A/N: DAH! I had to erase what I had already written for this, because it
was going absolutely nowhere and my mind capacity couldn't fix it up!!! So
I started again. And its still going to suck. So, on with the chapter that
will get published 6 months from now I JUST KNOW IT. Dah. Dah dah dah dah
dah dah. Flah.
First, to go over some things:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*= transition
*.* =background, trust me, you need to know this for one part
+ "."= talking, silly!!
DISCLAIMER: I'm sad. And no one but me will know y. but I'll tell ya. I'm
sad because.
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I don't own anything in this story.
Chapter 4: Of birthday parties and uninvited guests (hey! I'm already liking this better!!)
It was a quiet morning in Kyoto. The sun was shining, and not a creature was stirring, except Peter and Coach Mcguirk. Very loudly, I might add. Why, you might ask? Well, lets take a journey to the night before with the ghost of Christmas past. Or me. So come and know me better, readers (sorry! Its around Christmas time Su.. Yea..)
*~*~*~*~*~*TADA! It's the night before! *~*~*~*~*~*
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MISS KAORU!!" everyone at the Aoiya exclaimed. And even if they didn't have big celebrations like today, well, it's a fan- fiction, so it doesn't really matter. "Thank you everyone!! Um, just out of curiosity, are those fat idiots anywhere near here?" Kaoru asked, hoping with all her might (+ it was her wish on the first star she saw last night) that THEY weren't anywhere near. "No miss Kaoru. I left them in the place I walked from, that I did." Kenshin stated. Everyone let out a sigh of relief, and grabbed a piece of cake (That Kenshin had made, mind you) to enjoy the peaceful night they had left. Little did they know. I mean, little did they know that Peter and Coach Mcguirk were just a few miles away from the Aoiya. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "Ah, geez, are we there yet?!" Peter asked tiredly. They had been walking for almost. Let's see. "Uh, Mr. Peter sir, We've only been walking 5 minutes." Melissa said matter- of-factly. "Oh, look whose underwear is all up in a bunch! All's I asked was 'are we there yet', and she gets on my case! Geez, kids these days." Peter retorted. "Um, my underwear isn't all bunched up." "That doesn't make since, Peter." Jason said. "What did you call me?!" Peter angrily said. ".Peter." "How rude! Kids should know to call me Peter- califragilisticepsialidochious! Pf, kids these days." "But-""EH! No talkin back Mr. 'I didn't know it was for the zebras'!" And they left it at that. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "Data entry: I am trapped in some.vile place, where they keep feeding me 'miso' soup. I have been cautious as to not eat it, for all I know it could be poison. But judging from the way they look, it might even be.acid! Oh, their good.I have to try that on Lois someday.If I ever get out of here! *Awww! Look at him! Your soo adorable, yesh you are!* AAH! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU HOSTILE CREATURES! I AM AFRAID TO REPORT.THAT I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THIS! GOODBYE, RUPERT! The only thing. I am disappointed of...Is.not killing Lois!" Stewie concluded, turning the tape recorder off.
Stewie first stumbled upon this place while trying to find his way back. As you can probably tell, some girls who thought he 'was just the cutest thang' found him roaming around, and, of course, thinking they were doing the 'poor' baby a favor, took him to some restaurant and bought him loads of miso soup. They are pinching his cheeks till they fall off, he swears. If he could only get his hands on that fat so-called 'father', he'd have him pay for putting him through all this! First, it was that.creature who called herself 'Tsubame', now all these.'GASP! They must be followers of the one before them! BLAST! They've come to get revenge on me! I should've never killed her! Oh well, I still have some ju-BLAST!' Stewie thought, looking down to his plutonium gun, and realizing it was empty. "BLAST YOU! BLAST YOU ALL TO *heck*(a/n: in this case, the *.* just means its beeping out a word. Unless Stewie is talking when *.* appears, it will ALWAYS mean its bleeping out a bad word, k? k.) I WILL GET REEEVVVEEENNNGGGEEE!!!" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Wow, Miss Kaoru, you've got quite the birthday throwers livin' with you!" Siye exclaimed (A/n: BTW, when Siye first came in, I said she had WHITE chocolate colored hair. Oops! I meant to say milk chocolate! Sry for all the confusion! I guess I was thinkin of chocolate, and white chocolate is like my fav-). As I had said, it was Kaoru's ( I dunno! U pick a number) birthday today! Everyone was having a blast, enjoying themselves, getting them selves drunk.Actually, that was Sano, because he was playing a game he made up himself, called 'find the sake'. It was actually quite fun! I play that sometimes. Only with pop."AHEM! Can we get back to moi?!" Oh, sorry. like I said, it was Kaoru's birthday! The cake was all gone by now (hey, I would eat it fast too, since Kenshin made it! "HEY!"), and Sano was getting even more drunk than probably the legal limit. If they had one back then. Yahiko was.*ahem* walking around with Siye, the MILK (aren't you proud of me??) chocolate haired girl Yahiko had met in the first chapter. Kaoru was basking in all the attention she was getting, ESPECIALLY from Kenshin. And, as if it were that hard to figure out, Megumi was swooning all over Kenshin. So, they were all enjoying themselves. Except Misao. Don't get me wrong, she was having a blast. Except.except she wished that HER Aoshi were here instead of Guatemala. Whats so great about Guatemala, anyway? Its just a .er.state? Anyway. Unless.GASP! He's seeing another girl there! 'HAHA, don't make me laugh! He wouldn't! .YES, HE WOULD!' "AOSHI, GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!" she suddenly burst out.
~*~
"OUCH! SAANNNOOO, THAT'S NOT THE DONKEY, THAT'S MY BUTT!!" exclaimed a very hurt Kaoru, rubbing her bottom. "Thorry.*hic* couldn't tell from here." he said quite.drunk..edly."That's because," Kaoru sharply explained," you've played too much of that stupid game you made! . SANOO! YOUR TOO DRUNK TO DO ANYTHING!" Kaoru rubbed her bottom again, for Sano had poked it yet again. "Megumi-chan, could you please take Sano upstairs to rest? He's quite drunk, that he is." Kenshin asked POLITLY like every time else he had asked. "I'd do anything for you, Sir Ken!" Megumi, delighted that he, the great and handsome Sir Ken, had asked her, the great pale doctor of Tokyo, to take Sano, the tall drunken idiot, up to rest him to bed, there at the Aoiya.
So, off she went.
Not long after, though, there was a strange sound coming from outside of the Aoiya! OH MY GOSH! COULD IT BE? THE TWO DRUNKEN IDIOTS WERE BACK?!
Nope. Just a short guy with black hair (EEEEE! MY FAVORITE PAAARRRTTT!!!). "Whew!" everyone gasped for breath. "Hn. Has any seen Yukina?" (A/N: I betcha some of you thought it was Vegeta! HA! He's not cute LIKE HIEI! HE'S MINE! STAY BACK!! *uses sword that Smorsel wishes she has to fight off all the fan girls*) "Who is this 'Yukina' you speak of? Listen, this is MY birthday party and NO SHORT MAN IS GOING TO RUIN IT!" Kaoru stated matter- of-factly. There was a short silence, as the 'short man', as Kaoru stated, was starting to look quite.whats the word.much-more-than-ticked off. "Woa woa woa, shorty! Calm down! She doesn't know that you're short!" a tall, oranged hair guy said, walking in the door. Following him was a blacked hair dude (7.7heheheh SHELLS) and a red hair person walked in. "GRR, OF COURSE I KNOW HE IS SHORT! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE, I'M BLIND? DO YOU NOT SEE TWO PURTY BLUE EYES?!" Kaoru.said. ".No, I see red really big eyes." Kuwabara, oblivious to how mad Kaoru can obviously get, said. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Kaoru yelled pouncing on Kuwabara. "Miss Kaoru! Please stop!" Kenshin pleaded, trying to figure out who was Kaoru, so he could pull her away so his.I mean, their Kaoru wouldn't get to badly hurt. "OK Kenshin!" she stopped, and as the dust cleared, they could tell that she had given Kuwabara a substantial (OOO beat that!) amount of beating. And then.could it be? Was that.really horrible singing? The room fell silent once again, as they all awaited to figure out who this horrible singing was coming from. Of course they were all expecting the worse. You know, this means that you should probably hide in fear right about now. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Data entry: I have finally escaped the wrath of the 'Tsubame' followers with little damage done. I am now on the hunt for the fat man who calls himself 'father'. That has proven little luck. But I feel I am on the right path, for there is a faint stench in the air which smells like him after he has consumed a huge amount of beer, or as they seem to say, 'sake'. And for a few minutes, I've been hearing a faint.dying-frog-that-can-still-croak sound, which I am suspecting, no, which I KNOW is the two fat men that call themselves guardians. What a joke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Stewie was indeed close to Peter and Coach Mcguirk. If you didn't know any better, you could saw he was right behind him. Hm.that kinda makes you thinks. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"72 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 72 BOTTLES OF BEER! TAKE ONE DOWN." you would think that they would have known that their voices would have been dead by now, but alas, no. Brendan, Melissa, and Jason all had to suffer through their singing. Yes, their ears hurt. Yes, they wish they had brought a bat along with them. Yes. But, alas, no. they didn't bring a bat along with them. "63 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 63 BOTTLES OF BE-" "WAIT!" Peter screamed. "I think we skipped a few numbers, and also," he continued, "I think we're there." He finished, pointed to a building that look familiar. "I think we are to." Coach said. "So, where's our warm welcoming? You'd think that people like them would miss people like us!" Peter said. Brendan, Jason, and Melissa laughed, because that was all they could do after Peters comment.
A/N: so yea! Hope yall liked it! . NO ONE READ IT! I KNEW IT! EVERYBODY HATES US, SHLEY!!
Shley: 7.7 hoo-rah.
Smorsel: how could you say that?
Shley: @ least no one will bother us.
Smorsel: you're so mean! So anyway, to any one that actually read this:
PLEASE REVIEW!!! ;_; c? imma sad!!!
Chapter 4: Of birthday parties and uninvited guests (hey! I'm already liking this better!!)
It was a quiet morning in Kyoto. The sun was shining, and not a creature was stirring, except Peter and Coach Mcguirk. Very loudly, I might add. Why, you might ask? Well, lets take a journey to the night before with the ghost of Christmas past. Or me. So come and know me better, readers (sorry! Its around Christmas time Su.. Yea..)
*~*~*~*~*~*TADA! It's the night before! *~*~*~*~*~*
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MISS KAORU!!" everyone at the Aoiya exclaimed. And even if they didn't have big celebrations like today, well, it's a fan- fiction, so it doesn't really matter. "Thank you everyone!! Um, just out of curiosity, are those fat idiots anywhere near here?" Kaoru asked, hoping with all her might (+ it was her wish on the first star she saw last night) that THEY weren't anywhere near. "No miss Kaoru. I left them in the place I walked from, that I did." Kenshin stated. Everyone let out a sigh of relief, and grabbed a piece of cake (That Kenshin had made, mind you) to enjoy the peaceful night they had left. Little did they know. I mean, little did they know that Peter and Coach Mcguirk were just a few miles away from the Aoiya. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "Ah, geez, are we there yet?!" Peter asked tiredly. They had been walking for almost. Let's see. "Uh, Mr. Peter sir, We've only been walking 5 minutes." Melissa said matter- of-factly. "Oh, look whose underwear is all up in a bunch! All's I asked was 'are we there yet', and she gets on my case! Geez, kids these days." Peter retorted. "Um, my underwear isn't all bunched up." "That doesn't make since, Peter." Jason said. "What did you call me?!" Peter angrily said. ".Peter." "How rude! Kids should know to call me Peter- califragilisticepsialidochious! Pf, kids these days." "But-""EH! No talkin back Mr. 'I didn't know it was for the zebras'!" And they left it at that. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "Data entry: I am trapped in some.vile place, where they keep feeding me 'miso' soup. I have been cautious as to not eat it, for all I know it could be poison. But judging from the way they look, it might even be.acid! Oh, their good.I have to try that on Lois someday.If I ever get out of here! *Awww! Look at him! Your soo adorable, yesh you are!* AAH! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU HOSTILE CREATURES! I AM AFRAID TO REPORT.THAT I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THIS! GOODBYE, RUPERT! The only thing. I am disappointed of...Is.not killing Lois!" Stewie concluded, turning the tape recorder off.
Stewie first stumbled upon this place while trying to find his way back. As you can probably tell, some girls who thought he 'was just the cutest thang' found him roaming around, and, of course, thinking they were doing the 'poor' baby a favor, took him to some restaurant and bought him loads of miso soup. They are pinching his cheeks till they fall off, he swears. If he could only get his hands on that fat so-called 'father', he'd have him pay for putting him through all this! First, it was that.creature who called herself 'Tsubame', now all these.'GASP! They must be followers of the one before them! BLAST! They've come to get revenge on me! I should've never killed her! Oh well, I still have some ju-BLAST!' Stewie thought, looking down to his plutonium gun, and realizing it was empty. "BLAST YOU! BLAST YOU ALL TO *heck*(a/n: in this case, the *.* just means its beeping out a word. Unless Stewie is talking when *.* appears, it will ALWAYS mean its bleeping out a bad word, k? k.) I WILL GET REEEVVVEEENNNGGGEEE!!!" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Wow, Miss Kaoru, you've got quite the birthday throwers livin' with you!" Siye exclaimed (A/n: BTW, when Siye first came in, I said she had WHITE chocolate colored hair. Oops! I meant to say milk chocolate! Sry for all the confusion! I guess I was thinkin of chocolate, and white chocolate is like my fav-). As I had said, it was Kaoru's ( I dunno! U pick a number) birthday today! Everyone was having a blast, enjoying themselves, getting them selves drunk.Actually, that was Sano, because he was playing a game he made up himself, called 'find the sake'. It was actually quite fun! I play that sometimes. Only with pop."AHEM! Can we get back to moi?!" Oh, sorry. like I said, it was Kaoru's birthday! The cake was all gone by now (hey, I would eat it fast too, since Kenshin made it! "HEY!"), and Sano was getting even more drunk than probably the legal limit. If they had one back then. Yahiko was.*ahem* walking around with Siye, the MILK (aren't you proud of me??) chocolate haired girl Yahiko had met in the first chapter. Kaoru was basking in all the attention she was getting, ESPECIALLY from Kenshin. And, as if it were that hard to figure out, Megumi was swooning all over Kenshin. So, they were all enjoying themselves. Except Misao. Don't get me wrong, she was having a blast. Except.except she wished that HER Aoshi were here instead of Guatemala. Whats so great about Guatemala, anyway? Its just a .er.state? Anyway. Unless.GASP! He's seeing another girl there! 'HAHA, don't make me laugh! He wouldn't! .YES, HE WOULD!' "AOSHI, GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!" she suddenly burst out.
~*~
"OUCH! SAANNNOOO, THAT'S NOT THE DONKEY, THAT'S MY BUTT!!" exclaimed a very hurt Kaoru, rubbing her bottom. "Thorry.*hic* couldn't tell from here." he said quite.drunk..edly."That's because," Kaoru sharply explained," you've played too much of that stupid game you made! . SANOO! YOUR TOO DRUNK TO DO ANYTHING!" Kaoru rubbed her bottom again, for Sano had poked it yet again. "Megumi-chan, could you please take Sano upstairs to rest? He's quite drunk, that he is." Kenshin asked POLITLY like every time else he had asked. "I'd do anything for you, Sir Ken!" Megumi, delighted that he, the great and handsome Sir Ken, had asked her, the great pale doctor of Tokyo, to take Sano, the tall drunken idiot, up to rest him to bed, there at the Aoiya.
So, off she went.
Not long after, though, there was a strange sound coming from outside of the Aoiya! OH MY GOSH! COULD IT BE? THE TWO DRUNKEN IDIOTS WERE BACK?!
Nope. Just a short guy with black hair (EEEEE! MY FAVORITE PAAARRRTTT!!!). "Whew!" everyone gasped for breath. "Hn. Has any seen Yukina?" (A/N: I betcha some of you thought it was Vegeta! HA! He's not cute LIKE HIEI! HE'S MINE! STAY BACK!! *uses sword that Smorsel wishes she has to fight off all the fan girls*) "Who is this 'Yukina' you speak of? Listen, this is MY birthday party and NO SHORT MAN IS GOING TO RUIN IT!" Kaoru stated matter- of-factly. There was a short silence, as the 'short man', as Kaoru stated, was starting to look quite.whats the word.much-more-than-ticked off. "Woa woa woa, shorty! Calm down! She doesn't know that you're short!" a tall, oranged hair guy said, walking in the door. Following him was a blacked hair dude (7.7heheheh SHELLS) and a red hair person walked in. "GRR, OF COURSE I KNOW HE IS SHORT! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE, I'M BLIND? DO YOU NOT SEE TWO PURTY BLUE EYES?!" Kaoru.said. ".No, I see red really big eyes." Kuwabara, oblivious to how mad Kaoru can obviously get, said. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Kaoru yelled pouncing on Kuwabara. "Miss Kaoru! Please stop!" Kenshin pleaded, trying to figure out who was Kaoru, so he could pull her away so his.I mean, their Kaoru wouldn't get to badly hurt. "OK Kenshin!" she stopped, and as the dust cleared, they could tell that she had given Kuwabara a substantial (OOO beat that!) amount of beating. And then.could it be? Was that.really horrible singing? The room fell silent once again, as they all awaited to figure out who this horrible singing was coming from. Of course they were all expecting the worse. You know, this means that you should probably hide in fear right about now. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Data entry: I have finally escaped the wrath of the 'Tsubame' followers with little damage done. I am now on the hunt for the fat man who calls himself 'father'. That has proven little luck. But I feel I am on the right path, for there is a faint stench in the air which smells like him after he has consumed a huge amount of beer, or as they seem to say, 'sake'. And for a few minutes, I've been hearing a faint.dying-frog-that-can-still-croak sound, which I am suspecting, no, which I KNOW is the two fat men that call themselves guardians. What a joke! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Stewie was indeed close to Peter and Coach Mcguirk. If you didn't know any better, you could saw he was right behind him. Hm.that kinda makes you thinks. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"72 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 72 BOTTLES OF BEER! TAKE ONE DOWN." you would think that they would have known that their voices would have been dead by now, but alas, no. Brendan, Melissa, and Jason all had to suffer through their singing. Yes, their ears hurt. Yes, they wish they had brought a bat along with them. Yes. But, alas, no. they didn't bring a bat along with them. "63 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 63 BOTTLES OF BE-" "WAIT!" Peter screamed. "I think we skipped a few numbers, and also," he continued, "I think we're there." He finished, pointed to a building that look familiar. "I think we are to." Coach said. "So, where's our warm welcoming? You'd think that people like them would miss people like us!" Peter said. Brendan, Jason, and Melissa laughed, because that was all they could do after Peters comment.
A/N: so yea! Hope yall liked it! . NO ONE READ IT! I KNEW IT! EVERYBODY HATES US, SHLEY!!
Shley: 7.7 hoo-rah.
Smorsel: how could you say that?
Shley: @ least no one will bother us.
Smorsel: you're so mean! So anyway, to any one that actually read this:
PLEASE REVIEW!!! ;_; c? imma sad!!!
