Ok here it goes... Sirius is standing in Grimauld Place, trying to decide what to do...

Sirius (in a whining tone): " Remus, I'm bored!!!" Remus ( while walking away): " So make cookies or something!" Sirius: "Good idea!" Three hours later... Harry: " What's that awful smell?" Hermione: "It doesn't seem too appitizing." Ron ( while holding his nose: " Appitizing!? It stinks!" Sirius walks in witha tray full of black, multi-shaped objests that are smoking. Sirius: " Anyone wanna try my cookies?" Everyone takes one, not wanting to hurt Sirius' feelings. They all atempt to swallow but can't , so they smile and walk outside where thay all spit them out. Harry: " What did he put in those." Remus does an analysis of the cookies and 20 minutes later... Remus: " Dog biscuts, hair, rats, his dad's trousers, Kreatcher's skin flakes,dog fur, the hairs off a broom, socks, random jewelry, paper, a fish, part of some torn-up gopher, Snape's gray boxers, a dead barnicle, someone's wand, a book, waffles, ice cream, and other random objects." All get disgusted looks on their faces and race for the bathroom, holding their mothes. Sirius just sits at the table, eating his so-called cookies and smiles. Sirius: " Yum! Dog biscuts, hair, rats, his dad's trousers, Kreatcher's skin flakes,dog fur, the hairs off a broom, socks, random jewelry, paper, a fish, part of some torn-up gopher, Snape's gray boxers, a dead barnicle, someone's wand, a book, waffles, ice cream, and other random objects. My favorite!"

Oh and Snape's still looking for his boxers. Tee Hee!