DISCLAIMERS- I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. I had a pretty rock but a stupid bird stole it. I had freedom of speech but FF.net took that away when they put a ban on my account. I do not own the letters KUCF but I do own the right to use them in any order I see fit.

RATING- PG 13

~A/N I am going to attempt upload this chapter again. I try to upload but was banned for some reason. Why I don't know no one tells me anything. I thought I was being such a good girl no plagerism no extremly graphic sex scenes no posting the same story twice. My only vice is swearing but I highly doubt deamons shout "Gosh darnit" when they are mad.(alright. I am done venting, time for the next chapter woo hoo!) Anyways, don't forget to R.E.A.R.

POV HIEI

I peek over at Kurama, the fox has been mighty quiet thus far. I wonder, what is he thinking about. Knowing his mind it could be anything from sloving the mathmatical equation of a perfect hypercube to who shall I seduce today.

"Hhmm" Kurama closes his eyes, "The air is so thick and warm, It reminds me of all warm nights and warm body in Makia." He looks over to me with a small grin, "Speaking of warm body...

"Hn, baka" He just laughs

Well, so much for the the mathamatical theory, I shake my head. I see the Urameshi's residence up ahead. The dark haired rowdy teenager is sitting outside on his front stoop also enjoying the night air, but probably not as much as Kurama. I glace over at Kurama still reminiscing his days of yore, eyes are still hazy, yep not as much as Kurama.

"About time you got here I was getting a little bit worried, I saw your mom drive by about 2 hours ago." Yusuke shouts to us as we walk up. "What were you two up to anyways?" He looks and see Kurama "Hey! Where's Vicki?"

"She is in the bag." I say holding up the duffle bag Kurama had flung across his shoulder.

"Nani? Kurama" Yusuke tries to whisper,"Does, he *motioning to me* know about you really being Vicki?"

Before Kurama could even answer I exlclaim, "What!? Are you telling me that the red head girl with the green eyes, who happens to be the same hieght as Kurama and smell like she was born and raised in a f*cking (A/N I hate, hate with a sweet passion editing what come out a charaters mouth) rose brush is really Kurama."

"Yes, he knows." Kurama says with his trademark smile. I just roll my eyes and push pass him to get into the house afraid the aire of stupidity might infect my mind. They both soon follow.

"So, what in the bag?" Yusuke says as he dumps it on the living room floor. They sit cross leg.

"Just a few thing I thought I might wear tonight." he chirps get on his knees grabs a couple of items, spins around jumps up and almost skips into the back room shouting back "I going to try these on, so tell me what you think when I come out." I do belive the estrogen level just rose 3 notches in the house. We wait and wait and wait.

"Just because you are dresing up as a girl, fox doesn't mean you have too take as long as one to get dress." I grummble getting up. "Hurry the hell up kitsune!" I shout as I walk back to the room to see what in the world is taking so long. I knock on the door simply because I don't want to hear the 'You need to respect other people's privacy, Hiei blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda speech' trust me once was enough and twice was torture.

"Come in" He say in a muffled voice. I walk in and he is in the middle of the room with his arms stuck over his head and a black shirt or something encasing his upper chest,arms and face. He bends over to see who it is. "Hiei, thank goodness, I am kind of stuck" he states the oh so obvious as he does this wiggle, spin, and gyranting thing with his upper body hoping the inertia of his movement will dislodge his sauaged pack body. To our amazement it did not. Once he stood still, I walk over to him and grab the cloth ward. His chest is covered in a light sweat for all that stuggling.

"Hiei" He says from behind the black veil"Please don't...."

I grab two handfuls of material and rrrrrriiiiippppp!

"..rip it" he continues with a sigh as the garment falls off his upper body and to the floor.

Yusuke opens the door and sees: Kurama without a shirt hair tossled and glissening with sweat. Me with one hand inside Kurama's wasitband tugging it slighly, trying to figure out how he got it to stay togeter with four sliver chains.

He slaps my hand not because I am playing in his skirt but because he is mad and when he is pissed off no one is allowed to touch him. We both look up simataniuosly. "I am not even going to ask" he utters shaking his head, backing out of the room and closing the door.

We walk out. Kurama is craddling his torn top in his arms and I was tring not to look guilty. "Now what am I going to wear?" he almost whines.

"You asked me to help you. You are out aren't you?"

He shakes the destroyed top and say sarcastically "Yes I am Hiei, thank you Doctor Delicate"

"Hn"

He storms over to the couch and throws himself on it with a huff, and starts pouting. Resisting the urge to go over there to either cheer him up or slap his face I could quite decide which on I wanted to do more. Yusuke made the frist move. "Look Kurama tell me what do you need to fix your outfit."

"Besides a miracle." he snaps "I'm sorry, if I had a sewing machine I could mend it into something."

"Very well I think Kaasan has one in the closet." the darked hair teenage say with a smile.

Kurama is estatic he dusts of the extremly old and never used machine.

"Are you now over you little hissy fit." I say arms crossed over my chest sitting on the window sill.

"Naaahhh, Baka!" he says sticking out his tongue at me.

I quickly jump up and flit over to where he is and grab it.

"Thiei bleazze la go ahf my ton."

"Mind your manners fox or I will do more then grab your toungue next time." I say giving his tongue a last quick tug before releasing it.

"Now, Hiei," Yusuke says as he walks up to me putting his hand on my shoulder,"Is that any way to treat your date."

"If my date is going to Vicki then" I ponder for a quick moment and reply "most definatly" Yusuke hand drops of my shoulder and I walk back to the window sill and wait.

"The time is now 10:30", I push the button again. The machine chimes "The time is now 10:30" I push it 30 times more on the 31st push the machine chimes "The time is now 10:31." One minute down. I look around sigh and many more to go. I want to tell Kurama step up the pace a bit but I figure if I start being nice right now by the time we get to the club his other identity would have forgotten at least forgiven me about the whole ripped shirt thing (~I've ripped my pants, Spongebob Squarepants~ lol sorry back to the story) because a angry Youko is not a good thing they can make your life a living hell. I know I will use my charm, I jump up walk over to Kurama who is steadly sewing and by the looks of it is almost done and by the smile forming on his lips is quite pleased with the results. "Kitsune, even if you act foolish tonight, I promise not to kill you." His lower jaw drops open. I walk away 'yep' I think to my self 'my charm is so thick even that fox is in awe'

"OK Hiei I will forgive you for ripping my shirt if you do something for me." He pushes himself from the machine and walks over to his pile of belongings Yusuke has so wonderfully dumped on the floor, and fishes out a pack of body paint pens. He walks over to me and says "Draw a tattoo on my back, Hiei" I open my mouth to protest but I am cut off "I already now you can draw plus it will make me happy, and when I happy things always turn out better for you." He smiles as he lowers himself to the ground. I nod and kneel beside him. I inspect my canvas, open the package of pens and start drawing with my speed it was done in about five minutes. I smack Kurama and say "Get up fox"

"Oww" Kurama says rubbing the back of his head. "You're done, thank you so much" he jumps up and dashes to the back room and gets ready.

"Yusuke" he yells "may I borrow some of your hair gel."

"Sure there should be some in the dresser, help yourself."

"Thank you"

POV VICKI

I already have my skirt on. I simply readjust the sides making sure the slits are in place the silver chains that appear to hold the side together are a bit icy when they brush up against my bare thighs. I slip the revamped top over my head, perfect fit. The bottom egde resembles a W my bellybutton peeks out, the idea of sewing two diamonds together was pefect it went better with the skirt then the other top ever did. "Thank you Hiei." I say but not loud enough for him to hear as I hook the three paralell silver chain that cross my back. "Eeeekk, thats cold" I shrill when the cold chain bump against my back. The chains barely obstuct the black dragon Hiei has draw on my back. It's has red eyes, golden wings and golden claws. Clinched in it's jaws is a blood red rose. Ok I am all dressed now for the hair. I did want to wear I down and striaght again, but only one favor a day with Hiei. So I opt for a very clean slick back pony tail. I open Yusuke's imfamous steel hold gel and scoop out some. I run it though my hair and say a small prayer to ensure I will be able to wash it out later. Don't get me wrong I think Yusuke is a awesome guy, but I rather like the fact my hair actually moves when I do. I tightly wrap a leather band around the base of the pony tail. I comb my bangs down. Snap a 1/2 inch leather metal studded chocker around my neck and wrap a silver band around my upper arm. Lace up my new pair of black mid calf sneaker boots. Rub some rose scented oil on my legs, arms belly and any place not covered by material. Take a glance at the mirror turn around and think 'I got to cut back on them desserts, I'm getting to much junk in this truck' I pat my ass and tug my skirt down and head out to the living room. I walk in the room with so much attitude I swear I can hear my own theme music playing. "So what do you think?" I say spinning around.

Yusuke mouth is wide open and Hiei slight upward curl on his lips showning his fang told me one thing. I look good, damn good. I can't wait until I get to the club. I walk over to Yusuke. I almost laugh out loud, but I can't help smirking. He had the same goofy expression on his face when he frist saw me, "Cute." I say and tap his jaw up.

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Ok like I said earlier I am very sorry for the delay, I already have the next chapter finished. Thank you for being patient. TTFN and hugs to all that kept checking back.