By Gone Days
Tribbles and Gorn with lizard-like features
Klingons, Romulans and rock creatures
A man like Harry Mudd and a son like Nomad
A Vulcan first officer who's neither happy or sad
A dancing green Orion slave girl
A blue Andorian with antenna that curl
The guys that were half white and half black were a sight to see
Yes, all in all, I'd have to say it was a very colorful galaxy
There was the entity that fed on hate instead of joy
And Trelane who behaved like a very naughty boy
The meeting with Kahn was certainly not much fun
Or when they were the Earp's and used a real gun
There was the time Spock almost wed
And the time everyone thought Jim was dead
Do you remember Kirk ad Kurak, married to Miramani
Or when the happy spores got Spock and he climbed a tree
Miri and Yoman Rand who was so very vain
When Kirk grew old and they wondered if he was sane
They all thought Bones was crazy to see a giant rabbit
It's shows like these that give you the Star Trek habbit