.
"Hello, I'm still here!" said Siphon.
"...we should see everyone else's moves."
Because Siphon brought up the subject again, we got to see his moves. The cyborg brought out a light-sabre thingy. It looked like one of those sword things in Gundam Wing.
Author Zornor: Well, bacon tastes nice, doesn't it?
O.o . Anyway, yeh. He brought out his sword thingy, then a beam shot out somewhere at the tip of it, and it went right out the window!
"Great move," said Phoodooman.
"I agree," said Mage.
"Right... whatever... how about my next move?" said Siphon.
He held his sabre above his head, and flames boosted him up-wards (imagine that in SSB, lol!)
"YAY!!!" yelled Mal, and deliberately fell off the bed, and fell unconcious. Then she came back up, which is great.
Suddenly, Siphon's cyborg arm turned into a claw. It slashed, and hit Miana.
"I'm *not* supposed to be the silent type, Author Zornor!!" demanded Miana.
Author Zornor: How did you know I was here? -_-.
"Anyway, this is my move!"
"You have more than one move. Go figure, Sherlock!" said U. Kirb.
"Jeez, you'd think that if he's millenials old he wouldn't say all that crap!" said Phoodooman.
U. Kirb didn't react to that.
Siphon's cyborg arm transformed into a laser, and he shot it towards Ashley.
"*OW*!! That wasn't very nice!" yelled Ashley in pain.
After a short amount of time, the laser wore away, before Siphon's hand was back in it's normal state.
"I'm hungry, you guys. Let's get something to eat!" I said.
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They all followed... and the cafeteria was majorly upgraded!!
There was tonnes more food, it looked better, and stuff.
"Ok, did it just get magicly upgraded for SSBBD?" Jordiscy said, with her jaw almost literally on the ground.
So we got stuff to eat.
We actually found Balsk in there somewhere. He was eating this big chunk of meat. Knowing him, it was probably raw.
"Let's not sit with him, his strong even without his shell," I said.
"That's wise," said U. Kirb.
We sat at the table that was furthest away from Balsk, which already had Roy, Captain Falcon and Luigi on it.
"Hi authors!" said Luigi.
"Uh, do you hate Balsk?" I said.
"Well... I admire his strength..." said Kirby, who was squashed under U. Kirb.
"Uh, sorry Kirby," said U. Kirb, standing up and looking at the flattened Kirby. So Kirby just sat on the only other vacent space.
"No wonder that was comfortable!" joked U. Kirb. Most of us laughed, except for Mage.
"Jeez, if you don't have a sense of humor, stick with Balsk!" said Siphon, staring at Mage.
Mage did go to Balsk's table after that.
Young Link came and sat with us.
"Wow, never thought I'd see another ten-year-old other than Ness!" said Young Link.
"Actually, he's kinda strange," said Miana. "He's thousands of years old!"
"Oooo, I'd hate to see him in his real form!" said Luigi.
"Yep... you'd hate it," I said. Half of us laughed hard, the others giggled a little.
After a short moment of eating, Balsk stood up and yelled something.
"No way! That's just crazy! They'd kill us!" Balsk yelled.
After a while, he noticed everyone was staring at him. Slightly embaressed, he sat down.
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"That was strange. Do you think he's up to something?" Bowser said.
"I dunno," I replied.
"Oh, yay," said Pikachu through his translator.
"It sounded like he was building a plot," said Slywolf.
"Where the heck have you been?" I asked.
"Uh, just been hanging out with DarkMagnus."
"Oh I see."
"No one else is allowed to hang out with us, according to him. But I really disagree with that," he said.
Suddenly, the crazy little rodent, Pichu, came flying around.
"Doesn't that hurt Pichu?" I asked.
"Only on a stage area!" he said.
"Oh. Since your small Pichu, can you somehow spy on Balsk and Mage?" I asked.
"Uh... only if you have lots of that food Brock cooks!" he said.
"Alright, I'll try and get some of that."
I went the the training session, and got 'lots of that food Brock cooks'.
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"I've returned! Bwah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!" he laughed.
"O.O How did a small mouse like you laugh for that long!!" I asked.
"Since I have a translator, I can record 'hah hah hah hah' and play it back all over again!" he answered.
"`~` I see..." I said. "Anyway, what did they say?"
"They were talking about something... I managed to get a tape recorder, but the tape got screwed on the way back, but some of it you can still listen to!" he replied.
He pressed the play button...
"Balsk, we might... ... ...destroy Master... ... ... ... rule over the... ... ...authors."
"Good idea, Mage. We... ... ...in 10.... Got it? ... days."
"Man, we need to stop them!" I said.
All that time, Balsk was behind me.
"Little spies! If you want to join our little performance, just come and say so!" he said.
"((O.O)) Performance?" I was holding laughter so powerful. "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom!"
I went to my room.
Even from the room furthest from mine, the assembly hall, all the way on the stage you could clearly hear me laughing my heart out.
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"That's it! I've had it with Zornor!" he said.
"Please! Don't hurt him! I don't like revenge!" pleaded Pichu.
"I'm going to duel him!" said Balsk.
Author Zornor: Wait for Khellendros to say so!
"Fine..." mumbled Balsk.
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So... yeh. That's chapter 8. Khellendros, should Balsk duel the Zornor in the story? Or, will he ignore him? Your choice. Oh, by the way, the shell was the reason why you thought Balsk was an uber-draconian.
