DISCLAIMER- Last I checked they haven't changed

SUMMARY- Yusuke x Kurama x Hiei have a wild sexed filled threesome in the front lawn. No just kidding just kidding *running to get water for all the folks who just fainted.* All friendly fun.

TITLE- Superman Syndrome

RATING- G, because I only used the word ass one time, damnit make that twice. Aw hell fine PG

KURAMA POV

The warm morning air blows though my forever open window as the sun slowly creeps towards my eyes tring to blind me. I yawn. Do a fox strecth. Roll over to my back, swing my legs over the side of the bed and then sit up. I glance at the clock radio next to the bed 6:45, I wonder what time Hiei left this morning. I strecth both my arms up arch my back and throw my head back for my final strecth then I stand up and putter over to the bath room. Who shall I be today I ponder while looking in to the mirror as I wash my face green eyes peeping over the white washcloth. "Hmmm, well I really can't be Vicki seeing that I dont have any girls clothes, so I guess I am ....." my thouhgts were interupted by someone throwing rocks though my window and yelling my name at 7 in the morning. I run back to my roon to see what fool was outside and saw, "Yusuke" I whisper loudly

" Hey, Kurama can Icome up" he asked already climbing the famous tree

"Sure" I say sarcasticly as his last leg is thrown over the sill and into my room. He was carring a very large book bag. Knowing my friend I highly doubt 'books' were actual in the bag. He lookd around

"So" he finally says after a moment "This is what Hiei sees when he visits you at night" I just smile, then point to the bag still in his hand to change the subject.

"Oh this " he blurts " Yea, I found some more thing I though you, I mean 'Vicki' might want to wear." He dumps the contents on the bed. There are 3 pairs of shoes: white snekers, black mary janes, and a pair of patform laceup sandels. One white very thin sundress, with short sleeves and a open criss crossed back, that would might come down about mid thigh. A pair or red shorts, opps correction these would have been consider shorts if they had about 2more inches of material. "I don't think so" I say with one eye brow raised up as I throw the mirco sized fire red shorts at a laughing Yusuke.

"What" he says trying to play innocent.

A pair of jeans, a t-shirt, a long black skrit with two dangerouly high slits up both sides, and of couse my frist outfit complete with ponytail holder and glasses. "Thank you Yuseke" I say mentallly putting together a number of outfits in my mind.

"So who will you be today?"

"I haven't decided"Eventhough I had all these thing to be Vicki, I really hadn't made up my mind quite yet.

" Good moring" the man on the radio booms "Here is your wheather sunny and the temp in the mid 90's"

"I am Vicki" I say after hearing how hot it was going to be. I was some what eger to fill a breeze every once in a while up my dress, girls are so lucky. I notice Yusuke is staring at me with a strange expression. I quickly pop out of my daydream of cool breezes and dresses and say, "So, Yusuke what shall I wear?"

"How in the hell should I know?"

"Well you do have a girlfriend right, I am pretty sure she lets you pick out an outfit for her once in awhile"

"Nope" he replies with a shrug, "She always says I would pick out something too short, too low cut or just too scandelous"

I quickly remember the red shorts shook my head and took a deep breathe and say, "Well here is your chance to pick" with a small smirk I say " If I was a girl and I was your girlfrind what would you want me to wear?"

"Hmm" he smiles " If you were actually a girl and my girlfriend I would want you to wear these" he says witha wide grin twirling the imfamous red short on his finger.

I lean over to him and whiper n his ears "If I was a girl and your girl friend I would wear those shirt and a low cut middif tight shirt for you." then add in a little girls voice with a pout, "any time you wanted me too."

"Really" he squeaked

"No!" I shout punching his arm "You overly hornyed sex crazied ningen boy, now pick an decent outfit."

"Ok, Ok the white sundress and the strap up sandels"

"Thank you" I say then look at him

"Hmm, oh sorry Kurama I guess I will be going. See you at the Midday Cafe" he wave goodbye and jumps out of the window landing with a "thunkit"

"I am fine" He weakly calls back.

7:30, It's getting late I think as I strip down to nothing and walk out of my room to the bathroom, then walk back because I forgot my special shampoo I keep in my room so my little brother doesn't use it all. I enter back in my room look on my desk pick up the bottle, then look up to see Hiei sitting on my window sill staring at me.

"aaahhhhrrggh" I yelp as I hit the floor in a ball tring to hide myself as well as all personal parts.

But instead of looking away he jumps off the window sill and comes running to me jerks me up by my forarm and checkes me over"What wrong fox, are you hurt" the little fire deamon asks with as much concern in his voice he could possible allow.

I would have thought the whole thing to be sweet, but the blaring fact was I am completly nude and my best friend was getting too much of an eye full for my liking. I quickly spin around and high tail to the bathroom slamming the door then yelling back as clamly as possible. "No Hiei, I'm fine you just scared me that is all." Then I step into the shower to clean upand wash my hair. Once I am finished drying my body off I wrap a towel around my waist and walk back into my room, my hair is still very damp but not dripping. I walk up to Hiei with a huge smile.

He looks up "What do you what fox?" he say with a gruff

"Nothing really I just need a little help from you"

"Spit it"

"Well I wanted to wear my hair down, if I let it air dry it would get bushy which is fine normally but...

"but today you want to be 'Vicki' right " he abruptly intrejectes

I nod

" So Kurama where in the wonderful plan do I come in?"

"Could you just use your heat to dry my hair, while I brush it" By the evil death glares he is giving me I am very glad he is my friend and that he has a code about not killing his friends, because Inari knows I would have been killed thrice by all the black flame techniques. Instead he sits down on my bed and I slide over to him spin around and sit on the floor between his knees. " Ok you can start now, chop chop I don't have all day" I say clapping my hand together.

He pokes my neck with a very hot finger and says, "Be good fox I might raise my temp a bit too high"

I eep then spin around and say " If you burn a single hair on my head you will regret it." he just smile and lower the temp in his hands. He begins to dry my hair by running his fingers through it. The heat is very, very relaxing I close my eye and was about to drift off when "smack" he hits me in the forhead

"Baka, don't get to comfy fox, and brush your hair" he says as he slams a brush into my hand.

About 15 minutes and 3 smacks later we are done luck for me I have very long bangs to cover up my glowing red forehead. I jump up and run to the bath room my hair is completley straight my normal side locks are bend into the rest of my hair. My hair reachs 3 inches above my waist in the back. Quite pleased with the out come I thank Hiei who is stil giving my death glares for making him use his powers to dry my hair like some stupid ningen appliance. I slip my underwear on under my towel then disregard my towel walk over to the bed and throw on the white sundress. It is very loose it has short sleeves and a scoop neck it came mid thigh just like I thought it would I sit down to put on my sandels and Hiei walks up to me and rubs my leg. He looks at me. I already know what he is wondering how I lost the hair on my legs. I tell him some product called Nair. I finaly finsh lacing up my sandels and tie them in the back. I sit on the bed tapping my foot tring to build up the nerve to attemp to stand up.

"Are you going to stand up or do I have to carry your sorry ass everywhere." Hiei asked with his arm croosed over his chest

I lean forward place my hand on my thigh and start rocking to gain a bit of momentem then I striaght my legs and I am now stand "Hiei I am standing. Look look" I say with a huge smile on my face

"Very ...good...fox.." he says slowly and a bit saracasticly, "Shall we try that thing called walking now"

I look art him and think 'Yea I show you some walking I'll walk right over there and kick your little a...'

"I would like to see you try" he bites back reading my mind

I try to move my left foot but nothing happens, I try to move my right foot. It scoots across the floor a whole inch. So I try again with my left foot and it too moves a whole inch. Then my right another inch gained. My left two inches total. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right . Left. "See I told you I could walk" I say smuggly.

"Fox, you are only one foot away from the bed and that took you 15sec just to get that far"

I turn my head around to lok behind me "Hmm, this might take awhile"

"I never worn sky shoes before but I have seen female ningens wear them and when they walk they always stick there butts out so maybe in order for the shoes to work, you have to stick you butt out too" Hiei says matter of factly. Then watched me to see if I will listen to his suggestion. Not wanting to hurt his feeling I stick my butt out and try walking, surprisingly it was easier. "swing your hips more" he yells. Happy that I was listen to his ideas. On cue I begin to swing my hips and walking in the heels became even easier. I stood more upright and walked all around my room with long hip swinging, butt sticking out, strides.

"Hey fox, when you walk like that you look like that lady we saw talking to all those differnt guy in their car's that one night. The only difference is she had a lot more make-up than you"

"Thank you" I say with a smile. Eventhough he just said I remind him of a hooker I know he meant it in a nice way. "OK, I think I got the hang of it." I say walking over to the door. I look over my shoulder and wink at Hiei and say "Lets go meet some people baby.". Inari was one my side kassan was not home. I hadn't yet to think of a good excuse to tell her if she saw her only son in a dress and high heels.

We finally arrive at Midday Cafe. Yusuke is the frist to notice us he jumps out of his seat and come running over. "Hey I see you wore the dress and the heels" he squeaks in surprise both by the fact I am wearing them and by the shear fact that I am walking in them. He looks at my hair and put is hand in it and starts running his finger though it. "Very nice, honestly Kurama if didn't know it was you I truly wouldn't know it was you"

"That is the whole idea" I replied before walking toward the rest of the gang. Feeling eye on ass again I stop and turn around. Yusuke walks up to my side.

"Sorry"

"Um, Hm"

"Kurama you know you kind of walk like a......"

"I already know." I cut in "And the name is Vicki, remember"

He nods by the time we make it to the table all eyes are on us especially Kieko's. Yusuke introduces me to the gang telling them my name, where I am from and that I am staying at his house for the duration. Yep that last part kind of tipped Kieko over the edge I wasn't sure if she want to kill me now or torture me slowly. I shake everyones hand then something catches my eye.

"Oh God" say barely auditable. Sitting three tables over are two ice blue eyes staring at me through platium bangs.

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Whew, that was a long one

Yep I thnk I will end it here for now, but don't worry I be back soon

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