Hey look every one I am not dead. Wait a minute * checks pulse* Oh, shit. * Doctor come running in places paddle on my chest* CLEAR. Much better. No really I just been writing other stories. Don't get me wrong I love this thing I got going on here I just had a small fic in my head that was 'how do you say too taboo' for this site. I also got a bit of a 'tude because I got banned for writing a MST. Well, I got my kink kick out of my sytem and my MST is posted. They are both at the other fan fiction web site that allows lemons. Here is a clue it does NOT start with the letter M. A lot of adults *hint hint* go there.
DISCLAIMERS- I still do not own YYH. I told my laywer I would settle for just having Yusuke, but did he get him for me? Noooooo. He is so fired.
TITLE- A meeting in the park.
POV Kurama
"Oh I am going to so kill that....that...aughh." I say through gritted teeth.
I make it back to where I think my backpack is and find it opened up and things missing from it I proceed to curse freely I think I about covered all ningen and makian swears I know and was about to combine them to make my own new and improved list of curses.
"My that is no way for a lady to talk." A cool voice rings from behind me.
Without turning around to see how it was I spout, "Frist of all I can speak anyway a damn well please, secondly I am not a lady." I stand up and turn around to face this meddling stranger. She is inches from my face.
"I know that." she says as her ice blue eye study my face. "But you do make a beautiful one, aye Vicki."
"Kida...How did?" I stammer
She laughs, then comes closer capturing my lips in a deep and not intirely one sided kiss. A small moan excapses from my mouth as her arms wrap arond my neck running her finger in my hair.
"Uhhh. But.... but I..." I so gracefully studder.
"I knew who you were the moment I caught your scent." She looks at me reading the ' let's back away from the crazy lady' expresion forming on my face she quickly adds," When you frist introuduced your self, I noticed you didn't smell like other men. You infact smelt better. Kind of like fresh air with a hint of something. " She stops for a second to place the 'something' but gave up after a few seconds and continues. "Any ways when I kissed a drop dead gorgeous red head a day later I same inviting fragrance dance in my nose and whispered in my mind."
"If this be all true then how come when I frist approached you as a man you pretty much blew my off." I ask stepping back abit.
"Simple, you were a guy." She takes two step foward to deplete the space in between us I acquired moment ago. She kisses me on the cheek. Turns ariound throws her hand up in the air (and waves it like she just don't care. *Sorry, I couldn't resist*) Then shouts, "Tell you sweet little friend I said hi."
I almost double in laughter. Sweet and Hiei in the same sentence. "Oh yeah I will most deffinatly tell him." I shout back.
She stops a couple of yards away turns around and cocks her head to the side and asks rather loudly in a progressivly busier park, "Why are you wearing a pleasure slaves outfit?"
Yes at this time a small pray was said in the hopes I would either die now or better still wake up from this little thing called a nightmare. "Umm." Speaking was not my strong point right now. However blushing and stammering were in full swing.
She hunches her shoulders and says, "Hey whatever gets you off." She turns and leaves.
Once my shock settles over what had just happened my thoughts return to the subject at hand. Hurting Hiei. I attempt to remove my collar learning the hard way it had a ward on it. My mission has changed I plan to really hurt Hiei. I bend over to pick up my practically empty bag and a small piece of paper falls out, at frist I thought it was a peice of scratch paper. But then I glimsed the word 'fox'. It was a note.
' I hope you enjoyed your stay in Makia. However it looks like someone might have stolen your clothes. Hiei.'
I set off once again with a brand new state of mind. Kill. I walk lesiurely through the park more people are up now some are just walking around thinking about what they have to do. While other are enjoying there earllly evening excerise, still other are just enjoying themselves, no stress no worries. I smile as I pass by the lot of them. Not really to my surprise I recieve a fair about of cat-calls. My reponse varied from person to person.
"Hey." a boy shouts for a small gang. I really could get mad at a group indiviuals all boys between the ages of fourteen and nineteen who felt it was there soul purpose in life to attempt a grope and pester every pretty little thing they saw. Too bad for me I made that list. I slow my gate down because according to a certain nameless friend of mine, I have this habit of slinking when I get nervous. I used to use it when I had to pick-up certain items and getting them needed a bit of stealth. I would raise up on my toes and make long fluent strides, however it is amost impossible to walk like this with out rollin your hips. This outfit plus an excessive amount of hip action equal trouble. "Shit." I mummble to myself as one of the boys gets up and walk towards me. His friends soon follow. Well so much for my leisurely walk home I think as I quicken my pace to jog then a run once I remembered how young boys can be once they have their minds set on something. Hey at least this time I am not wearing high heels.
"Danm they are fast." I pant as I round the corner, my house in view. I lunge at the door unlocking it and opening it in one smooth move. I hop over the threshold and slam the door behind me. I jog up stairs skipping two steps at a time, I don't feel Hiei ki anywhere but I want to make sure. My room is empty. I quickly strip and put on my green lounging shorts. The pair Hiei always has the same question when I wear them. "Why bother?" I always chuckle at his statement then try to convince him that I am decent, even though my own mother has pretty much forbidden me to wear these shorts while company is over. Good thing no one is over because I plan to walk around my shorts. I quickly remember what I need to do, but right now I was hungry so my plots for revenenge and bodily harm had to be put on hold. One can not sucessful formulate a plan on a empty stomache. I had down stairs and into the kitchen searching for something to eat. I open the fidge and see leftovers. I grab the bowl and empty the contents in to a pan to heat them up. I return to the fridge to look for a drink and two small unopened cans catch my eye.
"Perfect." I smile taking them both out of the frige and placing them on the table. I turn back around to my sizzling food get plate and pour it on it. Not really wanting to go into the dinning room I just lean against the counter top and feast. Once I finish I place my plate into the sink after I rinse it off. I decide to enduluge myself in a bit off mindless television since I have nothing to do for the rest of the evening, and by the look of the house mother is out of town.
"Hmm." I hum as I walk back into the kitchen. "If that little fire deamon likes to play games and make bets with other horny singleminded demons soooo much," I pick up one of the cans off the table pull the tab and remove the metal lid. "Then I will make sure he gets the chance." I dip my finger in to the can a pull out a chocalate cover finger.
Sorry for the long wait and the majorly short chapter.
DISCLAIMERS- I still do not own YYH. I told my laywer I would settle for just having Yusuke, but did he get him for me? Noooooo. He is so fired.
TITLE- A meeting in the park.
POV Kurama
"Oh I am going to so kill that....that...aughh." I say through gritted teeth.
I make it back to where I think my backpack is and find it opened up and things missing from it I proceed to curse freely I think I about covered all ningen and makian swears I know and was about to combine them to make my own new and improved list of curses.
"My that is no way for a lady to talk." A cool voice rings from behind me.
Without turning around to see how it was I spout, "Frist of all I can speak anyway a damn well please, secondly I am not a lady." I stand up and turn around to face this meddling stranger. She is inches from my face.
"I know that." she says as her ice blue eye study my face. "But you do make a beautiful one, aye Vicki."
"Kida...How did?" I stammer
She laughs, then comes closer capturing my lips in a deep and not intirely one sided kiss. A small moan excapses from my mouth as her arms wrap arond my neck running her finger in my hair.
"Uhhh. But.... but I..." I so gracefully studder.
"I knew who you were the moment I caught your scent." She looks at me reading the ' let's back away from the crazy lady' expresion forming on my face she quickly adds," When you frist introuduced your self, I noticed you didn't smell like other men. You infact smelt better. Kind of like fresh air with a hint of something. " She stops for a second to place the 'something' but gave up after a few seconds and continues. "Any ways when I kissed a drop dead gorgeous red head a day later I same inviting fragrance dance in my nose and whispered in my mind."
"If this be all true then how come when I frist approached you as a man you pretty much blew my off." I ask stepping back abit.
"Simple, you were a guy." She takes two step foward to deplete the space in between us I acquired moment ago. She kisses me on the cheek. Turns ariound throws her hand up in the air (and waves it like she just don't care. *Sorry, I couldn't resist*) Then shouts, "Tell you sweet little friend I said hi."
I almost double in laughter. Sweet and Hiei in the same sentence. "Oh yeah I will most deffinatly tell him." I shout back.
She stops a couple of yards away turns around and cocks her head to the side and asks rather loudly in a progressivly busier park, "Why are you wearing a pleasure slaves outfit?"
Yes at this time a small pray was said in the hopes I would either die now or better still wake up from this little thing called a nightmare. "Umm." Speaking was not my strong point right now. However blushing and stammering were in full swing.
She hunches her shoulders and says, "Hey whatever gets you off." She turns and leaves.
Once my shock settles over what had just happened my thoughts return to the subject at hand. Hurting Hiei. I attempt to remove my collar learning the hard way it had a ward on it. My mission has changed I plan to really hurt Hiei. I bend over to pick up my practically empty bag and a small piece of paper falls out, at frist I thought it was a peice of scratch paper. But then I glimsed the word 'fox'. It was a note.
' I hope you enjoyed your stay in Makia. However it looks like someone might have stolen your clothes. Hiei.'
I set off once again with a brand new state of mind. Kill. I walk lesiurely through the park more people are up now some are just walking around thinking about what they have to do. While other are enjoying there earllly evening excerise, still other are just enjoying themselves, no stress no worries. I smile as I pass by the lot of them. Not really to my surprise I recieve a fair about of cat-calls. My reponse varied from person to person.
"Hey." a boy shouts for a small gang. I really could get mad at a group indiviuals all boys between the ages of fourteen and nineteen who felt it was there soul purpose in life to attempt a grope and pester every pretty little thing they saw. Too bad for me I made that list. I slow my gate down because according to a certain nameless friend of mine, I have this habit of slinking when I get nervous. I used to use it when I had to pick-up certain items and getting them needed a bit of stealth. I would raise up on my toes and make long fluent strides, however it is amost impossible to walk like this with out rollin your hips. This outfit plus an excessive amount of hip action equal trouble. "Shit." I mummble to myself as one of the boys gets up and walk towards me. His friends soon follow. Well so much for my leisurely walk home I think as I quicken my pace to jog then a run once I remembered how young boys can be once they have their minds set on something. Hey at least this time I am not wearing high heels.
"Danm they are fast." I pant as I round the corner, my house in view. I lunge at the door unlocking it and opening it in one smooth move. I hop over the threshold and slam the door behind me. I jog up stairs skipping two steps at a time, I don't feel Hiei ki anywhere but I want to make sure. My room is empty. I quickly strip and put on my green lounging shorts. The pair Hiei always has the same question when I wear them. "Why bother?" I always chuckle at his statement then try to convince him that I am decent, even though my own mother has pretty much forbidden me to wear these shorts while company is over. Good thing no one is over because I plan to walk around my shorts. I quickly remember what I need to do, but right now I was hungry so my plots for revenenge and bodily harm had to be put on hold. One can not sucessful formulate a plan on a empty stomache. I had down stairs and into the kitchen searching for something to eat. I open the fidge and see leftovers. I grab the bowl and empty the contents in to a pan to heat them up. I return to the fridge to look for a drink and two small unopened cans catch my eye.
"Perfect." I smile taking them both out of the frige and placing them on the table. I turn back around to my sizzling food get plate and pour it on it. Not really wanting to go into the dinning room I just lean against the counter top and feast. Once I finish I place my plate into the sink after I rinse it off. I decide to enduluge myself in a bit off mindless television since I have nothing to do for the rest of the evening, and by the look of the house mother is out of town.
"Hmm." I hum as I walk back into the kitchen. "If that little fire deamon likes to play games and make bets with other horny singleminded demons soooo much," I pick up one of the cans off the table pull the tab and remove the metal lid. "Then I will make sure he gets the chance." I dip my finger in to the can a pull out a chocalate cover finger.
Sorry for the long wait and the majorly short chapter.
