Hello everyone! I've finally updated the actual story. Khellendros has let
Balsk fight S. Zornor (Story Zornor). So, I think I'll just start now!
Just for the fun of it, I'll let Kirby take a bow!
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Pichu came into my room.
"Hi Pichu! How did Balsk react? ^_^" I asked.
"Uh, I'd run!! He's really angry!" said Pichu.
"Umm, ok, so what happened?"
"Well, this!
"A mysterious person appeared. Just a normal looking person. And then they threw a tape recorder at Balsk! Then the mysterious guy disappeared.
"So Balsk picked up the tape and then pressed play on it. I got out *my* tape recorder to record off the recorder..."
"Ok O.o," I inturrupted.
"...and here's the message!"
Pichu got his tape recorder and pressed play.
**Balsk, I give you permission to battle Zornor. K? Just go!!**
So, unexpectedly, Balsk slammed the door, and it went off it's hinges and fell on Pichu.
"Owww..." groaned Pichu from under the door.
"*ZORNOR!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" yelled Balsk.
"K. So? I have my plotholes..." I said, and I pulled bodyguards out of it.
"I'm not afraid of them!" said Balsk.
"Alright already, I'll fight your worthless bum!" I accepted.
"What!"
"I just said I'll fight you!"
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"So, what is it?"
"A THREE MINUTE SUDDEN DEATH MATCH!!!" said Balsk.
"Looks like someone's been watching too much Crush Gear Turbo!" snickered Ness.
"Screw you and I hope your dog dies!" said Link. "Or more like your alien!"
Mr Saturn, who was on Ness's shoulder, started crying.
"You hurt his feelings!"
"Look, we're getting off topic!" said Master Hand. "Just go to whatever stage. And whatever rules!"
"HeLLo PeOpLeS, CrAzY HaNd Is HeRe!!?!!" said Crazy Hand.
"I thought he was crazy, not insane O.o!" said Luigi.
"Shutup and eat BoMbS!!?!!" threatened Crazy Hand.
"Shoosh, you half-witted brother of mine!" ordered Master Hand. He then mumbles something about him not being able to believe Crazy Hand is his brother.
"Alright, Zornor, you choose the rules!"
"OK, a 2 life stock match, with no time limit!" I demanded.
"That's in. What about items?"
"No items, except for Beam Sword. Perhaps a sword-and-B-move duel would be good," I said.
"Last thing, what about the stage area?"
"Good point..." I think for a while before I burst out the answer: The Bedroom.
"OK, so it's all set." He turns on the computer microphone and speaks into it: Teleport Balsk and Zornor to The Bedroom! Beam Swords only, in a 2 stock battle. No time limit.
Rainbow-coloured light engulfed both of us until we were teleported to the bedroom.
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"Alright, Balsk, your not allowed to fight at all, other than with your B moves, until you have a Beam Sword!"
"Fine, let's start!"
The match started, as Balsk requested. From the spectator's box I could only hear 4 voices cheering for Balsk; they were likely to be Mage, Ganondorf, Bowser and Mewtwo.
Balsk seemed to be the lucky and started on the bed, which happened to have a beam sword on it when we started. It was behind him, so he didn't notice or grab it.
The Draconian's first move was to jump off the bed, while I ran near the edge and jumped up onto it. He tried to fall down then swipe me, but missed and fell on the ground.
That was fortunate, knowing how strong he is.
Since I jump pretty high, it only took 2 jumps. I had gotten the beam sword, which was starting to turn transparent. Balsk gasped when he saw me with the beam sword, but out of sheer crappy luck, a beam sword appear in front of him. He hadn't pulled him self up, so I threw the other beam sword at the other side of the level.
"You bum head! Luckily I can still use my B move on the ledge!" he mumbled, but I couldn't see his mouth.
Flames flicked out from his claws at fast speeds, and I didn't even get to flash my sheild before they had burnt me.
"OW! THAT HURTS!!" I yelled.
"Good!" said Balsk.
In anger, I ran up to him and swung the beam sword at him. He dodged, but midway he got hit by it and flew off the bed. He didn't go out the door, but he was close to it. That's where a dog patrolled, and took you off the stage area if you went there.
I could hear it's growling al the way from here! It was really loud.
Suddenly, the door seemed to close. I saw Master Hand and Crazy Hand come from below the door, trying to squeeze through.
"Could you- oof! -give us some- ouch! -help here?" asked Master Hand.
"HaM TaStEs nIcE!!?!!" yelled Crazy Hand.
"For once, I have to agree with you!" I said.
"I WaS BeInG SaRcAsTiC!!?!!" he said.
"Right... let's let the hands through!"
But before Kirby could even do his taunt, Master Hand suddenly got pulled out from the back, but Crazy Hand seemed to remain there. Only for about 10 seconds though, before something pulled him under the door.
"I WiLL Be aVeNgEd!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!" shouted Crazy Hand.
We heard some barking and some biting from behind the door.
"*CANCEL THE MATCH AND SAVE ME!!!!!*" yelled Master Hand.
The Spectator's box disappeared, but we didn't get anywhere. Only Kirby, U. Kirb, DarkMagnus (wonderful, he happened to be there!) and Slywolf!
"Umm, ok, so why didn't we go!" said Slywolf.
"I dunno!" said Ness from behind him.
KirbmasterX: Luckily he didn't come from behind Ultimate Kirbmaster, Zornor!
Author Zornor: Shutup and keep reading!
"Oooh, Author wars!" said Pichu from behind DarkMagnus.
"Why are we whining here, let's save Master Hand and Crazy Hand from the dog!"
So we all went to the bedroom door and looked around the corner. (Hehe, imagine 8 small heads poking around an enlarged door! ^_^ )
"Yay! ^_^"
"What's making you so happy, Balsk?" asked Ness.
"Master Hand is getting beaten up!" said Balsk, doing a little dance. (*THAT'S SO FUNNY WHEN YOU IMAGINE IT!!*)
DarkMagnus started cracking up, but Slywolf, knowing how much he hates insanity, (Slywolf, don't trust the internet ;) ) just shrugged and said "bah".
"Let's go save him, you guys!" I said.
"Well, I'm not even going to scratch the dog!" said Balsk.
"Balsk, you just gave me a really good idea!" I said.
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"Oh, no way on *EARTH* am I doing that!" said Slywolf.
"You better, or all that will remain above your shoulders is a neck with nothing but smoke over it!" said Balsk.
Everyone gives him the mean glare.
"What did I do?" said Balsk, blushing a little.
So Slywolf goes to the dog. Fortunately, for some dumb reason, he had a walkie-talkie.
"Ok, Slywolf, where are you?"
"Behind the dog's leg."
"Does it smell?"
"Like hen's teeth it doesn't!"
"Hen's teeth don't smell because they don't exist!"
"No, as in the chances are low of it *NOT* smelling!"
"Oh I see."
"What's the plan Einstein?"
"Go behind it's ear!"
"I can't tell, where that is, it's a black dog with a very *WEIRD* type of breed!"
"Like you Slywolf."
"Huh?"
"Just go to the floppy things!"
Slywolf or noneof us noticed, but the dog turned around as I said that!
"Zornor, I fell off!"
I burst out laughing and say "Well get back on!" into it.
"Alright, I'm on. You said something about big floppy things, right?"
"Yep!"
"Well, you don't wanna know, but I'll give you a clue, this dog is male."
There was a short pause before everyone reacted by saying "Ewww, gross!"
"So where are you now, Slywolf? Slywolf? Uhhhh, Slywolf?"
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YAY!! Chappie finish!
Michael (my friend): ::starts humping pole::
Me: Don't do that!
Michael: It's good for your health!
Me: Shutup! ::uses author's powers to remove pole and Michael from site.
I hope you enjoyed that chappie! Glad 9 is finaly up? See what I wrote in Author's Note two! For no apparent reason! ^_^
Just for the fun of it, I'll let Kirby take a bow!
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Pichu came into my room.
"Hi Pichu! How did Balsk react? ^_^" I asked.
"Uh, I'd run!! He's really angry!" said Pichu.
"Umm, ok, so what happened?"
"Well, this!
"A mysterious person appeared. Just a normal looking person. And then they threw a tape recorder at Balsk! Then the mysterious guy disappeared.
"So Balsk picked up the tape and then pressed play on it. I got out *my* tape recorder to record off the recorder..."
"Ok O.o," I inturrupted.
"...and here's the message!"
Pichu got his tape recorder and pressed play.
**Balsk, I give you permission to battle Zornor. K? Just go!!**
So, unexpectedly, Balsk slammed the door, and it went off it's hinges and fell on Pichu.
"Owww..." groaned Pichu from under the door.
"*ZORNOR!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" yelled Balsk.
"K. So? I have my plotholes..." I said, and I pulled bodyguards out of it.
"I'm not afraid of them!" said Balsk.
"Alright already, I'll fight your worthless bum!" I accepted.
"What!"
"I just said I'll fight you!"
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"So, what is it?"
"A THREE MINUTE SUDDEN DEATH MATCH!!!" said Balsk.
"Looks like someone's been watching too much Crush Gear Turbo!" snickered Ness.
"Screw you and I hope your dog dies!" said Link. "Or more like your alien!"
Mr Saturn, who was on Ness's shoulder, started crying.
"You hurt his feelings!"
"Look, we're getting off topic!" said Master Hand. "Just go to whatever stage. And whatever rules!"
"HeLLo PeOpLeS, CrAzY HaNd Is HeRe!!?!!" said Crazy Hand.
"I thought he was crazy, not insane O.o!" said Luigi.
"Shutup and eat BoMbS!!?!!" threatened Crazy Hand.
"Shoosh, you half-witted brother of mine!" ordered Master Hand. He then mumbles something about him not being able to believe Crazy Hand is his brother.
"Alright, Zornor, you choose the rules!"
"OK, a 2 life stock match, with no time limit!" I demanded.
"That's in. What about items?"
"No items, except for Beam Sword. Perhaps a sword-and-B-move duel would be good," I said.
"Last thing, what about the stage area?"
"Good point..." I think for a while before I burst out the answer: The Bedroom.
"OK, so it's all set." He turns on the computer microphone and speaks into it: Teleport Balsk and Zornor to The Bedroom! Beam Swords only, in a 2 stock battle. No time limit.
Rainbow-coloured light engulfed both of us until we were teleported to the bedroom.
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"Alright, Balsk, your not allowed to fight at all, other than with your B moves, until you have a Beam Sword!"
"Fine, let's start!"
The match started, as Balsk requested. From the spectator's box I could only hear 4 voices cheering for Balsk; they were likely to be Mage, Ganondorf, Bowser and Mewtwo.
Balsk seemed to be the lucky and started on the bed, which happened to have a beam sword on it when we started. It was behind him, so he didn't notice or grab it.
The Draconian's first move was to jump off the bed, while I ran near the edge and jumped up onto it. He tried to fall down then swipe me, but missed and fell on the ground.
That was fortunate, knowing how strong he is.
Since I jump pretty high, it only took 2 jumps. I had gotten the beam sword, which was starting to turn transparent. Balsk gasped when he saw me with the beam sword, but out of sheer crappy luck, a beam sword appear in front of him. He hadn't pulled him self up, so I threw the other beam sword at the other side of the level.
"You bum head! Luckily I can still use my B move on the ledge!" he mumbled, but I couldn't see his mouth.
Flames flicked out from his claws at fast speeds, and I didn't even get to flash my sheild before they had burnt me.
"OW! THAT HURTS!!" I yelled.
"Good!" said Balsk.
In anger, I ran up to him and swung the beam sword at him. He dodged, but midway he got hit by it and flew off the bed. He didn't go out the door, but he was close to it. That's where a dog patrolled, and took you off the stage area if you went there.
I could hear it's growling al the way from here! It was really loud.
Suddenly, the door seemed to close. I saw Master Hand and Crazy Hand come from below the door, trying to squeeze through.
"Could you- oof! -give us some- ouch! -help here?" asked Master Hand.
"HaM TaStEs nIcE!!?!!" yelled Crazy Hand.
"For once, I have to agree with you!" I said.
"I WaS BeInG SaRcAsTiC!!?!!" he said.
"Right... let's let the hands through!"
But before Kirby could even do his taunt, Master Hand suddenly got pulled out from the back, but Crazy Hand seemed to remain there. Only for about 10 seconds though, before something pulled him under the door.
"I WiLL Be aVeNgEd!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!" shouted Crazy Hand.
We heard some barking and some biting from behind the door.
"*CANCEL THE MATCH AND SAVE ME!!!!!*" yelled Master Hand.
The Spectator's box disappeared, but we didn't get anywhere. Only Kirby, U. Kirb, DarkMagnus (wonderful, he happened to be there!) and Slywolf!
"Umm, ok, so why didn't we go!" said Slywolf.
"I dunno!" said Ness from behind him.
KirbmasterX: Luckily he didn't come from behind Ultimate Kirbmaster, Zornor!
Author Zornor: Shutup and keep reading!
"Oooh, Author wars!" said Pichu from behind DarkMagnus.
"Why are we whining here, let's save Master Hand and Crazy Hand from the dog!"
So we all went to the bedroom door and looked around the corner. (Hehe, imagine 8 small heads poking around an enlarged door! ^_^ )
"Yay! ^_^"
"What's making you so happy, Balsk?" asked Ness.
"Master Hand is getting beaten up!" said Balsk, doing a little dance. (*THAT'S SO FUNNY WHEN YOU IMAGINE IT!!*)
DarkMagnus started cracking up, but Slywolf, knowing how much he hates insanity, (Slywolf, don't trust the internet ;) ) just shrugged and said "bah".
"Let's go save him, you guys!" I said.
"Well, I'm not even going to scratch the dog!" said Balsk.
"Balsk, you just gave me a really good idea!" I said.
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"Oh, no way on *EARTH* am I doing that!" said Slywolf.
"You better, or all that will remain above your shoulders is a neck with nothing but smoke over it!" said Balsk.
Everyone gives him the mean glare.
"What did I do?" said Balsk, blushing a little.
So Slywolf goes to the dog. Fortunately, for some dumb reason, he had a walkie-talkie.
"Ok, Slywolf, where are you?"
"Behind the dog's leg."
"Does it smell?"
"Like hen's teeth it doesn't!"
"Hen's teeth don't smell because they don't exist!"
"No, as in the chances are low of it *NOT* smelling!"
"Oh I see."
"What's the plan Einstein?"
"Go behind it's ear!"
"I can't tell, where that is, it's a black dog with a very *WEIRD* type of breed!"
"Like you Slywolf."
"Huh?"
"Just go to the floppy things!"
Slywolf or noneof us noticed, but the dog turned around as I said that!
"Zornor, I fell off!"
I burst out laughing and say "Well get back on!" into it.
"Alright, I'm on. You said something about big floppy things, right?"
"Yep!"
"Well, you don't wanna know, but I'll give you a clue, this dog is male."
There was a short pause before everyone reacted by saying "Ewww, gross!"
"So where are you now, Slywolf? Slywolf? Uhhhh, Slywolf?"
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YAY!! Chappie finish!
Michael (my friend): ::starts humping pole::
Me: Don't do that!
Michael: It's good for your health!
Me: Shutup! ::uses author's powers to remove pole and Michael from site.
I hope you enjoyed that chappie! Glad 9 is finaly up? See what I wrote in Author's Note two! For no apparent reason! ^_^
