A/N: hello! Does any one know that Inu Yasha is back on adult swim? I was
sooooo happy while I watched it last night, I had to cover my mouth from
squealing so I wouldn't wake my parents up. O, and then Trigun!! The best
episode of that show is 'Paradise', it sad. I'm not tellin' u why though. I
mean those who haven't seen it. Sooooo, You'll just have to watch it when
it comes on. Lalala. there was sumtin' else I wanned to say, now I can't
remember. O's well's. I think this will be another short, or kinda short,
depends on what u think is short, chapter.
DISCLAIMER:::::::::: I do not own Home movies, Family Guy, Rurouni Kenshin, LOTR, a plutonium gun, the Mafia, a cat, my own TV, Flonaise, and anything else I failed to mention. So please don't sue me! ^ ^;;;
Chapter Twah (however u spell it. it French): Movies made in Kyoto, Japan
"Brendan, are you sure we're aloud here? This doesn't even look like our millennium." A nervous sounding eight- year- old (or close to that) girl asked. "Brendan, I have to agree with Melissa." A boy about the same age as the girl said, sounding like his nose was really stuffy. "You guys did bring your permission slip, right?" another kid the same age with a long pointed nose, and a blue camcorder in his right hand said. "Yea." they both said, pulling out their 'permission' slips and showing them to this Brendan fellow. "Well, Jason? Melissa? What are you worried about? We have the permission slips here." Brendan said. "Yea, but, there are no grown ups here." Melissa stated.
"Umm, well, uh." Brendan started, looking around, when he saw a responsible looking man, with red hair (or orangie red, whatever u want to call It.), Purplie (I think.) colored eyes, and a cross shaped scar on the left side of his face (Yay!). "Hem, 'scuse me sir, but would you like to star in a one of a kind Brendan Small movie?" Brendan said, walking up to the man. "Hm? Whats this 'movie' you speak of? I don't know what you are talking about, that I don't." The sir said, smiling. "Brendan, what are you doing?" Melissa whispered. "Getting ourselves a chaperone, cause it seems you guys would die without one." Brendan whispered in reply.
SOMEWHERE ELSE, BASICALLY ANYWHERE ELSE THAN THERE.
"UNHAND ME, YOU... YOU. YOU IMBICILE!" no matter what Stewie said, all's everyone said in reply was, 'aww, isn't that cute!' and, ' you look just like your mom!' He just couldn't believe how idiotic/dense/stupidiotic these people were. I mean, Stewie has a football shaped head, this GIRL who DARES to CALL herself HIS MOTHER has a triangular shaped bottom half of the head, and a square shape 4 the top half of the head. Stewie has black hair, and this GIRL who DARES to CALL herself HIS MOTHER has brown hair. Stewie has little strands of hair every inch or so, this GIRL who DARES to CALL herself HIS MOTHER has a FULL HEAD, a head on which he was going to blow off it's sockets in two sakes of a squirrel's tai, of hair. He has circular eyes, while this GIRL who DARES to CALL herself HIS MOM has triangularish while also being rectangularish eyes.
Then Stewie got an idea, an idea of pure giniusosity, which he definitely didn't get from Peter, or Lois that much. In fact, where did all that geniusness come from? Like I said definitely not Peter, and probably not Lois. Oops, going off the matter at hand. Sorry. Anyhoo, Stewie had a brilliant idea. "Waaaaaah!" He whined, pulling out a lamp out of nowhere and hitting Tsubame up top the head with it. "I want my mooommmmmy!" He whined more, this time pulling out a vacuum out of nowhere and up chucking her on her chin. "Wha-what are you talking about? I'm your mother." Tsubame said nervously as everyone started to murmur. "How dare you call yourself MY MOTHER!!" Stewie said, pulling out his plutonium gun.
"Wh-what I-is that that swe-sweetie?" Tsubame stuttered fearfully. "What the devil are you doing calling ME sweetie? I am not your son, so, therefore, YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!!" Stewie pointed out, putting the gun to her head. "Honey, pu-put the gun dow-dow-dow-" Tsubame said, not being able to spit the last word out. "Oh, for heavens sake. Just say the blasted word." Stewie said pulling the trigger. "OOOOEEEEEGAAAA!" was the last thing they heard Tsubame's head say. "Well, now that that's over, I'll be on my way to find the fat man who calls himself Father." Stewie said plaintively as he got up and started walking away. Only then did he notice all the stares of the people around him. "What are you doing here? There is nothing to see here! Now go home and do what ever you filthy people do for a living!" At that everyone left and the streets within a 3 mile radios was cleared. Except for the Tsubame body which suddenly got up to hunt Stewie down to get revenge, but then got hit by a car, or a carriage. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, miss. You, you just jumped out in front of this carriage on this, the day of my other daughters wedding out of nowhere! Oh's well. Her families loss." a fat man in a tux, and with a white kitty in his lap, said in a Mafia leader-ish voice.
SOMEWHERE ELSWHERE THAN WHERE TSUBAME JUST DIED
"Hey, are you sure we were heading in the right direction?" Peter asked Coach Mcguirk for the millionth time that hour. "Yes, I already told you!" He replied. "You sure? Cause that doesn't look familiar." Peter said, pointing to a small statue of a really scrawny looking guy, with huge eyes, and only a few strands of hair. The statue description read: SMEAGOL. That's all it said. "Then what is that restaurant over there? I told you I could find our way back to that Aoiya place." Coach Mcguirk said, pointing to a building that looked similar to the Aoiya. So, not even thinking that it might be some other restaurant, or even a house for that matter, they headed towards the place they thought was the Aoiya.
And when they got there, they were really surprised to see a family just sitting down to eat lunch. They stared at Peter and Coach, and vise- versa. Although, maybe looking into space like a complete idiot with no expression at all isn't really staring. When the family got sense that there were intruders in their house, they screamed, and then, out of pure stupidity, Peter yelled too, while Mcguirk still stared into space like a complete idiot. When everyone stopped screaming, Peter had one thing to say; "Do you guys have any beer?"
AND NOW BACK TO BRENDANS GROUP
"Umm, ok! Stand right there, and hold your neat-o sword out in front of you, Mr. Kenshin, and Jason, do what he is doing, and.Perfect!" Brendan said, holding his camera up. "I better get going to Kaoru-dono, before she blows a fuse." Kenshin said, looking kind of fearful at the thought of Kaoru loosing it because he didn't show up on time for her birthday. "This Kaoru-dunna can wait!! My memory span can't!" "But-" "Don't 'but' me, Mister!" Brendan ended the conversation. "Brendan, what should I do with this water you made me get?" Melissa asked, holding a ten-gallon water jug thing of water. "Go set it-" His sentence was cut short because of a loud screaming noise coming from someone's house. And so, Kenshin went towards the screaming, cause he had to try and save the family, and Jason followed, because he was told to do what Kenshin does, Brendan followed, cause he thought it might be a good action scene, and Melissa followed because everyone was following everyone in front of them, so she thought she best not destroy the chain.
When they got there, the yelling had stopped, and they faintly heard someone say, "Do you guys have any beer?" And then Kenshin opened the door thing, Jason pretended to open the door, but instead fell over in exhaustion, and hit the floor, Brendan panted up to the door, still taping the whole thing, and Melissa caught up, just fine (she dropped the bottle, cause it was heavy). When they finally noticed everything, they noticed two large men, one wearing a white shirt, glasses, green pants, and was staring right at them. And the other man was wearing an orange and yellow jump suit thing, had a whistle around his neck and was also staring at them.
"Coach Mcguirk?!"
"Brendan?!"
LATER ON
"So, Brendan, how'd you get here?" Coach Mcguirk asked. Kenshin went a while ago, saying that Kaoru was going to kill him, and that he will come back to be in their 'movie', unless they made it to the Aoiya. Right now, everyone (except Stewie) was headed to the Aoiya, so that Peter and Coach Mcguirk could have a 'couple' of drinks. "We snuck in the trunk of your car." Brendan answered. "WHAT? YOU DIDN'T DRINK ANY OF MY BEER, DID YOU MELISSA?" Coach said, enraged. "No, Coach Mcguirk, you're scaring-" "BRENDAN?" "Aha.. uh no." "JASON?" "Maybe just a little bit." "Jason, I don't think that purple stuff was beer." Melissa said, a little concerned. "Well, then, miss know-it-all, what was it?" Jason asked. "I don't know. Coach Mcguirk, what was that purple stuff in the back of your car?" Melissa asked. "Trust me. You don't want to know." Coach Mcguirk said. "Neahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah!" Peter laughed. "Actually, we would Coach Mcguirk." Brendan said, staring out of the corner of his eye at Peter. " Ok, then come here." Jon Mcguirk said as everyone, including a complete stranger, leaned in. "It's pshpshpshpshphsphsphsphsphsh." He whispered. Suddenly, Jason turned green, and turned around to puke. "Gross! Coach Mcguirk, why would you do something as gross as that?" Melissa asked turning a little green. "It keeps the zebra's away." He stated. "Um, there are no Zebra's in America." Brendan said. "So?"
"Neahnahnahnahnahnahnahanhanahanah!"
A/N: Well? How'd you like it? O, yea, if any one knows what 'Oro' or 'Omake' means, PLEASE TELL ME!! And if any one has an idea for this story, please tell me, cause I'm running out of idea's. o, and if I'm using anything else from a different story, I am really sorry, because of I am, then I don't know about it, honestly! So just tell me. WELL, that's all I can remember, untillie next chapter, AJOS! PEACE OUT! GUATEMALA!
DISCLAIMER:::::::::: I do not own Home movies, Family Guy, Rurouni Kenshin, LOTR, a plutonium gun, the Mafia, a cat, my own TV, Flonaise, and anything else I failed to mention. So please don't sue me! ^ ^;;;
Chapter Twah (however u spell it. it French): Movies made in Kyoto, Japan
"Brendan, are you sure we're aloud here? This doesn't even look like our millennium." A nervous sounding eight- year- old (or close to that) girl asked. "Brendan, I have to agree with Melissa." A boy about the same age as the girl said, sounding like his nose was really stuffy. "You guys did bring your permission slip, right?" another kid the same age with a long pointed nose, and a blue camcorder in his right hand said. "Yea." they both said, pulling out their 'permission' slips and showing them to this Brendan fellow. "Well, Jason? Melissa? What are you worried about? We have the permission slips here." Brendan said. "Yea, but, there are no grown ups here." Melissa stated.
"Umm, well, uh." Brendan started, looking around, when he saw a responsible looking man, with red hair (or orangie red, whatever u want to call It.), Purplie (I think.) colored eyes, and a cross shaped scar on the left side of his face (Yay!). "Hem, 'scuse me sir, but would you like to star in a one of a kind Brendan Small movie?" Brendan said, walking up to the man. "Hm? Whats this 'movie' you speak of? I don't know what you are talking about, that I don't." The sir said, smiling. "Brendan, what are you doing?" Melissa whispered. "Getting ourselves a chaperone, cause it seems you guys would die without one." Brendan whispered in reply.
SOMEWHERE ELSE, BASICALLY ANYWHERE ELSE THAN THERE.
"UNHAND ME, YOU... YOU. YOU IMBICILE!" no matter what Stewie said, all's everyone said in reply was, 'aww, isn't that cute!' and, ' you look just like your mom!' He just couldn't believe how idiotic/dense/stupidiotic these people were. I mean, Stewie has a football shaped head, this GIRL who DARES to CALL herself HIS MOTHER has a triangular shaped bottom half of the head, and a square shape 4 the top half of the head. Stewie has black hair, and this GIRL who DARES to CALL herself HIS MOTHER has brown hair. Stewie has little strands of hair every inch or so, this GIRL who DARES to CALL herself HIS MOTHER has a FULL HEAD, a head on which he was going to blow off it's sockets in two sakes of a squirrel's tai, of hair. He has circular eyes, while this GIRL who DARES to CALL herself HIS MOM has triangularish while also being rectangularish eyes.
Then Stewie got an idea, an idea of pure giniusosity, which he definitely didn't get from Peter, or Lois that much. In fact, where did all that geniusness come from? Like I said definitely not Peter, and probably not Lois. Oops, going off the matter at hand. Sorry. Anyhoo, Stewie had a brilliant idea. "Waaaaaah!" He whined, pulling out a lamp out of nowhere and hitting Tsubame up top the head with it. "I want my mooommmmmy!" He whined more, this time pulling out a vacuum out of nowhere and up chucking her on her chin. "Wha-what are you talking about? I'm your mother." Tsubame said nervously as everyone started to murmur. "How dare you call yourself MY MOTHER!!" Stewie said, pulling out his plutonium gun.
"Wh-what I-is that that swe-sweetie?" Tsubame stuttered fearfully. "What the devil are you doing calling ME sweetie? I am not your son, so, therefore, YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!!" Stewie pointed out, putting the gun to her head. "Honey, pu-put the gun dow-dow-dow-" Tsubame said, not being able to spit the last word out. "Oh, for heavens sake. Just say the blasted word." Stewie said pulling the trigger. "OOOOEEEEEGAAAA!" was the last thing they heard Tsubame's head say. "Well, now that that's over, I'll be on my way to find the fat man who calls himself Father." Stewie said plaintively as he got up and started walking away. Only then did he notice all the stares of the people around him. "What are you doing here? There is nothing to see here! Now go home and do what ever you filthy people do for a living!" At that everyone left and the streets within a 3 mile radios was cleared. Except for the Tsubame body which suddenly got up to hunt Stewie down to get revenge, but then got hit by a car, or a carriage. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, miss. You, you just jumped out in front of this carriage on this, the day of my other daughters wedding out of nowhere! Oh's well. Her families loss." a fat man in a tux, and with a white kitty in his lap, said in a Mafia leader-ish voice.
SOMEWHERE ELSWHERE THAN WHERE TSUBAME JUST DIED
"Hey, are you sure we were heading in the right direction?" Peter asked Coach Mcguirk for the millionth time that hour. "Yes, I already told you!" He replied. "You sure? Cause that doesn't look familiar." Peter said, pointing to a small statue of a really scrawny looking guy, with huge eyes, and only a few strands of hair. The statue description read: SMEAGOL. That's all it said. "Then what is that restaurant over there? I told you I could find our way back to that Aoiya place." Coach Mcguirk said, pointing to a building that looked similar to the Aoiya. So, not even thinking that it might be some other restaurant, or even a house for that matter, they headed towards the place they thought was the Aoiya.
And when they got there, they were really surprised to see a family just sitting down to eat lunch. They stared at Peter and Coach, and vise- versa. Although, maybe looking into space like a complete idiot with no expression at all isn't really staring. When the family got sense that there were intruders in their house, they screamed, and then, out of pure stupidity, Peter yelled too, while Mcguirk still stared into space like a complete idiot. When everyone stopped screaming, Peter had one thing to say; "Do you guys have any beer?"
AND NOW BACK TO BRENDANS GROUP
"Umm, ok! Stand right there, and hold your neat-o sword out in front of you, Mr. Kenshin, and Jason, do what he is doing, and.Perfect!" Brendan said, holding his camera up. "I better get going to Kaoru-dono, before she blows a fuse." Kenshin said, looking kind of fearful at the thought of Kaoru loosing it because he didn't show up on time for her birthday. "This Kaoru-dunna can wait!! My memory span can't!" "But-" "Don't 'but' me, Mister!" Brendan ended the conversation. "Brendan, what should I do with this water you made me get?" Melissa asked, holding a ten-gallon water jug thing of water. "Go set it-" His sentence was cut short because of a loud screaming noise coming from someone's house. And so, Kenshin went towards the screaming, cause he had to try and save the family, and Jason followed, because he was told to do what Kenshin does, Brendan followed, cause he thought it might be a good action scene, and Melissa followed because everyone was following everyone in front of them, so she thought she best not destroy the chain.
When they got there, the yelling had stopped, and they faintly heard someone say, "Do you guys have any beer?" And then Kenshin opened the door thing, Jason pretended to open the door, but instead fell over in exhaustion, and hit the floor, Brendan panted up to the door, still taping the whole thing, and Melissa caught up, just fine (she dropped the bottle, cause it was heavy). When they finally noticed everything, they noticed two large men, one wearing a white shirt, glasses, green pants, and was staring right at them. And the other man was wearing an orange and yellow jump suit thing, had a whistle around his neck and was also staring at them.
"Coach Mcguirk?!"
"Brendan?!"
LATER ON
"So, Brendan, how'd you get here?" Coach Mcguirk asked. Kenshin went a while ago, saying that Kaoru was going to kill him, and that he will come back to be in their 'movie', unless they made it to the Aoiya. Right now, everyone (except Stewie) was headed to the Aoiya, so that Peter and Coach Mcguirk could have a 'couple' of drinks. "We snuck in the trunk of your car." Brendan answered. "WHAT? YOU DIDN'T DRINK ANY OF MY BEER, DID YOU MELISSA?" Coach said, enraged. "No, Coach Mcguirk, you're scaring-" "BRENDAN?" "Aha.. uh no." "JASON?" "Maybe just a little bit." "Jason, I don't think that purple stuff was beer." Melissa said, a little concerned. "Well, then, miss know-it-all, what was it?" Jason asked. "I don't know. Coach Mcguirk, what was that purple stuff in the back of your car?" Melissa asked. "Trust me. You don't want to know." Coach Mcguirk said. "Neahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah!" Peter laughed. "Actually, we would Coach Mcguirk." Brendan said, staring out of the corner of his eye at Peter. " Ok, then come here." Jon Mcguirk said as everyone, including a complete stranger, leaned in. "It's pshpshpshpshphsphsphsphsphsh." He whispered. Suddenly, Jason turned green, and turned around to puke. "Gross! Coach Mcguirk, why would you do something as gross as that?" Melissa asked turning a little green. "It keeps the zebra's away." He stated. "Um, there are no Zebra's in America." Brendan said. "So?"
"Neahnahnahnahnahnahnahanhanahanah!"
A/N: Well? How'd you like it? O, yea, if any one knows what 'Oro' or 'Omake' means, PLEASE TELL ME!! And if any one has an idea for this story, please tell me, cause I'm running out of idea's. o, and if I'm using anything else from a different story, I am really sorry, because of I am, then I don't know about it, honestly! So just tell me. WELL, that's all I can remember, untillie next chapter, AJOS! PEACE OUT! GUATEMALA!
