Thanks for the five reviews, you guys. *pokes tongue out*
Anyway, here's the eleventh chapter of The New Smasher. The Power of One Scepter Enfused with Other's Sprits is this chapter's title.
God will I need a rest next chapter. Only two requests per chapter, you guys. You're overloading me and I won't get anything done if you keep requesting.
Audience Member: E-excu-u-use me...
*turns into Hydranor* WHAT!!
Audience Member: C-can I use the-
*eats audience member whole and turns back to normal*
I'm not that hungry anymore, you know.
Jq1790, try to give your character a name instead of forcing me to keep typing your author name!!
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I woke up to an early start, forgetting that I was covered in complete slush and had witnessed two of the most powerful warriors in the cosmos being defeated by me.
And I only had these small writing powers.
I had a shower, washed my face and went to the cafeteria.
The only person there was U.K.
"Hi Ultimate Kirbmaster," I greeted.
"G'morning," he responded.
"You're wise and all U.K.," I said. "Do you know about how I got that power to throw two demons about 20 floors down a building?
"It's from a race called the Hydras," said Kirb. "They gave that ability to turn into a Hydra or Semi-Hydra. It only works if they're annoyed."
"Right, so if I get annoyed, I have great power and stuff," I said.
"Yes, that's it," said Kirb. "But that's not enough to defeat the demon youth."
"I could have guessed that," I said.
Bowser and Mr Game and Watch entered.
"Hey guys," I said.
"Yo," said Bowser.
Mr Game and Watch beeped.
"You're the person I'd least expect to see up this early, Bowser," I said.
"I get up early for breakfast and a plan to capture the Mushroom Kingdom," he said.
"I guess there's no point in waking up early then," I smiled.
Bowser raised his eyebrow and sat with Mr Game and Watch in the complete opposite table.
"Anyway, how is it possible to defeat them then?" I asked.
"There's a sceptre..." said U.K. "The holder can borrow energy from the ones around him. It is powerful enough to block any blow, to destroy any material, only if it has enough. The holder can only be pure of heart."
"Wow, think we should get it?" I said.
"We should organise an expedition," said U.K. "I recommend we take Kirby and Young Link."
I smirked and said, "I reckon a couple of other authors would complete the group."
"Good idea," answered U.K.
Then an author appeared right in front of us and fell off the table! She screamed and fell off the table.
"O_o Well that was absolutely fantastic!" she said, rubbing her head.
"What's you name?" I asked.
"Trillian Astra," she said. "And your name must be Retard."
I smiled. "I see you have a sense of humor."
"Humor shmumor," Trillian said. "Just tell me why I'm here and why Ness is just down there with spikey hair."
"He's not Ness! He's U.K.!" I yelled.
"Oh, so he's the United Kingdoms!" she said and she calmed down.
Trillian Astra sat down at the table.
"So what am I doing here?" she asked.
"Well, have you ever played a game called Super Smash Brothers Melee?" I asked.
"Yes, and it rot stunk. Unless you're talking about SSBM!" she said.
"Wow, that made tonnes of sense," I said sarcasticly.
"Sense is like pie," she said. "I have no darn idea why though."
Everyone that could hear laughed, and that included Young Link, Kirby and Ashley who sat at the table. Link and Mario went and sat with Bowser and Mr G&W.
"Ok, everyone we recommend is here!" said Kirb.
"What are you talking about?" said Young Link.
"We're going to get a sceptre," I said. "I don't know what it's called, but it's like the Master Sword... except... it must be way more powerful. And we don't even know what it's called yet,"
"If we're a mile away from it though, I should be able to sense it," said U.K. "The pure of heart can only harness it's power."
"Darnit, I was thinking of getting it," said Young Link.
"They also have to be older then 1000!" said U.K.
Young Link just drooped down.
"C'mon you guys, now that we've orgnaised our group, we should pack up now," said Kirby.
KoRiN then came into the cafeteria.
"Why are you guys just all there?" he said.
"We're going to go on a expedition to find a sceptor," said Ashley. "And it's magical too."
"Oh well, I need to eat," said KoRiN, stacking up trays of food and eating them all.
"O_o Wow, you must be hungry," I said, loading up three trays.
"Speak for yourself," said Ashley.
Kirby then sucked up the rest.
"-_-;; Kirby!!!" everyone said.
"Wha... what happened?" he said.
"YOU SUCKED UP ALL THE FOOD!!" everyone said, hitting him with anime mallets.
"Alright you guys... -_-; ...just calm down. We can open a portal to the Great Fox and ROB can take us there," said Fox.
"Are you coming on the actual adventure?" said Kirb.
"No, but I'd be glad to drop you off," he said.
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Fox had the Great Fox prepared. We strapped on and held on for the flight.
"Uh, where exactly are we going?" said Fox, rolling his chair over the console to put in the co-ordinates.
"Uh, try Phonolite IIX," said Kirb.
"Ummmm, I've never heard of that," said Fox. "I'd better ask ROB."
I was focusing on something else. I could hear noises... it sounded like someone walking across metal.
Well what else could it be? Someone is trying to stray on the ship.
I saw a black figure make a quick movement for the cockpit. He slid across the shadows. And &FWAMP!!& Fox was hit in the face by the unknown figure.
"Who art thou!" said the figure."I am thine commander now!"
"No your not, your just some wannabe who wants to gain power!" said Young Link.
"Enough!" said the figure, pulling out a jagged sword. "I support the Demons and the demons will I only take orders from!"
I unbuckled my seatbelt and kicked him straight in the face.
"You dare... challenge me?!" he said, recovering from the blow and punching me in the face. "Pathetic," he scoffed.
Kirby started hitting at him. Kirby sucked up the figure and copied his power. Kirby pulled out another jagged sword and a huge sword fight commenced.
"Dare face me?" said the figure, slashing at Kirby.
"Yes, you coward," smiled Kirby, blocking the moves. "Reveal your face before I destroy you!"
The figure removed it's mask to reveal a head with grey skin and black hair. His eyes were red, reflecting his hate and anger, and pointy ears.
"Get a life," said Kirby. "Stop spraying your face with paint!"
"You think that the great warrior, known as Hadroga, would spray his face with paint!?" he said, swiping his sword at Kirby.
Kirby only just dodged a stab and cut off Hadroga's leg.
It simply came back straight away!
"Regeneratable limbs?" said Kirby. "Time for some boiling oil. Young Link, you continue the sword fight!"
Young Link blocked a move that Hadroga swung at Kirby. Kirby then got his chemistry set and started making boiling oil.
Young Link swiped at Hadroga's arm and kicked him in the crotch. Hadroga squirmed and grabbed his 'jewels'.
"Link," yelled Kirby. "Catch!"
Young Link caught a bucket of boiling oil and poured it over Hadroga's arm and discontinued it's growth.
Hadroga screamed in pain.
"I'll be back," said Hadroga. "And there'll be no doubt about it!"
His body swirled around and around like a portal and then disappeared in a small flash.
"Good job, you two," said Kirb. "That's another bad guy to look out for."
"He's a silent one," said Ashley.
Fox got up and looked at us.
"What happened?" he said.
"Well, we were sitting here, Hadroga punched you in the-"
"O_O HADROGA?!" said Fox.
"What is wrong?" said Trillian. "You recovered from amnesia?"
"No, he was the former owner of this ship, the Great Fox..." started Fox. "He was a ship dealer before he turned into a demon follower...
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"Hey, James, how are you!" said Hadroga.
"Well, thanks. Do you have any ships I could buy?" said James.
"Yep, a large one for just 50 chiry!" said Hadroga.
Author Zornor: I don't know the bleedin' currency in the Lylat System, ok?!
(The ship was in very good condition. My dad saw the ship without it's emblem 'StarFox' painted on it.)
"Wow, that's a beauty," said James. "I'll take it."
(As you might know, in the prologue of our game Lylat Wars, my father tried to destroy Andross and his army. When they got to Venom, Pigma betrayed him and dad ended up in the hands of Andross with Peppy.)
Peppy jumped into his Arwing. Lasers were firing at him. One was about to hit him but he ducked and rolled under his Arwing and backflipped into it. He put the cockpit glass over himself and flew away, narrowly dodging lasers and other assorted weapons.
(Peppy told us about Andross and my father. I destroyed Andross and escaped with my father back to Corneria. Peace was with us for a while. We had gotten there with the Star Fox, of course. Then, the worst thing happened...)
James had settled in his new home on Corneria. It was a large house. It was rubble when Wolf and his darn goons killed my father and destroyed his home.
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"That was when Hadroga turned evil after hearing of his death..." said Fox. "He's trying to get revenge on me for not protecting him and all around me."
"So just because you weren't there to protect James," said Ashley. "He's trying to kill you?"
"Yes. And the Super Smash Brothers..." said Fox.
"And sisters," said Trillian, smirking.
"Now it's time to get our sceptre!" said Kirb. "We will deal with him after we've retreived it."
Fox asked ROB where Phonolite IIX was and started the engines to go.
"Setting co-ordinates. here we go!" said Fox, strapping on his seat belt and securing his seat to the floor.
Suddenly I jerked back and the hatches closed. I looked out the window and saw the lights of the hanger flash by the Great Fox. I leaned forward and looked out the cockpit window and saw the hanger doors opening. When we were outside, I quickly looked to the side window again.
It was not what I expeceted. Lights were flashing all over the place. Purple ones. And they didn't look like normal ones. The landscape behind the lights was black.
I saw Kirb concentrating in his thoughts in the seat next to mine. That had to be Demokin and Damokin
"The others will have to hold those kids off," I said to Kirb.
"I'm afraid so," said Kirb. "We have to hurry with the sceptor." He turned to look at Fox. "Fox, is it possible to go any faster?"
"Yes, if you want the engine to melt," said Fox.
"We will all melt along with the rest of the Smashers and the universe if we don't hurry!" said Kirb.
He was right. Fox sped up the Great Fox.
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It was a few hours later that we finally saw Phonolite IIX.
"There she is, guys," said Kirby. "Phonolite IIX."
It was a dark green planet; black fog blanketed it's atmosphere. It was moisterous too; greeny blue seas scattered across the terrain.
"It looks like the kids haven't been here," said Ashley.
We eventually touched down on the planet, near one of the large lakes.
It was a swampy environement, almost like a rainforest too. Vines connected trees, fungus hung from the tallest vegetation and small animals scattered from the spaceship.
"Not really the place I expected for a sceptre to be," said Trillian. "But it's great."
UK sat down on the cleanest rock visible and started concentrating again. We stared at him for a few seconds, then went onto other things. I smiled, and ate a cookie that I randomly got out of somewhere.
It was a few minutes later that Kirb finally opened his eyes and stood up.
"Yes, it's over there," said UK, pointing to the left of the Great Fox.
"But that's towards the lake!" said Young Link.
"We're swimming, I bet," said Trillian.
"Not if I can help it!" said Kirby, pulling out a WarpPhone. (Ok, I think that's what it's called. it's from Kirby 64.)
He dialled 7827 2628 'StarBoat' and then completely out of nowhere, a Kirby- themed boat appeared.
"O_o Time to leave, eh?" said UK.
We all jumped in the boat and Kirby started the engine and drove us the the direction where the sceptre was.
I lay down on deck and started to fall asleep. It was very soon that I woke up when a big splash filled my ears. Water swooped down on the boat and everyone got wet.
I finally looked up and saw a giant monkey/fish hybrid. A mermonkey!
"O_O What the heck is that?" said Trillian.
"A mermonkey?" I suggested.
No point to suggest, as the giant amphibian opened it's mouth and was about to swallow the boat when it suddenly stopped, jerked back and swam back in the lake. We were bailing out the water from the boat when I saw a flash. Another flash. Then Demokin and Damokin appeared!
"Hey, it's mister dragon head!" said Demokin.
"Yeah, stupid moron," said Damokin. "I can't believe your not as strong as your other form!"
"Well, prepare to meet my fist," I said, attempting to punch them, getting a aim right in the stomach and sending them back.
"I've met it, sad it's going to die already," said Demokin, charging up a ki blast.
"Dragonball Z references?" I said, jumping up and forcing her to miss. (I forgot who's male or female.)
"You won't have any balls once we're finished with you!" said Damokin, charging at me.
I stood ready and dodged to the side, thinking R + Right. I managed to dodge, but he was about to destroy the boat. But Kirb was lucky to charge up a Masenko and shoot it at Damokin.
"Well, that attempt sucked, Demokin!" said Damokin, breathing heavily from Ultimate Kirbmaster's attack.
"Give up? You weakling!" scoffed Demokin, teleporting back to the Smash planet.
"They went to Smash planet," said Kirb. "We should hurry more."
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"Master Hand, those demon children are heading fast towards us," said Yoshi, looking through the binoculars.
"How should you know? All I can see are purple lights."
"Look higher then that, Mr Fingers."
Master Hand looked up and saw Demokin and Damokin bombarding the planet with ki bombs.
"Well, we are dead," said Captain Falcon. "Remember what they did to us in the cafeteria?"
"All hope is lost." said Master Hand. "Only the pure of heart would be able to save us."
"Makes me think, where's Kirby?" said Jigglypuff.
"Where's my younger self?" said Link.
"Where's the new author?" said Mario.
"Where's Ashley?" said Miana.
"Where's Zornor?" said Mal.
"They-a can't-a be dead, I-a can-a just feel-a it." said Luigi. "I-a don't know-a how, I-a can-a just-a feel it."
"That's-a very true," said Dr Mario.
"PiE Is fAnTaStIc!!!?" said Crazy Hand, breaking the drama.
Everyone bursted out laughing and started rolling on the floor. It was a few minutes later that they realised that the headquarters was rumbling, and the light was getting more and more intense by the second.
"Oh crud," said Pikachu.
"It's too blinding." whined Ness.
"Once the windows start breaking, we attack!" said Master Hand.
Then the windows immediately started breaking.
"Alright, Smashers and Authors, attack!" ordered Master Hand.
"Mighty Pickle army, attack!" commanded Silva.
"Moblin army, attack!!" yelled Ganondorf.
"Koopa army, attack!!" ordered Bowser.
It was only a matter of time that the whole group of Smashers, Authors and Armies started attacking, bravely jumping into the blinding light and facing the demon children.
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"We need to hurry," said UK, pulling the sceptre out of the ruins.
It was shaped like a crown at the end, bridging down to the rod. Four rubies were embedded in the pure gold sceptre. It even glowed a bright yellow color. It looked like nothing could take the shine out of it!
"In a hurry?" said Hadroga, jumping down from the treetops.
"Not you again," sighed Ashley.
"Me again," smirked Hadroga.
"Won't be seeing you again after this," said UK. "Everyone, put your belief into the sceptre!"
I concentrated on the sceptre. I knew UK could win with this. Hadroga wouldn't stand a chance.
The sceptre glowed even more just then.
"What's happening?" said Hadroga, interested at the glowing sceptre.
"You don't dare even follow the paths of evil EVER!!" said UK, readying his sceptor for a blow.
"Follow the laws of forces," said Hadroga, slashing at UK.
The sceptre immediately blocked the attack. UK didn't even fall back a bit from the impact. Too bad for Hadroga, the forces got to him and he smashed through the remaining wall of the ruins.
"You cheap retard!" said Hadroga, immediately getting up and charging at UK.
It was too simple for Kirb. He swung the sceptre right into Hadroga's stomach, which sent him flying far away. We then saw dust and trees flying up and Hadroga attempt to smash UK right in the face. He only broke his fist on the sceptre. His hand throbbed with pain and he hopped back.
UK then smashed him over the head with the sceptre. Not enough to kill him, but render him unconscious.
"He doesn't have any good in him," said UK. "He's too dangerous in this universe to live any longer."
We won't go into any detail. NO DETAIL FOR YOU!!
"Ok," said UK. "Let's leave for the Smash planet.
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The Master Hand was crushing and mushing Demokin and Damokin. But try as he might, the ruins of the Smash HQ were not what he wanted. He wanted to win. And pure evil was no exception.
"DIE NOW!!" yelled Master Hand, trying to grab Damokin and squash him in his fists.
Damokin took it simple and flew to the right.
Mario did his Up B attack on Demokin. Captain Falcon flew up in his F-Zero racer but missed and crashed into the ruins.
"You are pathetic," said Demokin. "How about this move?"
He charged up a huge, purple ki blast and sent it directly at the Smashers, the Authors and the Armies!
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Oooooooooooooooooo, cliffhanger!!
Lurker: You're a cliffhanger.
Wow, that made lots of sense.
Lemp: RECYCLING!!
More like PIE!!
Lemp: Oh yeah.
Oh crap, it's almost the end of the story. No more requests will be taken. sorry everyone, I know you all wanted to get your characters in. But look out for the sequel.
Smash-o-mania I: Unknown Pies
And remember. GO DEXTER FAMILY GO!!
Anyway, here's the eleventh chapter of The New Smasher. The Power of One Scepter Enfused with Other's Sprits is this chapter's title.
God will I need a rest next chapter. Only two requests per chapter, you guys. You're overloading me and I won't get anything done if you keep requesting.
Audience Member: E-excu-u-use me...
*turns into Hydranor* WHAT!!
Audience Member: C-can I use the-
*eats audience member whole and turns back to normal*
I'm not that hungry anymore, you know.
Jq1790, try to give your character a name instead of forcing me to keep typing your author name!!
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I woke up to an early start, forgetting that I was covered in complete slush and had witnessed two of the most powerful warriors in the cosmos being defeated by me.
And I only had these small writing powers.
I had a shower, washed my face and went to the cafeteria.
The only person there was U.K.
"Hi Ultimate Kirbmaster," I greeted.
"G'morning," he responded.
"You're wise and all U.K.," I said. "Do you know about how I got that power to throw two demons about 20 floors down a building?
"It's from a race called the Hydras," said Kirb. "They gave that ability to turn into a Hydra or Semi-Hydra. It only works if they're annoyed."
"Right, so if I get annoyed, I have great power and stuff," I said.
"Yes, that's it," said Kirb. "But that's not enough to defeat the demon youth."
"I could have guessed that," I said.
Bowser and Mr Game and Watch entered.
"Hey guys," I said.
"Yo," said Bowser.
Mr Game and Watch beeped.
"You're the person I'd least expect to see up this early, Bowser," I said.
"I get up early for breakfast and a plan to capture the Mushroom Kingdom," he said.
"I guess there's no point in waking up early then," I smiled.
Bowser raised his eyebrow and sat with Mr Game and Watch in the complete opposite table.
"Anyway, how is it possible to defeat them then?" I asked.
"There's a sceptre..." said U.K. "The holder can borrow energy from the ones around him. It is powerful enough to block any blow, to destroy any material, only if it has enough. The holder can only be pure of heart."
"Wow, think we should get it?" I said.
"We should organise an expedition," said U.K. "I recommend we take Kirby and Young Link."
I smirked and said, "I reckon a couple of other authors would complete the group."
"Good idea," answered U.K.
Then an author appeared right in front of us and fell off the table! She screamed and fell off the table.
"O_o Well that was absolutely fantastic!" she said, rubbing her head.
"What's you name?" I asked.
"Trillian Astra," she said. "And your name must be Retard."
I smiled. "I see you have a sense of humor."
"Humor shmumor," Trillian said. "Just tell me why I'm here and why Ness is just down there with spikey hair."
"He's not Ness! He's U.K.!" I yelled.
"Oh, so he's the United Kingdoms!" she said and she calmed down.
Trillian Astra sat down at the table.
"So what am I doing here?" she asked.
"Well, have you ever played a game called Super Smash Brothers Melee?" I asked.
"Yes, and it rot stunk. Unless you're talking about SSBM!" she said.
"Wow, that made tonnes of sense," I said sarcasticly.
"Sense is like pie," she said. "I have no darn idea why though."
Everyone that could hear laughed, and that included Young Link, Kirby and Ashley who sat at the table. Link and Mario went and sat with Bowser and Mr G&W.
"Ok, everyone we recommend is here!" said Kirb.
"What are you talking about?" said Young Link.
"We're going to get a sceptre," I said. "I don't know what it's called, but it's like the Master Sword... except... it must be way more powerful. And we don't even know what it's called yet,"
"If we're a mile away from it though, I should be able to sense it," said U.K. "The pure of heart can only harness it's power."
"Darnit, I was thinking of getting it," said Young Link.
"They also have to be older then 1000!" said U.K.
Young Link just drooped down.
"C'mon you guys, now that we've orgnaised our group, we should pack up now," said Kirby.
KoRiN then came into the cafeteria.
"Why are you guys just all there?" he said.
"We're going to go on a expedition to find a sceptor," said Ashley. "And it's magical too."
"Oh well, I need to eat," said KoRiN, stacking up trays of food and eating them all.
"O_o Wow, you must be hungry," I said, loading up three trays.
"Speak for yourself," said Ashley.
Kirby then sucked up the rest.
"-_-;; Kirby!!!" everyone said.
"Wha... what happened?" he said.
"YOU SUCKED UP ALL THE FOOD!!" everyone said, hitting him with anime mallets.
"Alright you guys... -_-; ...just calm down. We can open a portal to the Great Fox and ROB can take us there," said Fox.
"Are you coming on the actual adventure?" said Kirb.
"No, but I'd be glad to drop you off," he said.
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Fox had the Great Fox prepared. We strapped on and held on for the flight.
"Uh, where exactly are we going?" said Fox, rolling his chair over the console to put in the co-ordinates.
"Uh, try Phonolite IIX," said Kirb.
"Ummmm, I've never heard of that," said Fox. "I'd better ask ROB."
I was focusing on something else. I could hear noises... it sounded like someone walking across metal.
Well what else could it be? Someone is trying to stray on the ship.
I saw a black figure make a quick movement for the cockpit. He slid across the shadows. And &FWAMP!!& Fox was hit in the face by the unknown figure.
"Who art thou!" said the figure."I am thine commander now!"
"No your not, your just some wannabe who wants to gain power!" said Young Link.
"Enough!" said the figure, pulling out a jagged sword. "I support the Demons and the demons will I only take orders from!"
I unbuckled my seatbelt and kicked him straight in the face.
"You dare... challenge me?!" he said, recovering from the blow and punching me in the face. "Pathetic," he scoffed.
Kirby started hitting at him. Kirby sucked up the figure and copied his power. Kirby pulled out another jagged sword and a huge sword fight commenced.
"Dare face me?" said the figure, slashing at Kirby.
"Yes, you coward," smiled Kirby, blocking the moves. "Reveal your face before I destroy you!"
The figure removed it's mask to reveal a head with grey skin and black hair. His eyes were red, reflecting his hate and anger, and pointy ears.
"Get a life," said Kirby. "Stop spraying your face with paint!"
"You think that the great warrior, known as Hadroga, would spray his face with paint!?" he said, swiping his sword at Kirby.
Kirby only just dodged a stab and cut off Hadroga's leg.
It simply came back straight away!
"Regeneratable limbs?" said Kirby. "Time for some boiling oil. Young Link, you continue the sword fight!"
Young Link blocked a move that Hadroga swung at Kirby. Kirby then got his chemistry set and started making boiling oil.
Young Link swiped at Hadroga's arm and kicked him in the crotch. Hadroga squirmed and grabbed his 'jewels'.
"Link," yelled Kirby. "Catch!"
Young Link caught a bucket of boiling oil and poured it over Hadroga's arm and discontinued it's growth.
Hadroga screamed in pain.
"I'll be back," said Hadroga. "And there'll be no doubt about it!"
His body swirled around and around like a portal and then disappeared in a small flash.
"Good job, you two," said Kirb. "That's another bad guy to look out for."
"He's a silent one," said Ashley.
Fox got up and looked at us.
"What happened?" he said.
"Well, we were sitting here, Hadroga punched you in the-"
"O_O HADROGA?!" said Fox.
"What is wrong?" said Trillian. "You recovered from amnesia?"
"No, he was the former owner of this ship, the Great Fox..." started Fox. "He was a ship dealer before he turned into a demon follower...
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"Hey, James, how are you!" said Hadroga.
"Well, thanks. Do you have any ships I could buy?" said James.
"Yep, a large one for just 50 chiry!" said Hadroga.
Author Zornor: I don't know the bleedin' currency in the Lylat System, ok?!
(The ship was in very good condition. My dad saw the ship without it's emblem 'StarFox' painted on it.)
"Wow, that's a beauty," said James. "I'll take it."
(As you might know, in the prologue of our game Lylat Wars, my father tried to destroy Andross and his army. When they got to Venom, Pigma betrayed him and dad ended up in the hands of Andross with Peppy.)
Peppy jumped into his Arwing. Lasers were firing at him. One was about to hit him but he ducked and rolled under his Arwing and backflipped into it. He put the cockpit glass over himself and flew away, narrowly dodging lasers and other assorted weapons.
(Peppy told us about Andross and my father. I destroyed Andross and escaped with my father back to Corneria. Peace was with us for a while. We had gotten there with the Star Fox, of course. Then, the worst thing happened...)
James had settled in his new home on Corneria. It was a large house. It was rubble when Wolf and his darn goons killed my father and destroyed his home.
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"That was when Hadroga turned evil after hearing of his death..." said Fox. "He's trying to get revenge on me for not protecting him and all around me."
"So just because you weren't there to protect James," said Ashley. "He's trying to kill you?"
"Yes. And the Super Smash Brothers..." said Fox.
"And sisters," said Trillian, smirking.
"Now it's time to get our sceptre!" said Kirb. "We will deal with him after we've retreived it."
Fox asked ROB where Phonolite IIX was and started the engines to go.
"Setting co-ordinates. here we go!" said Fox, strapping on his seat belt and securing his seat to the floor.
Suddenly I jerked back and the hatches closed. I looked out the window and saw the lights of the hanger flash by the Great Fox. I leaned forward and looked out the cockpit window and saw the hanger doors opening. When we were outside, I quickly looked to the side window again.
It was not what I expeceted. Lights were flashing all over the place. Purple ones. And they didn't look like normal ones. The landscape behind the lights was black.
I saw Kirb concentrating in his thoughts in the seat next to mine. That had to be Demokin and Damokin
"The others will have to hold those kids off," I said to Kirb.
"I'm afraid so," said Kirb. "We have to hurry with the sceptor." He turned to look at Fox. "Fox, is it possible to go any faster?"
"Yes, if you want the engine to melt," said Fox.
"We will all melt along with the rest of the Smashers and the universe if we don't hurry!" said Kirb.
He was right. Fox sped up the Great Fox.
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It was a few hours later that we finally saw Phonolite IIX.
"There she is, guys," said Kirby. "Phonolite IIX."
It was a dark green planet; black fog blanketed it's atmosphere. It was moisterous too; greeny blue seas scattered across the terrain.
"It looks like the kids haven't been here," said Ashley.
We eventually touched down on the planet, near one of the large lakes.
It was a swampy environement, almost like a rainforest too. Vines connected trees, fungus hung from the tallest vegetation and small animals scattered from the spaceship.
"Not really the place I expected for a sceptre to be," said Trillian. "But it's great."
UK sat down on the cleanest rock visible and started concentrating again. We stared at him for a few seconds, then went onto other things. I smiled, and ate a cookie that I randomly got out of somewhere.
It was a few minutes later that Kirb finally opened his eyes and stood up.
"Yes, it's over there," said UK, pointing to the left of the Great Fox.
"But that's towards the lake!" said Young Link.
"We're swimming, I bet," said Trillian.
"Not if I can help it!" said Kirby, pulling out a WarpPhone. (Ok, I think that's what it's called. it's from Kirby 64.)
He dialled 7827 2628 'StarBoat' and then completely out of nowhere, a Kirby- themed boat appeared.
"O_o Time to leave, eh?" said UK.
We all jumped in the boat and Kirby started the engine and drove us the the direction where the sceptre was.
I lay down on deck and started to fall asleep. It was very soon that I woke up when a big splash filled my ears. Water swooped down on the boat and everyone got wet.
I finally looked up and saw a giant monkey/fish hybrid. A mermonkey!
"O_O What the heck is that?" said Trillian.
"A mermonkey?" I suggested.
No point to suggest, as the giant amphibian opened it's mouth and was about to swallow the boat when it suddenly stopped, jerked back and swam back in the lake. We were bailing out the water from the boat when I saw a flash. Another flash. Then Demokin and Damokin appeared!
"Hey, it's mister dragon head!" said Demokin.
"Yeah, stupid moron," said Damokin. "I can't believe your not as strong as your other form!"
"Well, prepare to meet my fist," I said, attempting to punch them, getting a aim right in the stomach and sending them back.
"I've met it, sad it's going to die already," said Demokin, charging up a ki blast.
"Dragonball Z references?" I said, jumping up and forcing her to miss. (I forgot who's male or female.)
"You won't have any balls once we're finished with you!" said Damokin, charging at me.
I stood ready and dodged to the side, thinking R + Right. I managed to dodge, but he was about to destroy the boat. But Kirb was lucky to charge up a Masenko and shoot it at Damokin.
"Well, that attempt sucked, Demokin!" said Damokin, breathing heavily from Ultimate Kirbmaster's attack.
"Give up? You weakling!" scoffed Demokin, teleporting back to the Smash planet.
"They went to Smash planet," said Kirb. "We should hurry more."
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"Master Hand, those demon children are heading fast towards us," said Yoshi, looking through the binoculars.
"How should you know? All I can see are purple lights."
"Look higher then that, Mr Fingers."
Master Hand looked up and saw Demokin and Damokin bombarding the planet with ki bombs.
"Well, we are dead," said Captain Falcon. "Remember what they did to us in the cafeteria?"
"All hope is lost." said Master Hand. "Only the pure of heart would be able to save us."
"Makes me think, where's Kirby?" said Jigglypuff.
"Where's my younger self?" said Link.
"Where's the new author?" said Mario.
"Where's Ashley?" said Miana.
"Where's Zornor?" said Mal.
"They-a can't-a be dead, I-a can-a just feel-a it." said Luigi. "I-a don't know-a how, I-a can-a just-a feel it."
"That's-a very true," said Dr Mario.
"PiE Is fAnTaStIc!!!?" said Crazy Hand, breaking the drama.
Everyone bursted out laughing and started rolling on the floor. It was a few minutes later that they realised that the headquarters was rumbling, and the light was getting more and more intense by the second.
"Oh crud," said Pikachu.
"It's too blinding." whined Ness.
"Once the windows start breaking, we attack!" said Master Hand.
Then the windows immediately started breaking.
"Alright, Smashers and Authors, attack!" ordered Master Hand.
"Mighty Pickle army, attack!" commanded Silva.
"Moblin army, attack!!" yelled Ganondorf.
"Koopa army, attack!!" ordered Bowser.
It was only a matter of time that the whole group of Smashers, Authors and Armies started attacking, bravely jumping into the blinding light and facing the demon children.
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"We need to hurry," said UK, pulling the sceptre out of the ruins.
It was shaped like a crown at the end, bridging down to the rod. Four rubies were embedded in the pure gold sceptre. It even glowed a bright yellow color. It looked like nothing could take the shine out of it!
"In a hurry?" said Hadroga, jumping down from the treetops.
"Not you again," sighed Ashley.
"Me again," smirked Hadroga.
"Won't be seeing you again after this," said UK. "Everyone, put your belief into the sceptre!"
I concentrated on the sceptre. I knew UK could win with this. Hadroga wouldn't stand a chance.
The sceptre glowed even more just then.
"What's happening?" said Hadroga, interested at the glowing sceptre.
"You don't dare even follow the paths of evil EVER!!" said UK, readying his sceptor for a blow.
"Follow the laws of forces," said Hadroga, slashing at UK.
The sceptre immediately blocked the attack. UK didn't even fall back a bit from the impact. Too bad for Hadroga, the forces got to him and he smashed through the remaining wall of the ruins.
"You cheap retard!" said Hadroga, immediately getting up and charging at UK.
It was too simple for Kirb. He swung the sceptre right into Hadroga's stomach, which sent him flying far away. We then saw dust and trees flying up and Hadroga attempt to smash UK right in the face. He only broke his fist on the sceptre. His hand throbbed with pain and he hopped back.
UK then smashed him over the head with the sceptre. Not enough to kill him, but render him unconscious.
"He doesn't have any good in him," said UK. "He's too dangerous in this universe to live any longer."
We won't go into any detail. NO DETAIL FOR YOU!!
"Ok," said UK. "Let's leave for the Smash planet.
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The Master Hand was crushing and mushing Demokin and Damokin. But try as he might, the ruins of the Smash HQ were not what he wanted. He wanted to win. And pure evil was no exception.
"DIE NOW!!" yelled Master Hand, trying to grab Damokin and squash him in his fists.
Damokin took it simple and flew to the right.
Mario did his Up B attack on Demokin. Captain Falcon flew up in his F-Zero racer but missed and crashed into the ruins.
"You are pathetic," said Demokin. "How about this move?"
He charged up a huge, purple ki blast and sent it directly at the Smashers, the Authors and the Armies!
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Oooooooooooooooooo, cliffhanger!!
Lurker: You're a cliffhanger.
Wow, that made lots of sense.
Lemp: RECYCLING!!
More like PIE!!
Lemp: Oh yeah.
Oh crap, it's almost the end of the story. No more requests will be taken. sorry everyone, I know you all wanted to get your characters in. But look out for the sequel.
Smash-o-mania I: Unknown Pies
And remember. GO DEXTER FAMILY GO!!
