Finally, the action-packed, horror-filled, suspense-giving, super-romantic,
ultra-dramatic and insane chapter 12 is here! ^__________^
Anyway, the mystical pizza is waiting for the new chapter.
What will the giant ki blast do to the Smashers and the authors? And the armies too; will that many insane citizens be destroyed? Find out on this chapter of.
The New Smasher!
Lurker: Dragon Ball Z references.
Great Insane Randomo: Shutup.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"There's a huge energy source coming from the Smash planet," said UK. "We had better hurry."
"Suppose we could stick the scepter in the engine to make it go faster?" said Trillian.
"Uh, what?" said Kirby.
"We need fuel," said Fox.
"There's no time!" said Ashley.
"Yeah, try that sceptre," said Young Link.
"It's our only hope if that's a giant ki blast," I said.
"Ok, same process as before," said UK. "Believe in the scepter's power."
UK unbuckled his seat belt and went to the engine room.
I believed this could go faster. We were going to defeat Demokin and Damokin.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Prepare for impact!" yelled Slywolf.
"WE ARE!!" said Mal.
"Anyone got any ideas from the past." sighed Master Hand.
"I know!" answered Mal. "Remember Austin? I can call him and he can block the blast!"
"O_o Right." said Balsk.
"SANITY PILLS!!!" said Crazy Hand.
"You should take them," said Dr Mario.
"DRINK STEAK!!?!!" shouted Crazy Hand.
"Ok, time for some Dragon Ball Z references!" said Miana.
"That was random," said Mario.
"No seriously, look up there!" said Miana.
"Oh my goodness, is that what I think it is." said Master Hand.
"IT'S A COMET!" said Link.
"It's cheese!" said Donkey Kong.
"I'm a loner!" said Captain Falcon.
"O_o It's the Great Fox!" said Falco.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Crap, there's nothing left of the HQ," said Kirby. "You have not an idea how long that took, and back then there was only like 12 Smashers when we built that."
"You'll have lots more," I said.
"Except Master Hand would want more then what we just had," said Young Link.
"Oh, fantastically great," said Ashley.
UK jumped out of the ship and teleported right where the giant ki ball was.
"O_O What are you doing?" yelled Trillian.
"He knows what he's doing," I said.
"Uh, jumping right in front of a giant ball?" said Fox.
We finally landed and ran over to where the Smash Bunker was, where all the Smashers were hiding.
"O_O You guys came back?" said Slywolf.
"Don't think we'd leave you," I said.
I looked out the window and saw UK's figure, charging up a giant ki blast.
"MASENKO!!!" he yelled, and fired the beam straight at the giant purple ball.
His blast being blue made the ball look indigo. Demokin and Damokin, however, were seemingly unaware of the Masenko. But they weren't however, and the giant ball dissolved right when the ki blast was about to hit them in the face!
"Wow, they had no chance then," said Miana.
"I like slimey CHEESE!!" said Silva.
Demokin and Damokin obviously weren't destroyed, but they were minorly hurt.
"Melee time?" said UK, smiling.
"1 verses 1," said Demokin.
"Alright, battle starts now!" said UK, pulling out the scepter.
"You think that whelp of a scepter can defeat me?" said Demokin, firing a small ki blast at UK.
UK easily dodged it by flipping to the side and held the scepter out to Demokin.
"You think that you stupid powers can destroy the powers of many beliefs?" said UK.
"Everyone, believe in the scepter!" I said.
"HOW COULD THAT CRUMMY SCEPTER DEFEAT THOSE TWO OVERLY-POWERFUL TWERPS!" said Ganondorf.
"Shutup Ganondorf," I replied. "You have magic in your world. And same here. Believe that this scepter can destroy this evil!"
Ganondorf nodded and sat down.
Everyone sat down in fact and stared at the scepter.
"This reminds me of something," said Link. "Whenver someone made a lame joke in swordsman school, we would stare at a streamer."
"O_o" said Mal.
"Shutup, myself!" said Young Link.
Everyone started laughing, including Young Link.
After the gags and giggles, everyone looked at UK and the scepter. He was dodging and hitting, dodging and hitting. Always the same process and the same progress. He hadn't majorly hurt the kin in about ten minutes!
"KABOOM!" yelled a monster that randomly appeared in the middle of the room.
"The Lurker?!" I said.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" said the Lurker.
"Being a Smasher," I said.
"Shutup," said the Lurker. "I'm here to tell you that explorer people back on Earth found a fountain, that might be useful for changing moves."
"Ok," said Mal. "How do we reach the chicken pie?"
"You should after katana kid there finishes off the arrogant apes," said the Lurker.
"HEY!" said Donkey Kong.
"While you're here," said Miana. "You should believe in the scepter thing there."
"Uh, sure." said the Lurker.
"Alright now, why do we have MORE Starcraft references?" said Master Hand.
Then the SCV appeared again.
"BOYS!! BOYS!! BOYS!! BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!" it sang and disappeared.
"O.o How many times do you think you'll hear that?" said Bowser.
Then EVERY single unit in Starcraft and the expansion appeared, except for the Lurker.
"BOYS!! BOYS!! BOYS!! BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!" they all sang and disappeared again.
Everyone was about to faint, except for Ness, who fainted.
"Weak runt," said Kirby.
"Nobody likes me," said Captain Falcon, hollering in a corner.
"KirbmasterX references," said the Lurker.
KirbmasterX: No more torture for Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon: *in KMX's story* Yay!
KirbmasterX: Instead, you are going to be locked in the isolation chamber!
Captain Falcon: ;_;
"BELIEVE IN THE SCEPTER MORE!!" yelled Silva.
The scepter glowed more then ever. In fact the wasteland ruins of the Smash Planet were glowing gold. All life not evil believed in the scepter!
"What's this?" said Demokin.
"This," said UK smashed Demokin in the head.
Demokin took a while to recover. But that was when she smiled.
"Ok, so it's 1 verses 1," she said. "This is what I call a better 1 verses 1."
She stepped near Damokin and they performed the fusion dance!
Just the force of the major power up sent the roof of the bunker flying.
The dead trees were uprooted and dust went flying all over the now-desert landscape.
Everyone shielded themselves as good as they could, but the fusion ended up destroying the bunker and only a hole was left.
The kin fusion smiled. It was almost 2 times more powerful then both power levels unfused put together.
"Met me?" said the kin fusion. "I'm Daemokin.
KirbmasterX: *finishes locking the isolation chamber and sees Daemokin* O_O What the heck Zornor?
Author Zornor: Suspense is NEEDED! So is power.
KirbmasterX: Ok, your cheese is weird.
"SO AM I!!?!!" yelled Silva.
"I like cheeese! Woo woo woo! I like cheese! Good for you! Low in fibre! high in fat! I bet that you didn't know that!" said KoRiN.
"Wow, you haven't been mentioned in ages," said Pikachu.
"SHUTUP YOU OVERGROWN EXCUSE FOR A CRAP!!" said KoRiN.
"Authorised by the Commonwealth Government Australia!" said a random kangaroo. "All rights reserved!"
"WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS CHAPTER!!" said Jordiscy.
"Hooray for pizza!" said Balsk.
"KABOOM!" said Daemokin.
"It's about time you said something random," said Yoshi.
"I AM A BACON BURGER!!" I yelled.
"Meh, I might as well be too," said Mage.
"Pow!" said Siphon and Sheath at the same time.
Author Zornor: Was Sheath even previously in the story? Oh well.
"I think every author's been mentioned," said Jigglypuff.
"FOR ONCE!!" said Samus.
"I'm a ham!" said Zelda.
"Why can't I be a ham?" said Peach.
"CAT FIGHT!!" yelled Pichu.
"SHUTUP!!" yelled the princesses and they did their double-team attack. the Bitch-Slap Forever!
Author Zornor: *reading book* It says here. 'Sprint towards the opponent while slapping in the air. Once they're near the opponent, they slap from both sides!'
"Oh crap." said Pichu, and got seriously slapped from the princesses.
"We all live in a yellow submarine!" said Mewtwo.
"I'm so high!" said Luigi and jumped off a random cliff.
"Chibis attack!" said a pen.
"To be or not to be, that is the question," said the Grim Reaper.
"I HAVE THE POWER!!!" yelled Ganondorf.
"Power is for me!" said Phoodooman.
"Why not me?" said Marth.
"JAPANESE GIBERISH?" said Roy.
"IWANTTOBEGIBBERISH!" said Dr Mario.
"Kaboom?" said Mr Game and Watch.
"Huh? Oh," sighed Falco.
"WHY NOT ME!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA?" said Popo.
"BECAUSE IT'S ME!!" shouted Nana.
"This is officially insane," said Miana.
"I think Zornor's trying to mention everyone," said Sheik.
"Since when did you change?" said Peach.
"When I felt like it," said Zelda.
"How did she just appear too?" asked Pichu.
"KoRiN, I like pizza," said Kirby.
"OH LOOK IT'S MARTH!!" yelled Trillian and squeezed Marth.
"O_O;;" was everyone's expression.
"0_O I have a weird eye," said Link.
"Bacono the Random Burger is in town!" said the Lurker.
"Randomo the Bacon Burger, you idiot!" I said.
"KABOING!!" yelled Captain Falcon at the top of his lungs.
"!!GNIOBAK" said noclaF niatpaC.
"I be mentioned! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Samus.
"Boing?" said the bacon.
"Hey look, a distraction!" said Sonic.
"Ooh, where?" said Goku.
"I'M A DONKEY!! I'M A DONKEY!!" yelled Bowser.
"SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Turbo Super Saiyan Link.
Author Zornor: I haven't even let UK open the portal and all of KMX's characters are coming in.
"Mary had a little lamb! She pushed it off the nearest dam!" said Fredrico.
"Why are people just randomly appearing?" said Master Link.
"Speak for yourself!" said Slywolf.
"EVERYONE LOOK AT THE STUPID FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. "And remember, believe in the scepter! ^_^"
"O.o Ok." everyone said.
UK blocked a move that Daemokin had attempted. The scepter had so much gold it was almost white. And about a minute later it was completely glowing white!
"Ho ho ho?!" said Santa Claus.
"O_O Why is the present man here!" I said.
"Because I felt like it," said the Easter Bunny.
Then the scepter was glowing so much that is was hard to look at. Daemokin hadn't much of a chance...
"Why oh why oh WHY can't I have pie?" said Master Link.
"I'm a ham!" I said.
"Hey UK," said Daemokin. "If you don't attack me anymore I'll give you infinite ice cream. If you do attack me I'll destroy it!"
"O_O Save the universe or infinite ice cream?" said UK. He was shaking and he looked like he was going to drop the scepter... somehow.
But how could he let down the multiverse just for infinite ice cream? He couldn't possibly take it...
He must've been thinking the same thing. Faster then the speed of light he hit Daemokin over the head with the scepter. And then he found the bottomless ice cream bucket right behind Daemokin!
"Now I must finish the evil off..." said UK.
Author Zornor: WAAAAAAAAAIITT!!!!
"What?" said UK.
Author Zornor: KMX didn't want them finished off.
"O_o How do we rid of them?" said UK.
"Send them to KMX's story."
A portal suddenly opened up, and Demokin and Damokin, now unfused, were sucked into KMX's story, SSBM Story: H20.
And then the script form started rushing into our story!
Dr Mario: USINGTHISSTORYPORTALISHALLRULEALLTHEUNIVERSE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Zornor: Crap! Close the portal! Close the portal!
Lurker: GET IT CLOSED NOW!!!
Kirby: Weeee...
Ness: I'm so lonely! *gets tortured by KMX*
Ness: I'm so lonely! *throws himself off a cliff*
I sighed from the relief of the paragraph form back into the story. The evil deeds of Demokin and Damokin were behind us. Victory had fallen upon us... except the author made it not as good with the simple 'throw-em-in- the-portal' method.
I leaned back and lay down. Yes, UK had won the battle for us. and Master Hand broke the moment of silence.
"Hey guys, we won!" said Master Hand.
Everyone quietly talked to each other, and then Pichu cheered really loud.
Then the Smashers stood up, got out of the hole and picked up UK.
"WE WON!!!?!!" said Crazy Hand.
"Kablamo!" said Master Link.
"I'm a ham!" said Mal.
"WHERE! WHERE!" said UK.
Then everyone realized something... where were they to sleep while the HQ was destroyed?
"Alright guys," said Master Hand. "Back to work..."
The Smashers of SSB groaned. Everyone else slouched over and started looking for something to build with.
::camera zooms out to reveal a book with all the writing and pictures in it. The book is closed by Author Zornor::
Author Zornor: And that is how the bacon prevailed against the cheese. HANG ON, WHAT SCRIPT IS THIS!!
::throws away script for upcoming original story Random Food Wars::
Author Zornor: *cough* And that is how the monkeys fertilized the plants. ::sighs and tears up script::
Author Zornor: That is how the Smashers defeated the most evilest evil in the whole evil world! ::evilly laughs::
Phat: YOU IDIOT!!
Great Insane Randomo: Why can't you be an idiot?
Lurker: Yeah!
Lemp: Speak for yourself, you good for nothin' reject!
Lurker: WHY YOU LITTLE!!
Lemp/Lurker/Great Insane Randomo/Phat: ::get into a huge fight::
Author Zornor: OK, WE WILL MOVE ON. C'ya in the Epilogue. And look out for the sequel! Requests taken for it, too, after chapter two is up.
Smash-o-mania I: Unknown Pies is coming. and don't deny it!
Please review and tell me of any grammatical errors.
Phat: Like that?
::punches Phat in the gut and throws him into the Great Insane Randomo::
Great Insane Randomo: O_O Ah! ::stumbles and kicks Phat into Lemp::
Lemp: Crap! ::is thrown out of hoverchair and smashes into wall::
Phat: @_@ Ouch...
Mario: Let'sa go!
Luigi: Mama-mia!
Samus: Why was I chosen to be here!
Zornor: Because you have a helmet.
Author Zornor: Why are you here? You're not a proper Smasher.
Zornor: Now that I'm out of the actual story, I have equal power to you.
Author Zornor: OH crap, I can't send you back into the story now!
::Zornor and Author Zornor duel with fireballs::
Zelda: C'ya around in Smash-o-Mania I! ^_~
Peach: That's my job!
Pichu: It's Link's!
Zelda/Peach: ::perform Bitch-Slap Forever on Pichu::
Pichu: X_X
Link: Whatever. Hope to see thou in the epilogue. Yep, not the sequel, the epilogue...
THE END...
Author Zornor: ...and remember, the script form air will be invading the sequel...
And by the way, the author's notes chapters have been deleted by request of FanFiction.net.
Anyway, the mystical pizza is waiting for the new chapter.
What will the giant ki blast do to the Smashers and the authors? And the armies too; will that many insane citizens be destroyed? Find out on this chapter of.
The New Smasher!
Lurker: Dragon Ball Z references.
Great Insane Randomo: Shutup.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"There's a huge energy source coming from the Smash planet," said UK. "We had better hurry."
"Suppose we could stick the scepter in the engine to make it go faster?" said Trillian.
"Uh, what?" said Kirby.
"We need fuel," said Fox.
"There's no time!" said Ashley.
"Yeah, try that sceptre," said Young Link.
"It's our only hope if that's a giant ki blast," I said.
"Ok, same process as before," said UK. "Believe in the scepter's power."
UK unbuckled his seat belt and went to the engine room.
I believed this could go faster. We were going to defeat Demokin and Damokin.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Prepare for impact!" yelled Slywolf.
"WE ARE!!" said Mal.
"Anyone got any ideas from the past." sighed Master Hand.
"I know!" answered Mal. "Remember Austin? I can call him and he can block the blast!"
"O_o Right." said Balsk.
"SANITY PILLS!!!" said Crazy Hand.
"You should take them," said Dr Mario.
"DRINK STEAK!!?!!" shouted Crazy Hand.
"Ok, time for some Dragon Ball Z references!" said Miana.
"That was random," said Mario.
"No seriously, look up there!" said Miana.
"Oh my goodness, is that what I think it is." said Master Hand.
"IT'S A COMET!" said Link.
"It's cheese!" said Donkey Kong.
"I'm a loner!" said Captain Falcon.
"O_o It's the Great Fox!" said Falco.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Crap, there's nothing left of the HQ," said Kirby. "You have not an idea how long that took, and back then there was only like 12 Smashers when we built that."
"You'll have lots more," I said.
"Except Master Hand would want more then what we just had," said Young Link.
"Oh, fantastically great," said Ashley.
UK jumped out of the ship and teleported right where the giant ki ball was.
"O_O What are you doing?" yelled Trillian.
"He knows what he's doing," I said.
"Uh, jumping right in front of a giant ball?" said Fox.
We finally landed and ran over to where the Smash Bunker was, where all the Smashers were hiding.
"O_O You guys came back?" said Slywolf.
"Don't think we'd leave you," I said.
I looked out the window and saw UK's figure, charging up a giant ki blast.
"MASENKO!!!" he yelled, and fired the beam straight at the giant purple ball.
His blast being blue made the ball look indigo. Demokin and Damokin, however, were seemingly unaware of the Masenko. But they weren't however, and the giant ball dissolved right when the ki blast was about to hit them in the face!
"Wow, they had no chance then," said Miana.
"I like slimey CHEESE!!" said Silva.
Demokin and Damokin obviously weren't destroyed, but they were minorly hurt.
"Melee time?" said UK, smiling.
"1 verses 1," said Demokin.
"Alright, battle starts now!" said UK, pulling out the scepter.
"You think that whelp of a scepter can defeat me?" said Demokin, firing a small ki blast at UK.
UK easily dodged it by flipping to the side and held the scepter out to Demokin.
"You think that you stupid powers can destroy the powers of many beliefs?" said UK.
"Everyone, believe in the scepter!" I said.
"HOW COULD THAT CRUMMY SCEPTER DEFEAT THOSE TWO OVERLY-POWERFUL TWERPS!" said Ganondorf.
"Shutup Ganondorf," I replied. "You have magic in your world. And same here. Believe that this scepter can destroy this evil!"
Ganondorf nodded and sat down.
Everyone sat down in fact and stared at the scepter.
"This reminds me of something," said Link. "Whenver someone made a lame joke in swordsman school, we would stare at a streamer."
"O_o" said Mal.
"Shutup, myself!" said Young Link.
Everyone started laughing, including Young Link.
After the gags and giggles, everyone looked at UK and the scepter. He was dodging and hitting, dodging and hitting. Always the same process and the same progress. He hadn't majorly hurt the kin in about ten minutes!
"KABOOM!" yelled a monster that randomly appeared in the middle of the room.
"The Lurker?!" I said.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" said the Lurker.
"Being a Smasher," I said.
"Shutup," said the Lurker. "I'm here to tell you that explorer people back on Earth found a fountain, that might be useful for changing moves."
"Ok," said Mal. "How do we reach the chicken pie?"
"You should after katana kid there finishes off the arrogant apes," said the Lurker.
"HEY!" said Donkey Kong.
"While you're here," said Miana. "You should believe in the scepter thing there."
"Uh, sure." said the Lurker.
"Alright now, why do we have MORE Starcraft references?" said Master Hand.
Then the SCV appeared again.
"BOYS!! BOYS!! BOYS!! BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!" it sang and disappeared.
"O.o How many times do you think you'll hear that?" said Bowser.
Then EVERY single unit in Starcraft and the expansion appeared, except for the Lurker.
"BOYS!! BOYS!! BOYS!! BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!" they all sang and disappeared again.
Everyone was about to faint, except for Ness, who fainted.
"Weak runt," said Kirby.
"Nobody likes me," said Captain Falcon, hollering in a corner.
"KirbmasterX references," said the Lurker.
KirbmasterX: No more torture for Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon: *in KMX's story* Yay!
KirbmasterX: Instead, you are going to be locked in the isolation chamber!
Captain Falcon: ;_;
"BELIEVE IN THE SCEPTER MORE!!" yelled Silva.
The scepter glowed more then ever. In fact the wasteland ruins of the Smash Planet were glowing gold. All life not evil believed in the scepter!
"What's this?" said Demokin.
"This," said UK smashed Demokin in the head.
Demokin took a while to recover. But that was when she smiled.
"Ok, so it's 1 verses 1," she said. "This is what I call a better 1 verses 1."
She stepped near Damokin and they performed the fusion dance!
Just the force of the major power up sent the roof of the bunker flying.
The dead trees were uprooted and dust went flying all over the now-desert landscape.
Everyone shielded themselves as good as they could, but the fusion ended up destroying the bunker and only a hole was left.
The kin fusion smiled. It was almost 2 times more powerful then both power levels unfused put together.
"Met me?" said the kin fusion. "I'm Daemokin.
KirbmasterX: *finishes locking the isolation chamber and sees Daemokin* O_O What the heck Zornor?
Author Zornor: Suspense is NEEDED! So is power.
KirbmasterX: Ok, your cheese is weird.
"SO AM I!!?!!" yelled Silva.
"I like cheeese! Woo woo woo! I like cheese! Good for you! Low in fibre! high in fat! I bet that you didn't know that!" said KoRiN.
"Wow, you haven't been mentioned in ages," said Pikachu.
"SHUTUP YOU OVERGROWN EXCUSE FOR A CRAP!!" said KoRiN.
"Authorised by the Commonwealth Government Australia!" said a random kangaroo. "All rights reserved!"
"WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS CHAPTER!!" said Jordiscy.
"Hooray for pizza!" said Balsk.
"KABOOM!" said Daemokin.
"It's about time you said something random," said Yoshi.
"I AM A BACON BURGER!!" I yelled.
"Meh, I might as well be too," said Mage.
"Pow!" said Siphon and Sheath at the same time.
Author Zornor: Was Sheath even previously in the story? Oh well.
"I think every author's been mentioned," said Jigglypuff.
"FOR ONCE!!" said Samus.
"I'm a ham!" said Zelda.
"Why can't I be a ham?" said Peach.
"CAT FIGHT!!" yelled Pichu.
"SHUTUP!!" yelled the princesses and they did their double-team attack. the Bitch-Slap Forever!
Author Zornor: *reading book* It says here. 'Sprint towards the opponent while slapping in the air. Once they're near the opponent, they slap from both sides!'
"Oh crap." said Pichu, and got seriously slapped from the princesses.
"We all live in a yellow submarine!" said Mewtwo.
"I'm so high!" said Luigi and jumped off a random cliff.
"Chibis attack!" said a pen.
"To be or not to be, that is the question," said the Grim Reaper.
"I HAVE THE POWER!!!" yelled Ganondorf.
"Power is for me!" said Phoodooman.
"Why not me?" said Marth.
"JAPANESE GIBERISH?" said Roy.
"IWANTTOBEGIBBERISH!" said Dr Mario.
"Kaboom?" said Mr Game and Watch.
"Huh? Oh," sighed Falco.
"WHY NOT ME!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA?" said Popo.
"BECAUSE IT'S ME!!" shouted Nana.
"This is officially insane," said Miana.
"I think Zornor's trying to mention everyone," said Sheik.
"Since when did you change?" said Peach.
"When I felt like it," said Zelda.
"How did she just appear too?" asked Pichu.
"KoRiN, I like pizza," said Kirby.
"OH LOOK IT'S MARTH!!" yelled Trillian and squeezed Marth.
"O_O;;" was everyone's expression.
"0_O I have a weird eye," said Link.
"Bacono the Random Burger is in town!" said the Lurker.
"Randomo the Bacon Burger, you idiot!" I said.
"KABOING!!" yelled Captain Falcon at the top of his lungs.
"!!GNIOBAK" said noclaF niatpaC.
"I be mentioned! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Samus.
"Boing?" said the bacon.
"Hey look, a distraction!" said Sonic.
"Ooh, where?" said Goku.
"I'M A DONKEY!! I'M A DONKEY!!" yelled Bowser.
"SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Turbo Super Saiyan Link.
Author Zornor: I haven't even let UK open the portal and all of KMX's characters are coming in.
"Mary had a little lamb! She pushed it off the nearest dam!" said Fredrico.
"Why are people just randomly appearing?" said Master Link.
"Speak for yourself!" said Slywolf.
"EVERYONE LOOK AT THE STUPID FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. "And remember, believe in the scepter! ^_^"
"O.o Ok." everyone said.
UK blocked a move that Daemokin had attempted. The scepter had so much gold it was almost white. And about a minute later it was completely glowing white!
"Ho ho ho?!" said Santa Claus.
"O_O Why is the present man here!" I said.
"Because I felt like it," said the Easter Bunny.
Then the scepter was glowing so much that is was hard to look at. Daemokin hadn't much of a chance...
"Why oh why oh WHY can't I have pie?" said Master Link.
"I'm a ham!" I said.
"Hey UK," said Daemokin. "If you don't attack me anymore I'll give you infinite ice cream. If you do attack me I'll destroy it!"
"O_O Save the universe or infinite ice cream?" said UK. He was shaking and he looked like he was going to drop the scepter... somehow.
But how could he let down the multiverse just for infinite ice cream? He couldn't possibly take it...
He must've been thinking the same thing. Faster then the speed of light he hit Daemokin over the head with the scepter. And then he found the bottomless ice cream bucket right behind Daemokin!
"Now I must finish the evil off..." said UK.
Author Zornor: WAAAAAAAAAIITT!!!!
"What?" said UK.
Author Zornor: KMX didn't want them finished off.
"O_o How do we rid of them?" said UK.
"Send them to KMX's story."
A portal suddenly opened up, and Demokin and Damokin, now unfused, were sucked into KMX's story, SSBM Story: H20.
And then the script form started rushing into our story!
Dr Mario: USINGTHISSTORYPORTALISHALLRULEALLTHEUNIVERSE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Zornor: Crap! Close the portal! Close the portal!
Lurker: GET IT CLOSED NOW!!!
Kirby: Weeee...
Ness: I'm so lonely! *gets tortured by KMX*
Ness: I'm so lonely! *throws himself off a cliff*
I sighed from the relief of the paragraph form back into the story. The evil deeds of Demokin and Damokin were behind us. Victory had fallen upon us... except the author made it not as good with the simple 'throw-em-in- the-portal' method.
I leaned back and lay down. Yes, UK had won the battle for us. and Master Hand broke the moment of silence.
"Hey guys, we won!" said Master Hand.
Everyone quietly talked to each other, and then Pichu cheered really loud.
Then the Smashers stood up, got out of the hole and picked up UK.
"WE WON!!!?!!" said Crazy Hand.
"Kablamo!" said Master Link.
"I'm a ham!" said Mal.
"WHERE! WHERE!" said UK.
Then everyone realized something... where were they to sleep while the HQ was destroyed?
"Alright guys," said Master Hand. "Back to work..."
The Smashers of SSB groaned. Everyone else slouched over and started looking for something to build with.
::camera zooms out to reveal a book with all the writing and pictures in it. The book is closed by Author Zornor::
Author Zornor: And that is how the bacon prevailed against the cheese. HANG ON, WHAT SCRIPT IS THIS!!
::throws away script for upcoming original story Random Food Wars::
Author Zornor: *cough* And that is how the monkeys fertilized the plants. ::sighs and tears up script::
Author Zornor: That is how the Smashers defeated the most evilest evil in the whole evil world! ::evilly laughs::
Phat: YOU IDIOT!!
Great Insane Randomo: Why can't you be an idiot?
Lurker: Yeah!
Lemp: Speak for yourself, you good for nothin' reject!
Lurker: WHY YOU LITTLE!!
Lemp/Lurker/Great Insane Randomo/Phat: ::get into a huge fight::
Author Zornor: OK, WE WILL MOVE ON. C'ya in the Epilogue. And look out for the sequel! Requests taken for it, too, after chapter two is up.
Smash-o-mania I: Unknown Pies is coming. and don't deny it!
Please review and tell me of any grammatical errors.
Phat: Like that?
::punches Phat in the gut and throws him into the Great Insane Randomo::
Great Insane Randomo: O_O Ah! ::stumbles and kicks Phat into Lemp::
Lemp: Crap! ::is thrown out of hoverchair and smashes into wall::
Phat: @_@ Ouch...
Mario: Let'sa go!
Luigi: Mama-mia!
Samus: Why was I chosen to be here!
Zornor: Because you have a helmet.
Author Zornor: Why are you here? You're not a proper Smasher.
Zornor: Now that I'm out of the actual story, I have equal power to you.
Author Zornor: OH crap, I can't send you back into the story now!
::Zornor and Author Zornor duel with fireballs::
Zelda: C'ya around in Smash-o-Mania I! ^_~
Peach: That's my job!
Pichu: It's Link's!
Zelda/Peach: ::perform Bitch-Slap Forever on Pichu::
Pichu: X_X
Link: Whatever. Hope to see thou in the epilogue. Yep, not the sequel, the epilogue...
THE END...
Author Zornor: ...and remember, the script form air will be invading the sequel...
And by the way, the author's notes chapters have been deleted by request of FanFiction.net.
