[Yu-Gi-Oh!: SSB:M Style!] by Aero Shadow

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or SSB:M.

Note: Jigglypuff is known as Purin, Bowser is Koopa, and Gannondorf is Gannon.

It was a boring day at Smash Bros. HQ, when something came on TV...

TV Voice: Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!.

Kirby, Y. Link, Pichu, Pikachu, Ness, Purin, Gannon, and Koopa: Wow...

The next day...

Kirby: It's time to duel!

Ness: Fine! I accept your challenge! We'll play by Battle City rules!

Kirby: Very well. I go first. *draws six cards*

MH: I hope you're happy. Those Duel Disks cost a fortune.

Roy: A duel!

Marth: Let's watch.

Kirby: I'll play the Celtic Guardian in attack mode! (1400 AT, 1200 DEF)

Ness: To counter that, I'll play Battle Ox, in attack mode! (AT 1700, DEF 1000) Battle Ox, destroy the Celtic Guardian!

The Celtic Guardian is destroyed.

Kirby's LP: 3700, Ness's LP: 4000

Ness: Then, I'll play two cards face down and end my turn.

Kirby draws when...

Ness: Activate Drop Off! The card you just drew is sent to the graveyard!

Kirby: No! My Magic Cylinder!

Kirby's Hand: The Wicked Worm Beast, Dark Magician, Kuriboh, Wolf Axewielder

Kirby: I now summon T.W.W.B. and Wolf Axewielder, and then sacrifice them to summon the Dark Magician! Attack his Battle Ox!

Ness: Activate Wabaku! The damage your Dark Magician does is turned to 0.

Battle Ox is still destroyed.

Ness: My turn. *draws* Yes!

Ness's hand: Jinzo, Psychic Kappa, Rageki

Ness: I'll summon Psychic Kappa, and sacrifice him to summon Jinzo in attack mode! Now, I'll play Rageki! You're Dark Magician is gone. Jinzo, attack his life points directly!

Kirby: NO!

Kirby's LP: 1300, Ness's LP: 4000

Ness: My turn is over.

Kirby draws.

Kirby: Good.

Kirby drew: Pot of Greed.

Kirby: I'll play Pot of Greed! I get to draw two cards!

Kirby drew: Dark Hole and Sinister Serpent!

Kirby: I'll play Sinister Serpent in defense mode! Every time you kill it, during my next turn, I can bring it back to my hand! I'll end my turn.

Ness draws: Soul Release!

Ness: Jinzo, attack Sinister Serpent!

Sinister Serpent is destroyed.

Ness: Now I'll play Soul Release!

Kirby: NO!

Ness: Now, discard Dark Magician, Pot of Greed, Sinister Serpent, T.W.W.B., and Wolf Axewielder from the duel!

Kirby: This isn't good. I hope I draw something good.

Kirby draws: Creature Swap!

Kirby: Yes! First, I'll play Kuriboh in attack mode, and then play Creature Swap!

Ness: NO! That means I get Kuriboh and you get Jinzo!

Kirby: YES! Now, Jinzo, attack Kuriboh!

Kuriboh is destroyed.

Ness: I lost a lot of LP...

Kirby's LP: 1300, Ness's LP: 1900

Ness: Oh well, now, I'll draw.

Ness drew: Change of Heart!

Ness: I win.

Kirby: What?

Ness: I play Change of Heart!

Kirby: NO!

Ness: Now, I'll take control of Jinzo for one turn. Jinzo, destroy Kirby's LP!

Kirby is attacked.

Kirby's LP: 0, Ness's LP: 1900

Ness: Now, give up your rarest card!

Kirby: Fine. Take my Dark Magician.

Ness: Yes!

Roy: That was a tight duel.

Marth: I know.

Then, Bowser runs in with a flyer.

Bowser: Guess what!

Ness: What?

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A-Shadow: What indeed. Find out next time. Now to end this the traditional Yu-Gi-Oh! way.

To Be Continued...