DISCLAIMER- Yes it is true, I don't own YYH.
Two figures lay in one full sized bed. One had black hair. The other had with red. The longer boy with the flaming crimson hair held onto the smaller one posessively while the ebony haired one stares grimacly at the ceiling silently mouthing threats of disembolment and death toward his presently content bedmate.
HIEI POV
I thought for sure the whole sword threat would have worked but alas here a I am trapped under an arm and half a leg. 'Great. Just ploniken great.' I curse to myself. I feel like a stupid ningen teddie bear. I try to wiggle free but he responds by gripping me even tighter. I turn my head, since this is only part of me that can move, and read the time telling thing. 5 2 5 with a red light next to the letters A and M. Kurama once complained to me that his mother always woke him up at 6. I might not know all these stupid ningen numbers but I do know that number before the two dots is a 5 and that 6 will be next.
"Fox"
"Hmm"
"Get up"
"No, too comfy"
"Get up"
"Why?"
"Don't you have some stupid ningen affairs to attend to?"
"Nope, it is Sunday." he says creeping in closer. "I surprised you are still here."
"What?!?" I whisper harshly "I have ben try to get out of this bed since the... the... the stop that baka"
"I already known when you started trying to get out of the bed, the point is you didn't start until less than a hour ago." he says still srcathing my scalp.
"So" I reply trying my best not to succumb to the relaxing sensations of a good scalp massage. I fail. He chuckles and then stop letting his hand rest in my hair for a moment before patting my head like a pet. "Damn"
He smiles "Was that a p...."
"Don't even say it, if that word crosses your lips kitsune I swear."
"No need, kitten" he get up finally freeing my captive body. About time I think to my self then look up Kurama.
"Is that all you wore." I studder staring at the rather short and a bit worn green cotton shorts that hung off his waist and barly on his hips.
"Yes Hiei, unlike you I don't sleep fully dressed" he casually remarks walking away to the bath room.
"Fox" I start as I sit up in the bed, "Didn't you take a shower last night?"
"Yea, it took forever to get that gunk out of my hair, why do you ask?"
"You should have scrubbed you back a little harder."
"Why?" he questions spining around to see his back making him resemble a kit trying to capture his tail.
"Because you are still wearing Vicki's dragon."
He looks over is shulder and down his back and clear as light is a black dragon with golden wings and claws is staring at him. "AAaarrghhh." he growls then starts digging thought his bag from last night once he finds the package the body paint pens came in he flips it over to read the instrution for body art removal. "Soap and water" he says with a confused look on his face. "But I did that". He reads a bit more. "For a more permenate effect apply heat to the painted area and your temporary body art will last for up to ten days." he drops the package. "Ten days, ffffffuuuuuccccck" he whines
"Kurama you cursed" I said astonished and somewhat amused.
"Hiei, you don't understand" he pleas " I was a rather 'bad girl ' last night there might be some reprocutions if people see this huge dragon on my back." he says shaking his head disbeilf.
"I was with you almost the whole night I left you in total for about two hours and thirty minutes of that was because someone thought it would be a cute idea to tie me up and stick me in a rose bush" I say glaring at the now pacing teenager who has obviously not heard a single word I have said and is currently spouting off swear words from seven different Makia dialicts. I grab his arm "Kurama"
"Yea"
"Now tell me excactly what you did."
"Let me put it this way, Hiei you know that little verbal glimse of my ablities I mentioned to that bouncer at the club."
"Oh, yeah"
"That was mild to what I promised a some folks in side the club." he sighs sitting back down on his bed. "Not to mention the fact my mother met me and also saw the lovly creation on my back commenting about not once but three times" he mummbles though this hands
"Hn, your screwed."
"No, really" he sarcasticly spits looking up at me. Then flops back on his bed to pout properly.
I sit in the chair at his desk. "You have two chocies either you be yourself and not take your shirt off for ten days or be Vicki and try and stay out of troble for ten days" I close my eyes for a moment to wait for a response when none came I reopen my eyes and peek over at the still pouting kitsune.
"Well"
"Hiei" he says slowly as he begins to rub bare stomache with one hand and other twirls methodically in his hair."Since both choice have their own massive downfalls, and you will be helping me anyways you decide who I should be."
"Fine, get dressed and tell that inquistive ningen mother of your you are going on a trip and meet me in the school court yard."
KURAMA POV
"But..." I stammer at the empty spot left by a fleating demon. I proceed downstair to ..... 'what am I going tell her'. I wander into the kicthen force of habit I guess. Every morning I get up wash up then go to the kicthen. Kassan is sitting at the table scanning the morning news and sipping on her second cup of tea, she greets me with her warm and usual morning how-you-dos. I reply an return the jesture with the same heart felt gusto.
"Mother," she looks up and breifly studies my face and quickly decides she should but her cup down and listen carefully to every word I say.
"I was wondering" I continue noticing she has not only placed her cup down, but she has laid her paper down and is now staring at my mouth as if the words are appearing there for her visual consumtion. I clear my throat, "A couple of weeks ago, I was asked by a fellow bontanist to go on a trip to an forest and examine the wild plant life there. You know to see how the effects of man has altered the growth and composition of our native plant life." I see she is about to ask 'why didn't I mention this to her before' or something along thoses lines, but before she can utter a word I add, "I really wasn't planning on going, because of school and all. But he called last night you know right after you left." I pause a minute. "Anyways he told me that this could be considered part of my studies if I wanted and would look exceptionally well on my college appilcation when I do decide to send them in." I say with such truth and confidence that I almost start thinking of colleges I want to apply for.
"Oh" she gleeful sputters "In that case by all means you have my permission"
"Thank you" I say jumping up from my chair and throwing a nondescript bag over my shoulder and giving her a goodbye kiss.
"You are leaving right now?" she asks
"Sorry for such short notice but yes, don't worry I have everything I need, and of course I will be careful" I smile turn and walk out of the door.
I arrive at the court yard and find Hiei standing on the last branch of a large tree.
"My, that was quick fox."
"Yes, now tell me of this plan you have."
He jumps down and starts walking only glancing up once to see if I am following him we walk in silence for quite sometime.
"You won't be needing this " he says breaking the silence and tossing my pack bag to the side like yesterdays garbage.
"What? Hiei where are we going?"
"To Makia, there is a city I been wanting t o get into but never had the one thing needed to pass through the gates until now." he smiles opening the portal.
"What is that ?"
"A pet." he answers with a slight smile
"You wish for me to turn into my fox form?
He shakes his head " My you haven't been home for a long time." he says as he grabs my wrist and drags me thought the portal.
The smell of my native land clears my head and lifts my spirts to no end, until I remember what a 'pet' is.
"Hiei" I stop in my tracks. "I am not going to be your pet."
He looks up at me and with out any emotion and says "What other choice do you have." He continues and I follow. We end up some small Makian shop Hiei pulls the owner to the side and talks to him about some odds and ins glancing over at me everyonce in a while. He hands the man a bag of gold. Picks up a few items and tosses them to me. "Puts these on."
I walk to the back and change. "Aw, hell no" I shout after I finish putting the matrial someone had the nevre to call an outfit. Hiei walks to the back and slides two golden cuffs up my arms and clasps a gold band around my neck. 'What no leash.' .
"Do you wish to have one?" he answers reading my thoughs. He guides me out of the shop and on to the streets.
"This is going to be a long long long ten day" I mummble to my self while glaring evilly at the hordes of deamon gawking at me.
"Look here, we have a human amongst us. Intresting" a nameless deamon remarks
More stares.
"Hiei remind me again how 'this' is helping me?"
He chuckles "I have no idea."
"You truly are evil" He just looks at me than smiles.
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A/N- Just a small note YYH is back on TV sunday nights 12:30.
Two figures lay in one full sized bed. One had black hair. The other had with red. The longer boy with the flaming crimson hair held onto the smaller one posessively while the ebony haired one stares grimacly at the ceiling silently mouthing threats of disembolment and death toward his presently content bedmate.
HIEI POV
I thought for sure the whole sword threat would have worked but alas here a I am trapped under an arm and half a leg. 'Great. Just ploniken great.' I curse to myself. I feel like a stupid ningen teddie bear. I try to wiggle free but he responds by gripping me even tighter. I turn my head, since this is only part of me that can move, and read the time telling thing. 5 2 5 with a red light next to the letters A and M. Kurama once complained to me that his mother always woke him up at 6. I might not know all these stupid ningen numbers but I do know that number before the two dots is a 5 and that 6 will be next.
"Fox"
"Hmm"
"Get up"
"No, too comfy"
"Get up"
"Why?"
"Don't you have some stupid ningen affairs to attend to?"
"Nope, it is Sunday." he says creeping in closer. "I surprised you are still here."
"What?!?" I whisper harshly "I have ben try to get out of this bed since the... the... the stop that baka"
"I already known when you started trying to get out of the bed, the point is you didn't start until less than a hour ago." he says still srcathing my scalp.
"So" I reply trying my best not to succumb to the relaxing sensations of a good scalp massage. I fail. He chuckles and then stop letting his hand rest in my hair for a moment before patting my head like a pet. "Damn"
He smiles "Was that a p...."
"Don't even say it, if that word crosses your lips kitsune I swear."
"No need, kitten" he get up finally freeing my captive body. About time I think to my self then look up Kurama.
"Is that all you wore." I studder staring at the rather short and a bit worn green cotton shorts that hung off his waist and barly on his hips.
"Yes Hiei, unlike you I don't sleep fully dressed" he casually remarks walking away to the bath room.
"Fox" I start as I sit up in the bed, "Didn't you take a shower last night?"
"Yea, it took forever to get that gunk out of my hair, why do you ask?"
"You should have scrubbed you back a little harder."
"Why?" he questions spining around to see his back making him resemble a kit trying to capture his tail.
"Because you are still wearing Vicki's dragon."
He looks over is shulder and down his back and clear as light is a black dragon with golden wings and claws is staring at him. "AAaarrghhh." he growls then starts digging thought his bag from last night once he finds the package the body paint pens came in he flips it over to read the instrution for body art removal. "Soap and water" he says with a confused look on his face. "But I did that". He reads a bit more. "For a more permenate effect apply heat to the painted area and your temporary body art will last for up to ten days." he drops the package. "Ten days, ffffffuuuuuccccck" he whines
"Kurama you cursed" I said astonished and somewhat amused.
"Hiei, you don't understand" he pleas " I was a rather 'bad girl ' last night there might be some reprocutions if people see this huge dragon on my back." he says shaking his head disbeilf.
"I was with you almost the whole night I left you in total for about two hours and thirty minutes of that was because someone thought it would be a cute idea to tie me up and stick me in a rose bush" I say glaring at the now pacing teenager who has obviously not heard a single word I have said and is currently spouting off swear words from seven different Makia dialicts. I grab his arm "Kurama"
"Yea"
"Now tell me excactly what you did."
"Let me put it this way, Hiei you know that little verbal glimse of my ablities I mentioned to that bouncer at the club."
"Oh, yeah"
"That was mild to what I promised a some folks in side the club." he sighs sitting back down on his bed. "Not to mention the fact my mother met me and also saw the lovly creation on my back commenting about not once but three times" he mummbles though this hands
"Hn, your screwed."
"No, really" he sarcasticly spits looking up at me. Then flops back on his bed to pout properly.
I sit in the chair at his desk. "You have two chocies either you be yourself and not take your shirt off for ten days or be Vicki and try and stay out of troble for ten days" I close my eyes for a moment to wait for a response when none came I reopen my eyes and peek over at the still pouting kitsune.
"Well"
"Hiei" he says slowly as he begins to rub bare stomache with one hand and other twirls methodically in his hair."Since both choice have their own massive downfalls, and you will be helping me anyways you decide who I should be."
"Fine, get dressed and tell that inquistive ningen mother of your you are going on a trip and meet me in the school court yard."
KURAMA POV
"But..." I stammer at the empty spot left by a fleating demon. I proceed downstair to ..... 'what am I going tell her'. I wander into the kicthen force of habit I guess. Every morning I get up wash up then go to the kicthen. Kassan is sitting at the table scanning the morning news and sipping on her second cup of tea, she greets me with her warm and usual morning how-you-dos. I reply an return the jesture with the same heart felt gusto.
"Mother," she looks up and breifly studies my face and quickly decides she should but her cup down and listen carefully to every word I say.
"I was wondering" I continue noticing she has not only placed her cup down, but she has laid her paper down and is now staring at my mouth as if the words are appearing there for her visual consumtion. I clear my throat, "A couple of weeks ago, I was asked by a fellow bontanist to go on a trip to an forest and examine the wild plant life there. You know to see how the effects of man has altered the growth and composition of our native plant life." I see she is about to ask 'why didn't I mention this to her before' or something along thoses lines, but before she can utter a word I add, "I really wasn't planning on going, because of school and all. But he called last night you know right after you left." I pause a minute. "Anyways he told me that this could be considered part of my studies if I wanted and would look exceptionally well on my college appilcation when I do decide to send them in." I say with such truth and confidence that I almost start thinking of colleges I want to apply for.
"Oh" she gleeful sputters "In that case by all means you have my permission"
"Thank you" I say jumping up from my chair and throwing a nondescript bag over my shoulder and giving her a goodbye kiss.
"You are leaving right now?" she asks
"Sorry for such short notice but yes, don't worry I have everything I need, and of course I will be careful" I smile turn and walk out of the door.
I arrive at the court yard and find Hiei standing on the last branch of a large tree.
"My, that was quick fox."
"Yes, now tell me of this plan you have."
He jumps down and starts walking only glancing up once to see if I am following him we walk in silence for quite sometime.
"You won't be needing this " he says breaking the silence and tossing my pack bag to the side like yesterdays garbage.
"What? Hiei where are we going?"
"To Makia, there is a city I been wanting t o get into but never had the one thing needed to pass through the gates until now." he smiles opening the portal.
"What is that ?"
"A pet." he answers with a slight smile
"You wish for me to turn into my fox form?
He shakes his head " My you haven't been home for a long time." he says as he grabs my wrist and drags me thought the portal.
The smell of my native land clears my head and lifts my spirts to no end, until I remember what a 'pet' is.
"Hiei" I stop in my tracks. "I am not going to be your pet."
He looks up at me and with out any emotion and says "What other choice do you have." He continues and I follow. We end up some small Makian shop Hiei pulls the owner to the side and talks to him about some odds and ins glancing over at me everyonce in a while. He hands the man a bag of gold. Picks up a few items and tosses them to me. "Puts these on."
I walk to the back and change. "Aw, hell no" I shout after I finish putting the matrial someone had the nevre to call an outfit. Hiei walks to the back and slides two golden cuffs up my arms and clasps a gold band around my neck. 'What no leash.' .
"Do you wish to have one?" he answers reading my thoughs. He guides me out of the shop and on to the streets.
"This is going to be a long long long ten day" I mummble to my self while glaring evilly at the hordes of deamon gawking at me.
"Look here, we have a human amongst us. Intresting" a nameless deamon remarks
More stares.
"Hiei remind me again how 'this' is helping me?"
He chuckles "I have no idea."
"You truly are evil" He just looks at me than smiles.
~~~~~~~~~
A/N- Just a small note YYH is back on TV sunday nights 12:30.
