Yes, I'm back! And I'm bigger than ever!!

::admires fat belly::

Phat: @_@

Look funny for yourself!!

Phat: O_o

Start the story now!

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"Uhh, Slywolf? You there?"

"No I'm not"

"Ok."

"Damnit, where the hell is Slywolf!" I said.

DarkMagnus snatched the walkie-talkie from me and put his ear to the reciever.

"Hey, Zornor, I /can/ hear something in it," he reported.

"What?" asked Kirby.

"Bumping noises... hang on, Slywolf is talking into it!"

He threw the walkie-talkie back to me and I listened to him.

"Guys, uh, you wouldn't believe where I am. I can see Master Hand and Crazy Hand in here," said Slywolf.

"HeLLo fRoM CrAzY HaNd??!??" I heard the insane hand say his words of insanity.

"Oh and Zornor."

"Yes?" I replied.

"There's also someone else in here."

"Who?" I asked eagerly.

"Uh, short brown hair... that's all I can see from here. Also looks a bit like a bum."

"Umm, ask him if his name is KoRiN."

"Ok."

I leant against the gigantic wall and waited for Slywolf's reply.

"Hello," said a familiar but looooong forgotten voice.

"Uh, whozzat?"

"KoRiN," he said.

"KoRiN!!! How's it going!!?!!"

"Shutup, you half-witted brother of mine."

"I thought Master Hand said that!"

"I ReSeNt tHaT!?!?!?!?" shouted Crazy Hand in the background.

"I hate you too, Crazy Hand," I shouted into the speaker. "You know, I've forgotten to ask one of the simplest questions... *WHERE ARE YOU?!?!*"

"Where am I? Lying in a dog's frigging stomach."

"Avoid the liquidy stuff."

"Why?"

"You'll get digested if that happens!"

"Aah!"

KoRiN turned off his walkie-talkie. I turned mine off too and whammed my head into the wall.

"Damn- ow!- that stupid- ow!- dog!- ow!- Why I- ow!- oughta- ow!- put a- ow!- nuclear missle- ow!- down it's throat."

"Calm down, Zornor," said Kirby.

I turned my head around, showing a cartoonish-like mouth with teeth dangling down from the gums.

"Stop the cartoonish expression and... do stuff," said Balsk.

"I think Balsk is right," said U.K.. "You gotta stop beating the-"

DarkMagnus covered his mouth.

"What so I'm not allowed to say crap?" said U.K.. "I'm actually about 3000 years old in case you haven't noticed!"

KirbmasterX: Yes, indeed Zornor, way way way WAAYY off character.

Author Zornor: I try!!

KirbmasterX: Sure you do...

Author Zornor: *randomly turns into a pumpkin*

KirbmasterX: O.o

"Zornor's a pumpkin..." said Ness.

Author Zornor: Ness is a pumpkin...

"AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WOOF!!"

Author Zornor: Oops, wrong spell! O.o

Lemp: I HATE YOU!!!

Author Zornor: Wow that was random... now stop this author conversation!

Lemp: No, you-

Author Zornor: Oh, I forgot, Lemp nor Phat are authors...

Phat: THEN I SHALL WRITE A STORY!! *scribbles something on piece of paper* *shows 'masterpiece' to Author Zornor*

Author Zornor: Uh, Phat, that's a crude drawing of a cat in the park.

Phat: But-

Author Zornor: *puts masking tape on Phat's and Lemp's mouths* Back to the story! Oh, and Ness is now not a dog. He's... back with the other Smashers.

"I WILL-"

"-not-"

"-BE AVENGED!!"

Ness disappeared, and everyone started laughing very loud.

"Ok, let's save the Hands, Slywolf and my brother from the dog."

"Ok, here's the plans, you idiots," said Balsk.

"I resent that!"

"Anyway, here's plan A. I will carry Zornor and Kirby to the dog's head.

"U.K, Pichu and DarkMagnus will climb the rear leg."

"I resent that!"

"Stop resenting everything, Dark."

"Fine.

"And the rest will climb up the front legs."

"Uh, Balsk?"

"What?"

"Well, there is no one else."

"@_@ Damn, I should've realized that."

"Right, I thought 'professional' soldiers would be smart."

"Shutup and carry out the plan."

"Kentucky fried chicken!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.

The dog suddenly ran over here. From another door, DarkMagnus, U.K and Pichu climbed up the leg of the dog.

"Wow, it looks like their humping the leg! ^_^" said Kirby.

Me and Balsk starting laughing a little.

"Alright, let's go!" said Balsk, grabbing me and Kirby.

"Ow!"

Balsk flew us up and we saw the world as if we were normal-sized 7 year olds.

Below we saw the dog with the other guys 'humping' it's leg.

Author DarkMagnus: Shutup Zornor!

"What did I do?" I said.

We finally got to the dog's head. The others were almost on by the time we got there.

"Alright, you two distract the dog, while I give orders to the others," said Balsk.

"Sure thing."

Kirby sucked in and flew over, while I ran with 5UP3R 5P33D.

Lemp: *muffled* Mm mmm mm mmmm!

I just sigh and go right in front of the dog's eyes. This dog had a broad face. So it was quite easy to stand on before it started barking.

I tripped and didn't really actually get into it's eye. The dog shaked it's head. I was flung high into the sky, along with Kirby. The dog tried to eat me, but me and Kirby flew into it's nostrils.

"Ow, you kicked me Kirby! %&#$!!!" I cussed.

"Sorry!" he apologized.

The dog started breathing in through his nose deeply, and we were sucked into his mouth. I hung onto the dog's tonsils, with Kirby doing the same.

"Any ideas, Kirby?"

Suddenly the dog started shaking and it opened it's mouth. Balsk and Pichu flew in, and DarkMagnus shortly followed.

"Uh, guys, up here," I said.

"Oh, so *there* you are," said DarkMagnus.

"Get down from there, Zornor," said Balsk.

"Fine, fine."

I jumped from the tonsils, wall-kicked from the side of the wall and landed on the tongue with the others.

"Your turn Kirby."

Kirby sucked in some air and jumped as far as he could around to the tongue. He almost made it, but then the dog turned around, and we all lost our balance. I didn't see what happened to Kirby, but he actually managed to get on the tongue.

As we lost our balance, Pichu fell down. He went down the dog's throat.

"We got to save him!" I yelled.

"But he's annoying!" whined DarkMagnus.

"Mmmm... no."

Everyone, even Balsk seemed to agree that we should save him.

"Oh screw it, it's too late."

We heard a faint voice, which was Pichu's translator yelling: "I'm still in your reach!"

"Yay!!"

"Kirby, do you have any powers that let you use a grappling hook?"

"I do too. I stole it from the Wind Waker Link," said Kirby.

"Uh, right..." I said.

Kirby transformed, and he had a cartoonish Link hat on.

He also had a grappling hook.

"Kirby, poke it down the dog's throat," I ordered.

"What if I don't want to?" he said.

"*BECAUSE WE HAVE TO SAVE PICHU AS HE IS VITAL TO THIS PLAN FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON AT ALL!!*" I yelled in a demonic-voice.

"O_O Right away sir!" he shivered.

"Wow, demonic-voices are sure popular! O_o" said DarkMagnus.

"Ok, well anyway, let's save Pichu!" I said determined.

Author Zornor: Yes, indeed. The army of rubber chickens clashed against the army of rubber chikens.

Phat: O_o

Kirby sent the grappling hook down. Surprisingly, it took all of us just to pull up the rodent O_o.

KirbmasterX: THE EVIL 'O_os' ARE INVADING THE MULITVERSE!!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Author Zornor: *demonic-voice* THAT HAD BETTER COME OUT PROPERLY, FAN- FICTION.NET!!!

Fanfiction.net staff member: O.o

Author Zornor: Anyway...

Pichu had at last gotten back up.

"All that time for nothing..." Balsk said randomly.

"Why?"

"Hold onto my back if you don't want to die!"

Author Zornor: ::to Balsk in demonic voice:: THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!!

Khellendros (did I spell that right? O.o): NEITHER WAS THIS!!! :: sends army of Draconians to Author Zornor::

Author Zornor: Oh yeah, well watch this!!! ::sends army of walking bombs *AND* army of ham people to intercept the Draconian Army::

And while they're having their war, we will continue!!

We all went on Balsk's back, but he flew down into the dog's throat.

"What the hell are you thinking! The gravity gets bigger inside one's stomach!!"

Author Zornor: ::IMPORTANT NOTE:: That doesn't really happen in real life. . . . at least I think it doesn't! O_o

"Then why aren't the others squished pancakes?" said Balsk.

"Good point!! O_O" I said.

But then the wind changed... and yes, the dog burped!!

"Aaaah!!!" We all screamed. Balsk stopped flying, and we saw KoRiN, Master Hand, Crazy Hand and Slywolf behind us in the throat.

In about two seconds we were out of the dog, and we flew all the way out to the door!

"Good, let's search for a Gamecube in here!" I said.

"But we all need to eat sandwiches first!! O_o" said Kirby.

"Good point. But how do we get past the dog?" said Slywolf.

"I can smash through the floor! ^_^" said Balsk.

Khellendros: YOU GOT HIM FAR OFF PERSONALITY!!! ::sends more Draconians::

Author Zornor: I still have my Teenage Mutant Ninja Chickens! ::sends the Teenage Mutant Ninja Chickens::

Balsk smashed through the floor, and smashed again... and then landed right into a kitchen!! O_o

"Follow meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!?!!" yelled Balsk from the pile of sugar he landed on.

"Let's go!" said Slywolf.

Balsk moved just in time to see me, Pichu, Kirby, DarkMagnus, Slywolf, Master Hand and Crazy Hand land piled up on the sugar O_o.

"Uh, we need sandwiches now!" said Master Hand.

Master Hand and Crazy Hand carried us to where the sandwiches were... IN THE BREADBOX OF DOOM!!

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Yes, I am your father.

TAKE 2

Yes, I am insane.

I hope you liked the cliffhanger there.

Time to take the masking tape off Phat and Lemp.

::takes it off::

Phat: Finally! Hey, my mouth feels weird!

Lemp: Let's go get some ham sandwiches!! ^_^;

Phat: YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

6_6; Anyway, it wasn't really a cliffhanger there. It's just going to be a normal breadbox. . .

::whistle::

Oh, and here's a disclaimer just for you special Nintendo Lawyers.

I don't own the Super Smashers

But they are really cool,

I don't why, I really don't,

BUT I FEEL LIKE PLAYING POOL!!

I really want to own them,

It would be really great,

To kill those flaming reviewers

With a rusty wire gate!!

Oh, just so you know Nintendo, I'm an insanity consultant O.o