DICLAIMERS- *sobs* They're not mine * crying uncontrolabubblely*

TITLE- The Superman Syndrome

SUMMARY- The gang mets Vicki

"My name is Vicki"

His eyes were slowly adjusting to the blinding evening light of the setting sun. When they finally were able to focus in front of him stood and red hair beauty with emerald eyes, a sweet smile and the longest legs ever seen. Yusuke jaw drops open and he just stares glassy eyed. Some time later.....

VICKI POV

May I come in?" I ask with a smile shifting my weight from on hip to the other making my little skrit swing. "Excuse me, " I say a bit louder "may I come in?" Alright, Yusuke those are my legs you may stop staring at them and answer my question or just move aside so I can enter on my own. He slowly steps to the side. "Thank you. " I say as I tap his bottom jaw up helping him close his gapping mouth before the drool starts to fall. I sashay across the floor with all the style and grace of a full blooded Youko, and wait to be introduced. I look back over my shoulder and not to my surprise some one was checking out my ass. I swear if he says 'nice skirt' I will pull a Kieko on him. "Hello, everyone my name is Vicki" I final say, seeing that Yuesuke was still unable to speak.

"Hello, nice to meet you" Kuwubara says as he walks over to me and shakes my hand being quite the gentleman never once did his eyes stray from my face. " I am Kamuza Kuwubara, but you may call me..."

"An idiot" Hiei intrupts.

"Stup up, shrimp" he shouts back to the dark clad lad, then kindly says "You may call my Kuwabara. I nod and turn to the boy dressed in black.

"And you are?" I ask with slight amusement

"Hn'

"Well I can rember that name, so 'Hn' do you always act this pleasent?" I say raising my eyebrow a bit over my glasses.

"Do you alway wear you skirts this short? he retorts with a smirk tugging on the hem of it.

I slap his hand away and turn quickly in a mock huff.

"By the way Vicki," saying every syllable in my name mockingly,"Yuesuke thinks you have a very nice..."

".. Soo" Kuwabara intrupts, " What bring you here?"

I hadn't thought of that yet. I look around trying to find some thing for a bit of inspiration I notice a old dusty map on the table. " I am a exchange student from America " I sing happily, quite pleased with my little tale.

"How long are you going to be here?" Kuwabara inquires

"Until my school start up again, right now we are on break."I quickly answer.

Yusuke speak, "You are staying here at my house?!"

I nod and try and think of a reason why I was to stay here. He was looking at me waitng for more than a nod. " I believe your kassan was dining with my uncle and some how he persuaded her to take in a exchange student." I say hopefully

"I can't belive my kassan got drunk and told some man that she take in some stranger for some undetrimed time, no I can believe it she is always doing this to me..." Yusuke rants on, " To top it off she has left and I have no idea when she is coming back so I have to stay alone in this house with Vicki." Just then a stupid smile grew on his face. Mental note 'lock the bedroom door. He starts looking me up and down, yet again. Adding to the mental note locate blunt object to deter any unwelcomed visitors.

"Well," Kuwabara says "It's getting a bit late I will see you tomorrow." He waves and is out the door.

I look toward Hiei, "So 'Hn' do you want to stay for a bit and play a round of cards?" I ask with pleaing eyes. He look at me then at Yusuke.

"No, besides I think Yuesuke want to play 'a round with you." he says wickly and leaves.

I smile nevously and start slowly backing away from the boy with the hentai smile on his face and think this is going to be one loooong night.

more to come....