DISCLAIMERS- I own the little tail thing on the letter "Q" but not Yu Yu Hakusho ok so Idon't own the tail thing either

RATING-PG

SUMMARY- Nighttime ritual

HIEI POV

Dont get me wrong the kitsune isn't what I consider vain but he has a bit of trouble with the whole rejection thing. Simply because he has never been rejected. He has been sought after for pleasure or his immedate death but never once has he been blatenly ignored.

Kurama just finished changing into his night clothes and is in the bathroom doing his night time ritual brush teeth wash face and then 'the hair.'

"10, Hiei, 12"

"hn"

Walking out of the bathroom, "22, do you think, 27 I am 33 some..35 times39 too vain 42"

He hangs his head upside down and continues, " I mean 46 I don't expect 48 everyone 52 to go completely 57 ga ga over 61 me" Flips hair back and chuckles at it extreme poofiness.

"You don't fox?"

"No I don't 61"

"You siad 61 already think you are on stroke 63 now." I cant believe I am actual counting with him, lower my head then shaking it in shame

"Thanks, 64 But to have 66 no reaction 69 at all now that 70 is weird 72"

"Maybe, you weren't her type"

"76 What? Pretty 79. Her type 84 or not she could 88 at least smiled 90" he huffed

"Do forgive the foolish mortal Dionysus, but beauty is only skin deep"

"92 Thank you Hiei 94 I am well aware of that. But I am also very smart 97and extremly mannerable 98 I am the whole package deal 99"

As well as very modest I add mentally but say "Hn"

"100" runninig his figers through his hair studing the ends " goodness I have a lot of split ends maybe I should trim them to...."

"No, go to sleep baka. " I snap then I curl on top of his bed stealing the pillow to cover my head.

"Fine" he say turning off the lights climbing under the covers resting his head on his arm because I have the pillow. "Hiei"

"Grrr what?"

"You forgot some thing"

I remove my pillow from my head and glare at him thought gritting teeth I ask "What did I forget fox" know he is only going to say something 'Kuwabaraish' (1)

"You didn't give me a goodnight kiss" he says with a pout

"Baka"

"Please I ways sleep better when kasan gives me a kiss" begging with big eyes

"If I get you a good night kiss will you stop that inferno whine and go to sleep"

"Yes"

"Fine, " I kiss my hand and smack his face" there a transfered kiss via my hand now shut the hell up."

(1) the act of saying something extremly stupid. According to Hiei

Sorry for the short chapter.