Yes, it's what half of you have been waiting for!!

Audience: snoooooze...

It's, chapter 11!! What will happen with the breadbox of doom, we don't bloody know, for all bacon burgers!

Audience: Huh?

What about the fellowship of the ring? They screwed up...

*goes through a portal and later comes back covered with blood and armor*

Ummm, well, let's begin our journey. All ready, fellowship men?

Me, Lurker, Phat and Lemp: Alright!!

We shall leave now...

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"Master Hand, drop us here," I said.

Master Hand landed and opened his fist, while Crazy Hand went WAAAAAAAAY up to the ceiling and threw his load down.

"HOLY GOOD GRANDMOTHER'S GRAVY!!!!!!!! THAT HURT SO MUCH!!!!!!" screamed Balsk, who was in Crazy Hand's load.

"Crazy Hand, just don't do that again," said Mal.

"MAL!?!?!"

"Yeh, I just used random doughnut clocks to get here."

"Umm, right..." I exclaimed.

"Come to doughnut kingdom! And also come to think of it, Balsk was behind all of this," said Mal.

"O_O *WHAT!!!* This was all Zornor for laughing really loud!" said Balsk.

"No, Balsk, you were the one who didn't take the joke."

For some weird reason, we saw Balsk edging away from us all.

"Yeh, Balsk! Yeh, Balsk! Yeh, Balsk! Yeh, Balsk! Yeh, Balsk! Yeh, Balsk! Yeh, Balsk! Yeh, Balsk! Yeh- Pi, Pichu! Pi, Pichu!"

"Huh, w-what happened to Pichu?"

"Pi, Pi! Pichu Pi!"

"Ummm, his translator broke," said KoRiN.

"Well, that's just great, ain't it!" said Mal.

"Indeed, my young slice of bread," said a booming voice.

"Huh, what was that?" everyone said.

"I am Bread-box Jinn. I am a Breadi Master."

"WHAT!!"

"Indeed, my young slice of bread."

Author Zornor: 3 words: I was wrong. This breadbox is capable of deafening people! Shut your ears, morons!

Everyone of us shut out ears. Fortunately for Master Hand and Crazy Hand, they could tell their, um. . . . . .ears. . . . . .weather to hear something or not.

"Alright, Smashers, listen up! Get onto the edge of the breadbox," said Master Hand telepathically.

I could faintly hear the breadbox repeatedly yelling 'Indeed my young slice of bread'.

I raced onto the edge of the Breadi Master and sat on it. This held down his extremely insane jumping.

I saw Master Hand also hold down the box, while Crazy Hand grabbed the handle and opened the box.

"Aaah, can't stop carbon dioxide from rushing through!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed the breadbox, right before it disintegrated, leaving a midget-sized loaf of bread. Just the size for us.

"Alright! Bread eating time!" yelled Mal.

We all unplugged our ears and ate sandwiches.

"But how are we supposed to get up to the bedroom..." said Ultimate Kirbmaster.

"I know! We use insanity rockets!!" I said.

"UsE Me tHeN!!?!!" said Crazy Hand.

"Sure... hey, that would actually work!" said Mal

So we all clung onto Crazy Hand. Master Hand and Balsk went up by them selves.

"5. . . 944. . . 142. . . 2. . . 1. . . DROP ON!!" yelled Crazy Hand.

We all went whooshing up, and made another hole in the ceiling.

"OWW!!!" we all exclaimed, as we got giant splinters.

"Author powers, anyone?

"Yeh, baby!" said Austin Powers.

"WHAT!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE!! O_O" said Balsk.

"I got here from a little dream... hey, there are some beautiful chicks there!" said Austin.

"AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET THE EVIL TERMITE AWAY FROM ME!! `~`" exclaimed Mal.

So we randomly got healed and then Austin disappeared.

And then Crazy Hand crashed into the Gamecube, and then the tornado appeared. All of us were sucked into the Gamecube, but then...

Author Zornor: You idiot crew! That's the WIND WAKER DISC!!

So then me and everyone else screamed really high-pitched, and then we saw the evil of...

GANONDORF!!

And of course, the graphics.

Author Zornor: Alright, get back to the HQ.

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We all got to eat chicken and then get greeted by the rest of the smashers.

"JAPANESE GIBBERISH!!" yelled Roy.

"BLAH BLAH BLAH!!" said Marth.

"Uh, Zornor, are those guys weird?" said U.K.

"No poop, Sherlock!" I replied.

"Welcome back-a, Zornor!" said Mario.

"What exquized adventures did you face?" said Mewtwo.

"WHAT!!" I exclaimed.

As for the obvious reaction, everyone stared at me.

"Well, anyway, we had to defeat a giant breadbox, a giant dog, and we met my brother..." I said.

"Your brother?" said Luigi.

"Yeh, his name is KoRiN, and he likes meditating."

"BLAH!!" KoRiN tried to scare me.

"YOU BUTT FACE!! I OUGHTA-"

"Stop fighting you two, and get something decent done!" said Jordiscy.

"Why don't you talk to someone else?" I whimpered.

"O.o Ok, I will..." she replied.

So, after a while, everyone calmed down, ate their veggies, brushed their teeth and went to bed early, except for me, DarkMagnus, Balsk and KoRiN.

We were all drowsily walked to the cafeteria. We were almost half-asleep.

We kept walking, casually waved to each other when we met, and continued going to the fridge.

When we finally got there, we all had coffee, then...

SPLAT!!

"Who did that?" I said, rubbing my cheek.

KoRiN whistled, Balsk shrugged and DarkMagnus was still rummaging in the fridge.

I assumed it was KoRiN and threw a barrel full of wine at him.

"Ow, you'll pay for that!" said KoRiN.

"No, I won't!"

Balsk accidentally hit the table with his wings, and salt and pepper went all over the place. Pizza was stacked on our faces, and some bread was in my mouth.

"Why, you little!" KoRiN, DarkMagnus and me responded.

Balsk gulped, and we threw packets of two minute noodles at him.

Everyone else was waken up by all the noise, and came in to join the-

"FOOD FIGHT!!" yelled Pikachu.

"Let's have some fun!" said Pichu with his new translator.

The kitchen was filled with pizza, cereal, milk, and lots of other things. It looked disgusting, but everyone got full from getting food in their mouth.

But then Master Hand and Crazy Hand came in...

"LET US JOIN IN!!" they yelled.

Eventually, the windows and door cracks had been filled with bread, pizza, tomato and other various foods. And that meant that we were ankle deep in heaps of slushy food things.

Olive oil and vinegar was spilt, and everything smelt sour.

But we still fought, knee deep in slush.

I climbed a mountain of garlic bread and threw all that at the authors.

But then the Zelda cast started pelting bananas at me.

Master Hand's white glove was now all mixtures of weird colors. Crazy Hand was the dirtiest. He had chip packets stuck to him.

I made spears with various food scraps and threw them at people.

I saw Mal get leftover sausages and threw them into Siphon's mouth.

We all eventually ran out of caffeine energy. We all aimed for the fridge. I got the only coke bottle. But then Mal pushed me and then Mario grabbed it. But then the Ice Climbers hit the bottle with their mallets, and then Mewtwo got the bottle.

After a long cycle, the bottle was cut by the clumsy Young Link and then it went all over the floor.

"((O_O))"

Everyone stared at disbelief at this. Nobody ever blamed Young Link for that, but we all just cried. No caffeine products were left. So we had to make sloppy, wet beds with all this food, as the scraps had dried in all the cracks and windows.

"Aww, man! This is all someone's fault, but that fight went for so long, I forgot who." said Miana.

"Indeed, my young slice of bread," I said.

Everyone who didn't experience the breadbox battle just stared at me.

While they were staring, the others were staring at a light just in the corner of the room.

"I AM THE KING OF FRANCE!!!"

That was exactly what I heard from the corner of the room.

"IS THAT YOU, SILVA!!" I said loudly.

"What's up your nose, paper?" he replied.

Author Zornor: Yes, Silva.

"Ok, just as long as I'm not."

"O_o What the hell is wrong with you?" I said.

"Nothing, but I would if I was sane!" he said.

"INSANITY COMP!! Do you like boogers?" said Mal.

But then black light appeared, and out stepped two seven year old kids.

"Aaah! Not Demokin and Damokin!" said U.K.

"Umm, then which one is Demokin?" said Captain Falcon.

"I'm Demokin! And your dead!" said the girl.

"I'm Damokin! And she stole my line!" said the boy.

Purple light appeared in their fingers, and they shot it at the ground, which sent us all flying.

"OOF!!" we all grunted, as the whole group of Smashers hit the door with such force to break it.

"Haha, what weaklings," said Damokin.

"Even those sixteen year old wimps can't face us!" said Demokin.

All of the Smashers got angry. Silva was the first one to go out.

He pulled out a pogo stick, bounced towards Demokin, and threw greyish stuff at her. She only twitched her eye.

Silva went even angrier, and his crazy tuxedo was heaps messier.

"Haha, little monkey man angry!" said Damokin.

"Little monkey found, little monkey lost!" taunted Silva.

Damokin then charged at Silva, but Silva dodged, and then shoved bacon in his mouth!

Damokin got seriously annoyed, and could only muffle out words while dizzily walking back to Demokin. He tripped over a packet of meat pies, and left Demokin to eliminate Silva.

Demokin teleported to Silva and fired a energy ball at Silva. But Silva pulled out a cucumber dressed as a soldier and deflected the ball right back at the demon child.

Demokin smashed right next to Damokin. Then Silva sprinted through the mush and span on his head, grabbing the two while at it and smashing them into cupboards in the kitchen.

The two kids looked as though unconscious, but they were actually conscious.

"Look out Silva! They're faking!" said U.K.

But it was too late. Demokin had hastily gotten up and powerfully punched Silva right through the kitchen door. Damokin then teleported in front of the kitchen door, grabbed Silva, and spun him around until his legs hit the edge of the door.

Silva was dazzled and semi-conscious.

Peach, out of randomness, grew her hair two times longer, was glowing with energy and as bitchy as ever.

Everyone, including Demokin and Damokin, looked as though they were about to have an 'accident'.

Super Peach pulled out a frying pan, and at light speed, flew over the Demokin and hit her so hard and fast, that her head looked like it was always in the same position.

Damokin was sneaking up behind Super Peach, but then Super Peach kicked him, did Super Peach Bomber on him and threw him into Demokin.

I, however, was so annoyed at how a princess could do that, and that's when it first struck in the Smasher HQ.

Hydranor.

Hydranor was just a transformed version of me. The bottom half is human, the top half is Hydra. In this form, I speak a demonic voice.

You think it's weird? Trust me, it is.

I didn't harm Super Peach with that, but everyone immediately ran into the corners to pee their pants. I picked up Demokin and Damokin in Hydranor's beak-like mouth and threw them down. They went down storeys and storeys and heaps more storeys. It was so hard to see them now.

I turned back into normal Zornor and saw everyone shitting their pants, staring at me in awe and drop their jaws right down to the ground, almost literally.

We all grabbed buckets, scooped the mush, and just for fun, chucked it down the huge hole into where Demokin and Damokin fell. We could hear groaning and ranting as they were covered in filthy mush. Then, they teleported to god-knows-where and shot a energy beam right up before they left.

Koopa Troopas put up blocks to prevent anyone from falling down the hole, and then we all realised it was about 3 in the morning! So we all got a huge day/night rest after that huge incident.

So, everyone told me to carry the people who were already asleep to their rooms. I threatened I would turn into Hydradiog, who's MUCH worse then Hydranor.

Then everyone else dragged themselves to bed.

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Big fight!!

How did you like that chapter?

The Fellowship of Starting Chapter 11: It was indeed excellent.

^_^ Thanks!

Requests will be taken in Chapter 12. If you read the next paragraph, you will notice that this was actually chapter 10.

I decided to count the first author note, just to get in characters from people who didn't annoy me.

By the way, you can still request double-team attacks. They will not be used on the booga-booga arenas. In other words, you don't need to say what move it was.

Ugene, I might not put yours in. I guess those kinds of pistols and stuff just DON'T fit in. Dyson will not be included. I'm sure you don't watch Trigun all the time on Adult Swim. I never watch that anyway.

Sorry!

Master Link, I read your bio and you didn't say weather this was B and weather this was B or whatever.

Maybe Ugene, you could create one that suits an insane story like this, and ML, you might want to eat cheese and tell me what buttons are on your thing.

Doth thou understandth?

Zornor.

*takes off armor and throws it at KirbmasterX*

KMX: EVIL METAL FROM SLIMEY CHICKEN MAN!!

Indeed, KMX.