A/N: hello again everyone!! How's ya doin? If you said you were doin good, good to hear! If you said you weren't doin good, hope this story makes you feel better!

PETER AND COACH MCGUIRKS TRIP TO RUROUNI KENSHIN

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Disclaimer: me nor we own anything mainly: Inu Yasha, Rurouni Kenshin, home movies, Family Guy, me no own Siye, but Shelley owns her, the song moon light bay, that movie that that flashback part came from, or anything else in this chapter basically. BUT me do own this red pen next to me, and all the other red pens next to me, The Smorsel, the gigglee puppet song, and the word muwahaha-ish. That it though.

"Fat man! You have failed your fatherly duty! I WILL AVENGE MY DEATH!!"

CHAPTER R (CHINESE): OF SANGO PLATTERS, HOT SPRING CRASHINGS, AND CONGRATULATIONS

"Sir, are you ok?" one of the waitresses asked Coach Mcguirk as he lay on the ground. "Brendan, it's called Gingivitis." He said, squinting his eyes. "He's alright, but I don't know about that other guy. He's singing 'Smorsel, Smorsel, The gigglee puppet' and dancing at the same time." After drinking all night and half a day, Coach and Peter finally passed out on the Aoiya floor, and were just finally being noticed and woken up.

"Sir's, would you like a platter of steamed Sango (in Japanese, Sango means coral)? It'll make you feel better." The other waitress asked. "Smorsel, Smorsel, THE GIGLEE PUPPET." "I guess that's a yes." Misao said sarcastically, walking off to get the platter. She came back a few moments after she had left with a girl who had long, black hair, a pink and green kimono on, and a huge boomerang on her back. Her face was reaaallly red, and gray puffs of steam were coming out her ears. "Steamed Sango Platter! Coming up!"

Suddenly, a man with a little pigtail in the back of his hair, a staff, and purple over hangy thingie on appeared in the Aoiya (no, not a bwink like Siye was.). "Ah! Ah! It's gay! Oh my gosh! I'm blinded!" Peter said, finally starting to get his senses back. "NOOOOOO!!" was the first thing, we'll just call him Miroku, said. Then he noticed all the waitresses, namely, Misao, Kaoru (she had to get a job), those other two women in the Oniwanbanshuu, and Megumi, who came for the heck of it all. He put his hand up to his face and firmly stated, "Resist all temptation."

"C'mon, Sango we're going." He said grabbing her hand. If she wasn't steamed up she probably would have smacked him, cause umm. that's her other job. So, they went out, and the last thing that the people in the Aoiya of them was them standing next to a guy with white hair, a red kimono thing, and doggie ears. "You know, I have the strangest urge to go touch those ears on top of that guy's head." Kaoru said thoughtfully. "I would if it were Sir Ken." Megumi said with hearts in her eyes. "Hey! I thought we got it all straighten out that HE was MINE!" Kaoru said, glaring at the fox lady. "I had my fingers crossed." "WHAT?!" "You heard me." "THAT DOESN"T COUNT!" "I felt all Muwahaha-ish. " "HEY!" "Hey what?" "Where'd those two fat guys go?" Kaoru said, as everyone awake looked toward the two front swinging doors, while dust rolled on by, like an old western movie.

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"Awwwwwww.." everyone said as Tsubame walked by them with Stewie. "STOP 'AWWWWWWW-ING ME AS IF I WERE CUTE! Wait- that didn't come out right.DANG YOU ALL!" Stewie said, but no one paid any attention, as always. "Is this your kid?" one woman asked. "He looks just like you!" "Yes, he is." Tsubame said, a huge smile plastered on her face. "NOOOO! DON'T LISTEN TO HER! WERE'S THAT DANG WOMAN WHO CALLS HERSELF MOM WHEN YOU NEED HER!?" Stewie said, but like almost always, no one noticed. "Who's the father?" the woman asked. "Myojin Yahiko!" Tsubame exclaimed.

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"WE WERE SAILING ALONG.ON MOONLIGHT BAY!" Yahiko and Siye sang as they sat by the Hot Springs. "Wow, it looks so beautiful." Siye said, looking at the sky, even though it was day, she acted as if she had never seen the day before. "Yes, you are." Yahiko replied (yes, I know, from the Lizzie McGuire movie, and I know it's cheesy, but it is kinda sweet, no?), making Siye blush. And then they slowly leaned towards each other, and were just about to kiss when- SPLOOSH!
All the water from the Hot Springs splashed all over them, burning them really badly. When all the mist cleared, and also after they went "Ow! Ow!" and blew at there skin to cool themselves off, they noticed two figures standing in the middle of the hot spring. They were both really fat, and had black circles that said censored! In the middle of the circle on the lower part of their body, about umm. figure it out yourself. Even though that censor circle was there, Yahiko still covered Siye's eyes. Suddenly a really high pitched laugh could be heard.
"Neahnahnahnhanhah! Look at their faces! I think we scared them!" Peter said to Jon (he figured that out on the way to the hot springs) Mcguirk. "Uh, yea." Mcguirk said in his usual tone of voice (how do you describe a voice like his?) "This reminds me of this one time, I snuck in on Lois while she was taking a shower."

FLASHBACK

Peter is standing next to a shower curtain with Lois behind it, wearing a ski mask and holding a Butchers knife in his right hand and his left hand is heading toward the shower curtain to pull it back. Scary music is playing in the background.

END FLASHBACK

All's Coach Mcguirk could do is stare at peter like he was a friggen idiot. They didn't even notice Yahiko and Siye sneak away.

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Siye and Yahiko were walking down the road to the Aoiya, When suddenly everyone 1) somehow had gotten to know him without his consent, and 2) they were congratulating him on something. When they got to the Aoiya, everyone in there congratulated him right when they walked in the door. Then everyone that he knew came up and started hugging and (still) congratulated him. Then Sano said, "Congratulations on the new baby!" Yahiko and Siye's eyes widened. "What? Baby? I don't think Siye's pregnant yet." SMACK!

A/N: Well, how'd ya like it? Yes, I know, it's short, but I'm running out of idea's, and I know I kinda ended in a weird place, but I didn't know where to end!! I wanted to say sumtin else, but I can't remember, umm. please read my other story, DON"T DO STUPID THINGS, you'll like it, it funny, umm. that it I guess, until next time ASTA LAVISTA!