A/N: Okay, this story is a little longer than the others, but it still
makes no sense and gets you what the title promises. Have fun and be
confused!
The Day Lupin Was So Curious He Went Into An Internet Café And Engaged Himself In A Chatroom Conversation With People He Didn't Recognise At First
Remus Lupin was walking through the pouring rain, down the streets of London, without an umbrella, which was, of course, very stupid. Because Lupin is not THAT stupid, he went to look for a place to stay until it went dry.
He passed a small dingy café, and slowed down.
'Internet Café - In The Magical Net' it read on the window. Curious and soaking, Lupin decided to go in and see what it was all about.
The café was larger than it had appeared to be on the outside; it looked even cosy, and Lupin was certain it had something to do with the man in the green robes and the pointed hat behind a counter.
"Hello," said the man behind the counter, "can I help you? Are you here for the first time?"
"Yes," answered Lupin, "and yes. What's all this internet busyness about?"
"Oh, it's some Muggle invention, but it can be useful and very entertaining," said the man behind the counter. "Let me show you."
He led Lupin to a free computer, and explained briefly how everything worked. He left when Lupin started to get the hang of it, and decided to go to . He picked a name and entered the chatroom.
{(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) has entered the Profchatroom}
(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) says: Hello everyone!
O.oEyeball says: Who are you??? How did you get in here??? I'm certain I was vigilant enough.!!!!
PurrKitty76 says: Dear me, is it a bad thing for someone new to enter? Hello, (S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S), be welcome!
(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) says: Thank you!
{VertEtArgent has entered the Profchatroom}
PurrKitty76 says: Oh, hello, we've been waiting for you!
VertEtArgent says: Oh gods, no. .
(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) says: Hello there, who are you?
VertEtArgent says: Can't you bloody read???!!!
*HotHouse* says: apparently not.
PurrKitty76 says: Aaaw, don't be mean, I'm sure he's okay. Aren't you Gazy/Howly?
VertEtArgent says: She's actually addressing you, newbie.
(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) says: really? Oh, I need to go, see you!!
{(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) has left the Profchatroom}
VertEtArgent says: Good, that's gone. what did you want to tell again, last time, about those dogs and the rabbit?
"Are you amusing yourselves?" asked the robed owner of the café, who came to bring Lupin a cup of tea.
"Yes, but I really don't get those people in the chatrooms. They're not really having a conversation, are they?" marked Lupin, looking away from the screen.
"No, not really," said the owner, slightly amused. "You know, it's funny when you actually KNOW who those people are, without them knowing who YOU are."
"Really?" said Lupin, interested. "What about the people in this Profchatroom?"
"Ah," said the owner, smiling broadly. "Yes, they're the Hogwarts staff. Their names are quite obvious, really."
"Yes," said Lupin thoughtfully, "now you mention it."
{ChocolateLollipop has entered the Profchatroom}
PurrKitty76 says: .and so he thought I was a real female cat.
!Coot! says: That's just gross!!!!!!!
ChocolateLollipop says: Hi every1!!!!!
HaggeR says: ow, hullo
TwistedTeacup says: who R U?
ChocolateLollipop says: I'm a 29 yrs old girl, 5'6, blonde, blue eyes, searching for a date!!!
!Coot! says: how big R ur boobz?
ChocolateLollipop says: 2 large hands full each!!
HaggeR says: LOL!
*HotHouse* says: that's not funny, don't make a j0ke!
ChocolateLollipop says: I'm not j0king, really!
!Coot! says: can I have Ur pic???!!
VertEtArgent says: how much are you?
{PurrKitty76 has left the Profchatroom} {*HotHouse* has left the Profchatroom} {TwistedTeacup has left the Profchatroom}
ChocolateLollipop says: 65/h.
HaggeR says: Holy F**k! ah don' have the money!
!Coot! says: would u share???!!
Lupin doubled over in his chair with silent laughter. Some people were so easily deceived!
ChocolateLollipop says: sure. How long would u want me and where?
VertEtArgent says: tonight, Hogwarts dungeons, eight sharp, till 'bout twelve.
!Coot! says: yeah, then u'd 've had the time to do the 3 of us!!!
HaggeR says: h00r@h!
{ChocolateLollipop has left the Profchatroom}
"Oh man, these people are really stupid," Lupin told the owner, as he came to bring him another cup of tea.
"Yeah, I know," said the owner, grinning. "You know what's more stupid? Some people in that corner fear they won't have their whore-orgy tonight, 'cause their date's left their chatroom!"
Lupin uneasily looked around his screen, to the corner the owner indicated. There, in a tight group, sat the entire Hogwarts staff, clicking and ticking fervently. Lupin gulped, then thought of something. "Could you do something for me?" he asked the owner.
A little later, the Hogwarts staff was approached by the owner with a large number of lollipops.
"I would like to present these chocolate lollipops to you," said he to the stunned Hogwarts staff, "on the behalf of that gentleman, there."
Snape, Hagrid and Dumbledore queasily turned to see a cheery Lupin waving at them from behind his screen, chewing a chocolate lollipop.
The Day Lupin Was So Curious He Went Into An Internet Café And Engaged Himself In A Chatroom Conversation With People He Didn't Recognise At First
Remus Lupin was walking through the pouring rain, down the streets of London, without an umbrella, which was, of course, very stupid. Because Lupin is not THAT stupid, he went to look for a place to stay until it went dry.
He passed a small dingy café, and slowed down.
'Internet Café - In The Magical Net' it read on the window. Curious and soaking, Lupin decided to go in and see what it was all about.
The café was larger than it had appeared to be on the outside; it looked even cosy, and Lupin was certain it had something to do with the man in the green robes and the pointed hat behind a counter.
"Hello," said the man behind the counter, "can I help you? Are you here for the first time?"
"Yes," answered Lupin, "and yes. What's all this internet busyness about?"
"Oh, it's some Muggle invention, but it can be useful and very entertaining," said the man behind the counter. "Let me show you."
He led Lupin to a free computer, and explained briefly how everything worked. He left when Lupin started to get the hang of it, and decided to go to . He picked a name and entered the chatroom.
{(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) has entered the Profchatroom}
(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) says: Hello everyone!
O.oEyeball says: Who are you??? How did you get in here??? I'm certain I was vigilant enough.!!!!
PurrKitty76 says: Dear me, is it a bad thing for someone new to enter? Hello, (S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S), be welcome!
(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) says: Thank you!
{VertEtArgent has entered the Profchatroom}
PurrKitty76 says: Oh, hello, we've been waiting for you!
VertEtArgent says: Oh gods, no. .
(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) says: Hello there, who are you?
VertEtArgent says: Can't you bloody read???!!!
*HotHouse* says: apparently not.
PurrKitty76 says: Aaaw, don't be mean, I'm sure he's okay. Aren't you Gazy/Howly?
VertEtArgent says: She's actually addressing you, newbie.
(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) says: really? Oh, I need to go, see you!!
{(S)MoonGazer MoonHowler(S) has left the Profchatroom}
VertEtArgent says: Good, that's gone. what did you want to tell again, last time, about those dogs and the rabbit?
"Are you amusing yourselves?" asked the robed owner of the café, who came to bring Lupin a cup of tea.
"Yes, but I really don't get those people in the chatrooms. They're not really having a conversation, are they?" marked Lupin, looking away from the screen.
"No, not really," said the owner, slightly amused. "You know, it's funny when you actually KNOW who those people are, without them knowing who YOU are."
"Really?" said Lupin, interested. "What about the people in this Profchatroom?"
"Ah," said the owner, smiling broadly. "Yes, they're the Hogwarts staff. Their names are quite obvious, really."
"Yes," said Lupin thoughtfully, "now you mention it."
{ChocolateLollipop has entered the Profchatroom}
PurrKitty76 says: .and so he thought I was a real female cat.
!Coot! says: That's just gross!!!!!!!
ChocolateLollipop says: Hi every1!!!!!
HaggeR says: ow, hullo
TwistedTeacup says: who R U?
ChocolateLollipop says: I'm a 29 yrs old girl, 5'6, blonde, blue eyes, searching for a date!!!
!Coot! says: how big R ur boobz?
ChocolateLollipop says: 2 large hands full each!!
HaggeR says: LOL!
*HotHouse* says: that's not funny, don't make a j0ke!
ChocolateLollipop says: I'm not j0king, really!
!Coot! says: can I have Ur pic???!!
VertEtArgent says: how much are you?
{PurrKitty76 has left the Profchatroom} {*HotHouse* has left the Profchatroom} {TwistedTeacup has left the Profchatroom}
ChocolateLollipop says: 65/h.
HaggeR says: Holy F**k! ah don' have the money!
!Coot! says: would u share???!!
Lupin doubled over in his chair with silent laughter. Some people were so easily deceived!
ChocolateLollipop says: sure. How long would u want me and where?
VertEtArgent says: tonight, Hogwarts dungeons, eight sharp, till 'bout twelve.
!Coot! says: yeah, then u'd 've had the time to do the 3 of us!!!
HaggeR says: h00r@h!
{ChocolateLollipop has left the Profchatroom}
"Oh man, these people are really stupid," Lupin told the owner, as he came to bring him another cup of tea.
"Yeah, I know," said the owner, grinning. "You know what's more stupid? Some people in that corner fear they won't have their whore-orgy tonight, 'cause their date's left their chatroom!"
Lupin uneasily looked around his screen, to the corner the owner indicated. There, in a tight group, sat the entire Hogwarts staff, clicking and ticking fervently. Lupin gulped, then thought of something. "Could you do something for me?" he asked the owner.
A little later, the Hogwarts staff was approached by the owner with a large number of lollipops.
"I would like to present these chocolate lollipops to you," said he to the stunned Hogwarts staff, "on the behalf of that gentleman, there."
Snape, Hagrid and Dumbledore queasily turned to see a cheery Lupin waving at them from behind his screen, chewing a chocolate lollipop.
